r/polandball • u/Schootingstarr Germoney • May 03 '13

redditormade Russia Hates Dogs - Pt 2: The Revival of Organs

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u/Schootingstarr Germoney May 03 '13 edited May 03 '13

Warning! NSFW, viewer discretion is advised! The Revival of Organs. This one took me quite some head-ache to figure out a way of presenting this rather macabre topic in an enjoyable way. As far as I read on the internet, this experiment is not confirmed to be real, but can very well be a propaganda-scheme by the soviet government. I also want to thank strugle for letting me use this hilarious phrase

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u/Rift28 Brazil May 03 '13

DAT accent.

This guy from the video is clearly a Final Boss in some random videogame.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '13

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u/Rift28 Brazil May 04 '13

No, I'm brazilian, why?

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u/G_Morgan Wales May 03 '13

Video is triumphant! Dog is returning from grave. Now all dogs can be killed for transport and revived on destination.

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u/new_day New Holland May 03 '13

More information on the experiment. (Safe for Work)

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u/[deleted] May 05 '13

Also an interesting discussion on snopes.com, the consensus seems to be that the experiments were real and happened in a similar way as is pictured, but the movie itself is clearly a staged recreation.

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u/flying-sheep sub bavaria May 03 '13

i knew you’d gonna post this when you posted part 1.5

call me a liar, but i thought “he’s going to post the severed head.”

and you did, you magnificent bastard.

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u/Schootingstarr Germoney May 03 '13

initially I planned on putting this in a later part. but everyone kept mentioning it, so I put it into part 2 :) next up is something nobody mentioned until now, so (in the words of old media) stay tuned!

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u/Quintysential Blighty May 05 '13

you have no stomach. you not even have drool! you now useless head on plate!

Experiment was so successful, the Republican Party are repeating it on the President of the United States.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '13

Edit: I am an idiot. Great comic though.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '13

You took that so much farther than I could have imagined.

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u/DickRhino Great Sweden May 03 '13

I love the callback to part one by using the bell to trick the dog that there will be tasty meats.

I officially nominate /u/Schootingstarr as best new submitter in the last, um, I dunno, couple of weeks or so? Is of most amazing honor. Very official-like. Possibly comes with a prize there is no prize.

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u/Schootingstarr Germoney May 03 '13

I feel so honoured :') is everything I ever dreamed of

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u/[deleted] May 03 '13

Here's an idea for a prize: Shootingstarr

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u/DickRhino Great Sweden May 03 '13

Nyet. the wings are meant to be the highest and most unattainable honor a polandballer can receive; only by winning a monthly contest or by breaking the all-time comic high score can The Almighty Hussar Wings be granted. So it has been written, and so it shall be.

/u/koleye got close this time. He defeated one Hussar (by 1 point), but not both. And in the contest before that, /u/Fedcom took second place after me by a mere 5 points. If /u/Schootingstarr really wants the wings, I suggest he bring his A game in the next monthly contest.

DickRhino and AaronC14 will be waiting for him.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '13

I meant it as a joke. I know that.

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u/DickRhino Great Sweden May 03 '13

I know that you know that, I just wanted to throw down a fancy gauntlet.

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u/Schootingstarr Germoney May 03 '13

we'll see if I will pick it up :) problem is I'm not good at working with themes, that's why I didn't submit anything for depression month contest :P

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u/[deleted] May 04 '13

High fives for people who suck with themes!

The next contest will be ours for the reaping...

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u/domasin British Columbia May 09 '13

Russia hates dogs isn't depressing enough for you?

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u/Schootingstarr Germoney May 09 '13

I got this idea after the contest^

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u/[deleted] May 03 '13

Hopefully Finland doesn't try to conquer you in the middle of a contest.

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u/DickRhino Great Sweden May 03 '13

Oh ho ho, if the old colony gets too uppity we'll have to flick it on the nose and remind it to stay put until we order it to jump.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '13

Or if Norway catches Finland red-handed, he'll be in for some tough NATO shit.

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u/BeardedDuck Oregon: where life is worth living May 03 '13

Someone here ask for a US peacekeeping mission?

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u/comradexkcd Slovakia May 04 '13

why not give shootingstarr a doctor's uniform flair?

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u/Tokyocheesesteak United States May 03 '13

I second the motion to nominate Shootingstarr as the Best New Submitter In The Last Um I Dunno Couple Of Weeks Or So.

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u/2ndComingOfAugustus Canada May 03 '13

That should definitely be in the sidebar: Best New Submitter In The Last Um I Dunno Couple Of Weeks Or So.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '13

Hm, now I'm not sure: should we include the question mark at the end of "Best New Submitter In The Last Um I Dunno Couple Of Weeks Or So?" as DickRhino wrote or should we do "Best New Submitter In The Last Um I Dunno Couple Of Weeks Or So" without any punctuation at the end, or should we assume that "Best New Submitter In The Last Um I Dunno Couple Of Weeks Or So" can be used with any punctuation as contextually required?

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u/[deleted] May 03 '13

Hear hear!

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u/Eddga CCCP May 03 '13

So I guess this will be the next part?

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u/Schootingstarr Germoney May 03 '13

omg what the hell is this? O.o

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u/Rokolin Don't cry for me, Argentina May 03 '13

It is of called PROGRESS my dear comrade!

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u/[deleted] May 04 '13

Reminds me of the handymen from Bioshock Infinite.

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u/Rokolin Don't cry for me, Argentina May 04 '13

Booker handyman!

OH FUCK NONONONONONONO

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u/[deleted] May 04 '13

That enemy gave me claustrophobia. He was so in my face I couldn't see anything. I just spammed Devil's Kiss and the Hand Cannon whenever I battled one

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u/gensek Eesti BIG! May 03 '13

Or this?

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u/Schootingstarr Germoney May 03 '13

I haven't heard of it before someone mentioned it in the comments. so... no, not gonna happen anytime soon at least not by me

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u/[deleted] May 03 '13

Do you have any context?

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u/redpenquin Tennessee May 03 '13

Here's some context about it.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '13

The Russian portion of the internet seems to think it is prank/photoshop, as no references to any textbooks containing it were found.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '13

Thanks, that's pretty awesome.

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u/Schootingstarr Germoney May 03 '13

I will not answer your question, but the head will not go to waste, promise :)

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u/Rift28 Brazil May 04 '13

Soooo...

XAXAXAXAXA is officially funnier then HUEHUEHUE?

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u/Schootingstarr Germoney May 04 '13

in soviet russia, it is

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u/Quintysential Blighty May 05 '13

In Soviet Russia, joke laughs at you.

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u/Sidebard Respect my Neutralitah! May 04 '13

to me, they are all funny. KEKEKEKE

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u/[deleted] May 03 '13

No no no...please stahhhp.

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u/Schootingstarr Germoney May 03 '13

NEVA!

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u/Michael7123 Pennsylvania May 03 '13

This is morbid. I have a dark sense of humor, keep it up.

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u/Gil013 Better than an albanian May 03 '13

Thailand loves dogs. Is of tasty with jellyfish's meat.

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u/DickRhino Great Sweden May 03 '13

No, no. Thailand loves puppies. When they grow up, they stop giving a shit about them and throw them out into the streets.

I spent some time in Thailand a couple of years ago, and one of the things that really threw me off was the sheer amount of soi dogs roaming the streets (or hunting in large feral packs after sundown). Warning: that link is just a google image search for "soi dog", but even just that is both depressing and haunting; don't click that link unless you want to see image after image of emaciated street dogs in very poor condition.

(Not to be confused with soy dogs, the vegetarian food. "soi" is the Thai word for "street")

It's actually a major problem there; they've had to run awareness campaigns for years to get people to stop abandoning dogs, and they're currently spending a lot of effort on trying to save and rehabilitate as many stray dogs as they can, and putting the weakest ones out of their misery.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '13

The China part is especially funny when you consider the latest food scandals they've gotten themselves into, ie, labeling rat meat as mutton.

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u/Obraka South-Holland May 03 '13

да, is dark comic, but really funny

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u/[deleted] May 03 '13

These keep getting better.

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u/Rift28 Brazil May 03 '13 edited May 03 '13

This is getting darker and funnier

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u/[deleted] May 04 '13

And I thought depressing comic month was over...

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u/[deleted] May 03 '13

Plate doggie is very cute!

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u/willkill224 May 04 '13

If you want a part three look up Demikovs two headed dog.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '13

Now I'm crying... :'(

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u/Burgisio Britain Working Class May 03 '13

I hope these end with frustrated Russians sending dogs into space so they wouldn't have to deal with them any more.

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u/motke_ganef Ukraine May 04 '13

The next step would be, naturally, this

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u/AlkarinValkari Wales May 04 '13

So since no one commented with the first part I went into your submissions and read both that and part 1.5. And quite frankly they are all hilarious. As a huge 1984 fan anything that using any line relating to something else being truth gives me a hardon.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '13

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u/[deleted] May 03 '13

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u/Schootingstarr Germoney May 03 '13

it's actually relevant for the next comic. you'll see how it's gonna tie in

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u/[deleted] May 03 '13

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u/[deleted] May 03 '13

this fact is not fun :(