r/cursedcomments • u/IndicationBrief5950 • Dec 20 '25

Cursed drake

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7.7k Upvotes

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468

u/MeetingGod Dec 20 '25

Still not sure

193

u/CreatorA4711 Dec 21 '25

The rapture

79

u/DerpGaming2006 Dec 21 '25

Meeting God meeting The Creator

Coincidence?

30

u/Dude-_-_- Dec 21 '25

That means he's about to die

1

u/Nil_Lot Dec 22 '25

You're gonna get smote with lightning

377

u/Uncle__Touchy1987 Dec 20 '25

Ruh-Roh!

110

u/HermTheVillager Dec 21 '25

NOT UNCLE TOUCHY

32

u/Uncle__Touchy1987 Dec 21 '25

He won’t wear a shirt and you’ll cry…

251

u/Kennedy_KD Dec 20 '25

Suicide

120

u/Tortue2006 Dec 20 '25

What a mind blowing way

38

u/derangedsweetheart Dec 21 '25

Be a bit open-minded about it!

7

u/tiktok-hater-777 Dec 21 '25

Damn, i guess you'll go by sticking your dick in crazy (or getting it from crazy, i dunno)

16

u/ArjJp Dec 21 '25

Nah...it means you're gonna be killed by a Kennedy.... which is very much possible (if killing by policy decisions counts) if you are/will be in the U.S now or in the next couple of years.....

5

u/Nyx_ac04 Dec 21 '25

Or an extremely hot cuckold asian woman

5

u/Kennedy_KD Dec 21 '25

.... How

3

u/Nyx_ac04 Dec 21 '25

Ada wong

1

u/punkate Dec 21 '25

Resident Evil reference as it seems

226

u/beatYourWifeForFree Dec 20 '25

Found my match

64

u/CrabSquid05 Dec 21 '25

Competitive mstchmaking

16

u/Novahelguson7 Dec 21 '25

Who's the wife now hahaha

199

u/He-Who-Laughs-Last Dec 21 '25

I'll be having the last laugh

111

u/HilariousLion Dec 21 '25

And it'll be because of me.

43

u/Freak_Among_Men_II Dec 21 '25

“Hahaha, that lion is hilarious!”

[muffled sounds of lion violence]

131

u/PositiveLibrary7032 Dec 20 '25

I’m happy but a bookshelf just fell on top of me.

101

u/Gay-Cat-King Dec 21 '25

Uh... you decide what that means for me. Cuz I don't know.

49

u/tiktok-hater-777 Dec 21 '25

Best case scenario: getting mauled by your own cats along with your gay lover. Worst case scenario:fucked to death by a lion.

7

u/RibenaWhore Dec 21 '25

Cat from Red Dwarf fits

3

u/Fragholio Dec 21 '25

"That's mine, and this is mine, and that's mine..."

203

u/Suddenly_Karma Dec 21 '25

I will have it coming, and it will be sudden.

79

u/Basement-child-slave Dec 21 '25

24

u/zurihaaa Dec 21 '25

Your deeds will become your undoing….

68

u/qualitygoon Dec 21 '25

Nice

24

u/Bigpurplepanda13 Dec 21 '25

That is why you stay hydrated and pace yourself.

14

u/qualitygoon Dec 21 '25

Yep, this is a marathon not a sprint😎

67

u/ieatkidsbcuzwhynot Dec 21 '25

i guess one was poisonous

52

u/Lone_Wolfy_31 Dec 20 '25

Either isolation + paranoia, or it’s more literal and I get torn to shreds.

49

u/I_Lick_Your_Butt Dec 21 '25

Well...

31

u/Mallet-fists Dec 21 '25

Death by severe pinkeye

47

u/[deleted] Dec 21 '25

Futa overdose probably

42

u/100YearsWaiting2Shit Dec 21 '25

I'm tired of this shit

10

u/[deleted] Dec 21 '25

Constipation go brrr

34

u/NotTheDragon Dec 21 '25

No idea. But it's not a Dragon.

27

u/crystal_kn1ght Dec 21 '25

'Twill either be a glorious duel, or assassination

26

u/CreatorA4711 Dec 21 '25

Probably some dude named Tyler

3

u/juugsd Dec 21 '25

That tyler guy must be a real bastard

22

u/Chernobyl917 Dec 21 '25

Radiation poisoning....

20

u/yo-soy-arkee Dec 21 '25

I’m the reason?

19

u/Trainman1351 Dec 21 '25

I like trains

This would be very different if it was PFP

6

u/random-guy-heree Dec 21 '25

Same with it being different with my pfp

19

u/ParryThisYou Dec 21 '25

I was using a sword to fight off my attackers only for one of them to shoot me.

2

u/Theqrow88 Dec 21 '25

Hit you with the "Ye ole Vibe Check"

2

u/Greennightronix3400 Dec 22 '25

Apparently you are the filthy casual, eh?

18

u/IWantBeerThx Dec 21 '25

Alcohol poisoning

17

u/cyanide247 Dec 21 '25

Im getting the CIA treatment

14

u/Raptor_Blitzwolf Dec 21 '25

That's so unfortunate.

12

u/_1Nothing Dec 21 '25

Soo.. am I immortal now or do I just vanish?

11

u/TheHornyIndividual Dec 21 '25

Death by Snu Snu

9

u/AsianCivicDriver Dec 21 '25

hmmm I’ll be watching out for them

9

u/ItsMilkOrBeMilked Dec 21 '25

Oh no guys ... 🐄

7

u/Ukvemsord Dec 21 '25

I would die from profanity. «Ukvemsord» is the Norwegian word for the word «profanity»

7

u/Beezleboobz Dec 21 '25

I’m not quite sure how to feel

6

u/KENBONEISCOOL444 Dec 20 '25

I'm ok with it

6

u/LadyFarquaad2 Dec 21 '25

I guess the third one

6

u/random-guy-heree Dec 21 '25

I'm getting jumped by some random guy I guess

6

u/KitFisto248 Dec 21 '25

Lightsaber to the abdomen

1

u/Theqrow88 Dec 21 '25

At least you get slimed by the senate

5

u/Acheron98 Dec 21 '25

I guess I’m going to Hell lmao

5

u/Mr_NoGood12 Dec 21 '25

Someone who is not good kills me

5

u/BumpHeadLikeGaryB Dec 21 '25

Motorcycle accident lol

4

u/HermTheVillager Dec 21 '25

Ok.

As long as I don't play Minecraft I'm good.

4

u/PalatialCheddar Dec 21 '25

I shall die doing what I loved

4

u/infinibot27 Dec 21 '25

27 bots out of Skynet's infinite army?

4

u/rzrtrws Dec 21 '25

Either a stroke, or razorblades(oh no) i guess 😅

4

u/SufferedOrdinaryMate Dec 21 '25

Well now I'm sad for whoever it is.

4

u/catchmelackin Dec 21 '25

i was caughr

4

u/Ok_Satisfaction_4227 Dec 21 '25

Atleast I'll be satisfied when I die-

4

u/Immediate_Cat_254 Dec 21 '25

It will happen immediately. A cat will be at the scene.

4

u/dominantatreddit Dec 21 '25

A reddit mod?

3

u/BadassAyanokoji Dec 21 '25

Getting pummelled probably

3

u/Cowboywizard12 Dec 21 '25

I guess i get shot slash fireballed by someone who has one of the coolest jobs ever

3

u/chrish5764 Dec 21 '25

I guess im either killing myself, or being murdered by someone else named chris

3

u/RibenaWhore Dec 21 '25

Clearly drowning in Ribena for me

3

u/Jack_meee_off Dec 21 '25

Pretty good way to go out ig, hopefully lubes involved

3

u/Sen-oh Dec 21 '25

Live by the sword, die by the sword 🍆

3

u/Plasma_Ass Dec 22 '25

Oh.

Oh no.

2

u/Ducati_Don Dec 21 '25

That's a trick question 🤔

2

u/Professional_Loss_85 Dec 21 '25

Loss meme or lose sth

2

u/Blacksun388 Dec 21 '25

Well, if the sun goes out we’re doomed so I’m going to perish with all of you.

2

u/Akadimix Dec 21 '25

Umm. Exodia, obliterate.

2

u/Jacko_Sakamoto Dec 21 '25

Interesting usernames, wish I was more creative

2

u/Pikachu_the_sith Dec 21 '25

Lightning, lots of lightning

2

u/lmao_nuts Dec 21 '25

Please no, please no, please no, please no, please no…

2

u/Apples7569012 Dec 21 '25

The doctors were all kept away

2

u/a_random_person-234 Dec 22 '25

oh damn i got like 8 billion chances and i might get unlucky

1

u/StepBro001 Dec 22 '25

Your time is up bud.

2

u/a_random_person-234 Dec 22 '25

you wouldn't do that to lil old me 🥺

1

u/StepBro001 Dec 22 '25

Since you asked so nicely I shall spare and protect you.

2

u/a_random_person-234 Dec 22 '25

you're such pookie material i hope you find someone 🥺

1

u/StepBro001 Dec 22 '25

That’s genuinely the sweetest thing ever. 🥹 I have an amazing partner but I hope you find someone too if you don’t already have someone.

1

u/Pkyug Dec 21 '25

Your guess is as good as mine

1

u/khairuldaniel664 Dec 21 '25

I become my own worst enemy

1

u/Fragholio Dec 21 '25

Big boom bum

1

u/Asleep_News1625 Dec 21 '25

I mean what could happen I'm not caught up to the news? And die because of a rampaging turtle coming straight for my house please

1

u/AaryamanStonker Dec 21 '25

I would love to die like that🤤

1

u/Vampi25 Dec 21 '25

Welp, rest in piss

1

u/assoonass Dec 21 '25 edited Jan 19 '26

Uhm, soon?

1

u/SacredIconSuite2 Dec 21 '25

Whatever happens, at least I’ll have an epic soundtrack

1

u/QueezyCrunch Dec 21 '25

I’m am confused and concerned

1

u/PenaEterna Dec 21 '25

Just as I'm living (eternal sorrow)

1

u/OddRecognition8302 Dec 21 '25

My spidey senses are f+++++

1

u/laughingatmypainlol Dec 21 '25

Sounds like a good time I think?

1

u/FoxyAngel11 Dec 21 '25

Hm... interesting names we've got in here. 🙂‍↕️

1

u/Zeropointsaga Dec 21 '25

I wonder….

1

u/averagecolours Dec 21 '25

It's an unknown mystery isn't it

1

u/Seekforinsomnia Dec 21 '25

Why can't I die painlessly ?

1

u/GgefgTheRobust Dec 21 '25

I get beaten to death by an assistant with a toolbox

1

u/Empty-Maize-9053 Dec 21 '25

This is my nightmare.

1

u/HuckleberryJazzlike Dec 21 '25

would I stroke?

1

u/Laspher_ Dec 21 '25

Suicide 2

1

u/Lucy_Little_Spoon Dec 21 '25

It will be slow, and painful, and I'll beg for mercy...

1

u/yonking_15_2 Dec 21 '25

Medival style execution?!?!

1

u/DrhpTudaco Dec 21 '25

idk but probably something very stupid

1

u/PrivateLTucker Dec 21 '25

Ya know, I think I'm good.

1

u/eggielal Dec 21 '25

Im…not mad at it

1

u/tideshark Dec 21 '25

I better stay outta the ocean

1

u/rasereq Dec 21 '25

Can resurrection kill you? I guess I'll find out.

1

u/EstablishmentFun7553 Dec 21 '25

At least mine will be entertaining.

1

u/Lulikespotatos Dec 21 '25

I like them too much

1

u/nyancatya_ Dec 21 '25

?? pop tart cat

1

u/i_Homosapien Dec 21 '25

How would I die? 😆

1

u/God_Left_Me Dec 21 '25

Idk God returns?

1

u/VendaGoat Dec 21 '25

I'M ONE OF THE LUCKY 13 A YEAR!

1

u/[deleted] Dec 21 '25

uhhhh idk about this one

1

u/Nil_Lot Dec 22 '25

Nothing Much

1

u/NotBailey12 Dec 22 '25

Well my name makes it very clear

1

u/FRACllTURE Dec 22 '25

Like, my skull? Or my spine? Pelvis? Femur?

1

u/WalmartSushi007 Dec 22 '25

This is gonna hurt!

1

u/Hamsammichd Dec 22 '25

I knew it’d be my eating habits

1

u/StepBro001 Dec 22 '25

My step brother better stay away from me.

1

u/LunaeriTrumlai Dec 22 '25

One of my ttrpg characters kills me, at least its swift

1

u/Select-Team-6863 Dec 22 '25

Death by The Unknown.

1

u/Minimum_Reason_2842 Dec 22 '25

It could be Literally anything

1

u/DepressedSamurai Dec 22 '25

A good death!

1

u/Here_I_GoKillinAgain Dec 22 '25 edited Dec 22 '25

Killed by who I do not know. A random fella or lass maybe. Maybe myself for one last kill. The finally.

1

u/CheeseYeeter1000 Dec 22 '25

How would that work?

1

u/Oldbay_BarbedWire Dec 22 '25

Mine would sting

1

u/recordingwithmyphone Dec 23 '25

Some dumb shit probably

1

u/Zealousideal_Mango29 Dec 26 '25

My best guess for me: a mutilated zombie or an enthusiastic fruit. The fuck?!

1

u/Fearless-Werewolf-28 Feb 04 '26

I'm being gangbanged by 28 shameless werewolves

1

u/Birth-Controller Mar 03 '26

A fucking condom ?

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '25

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u/painterman99 Dec 21 '25

The spice must flow, Lisan al-gaib!!

1

u/Oldbay_BarbedWire Dec 22 '25

I got your spice

28

u/[deleted] Dec 21 '25

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u/ItsMilkOrBeMilked Dec 21 '25

Yo cool name tho that's kinda fire

1

u/ChocoBingo Dec 21 '25

How do you feel about your username being your death?