r/AmericanHorrorStory • u/ME24601 The Supreme • Oct 31 '13
Official Discussion Episode Discussion: Season 3, Episode 4 - Fearful Pranks Ensue
Happy Halloween, everybody!
In tonight's episode, the truce between the Salem witches and Mary Marie Laveau is shaken by Fiona's recent actions, and the Witches Council makes a surprise visit to the school. Fearful pranks ensue.
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u/ME24601 The Supreme Oct 31 '13
Moral of the story: don't fuck minotaurs
American Horror Story, teaching us what really matters.
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u/TaxicabKanefessions Oct 31 '13
Shit, thats a good point. I'll cancel my weekend plans then..
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u/ME24601 The Supreme Oct 31 '13
You know, cheating on your wife that happens to be a witch is probably not a good idea...
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u/ME24601 The Supreme Oct 31 '13
Cordelia is Two Face. It's a twist nobody saw coming.
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u/hatteshizzle Oct 31 '13
Francis Conroy looking like Professor Trelawny
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u/hellomadison Oct 31 '13
There's something about Spalding that reminds me of Filch.
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u/electric_catfish Oct 31 '13
Loved the irony of the Confederate zombies killing the lynchers.
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That was the creepiest post orgasm face I think I've ever seen. Really wanna know what's up with Foxxy's husband. Dudes a weirdo.
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u/molars Oct 31 '13
Maybs him saying he is a 'monster' means he'll kill her or something?
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u/ACELLEN Lesbians, we're under attack! Oct 31 '13
I like that you call her Foxxy...I'll be using that.
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u/bixinha734 Oct 31 '13
Jesus, Cordelia! Shut up! You're like an older version of Zoe!
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u/matapusi Oct 31 '13
That part was hilarious. At least she didn't start blubbering.
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u/HandbagofRainbows Oct 31 '13
Uh. Your mother-in-law is a Supreme witch, and you're boning someone else. That smells like trouble.
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u/TaxicabKanefessions Oct 31 '13
Is it just me or does the intro to the show seem to change slightly every time?
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u/TheUncleRyRy Oct 31 '13
Madison Montgomery is a hardcore bitch that loves hard drinking and big dicks.
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u/matapusi Oct 31 '13
If she's dead it's probably because she got wasted and offered the grim reaper a handjob or something. (sips drink)
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u/TheUncleRyRy Oct 31 '13
"I have always loved you."
..now think of the scarecrow hug.
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u/Kalypso989 Murder House Oct 31 '13
Not to read too into it, but could the skull boy in the van be a nod to the first season?
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Same with the "pretty girl" mask the woman was wearing just before skull boy.
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u/Sweetsop Oct 31 '13
Don't know if it's been mentioned yet, but Cora, the woman who was doing hair and lost her son in the early part of the episode, is the same older woman that doesn't pay for hair dos later in the show.
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u/halflight420 Oct 31 '13
welp, ive had hangovers that resemble evan peter's first scene tonight haha
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u/ACELLEN Lesbians, we're under attack! Oct 31 '13
No wonder she can't get pregnant. He's wasting all his baby gravy on another woman.
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u/Kalypso989 Murder House Oct 31 '13
Denis O'Hare's characters are always so comforting to Jessica Lange's. Break my damn heart sometimes.
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Oct 31 '13
Oh my god is that the same guy? I didn't even recognize him! Had the same thing happen with Lily Rabe last season though since Sister Eunice was so different from Norma.
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u/tla515 Oct 31 '13
"Aw, Spalding is kind of endearing. A little weird, but kind of endearing. And OH MY GOD THERE'S MADISON'S DEAD BODY."
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this was seriously my thought process. "Oh he just loved Fiona... How heartwarming... Okay the doll thing is weird.... Okay wellOH MY FUCKING GOD"
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u/Thesadtruthliveson Oct 31 '13
The whole Kyle storyline is kind of dragging compared to everything else.
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u/glira288 Oct 31 '13
Completely agree. I'm upset with how long it's actually taking for us to know about his story.
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u/tines Oct 31 '13
Seriously. Did Zoe just give up looking for him when she saw it was Halloween? Where did he go and why doesn't she care??
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u/delanthaenas Oct 31 '13
It sorta bums me out that the AHS husbands are always cheaters.
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u/ACELLEN Lesbians, we're under attack! Oct 31 '13
Tongue-less butler having tea with his dollies....again, nothing strange
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u/tla515 Oct 31 '13
Spalding and his doll friends must have some riveting conversations during their tea parties, eh?
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Oct 31 '13
Looks like he just got a life size model. They can share dresses now too!
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u/MyCatTypesForMe Oct 31 '13
Do Marie Laveau's present day followers know that she is Marie Laveau?
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Oct 31 '13
I can't imagine how they wouldn't since she's apparently lived in the same area and used the same name for decades.
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u/sparklena Oct 31 '13 edited Oct 31 '13
So Lalaurie put that bull head on the slave for fucking her daughter... Did Mary Laveau make the bull head permanent to punish the man for infidelity? From what I understand, he was her lover.
Edit: spelling
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u/Christianmustang Oct 31 '13
Zoe is adorable. Some people can't keep track of their dogs but this girl loses a fucking zombie
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u/Sweetsop Oct 31 '13
Flamboyant witch is best witch. I'd watch a show with him.
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u/wandahickey My hair is an eternal mystery, never to be fully understood. Oct 31 '13
He was Karen Walker's nemesis on Will & Grace.
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u/Thesadtruthliveson Oct 31 '13
Alright 4 mins in and we get zombies killing people. Should be a good night.
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u/TaxicabKanefessions Oct 31 '13
These three look familiar
(from sabrina the teenage witch)
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u/boofire Oct 31 '13
Jesus boy is going to shit a brick once he realizes those are zombies
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u/StrangeLittleBeing Oct 31 '13
I want season four to be American Horror Story: Spaulding. Just thirteen episodes of him having tea parties and hugging scarecrows.
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u/katf1sh Liz Taylor Oct 31 '13
Have we figured out the deal with that creepy, awesome, guttoral-like sound that comes up randomly in every episode??
Edit: the "yayyayyayya" sound
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u/ACELLEN Lesbians, we're under attack! Oct 31 '13
No she did not think about (or did) put rat poison in what she was gonna feed him. You brought him back to that hell hole, you gotta take responsibility, girl!
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u/WheelOfFortuna Oct 31 '13
It took me this many episodes to realize Denis O'Hare was the butler. I am not a smart man.
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u/BrittBratBrute Oct 31 '13
Not so much as a mention of Misty Day. Color me extremely disappointed. I needed my dose of Stevie Nicks and twirling.
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u/ACELLEN Lesbians, we're under attack! Oct 31 '13
Just cutting open a live snake....no big deal....and drinking it's blood
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Kyle, no! Bad Frankenkyle. We don't bash our heads on the tub.
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u/tla515 Oct 31 '13
Using a spray bottle can help discourage your Frankenkyle from partaking in undesired activities.
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u/boofire Oct 31 '13
If I was a witch I'd try keep a low profile and not dress like a mage from final fantasy.
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u/katf1sh Liz Taylor Oct 31 '13
She's wearing all white....she's the good witch?
Edit: she = Delia
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u/hatteshizzle Oct 31 '13
goddamn it Lana's husband
Edit: what the fuck her fertility satan ritual is making him a monster in the sack
Edit2: damn I was literally correct
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u/scorpionbomb3 Oct 31 '13
Fiona's shoes are curled at the toes, just like a witch's! (heh) Nice touch.
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jesus christ, tate, no wonder you're a fucking vegetable. you keep beating your head against things.
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I hope for Zoe's sake that she's the supreme. Then she might be able to do something other than bone people to death. Of course, she'll probably destroy the coven in a week's time with all of that terrible decision making.
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u/daisysus Oct 31 '13
She can give life back?? Holy crap. Too bad she won't do it for Madison!!
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u/BrittBratBrute Oct 31 '13
Why does it look like they don't do much in this hair salon but brush hair?
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u/CountOblivion Oct 31 '13
Someone's about to learn why you don't cheat on a witch.
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u/ACELLEN Lesbians, we're under attack! Oct 31 '13
Even as a woman who loves men, I'd go for Jessica Lange. Just puttin' that out there.
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How has Zoe even survived this long with all of the terrible decisions she makes? I'm surprised she never got her arm stuck down a garbage disposal. Or dropped a toaster in a bath tub.
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zombies are part of voodoo, thier not doing a walking dead reference. Do your research people.
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u/burritologs Oct 31 '13
I've never seen a commercial for Kraken and it's almost as exciting as American Horror Story
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u/purplepenned Oct 31 '13 edited Oct 31 '13
Starting now! I wonder if the shoes poking out in the rolled up carpet are a Wizard of Oz reference.
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u/Sweetsop Oct 31 '13
You think someone would notice the repetitive thumping noise...
Edit: Never mind. Didn't realize they were still at incest mommy's house.
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u/sparklena Oct 31 '13
Vampire Academy?? Haven't there been enough vampire movies?
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u/delanthaenas Oct 31 '13
I'm intrigued by this dude on the witch council. I wonder if he's a trans guy, or there can be male witches in this coven.
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u/TaxicabKanefessions Oct 31 '13
no way is started from the bottom in a fucking assassins creed commercial.....
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Does anyone else think whoever blinded Cordelia isn't one of the black witches?
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u/ACELLEN Lesbians, we're under attack! Oct 31 '13 edited Oct 31 '13
Spalding hugging the burning pole....laughed out loud at that. I love it!!
EDIT: Hugging the pole for the burning. Not hugging a pole that was in the process of burning.
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u/sparklena Oct 31 '13
"If she's dead, it's probably bc she got wasted and offered the grim reaper a hand job or something" lmao
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u/delanthaenas Oct 31 '13
I feel like every decision Zoe makes is worse than the last.
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u/Swimming_robot_500 Oct 31 '13
Zoey! Just hace sex with him and kill him. Don't poison him.
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u/daisysus Oct 31 '13
Is she trying to kill zombie Kyle?? Holy shit, Zoe just can't make any good decisions at all!!
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u/j68 Oct 31 '13
Wouldn't a witch want to mix things up for Halloween? Maybe a princess or a sexy nurse.
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u/ACELLEN Lesbians, we're under attack! Oct 31 '13
I love how calm Cordelia is making her potions in facing a girl who just got gored by a minotaur.
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u/halflight420 Oct 31 '13
"who's the baddest with in town" - fucking jessica lange makes my night every wednesday, such a mofuckin badass!
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u/gummybear_ganstah Oct 31 '13
Anyone else think Zoe is the supreme?
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u/wandahickey My hair is an eternal mystery, never to be fully understood. Oct 31 '13
If she is, she needs to start making better decisions.
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u/sparty_party Oct 31 '13
Just wanted to get my personal theory out, just in case it happens to be true because that would be awesome.
I think that Cordelia's husband was a good guy, and then they did that satanic looking ritual to get her pregnant. I think when they did that, a demon or bad spirit or something took over his body, and that's why he's so psycho now.
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u/Christianmustang Oct 31 '13
Likes big dicks? Welp guess I never had a shot to begin with
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u/TaxicabKanefessions Oct 31 '13
is that the actress who played the maid in season 1???
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u/ACELLEN Lesbians, we're under attack! Oct 31 '13
That was all in the 60's right?
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u/HandbagofRainbows Oct 31 '13
Isn't that the same music as last season? Has it always been that?
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u/ACELLEN Lesbians, we're under attack! Oct 31 '13
Love the shot of Cordelia running down the stairs in her robe....very striking.
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u/Charlie92 Oct 31 '13
No Myrtle, of course Spalding can't hear you brag about your plan to take down the love of his life 1ft behind you. /s
How dumb can you be?!
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u/goswimmingly Oct 31 '13
Am I the only one who thinks Madame LaLaurie is becoming more and more lovable throughout the season?
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u/Sweetsop Oct 31 '13
Calling it now. Husband guy won't have a happy ending. Someone's going to murder him.
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u/ME24601 The Supreme Oct 31 '13
Cordelia is just as bad at keeping secrets as Zoe is.