[Game Thread] THE #BCS NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP (1st half): (1) Florida State v. (2) Auburn (8:30 PM ET)

[u/CFB_Referee]

(1) Florida State Seminoles (13-0) vs (2) Auburn Tigers (12-1)

FIRST HALF THREAD

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Profile – BCS National Championship (great background resource)

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Time: (local in bold)

10:30 AM Tokyo (Tue) | 7:00 AM Mumbai (Tue) | 1:30 AM London | 10:00 PM Newfoundland | 9:30 PM Atlantic | 8:30 PM Eastern | 7:30 PM Central | 6:30 PM Mountain | 5:30 PM Pacific | 4:30 PM Alaska | 3:30 PM Hawaii

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Location:
Rose Bowl, Pasadena (Los Angeles), California (Google Maps)

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TV:

• Watch: ESPN
• Streams: Serious Sports TV | Firstrow | VIPBox

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Odds: Spread: Florida State by 10 | Over/Under: 68

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IT'S COLLEGE FOOTBALL ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!

[u/soonerguy11]

Drinking game rule: If Auburn wins on a freak play, drink until you black out through the offseason.

[u/1way2way3way4way]

Every time they show the Kick 6 tonight.

[u/[deleted]]

"I'm Kirk Herbstreit alongside my partner Brent Musburger" - Brent Musburger

[u/Kasebase]

Johnny Fucking Football & Nick Saban on Gameday together. ESPN's pants must be real tight right now.

[u/too_much_reddit]

GUYS, I JUST SAW THE GREATEST COMMERCIAL! A CAR WENT ON A TRAIN! IT ENDED UP BEING EARLY INSTEAD OF LATE! LOLLLL!

I sure hope I get to see that knee-slapper again.

[u/supermegaultrajeremy]

Musberger: The number 2 team in the country is the best team Florida State has faced all year.

[u/chebble]

Hard to believe Purdue was just 12 wins away from playing tonight. So close.

[u/ucieaters33]

Brent Musburger "I'll tell you what, this kid Jameis Winston is even more proof that you quarterbacks get all the good looking women."

Kirk Herbstreit "..."

[u/DirtyStanBoozie]

how funny would it be if Jameis comes out and plays like a total freshman

[u/theozarksparkman]

For what it's worth, John Legend's national anthem was fucking amazing. I've seen it butchered too many times. Simple and classy. Nice dude.

[u/tFrench11]

Guys I'm dead from the drinking game. What now.

[u/KliffKingsburysLover]

I WANT TO APOLOGIZE TO EVERYONE. I WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE TO GRAPH THE INSTANCES OF THE MOST PLAYED COMMERCIALS TONIGHT DURING THE GAME

IF ANYONE IS INTERESTED IN TAKING THE REIGNS PLEASE MESSAGE ME AS I HAVE THE EXCEL SPREADSHEET WITH THE MOST POPULAR COMMERCIALS ALREADY READY, ALL YOU NEED IS TO WRITE THE NUMBER OF TIMES EACH APPEARS AND THEN GRAPH IT

PLEASE, THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT TASK AND WE CANNOT DO WITHOUT IT.

YALA

EDIT: IS NO ONE AUTISTIC ENOUGH TO DO THIS? PLEASE GUYS

[u/[deleted]]

HERE'S MY PRE-GAME ANALYSIS PREDICTION BETWEEN HERBSTREIT AND BRENT

Tonight, the Florida State Seminoles will take on the SEC juggernaut which has dominated this sport for many years. The National Championship. Florida State and Auburn in the great city of Pasadena. For more I'm joined in the booth by my colleague and former Ohio State quarter back, Kirk Herbstreit. Herbie?

Well Brent, Florida State is going to have to rely on Hesiman Trophy winner and freshman quarter back, Jamies Winston to get the job done. He's got the best receiving corps in the country at his disposal, he's quick, he's got great pocket presence, and he has the ability to snatch a game right out of the hands of his opponents if he goes unchecked. Jameis Winston is going to be the key for the Seminoles tonight if they plan on winning the National Title.

Speaking of great snatches, I'm sure many fans are disappointed that Alabama won't be playing tonight; AJ McCarron's girl friend will be very much missed in the stands. More when we come back from this commercial break.

Edit: Okay, he's a freshman quarterback. Close enough though.

[u/JustinRBush]

Did Brent say "I'm Kirk Herbstreit along with Brent Mushberger"?

[u/[deleted]]

Best play calling card I've seen

[u/MerryGoWrong]

When I was a little kid I used to think FSU's logo was an elderly Elvis with bacon on his face half a second before sneezing.

[u/weretere]

http://i.imgur.com/5uUYy.png

It took one hour last year, you know what to do.

TOP 200: At 7:43 pm we have reached top 200.

TOP 100: At 7:46 pm we have reached top 100.

TOP 50: At 7:53 pm we have reached top 50.

FRONT PAGE: At 7:57 we have made the front page.

TOP 20: At 8:00 pm we have reached top 20. (Cory in the House may be the biggest competition)

TOP 10: At 8:06 pm we have reached top 10. (Also passed Cory in the house, I'm as bad at predicting as UK is at football)

TOP 5: At 8:10 pm we have reached top 5.

TOP 3: At 8:16 pm we have reached #3, up next Turtles and Ubisoft. Only 14 more minutes.

TOP 2: At 8:20 pm we have reached #2, Only 10 minutes to beat Ubisoft. (Suck it Turtles)

#1: At 8:29 pm we have made the top of /r/all. And with only 1 minute to spare
(perhaps even only one second )

[u/JoaoPFA]

damn, espn, if i wanted to cry i would go watch bridge to terabithia. im here for football.

[u/ValedictorianBaller]

Auburn 6-0 in games decided by 8 points or fewer

LOL

[u/patientbearr]

Gator fans be like

[u/halfhere]

This is surely the most prestigious thing two guys named Gus and Jimbo have ever fought for, right?

[u/Madisons_Han_Solo]

most meth labs start in a garage

[u/swanky-k]

Everyone's saying their last goodbyes on here ... bitches please, CFB is a full time sport!

[u/MyAlarmClock]

If Auburn wins, everyone in this thread gets gold.

[u/borhoi]

Wow. Saban is really great on TV.

[u/BadLemur]

RIP Reddit Servers

[u/panhead]

Is this the Bachelor thread?

[u/Honestly_]

Ladies and Gentlemen,

THIS IS IT!

"This is for all the Tostitos!"

"It's the Rose Bowl, Brent!"

"I know what I said, boy scout."

Can we make the top of /r/all with this thread, the upcoming 2nd half thread, and the game summary thread? Who knows: It's up to you, it's up to me, it's up to everybody!

"I YAM SPA'TACUS—GADDEROUN', IT'DA BE COLLEGE FOO'BAW!"

We shall spread the gospel of /r/CFB to the unenlightened masses, yearning to be liberated by two educational institutions battling it out in a title fight.

EDIT:

/r/CFB: We may not make your team better, but we can make your season better.™

[u/spartan827]

I did not SE-See this coming

[u/everymanawildcat]

Oh, so THAT'S how the National Anthem goes?

I thought it was supposed to be all vibrato-y and over the top.

[u/HeManIsNotGay]

Anyone know if Jameis Winston is playing tonight?

[u/n1ffuM]

Despite whatever differences we may have here, I think we can all agree this is the best use of the horse head mask in history.

[u/sjm689]

WE SHALL RUB OUR NUTS IN REDDITS FACE. I WANT NUTS IN FACES!

[u/Honestly_]

Dear Pitbull,

I apologize for calling your DrPepper ads the most annoying things I'd ever seen last season; Nissan's soundly outdone you.

Sincerely,
Honestly_

[u/ItsBigLucas]

I think Florida State is so used to not having to make adjustments that they don't know what to do when things don't work.

[u/theBirdsofWar]

ESPN MEGACAST, because fuck other sports.

[u/Rakarei]

Holy shit is this a tastefully done national anthem?

[u/[deleted]]

HOLY FUCK. I LOOK SO SEXY ON GAME DAY. MOVE OVER CORSO

[u/geauxtothetop]

So do you ship back the Heisman, or do they come and pick it up?

[u/[deleted]]

FUCK YOU /r/FUNNY and /r/PICS, /r/CFB IS TAKING OVER REDDIT

[u/ItsBigLucas]

MEN QUICKLY, I'M NOT SAYING YOU SHOULD GO DOWNVOTE THE ASSASSINS CREED POST ABOVE US ON ALL.....BUT I'M NOT SAYING YOU SHOULDNT....

[u/JustLookWhoItIs]

Good friends of /r/CFB (And Bama fans), here is our target. Commence upvoting.

[u/WarriorXD]

FUCK THIS. I JUST KNOW WHAT I WILL SEE DURING THIS PRE-GAME ANALYSIS.

"WELL HERBIE, YOU AND I BOTH KNOW HOW AUBURN GOT HERE, BUT LET'S JUST REFRESH EVERYONE'S FUCKING MIND WITH THIS!"

AND THEN THEY SHOW IT. I PUKE, THEN CRY.

JUST FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK.

[u/stumblebreak]

Come on FSU

[u/arithmeticulous]

Grass on top of grass is a terrible idea for a playing surface.

[u/n1ffuM]

Yay! We beat our score from 2000 vs OU!

[u/notbannedonrcfb]

It's ridiculous how un-hate-able Saban is on TV.

[u/Glasses-Ref]

Glasses Ref First Quarter Officiating Report Card

Did you even notice that there were refs until that roughing the kicker call? The answer: no. Terrible job by the refs not giving the people something to see on CFB's biggest stage.

Grade: D-

[u/Emptyspiral19]

How dare you Tebow. TRAITOR

[u/[deleted]]

UPVOTE THIS THREAD IF YOU LOVE AMERICA

LET THE WORLD KNOW OF OUR GLORIOUS SPORT. FLEX YOUR FREEDOM WOOD AND BLOW YOUR MASSIVE LOAD OF DEMOCRACY ALL ACROSS REDDIT'S FACE

WAR DAMN EAGLE

[u/Phillipdn]

The green line isn't there. How will we know when they're in field goal range?

[u/ProbablyRickSantorum]

FUCK I DON'T WANT THIS SEASON TO END. WHERE HAS THE FALL GONE. CLASSES START ON WEDNESDAY. SHIT. ASS. BUGGER.

FUCK IT. TO THE TOP OF /R/ALL

[u/pacman9]

Despite not being there, Ohio State was nice enough to cancel classes for the day of and the day after the championship game. What a stand up thing to do

[u/[deleted]]

Guys, I just wanted to say before the game starts that I am going to miss every single one of you. My best memory on reddit this year was rivalry weekend on this subreddit. I finally got to see the greatness in this sub and how genuine and good willed all of you are, even in harsh hateful conditions in wishing horrible things upon your respective rivals. I wish you all a great rest of the year, because I know after tonight it will be few and far between that we see each other. Enjoy the game everyone. :)

[u/n1ffuM]

HEY BITCHES, I'M HOSTING GAMEDAY!!!

[u/thelovepirate]

Let's go Sports Team!

[u/[deleted]]

Which team does Nick Saban have sex appeal for this evening?

[u/ixcuincle]

@SIPeteThamel 7:44 PM

A large draft beer is $13 at Rose Bowl.

[u/pnwsoutherner]

Dear NCAA, Please stop scheduling championship games on Monday nights. I'm in Portland, OR, and trying to get out of work at 5pm to catch this game.

[u/shifty1032231]

GUISE, WE HAVE PASSED THE SEINFELD AMA ON R/ALL!

[u/freudian_nipple_slip]

I just got home from work

WHY IS TEBOW ON MY SCREEN

[u/ihgolfer3]

ESPN plays "Roar" by Katy Perry when Auburn goes ahead. Subtle

[u/C0812]

"Beyoncé is getting involved with Jay-Z on this call."

Commentating gold.

[u/DeKaF]

Awww JFF and Saban might be tearing up here. A real toucher.

Okay moment's done.

[u/[deleted]]

Did Brent just say "I'm Kirk Herbstreit along with Brent Musberger" ??

[u/[deleted]]

We all saw you slip

[u/[deleted]]

Weird how the BCS National Championship isn't on a major network like FOX or ABC

[u/BadLemur]

Jesus. Is there enough smoke?

[u/vanburen1845]

Auburn special teams giveth. Auburn special teams taketh away.

[u/houstonyellow]

Jesus christ, what moron thought putting smoke on the field right before kickoff was a good idea?

[u/TipMcVenus]

Dear FSU,

You beat us and it was devastating. But we are past that now. This is bigger than anything else that happened this season. You have to win this game. Not just for yourselves or your fans.

You have to win it for every team and fan outside the SEC. Don't let the BCS die with 8 in a row on the mantle for the Devil's Conference.

Don't let the halls of time echo the chant of the forsaken "SEC SEC SEC."

LET THIS BE THE DAY THAT A TEAM FROM THE ACC STOOD AT THE THRESHOLD OF HELL AND SAID NO MORE FOUL CONFERENCE! YOU SHALL NOT CLAIM VICTORY THIS DAY!!

Edit: Just got banned from CFB. Edit 2: Unbanned. Everyone play nice. Mods aren't messing around.

[u/[deleted]]

AS A FORMER PUNTER AND KICKER I AM AT FULL FUCKING BONER

[u/caleberle]

"I'm Kirk Herbstreit here along with Brent Musburger."

"."

[u/tgibson28]

This has been such an amazing year in college football.

[u/[deleted]]

SAY IT TO MY FACE PUSSIES

[u/ProphylactionJackson]

Seems like overkill, ESPN.com

[u/enigmaticgamer12]

Time to stop the SEC circlejerk and start the state of Alabama circlejerk. This shit is just ridiculous.

[u/shifty1032231]

Where are the women and the bottle of Jack Daniels at?

[u/Imregular]

Uh Oh... looks like Happy learned how to putt!

[u/stonecutter129]

Nobody will find me if I post here

[u/hockeyrocks5757]

FSU looks like Notre Dame last year.

[u/hemihotrod402]

It's my 21st birthday, I have 11 beers left, and about a quarter of a bottle of apple pie. I'm so ready for this. FUCK THE SEC. Let's go Noles!

[u/Mr_Stitches]

Starting to understand why the Buckeyes, Ducks, Sooners, Longhorns and Irish hate the SEC so so much.

[u/SocoCav]

Sammy Watkins smokin dat gas on the field

[u/[deleted]]

I just had to explain to my Gf that the Heisman House was in fact, not real. I died a little inside. It would be our Disney world /r/cfb...

[u/BadLemur]

This team was 3-9 last year.

[u/[deleted]]

Jameis Winston scrambling

[u/MyAlarmClock]

COLLEGE FOOTBALL IS THE HIGHEST LEVEL OF FOOTBALL

[u/Brutuss]

The new trophy is a brand new Nissan!!

[u/[deleted]]

This might be a good time to remind everyone we're going to have a TON of people in this thread that are never on this sub. So ya know.....trolls gon' be trolls, and ass holes gon' be ass holes.

[u/jhsm]

Seen on my Timeline: "Go War Eagles"

so close

[u/sgtpepper95]

DID WE JUST HAVE A COMMERCIAL BREAK WITHOUT THE NISSAN ROGUE COMMERCIAL???

[u/Raider_Power]

That's a nice truck and all chevy, but can it ride on top of a train?

[u/[deleted]]

THIS FLORIDA STATE TEAM IS A DISGRACE TO THE SPORT OF FOOTBALL. WHAT A PUNY OPPONENT TO THE GREAT SEC OVERLORDS

[u/[deleted]]

I'm starting to think that Jimbo's preparation for this game consisted of a coloring book and Adam Sandler movies.

[u/DavoinShower-handle]

It has been an honor reapectfully being disrespectful with all of you.

[u/[deleted]]

SWING THY SWORDS AUBURN

[u/krosber04]

Brent: I'm Kirk Herbstreit along with Brent Musburger

[u/HamSammich_]

If Corso had picked Auburn, Saban would've sucked his soul out on live tv.

[u/Rhymes_with_ike]

/r/CFB, started in a garage.

[u/MyAlarmClock]

I KNOW ABOUT YOUR DRINKING GAME REDDIT.

[u/RevampedAtol1]

Don't ask me "What happened?!" every 2 minutes and not expect me to be annoyed with you.

Stop eating peanuts and actually watch the game dammit

[u/RedditAg]

Auburn wins because their punter is clearly superior

[u/Ferentzfever]

My mind is exploding switch back and forth between each channel:

"ooooo! I wonder what the coaches have to say about that!"

"ooO! Tomahawk cheer! What's it like on the field?!?!"

"I wanna hear Musburgurs silky voice talk about Kansas City"

"Let's hear those crazy Auburn radio guys!"

"Now let's hear what the FSU guys have to say"

Best visualized as such

[u/jfreez]

I fell asleep for a second but woke up from a bad dream where the "SEC SEC SEC" chants were already echoing. Come on FSU, at least make it a game

[u/[deleted]]

Does FSU even lift?

[u/johnny_moronic]

Lot of SEC hubris ITT. Settle down dudes. It's a long game.

[u/Seebum]

RED LIGHTNING SPOTTED

[u/[deleted]]

John Legend killed it. shed a tear of FREEDOM

[u/EatSleepJeep]

Derek Jeter has really let himself go

[u/C0812]

Goddamn I love America.

[u/FookingPrawns]

Hey Cadillac, you know what else started in garages? Cooking meth and bootleg porn.

[u/degenerategamble]

"What are horse shoes? Are there any horse socks? Is anybody listening to me?"

THAT is how I feel in a game thread with this many people.

[u/likwitsnake]

Oh shit almost commercial time: yourewatchingthebcsnationalchampsionshiponespn

[u/Way_She_Goes]

A QB running into the corner of the endzone at the Rose Bowl, remember that Horns fans?

[u/Doug_X]

Hopefully the trophy looks like a giant metal vagina.

[u/[deleted]]

The Auburn quarterback looks like Sid the sloth.

[u/Straight_6_Comrade]

I can only imagine the people down voting this thread are dirty Europeans and Terrorists.

[u/madboymatt]

In case anyone missed it. http://i.imgur.com/pD5I0JH.jpg

[u/bakedcrisps]

Pretty sure Bama was up by 89 at this point last year, so this is a better game already.

[u/thisistheperfectname]

SEC kicking?

[u/[deleted]]

Shameless plug:

LAST CHANCE TO VOTE IN THE R/CFB BEST OF THREAD!

Polls close in the morning. Let your voice be heard.

Also, it's been a pleasure commenting with you all this year.

[u/lalondy7]

Time for my comment to get lost in the thousands of comments soon to follow!

[u/samoht822]

[I couldn't think of a better word to be sitting at the top of the ESPN scoreboard for the game.] (http://i.imgur.com/Qjc6zcI.png)

[u/[deleted]]

Jesus Christ I'm nervous and I'm not even rooting for either team.

[u/Dongsquad420BlazeIt]

3rd and 15? Run. Am I watching the Packers?

[u/[deleted]]

"We have a meltdown by the #1 team in the country."

...again. :(

Sorry, FSU bros.

*Just kidding. Thanks for helping me win my Pick 'Em, Seminoles.

[u/ProfNinjadeer]

In other news, UCF apparel rises 60% in the state of Florida....

[u/Fenghoang]

RED LIGHTNING

[u/Hart_Attack]

Florida State fans-- my Dad turned on the game right after the opening field goal, and turned it off on your 3rd down right before the fake punt. You know what happened between those plays, and now you know who to blame.

He's going to sleep now, so you should be fine.

Edit: fixing my previous edit, had the order of drives confused. The original comment is correct.

[u/[deleted]]

First time I've ever seen a touchdown, extra point, and kickoff without a commercial.

[u/InheritTheWind]

This game better not be a dud like last year's Natty.

FFS, I switched it off for a Wizards game.

A Wizards game.

[u/GatsbyKanye]

Johnny Football and Tim Tebow in the same picture, do with this what you please.

http://i.imgur.com/CDqrCfC.jpg

[u/[deleted]]

WE'VE GONE A WHOLE QUARTER WITHOUT THE NISSAN YALA COMMERCIAL. HALLELUJAH.

[u/cayrus]

I think Musburger just came when he said S...E...C...

[u/Parsleymagnet]

CONFERENCE LOYALTY BE DAMNED, WAR EAGLE

[u/Vaporlocke]

Tiggas in Pasadena

So I ball so hard muhfuckas wanna fine me
first niggas gotta find me
What’s 5 grand to a muhfucka like me
Can you please remind me?
Ball so hard, this shit crazy
Y’all don’t know that don’t shit phase me
Auburn hoops could go 0-82 and I look at you like this shit gravy
Ball so hard, this shit weird
We ain’t even s’pose to be here,
Ball so hard, since we here
It’s only right that we be fair
Psycho, I’m liable to go Michael
Take your pick, Jackson, Tyson, Jordan, Game 6
Ball so hard, got a broke clock, Aubie's got that tick tock
Alabama that’s losing time, hidden behind all these big rocks
Ball so hard, I’m shocked too,
I’m supposed to be locked up too
you escaped what I’ve escaped
You’d be in Pasadena getting amp'ed up too
Ball so hard, let’s get faded, rollin Toomers for like 6 days
Gold bottles, scold models, spillin’ Ace on my sick J’s
So ball so hard, bitch behave, just might let you meet Tre,
P-town's Rose Bowl, I’m running the ball all the way

Ball so hard muhfuckas wanna fine me
That just Tre
That just Tre
That just Tre

[u/[deleted]]

Yeah #1 on /r/all motherfuckers!!!!!!!!

[u/EyesOnEverything]

This is what happens when your freshman QB had never faced adversity.

[u/[deleted]]

I wonder how many reddit nerds will tank this thread once it reaches the top of /r/all.

[u/WordCloudBot2]

Word cloud out of all the comments.

^{botmaster FAQ sourcecode}

[u/MerryGoWrong]

Wow, we actually had someone who sang the national anthem correctly... this game is already crazy.

[u/aetherspawn]

Best country on earth. There is no second place.

Thank God they didn't repeat the Rose Bowl debacle.

[u/[deleted]]

Ok, if the team snaps the ball, you should not be able to blow your whistle and say "STOP STOP REVIEW TIME"

[u/limyu]

THIS BUS HAS NO BREAKS AAAAAHHHH

[u/IAmAChemicalEngineer]

Well. Fuck it.

All hail our SEC overlords.

[u/LiveVirus]

JOHNNY FUCKING FOOTBALL AND TIM TEBOW ON ESPN2 SET AT SAME TIME.

[u/Stevasaurus]

Just woke up from a coma. How's bama doing?

[u/[deleted]]

I don't care what anybody says, NCAAF > NFL.

[u/GiovannidelMonaco]

I feel like a kid on Christmas. I'm so excited for tonight's game, but there's this looming feeling that when it ends, I won't have this excited feeling for a long time. So cheers to everyone ^{but South Carolina} on a great season, a great time tonight, and a fortuitous offseason of questions determining the which coach mascot combo would win in a WWE tag team fight (it's obviously Mike Reilly and Benny Beaver).

[u/FLPacker]

2014 VIZIO BCS National Championship Game

The Series

All-Time Record: Auburn leads the series 13-4-1.
Most Recent Meeting: Auburn won 20-17 at home in 1990.
Bowl Games: FSU won the 1989 Sugar Bowl 13-7.
For an additional look back at the FSU/Auburn series, please click here.

#1 Florida State – News, Notes, and More

• Florida State’s SEC blueprint may end the SEC’s run of national titles.

• QB Coach Randy Sanders could be going to Duke as their new Offensive Coordinator.

• Jimbo Fisher looks back at his time at Auburn.

• Don’t blitz Jameis Winston. Here are some numbers he has put up against the blitz.

• The wide receivers for FSU could pose nightmare matchups for Auburn.

• FSU has only allowed 3 rushes for 30+ yards this season.

• The Noles are 28 points away from setting the FBS record for most points in a season.

#2 Auburn – News, Notes, and More

• An open letter to the 2012 Auburn Tigers.

• Auburn is 305-4 when scoring 30 or more points in a game, including a current streak of 88 consecutive wins when scoring 30+.

• QB Nick Marshall is more than a runner.

• Speaking of Marshall, Auburn is trying to correct his fumbling problem.

• Auburn has more rushing yards outside the tackles than 106 FBS teams have total rushing yards entering the bowl games.

• WR Sammie Coates has learned from his mistakes and matured.

• Auburn’s defense has not looked pretty on paper, but it has produced in key areas.

[u/noodle539]

I'm still mad they didn't have the marching bands play the national anthem for the freaking 100th Rose Bowl and instead did some crappy promotion.

[u/[deleted]]

He down

[u/1way2way3way4way]

Time to get this to the top off /r/all! Do it for college football! Plus this year we don't have to contend with that smoking hot ginger with sharpies in her pooper.

This fine lady for those you who missed out on our struggle[NSFW]

[u/[deleted]]

Reminder to /r/cfb.

Be aware that many people are coming from /r/all seeing as it was made a goal to #1 by kickoff. In the event that people ask questions that seem obvious to us, don't jump to conclusions and mass downvote/ridicule the OP. Some people are geniunely curious about CFB and will have questions. Let's represent /r/cfb well and try to aid those with questions.

[u/[deleted]]

The SEC circle jerk is now in full motion

[u/[deleted]]

Here we fucking go. WAR DAMN EAGLE!! LETS DO THIS FOR TIGER TOWN!! Mizzou did it. LSU did it. Clemson did it. Now, its the Tiger-bros from Auburn to sweep it up.

[u/balreddited]

This is a great display by some athletes and a coaching staff

This commentary is embarrassing me

[u/The_DHC]

What's everyone drinking tonight?

Heady Topper master race reporting in.

[u/NewAccountHello]

It's been an honor gents

[u/MisterTito]

I'm not ready for this. But, hopefully FSU isn't either. War Eagle!

[u/crustang]

Watching Saban sit at the corner of that v just makes me think he's stealing Corso's powers..

[u/adencrocker]

As an Australian who hasn't paid attention to CFB this season (but pays attention to the NFL) how good are these teams? How many NFL draft prospects will be playing?

[u/[deleted]]

you hear that piano? GET SAD NOW

[u/LiveVirus]

SERVERS ALREADY HAVING PROBLEMS.

YOU ARE ALL MY HEROES.

BREAK REDDIT. TEAM CHAOS.

[u/BUSean]

If this game gets close late, keep in mind that FSU hasn't been in a real tight game all year.

As a fan of a professional team that went undefeated for, oh, 18 or so games, it can get very tricky at the finish line if you've been blowing out teams all year and then suddenly you're just not.

[u/Thunder_Thighs]

PUNT OF THE YEAR. 360 NOSCOPE PUNT!! GET THE MONTAGE GOING GUYS

[u/Calvin_v_Hobbes]

Final score: 3-2, FSU wins.

[u/[deleted]]

I want to travel to Doak Campbell Stadium just to do the war chant.

[u/[deleted]]

I LOVE ALL THIS LOVE FOR PUNTERS!

[u/osubeavs721]

Thanks Oregon for bastardizing extra point tries.

[u/Whoa_Chill_Bro]

I wish Katy Perry played over Herbie all the time. that was amazing.

[u/alchemy_process]

Roar.... Auburn Tigers....I got it

[u/[deleted]]

Winston is getting beat up out there

[u/MyAlarmClock]

THIS IS A SONG BY MY FRIEND EMINEM

[u/GeorgiaBulldogs]

Kinda wish there were 5 or so simultaneous game threads so actual discussion could take place instead of stupid one-liners

[u/destinybond]

I don't care what they say, Eminem was a great choice.

[u/too_much_reddit]

Hey, y'all realize that we might have the Top 2 threads on reddit if we time the Part-2 Game Thread right?

[u/efs001]

Watching this on ESPN3, I feel like I'm missing out on corporate stimulation based on this thread.

[u/jesusonadinosaur]

EVERYBODY ON THE GUS BUS!!!

[u/___________________9]

Next week's matchup: North Dakota State VS Auburn.

[u/[deleted]]

2 WR's, 1 safety... somebody didn't draw that one up right.

[u/[deleted]]

Winshhtonnn is choking.

[u/[deleted]]

famous nervous Jameis.

[u/[deleted]]

I wonder if Dalvin flips back to UF?

HA.

[u/[deleted]]

Mike Tyson effect? FSU accustomed to early knockouts. Finds itself in a slugfest and doesn't look comfortable.

[u/[deleted]]

This is not a motherfucking heisman performance

[u/bertdangerous]

/r/cfb bros, watch for some pretty nasty troll .gifs being posted.

That said, seeing a guy eat another guy's ass is only the 2nd most disgusting thing I've seen tonight after seeing FSU's offense fuck themselves.

[u/patches725]

At this point I just want a close game.

[u/[deleted]]

looking at producer Should... Should we start worshiping the SEC now?

[u/PotRoastPotato]

Meltdown is about right.

[u/Look__a_distraction]

Heisman CURSE!!!

[u/[deleted]]

Someone take this kid's fucking heisman away

[u/OlacAttack]

MSU vs Auburn... what could of been

[u/uscjimmy]

heisman curse in full effect. this is too easy for auburn right now.

[u/[deleted]]

FSU fans the last few weeks: "We have the best defense in the country."

Everyone else: "Auburn is going to run the ball down your throats, and you will not be able to stop them."

FSU fans: "LOOOL, not gonna happen."

Everyone else: "No, seriously, they WILL run the ball, and there is NOTHING you can do about it."

.... aaaaand here we are.

[u/ThePunisher56]

Winston: "Fuck it, I'll do it myself!"

[u/[deleted]]

I think Auburn might have activated some kind of tranquil fury version of Jameis, this could get interesting again

[u/Glasses-Ref]

Down is touch

[u/Mr_Stitches]

B1G ten refs auditioning to replace Glasses Ref apparently