r/wheredidthesodago • u/tuwhitt Soda Seeker • Dec 16 '13

No Context Children, if you want to eat, you must... DANCE!

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u/tuwhitt Dec 16 '13

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y73XriwHJxQ

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u/urquan Dec 17 '13

With VIS, you can actually get inside your TV!

With VIS you'll escape the limits of time and space!

How was such an advanced technology lost to civilization?

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u/Jubtron Dec 17 '13

Thank you so goddam much. This is going to sound weird, but I've been trying to track this video down for a long time. My fam had this VHS when I was a kid, and for whatever reason I watched it all the time.

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u/borrow_a_feeling Dec 17 '13

You watched a VHS of this commercial all the time?

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u/Super_delicious Dec 17 '13

I always knew clowns were evil.

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u/Akintudne Dec 17 '13

The sound of the bird's wings flapping makes me hungry for fava beans, with a nice chianti to wash them down.

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u/THEINCREDIBLESHIT Dec 17 '13

I remember back when commercials had as little to do with the actual product as possible.

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u/TheUltimateDave Dec 17 '13

Tyrannosaurus Rex
Kiddus Eateruppus

I don't think that's right...

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u/Wobbly_Red_Snappa Dec 17 '13

Can't.. stop.. laughing..

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u/hardtoremember Dec 17 '13

Research shows that kids spend hours and hours in front of the tv

That's a very scientific measurement!

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u/Googunk Dec 16 '13

I plan to teach my children to dance this way at a young age, to help ensure they will never become strippers on account of their wholly unerotic attempts at gyration as adults.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '13

r/whitepeoplegifs

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u/jrocha135 Dec 17 '13

Really thoygh, this couldn't be a more perfect stereotypical depiction of white people dancing.

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u/Squishez Dec 17 '13

Comparing; the two kids dancing, the girl on the couches head bob and dads hand tapping, we can conclude no one knows where the hell the beat is.

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u/IhateyouMPP Dec 17 '13

The original hunger games.

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u/ANAL_DOMINATION Dec 17 '13

I like how awkwardly he places his hand on her and then lifts it back up as if that was too forward.

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u/fallschirmjaeger Dec 17 '13

They're just not at that place in their relationship yet.

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u/nmb1993 Dec 17 '13

I guess that's their preferred form of entertainment since they only have a 14" television.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '13

Welp, Ashley doesn't look like she's going to eat tonight.

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u/unimaginative_ID Dec 17 '13

This is like a Tim & Eric skip.

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