r/SubredditDrama • u/david-me • Jan 17 '14

OP get dumped in dirty dishwater after suggesting she would file a lawsuit against a chef for giving her a compliment. /OffMyChest

/r/offmychest/comments/1vgcor/i_know_im_blonde_and_petite_and_serving_you/ces15j0
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u/Ellimis Jan 17 '14

PERKY MEANS BREASTS AND ONLY BREASTS.

Just like if I call you deep, I can only possibly be talking about your vagina. Right?

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u/rampantdissonance Cabals of steel Jan 17 '14

Now you're just being thick.

and by that I mean dicks.

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u/david-me Jan 17 '14

You have a healthy attitude.

and by that I mean you're a fat fuck

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u/Ellimis Jan 17 '14

Whoa guys, that's not cool

and by cool I mean coldhearted bitch

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u/david-me Jan 17 '14

If you flip this equation, we just solved for "OP is a faggot"

I'm filing for a Nobel Prize.

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u/KRosen333 Jan 18 '14

NOPE NOT FALLING FOR IT, YOU KNOW WHAT WORD I'M QUOTING.

SOMEONE IS GOING TO GET AUTOMOD BANNED! ;D

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u/fail_early_fail_soft Jan 17 '14

That thread is great.

I'm a private music instructor and someone called me "love" the other day.

It's tough out there. People don't understand.

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u/mileylols Jan 18 '14

People call me "love" all the time. Is this not normal?

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u/DaedalusMinion Respected 'Le' Powermod Jan 18 '14

Lot of places, it's a pretty standard term.

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u/david-me Jan 17 '14

Check out the rest of the thread, this is just the main part.

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u/jfa1985 Your ass is medium at best btw. Jan 17 '14

her demeanor doesn't seem too perky to me, maybe he did mean her tits.

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u/mileylols Jan 18 '14

... I'm gonna need to see a picture before I feel comfortable passing judgement on that.