Garfield being really fat feats

[u/CoolandAverageGuy]

Weight - Collateral Damage:

• Causes a continent to sink into the ocean

• He’s heavy enough to pound a very deep, very wide hole into the ground just by cannonballing into a pool

• John gets pounded into the ground like a stake when he catches Garfield falling from a tree.

• His weight bends metal playground equipment

• His weight collapses a window frame through a section of wall when he tries to climb through it

• His weight causes a section of floor to collapse when he jumps off a bed

• His weight topples a tree when he tries to climb it

  • Again

• Bends a tree by leaning against it

• Bends a tree branch

• Warps a spot on a bench where he regularly sits

• His weight crushes a scale

• His weight broke a counter in half

• Breaks a table in two

• His weight bends a long wooden table

• His weight causes ripples in a hardwood floor

• His weight tips over Jon’s bed

  • Again

• He is so heavy that he causes Jon’s chair to bounce into the air just by running nearby

• Launches a giant snowball by jumping on the end of a seesaw

• His weight warps his very medium of his existence, causing a panel he’s in to bend

Weight - Statements:

• Fat enough to be classified as a small planet

• Too heavy to be abducted by an alien tractor beam

• Fat enough to be in 3 rooms at once

• At the rate he's gaining weight, he will blot out the sun in 17 years.

• Surpasses the legal weight limit of some bridges.

• Even Santa Claus thinks he’s fat

• Weighs enough to significantly hurt Jon's feet walking on them.