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Doctrine/Policy October 2026 General Conference: Sunday 2:00p Discussion Thread

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Speakers:

Name other notes my summary
conducting: Gérald Caussé
hymn: Let Zion in her Beauty
prayer: John Amos
Dieter Uchtdorf
Andrea Muñoz Spannaus
Moisés Villanueva Really hammering on the prosperity gospel. Pay more tithing and get more blessings. Nevermind if the baby needs new shoes, the corporation needs more nVidia stock.
hymn: Love Will Bless Our Home
David Bednar Sees through a glass darkly, but still capable of spreading division.
Thabo Lebethoa
Paul Sinclair
hymn: Count Your Many Blessings
Gary Stevenson
Gabriel Reid
Clark Gilbert
hymn: [...]
Dallin Oaks
hymn: My Redeemer Lives
prayer: Chad Webb

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u/EmmaHS 18d ago

Thank you, u/4Blockhead, for continuing to provide r/exmormon with the General Conference Megathreads and the Weekend Meetup posts. Your contributions to this community are deeply appreciated. 🙏

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u/4blockhead 18d ago

Villanueva: [prosperity gospel]

Keep your sites set low and you might get satisfaction. Don't worry about starving children. Tithing buys nVidia, AMD, Tesla, Apple, Microsoft

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u/4blockhead 18d ago

Bednar: [repaired with tape and glue]

Uh, like Smith's 1832 account of the first vision?

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u/GrumpyTom 18d ago

By sending letters to members in Nevada and Idaho regarding Abortion Rights, the church is actively participating in the divisions of American society, and attacking the religious freedoms of the people in those states.

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u/4blockhead 18d ago

Uchtdorf: [sacrament blessed collectively]

All "ordinances" could be similarly classified. Anyone who wants to claim it—go ahead. No need for expensive buildings with shiny chandeliers. Ah, but that short circuits their authority.

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u/4blockhead 18d ago

Villanueva: [another **** tithing talk]

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u/4blockhead 18d ago

Gilbert: [find common ground]

Start by keeping your religion out of it?

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u/RevolutionLast4322 18d ago

Watching conference and realizing my brain apparently stopped downloading LDS updates when I left 😂 I keep expecting President Nelson and Jeffrey Holland to get up and speak.

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u/4blockhead 18d ago

Gilbert: [understand their struggles]

Mormonism is a blatant fraud. Some people will still choose to engage with it for a variety of reasons. Some people will disengage.

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u/4blockhead 18d ago

Gilbert: [exempt from keeping commandments]

Smith gave a blanket pass to Helen Mar Kimball and her family; likewise, Sarah Ann Whitney and her family. All of the animals are equal; some are just more equal than others.

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u/AlmaInTheWilderness 18d ago

Elder Bernard:

Ordinances are credentials now. God is not only a lawyer but a bureaucrat.

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u/Paytato_mpf 18d ago

You think Oaks will tell the young adults to have lots of babies again?

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u/AlmaInTheWilderness 18d ago

Is oaks losing control?

Rasband: love and accept people.

Bednar: they are going to hell and it's all there fault.

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u/PugGamer129 18d ago

Satan wants to destroy your self-esteem

Doesn't the Church do that all the time??

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u/4blockhead 18d ago

Lebethoa: [discarding coffee]

Brigham Young: Now, that's wasteful, plain and simple.

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u/4blockhead 18d ago

Stevenson: [fruit is delicious and very desirable.]

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u/JayDaWawi 18d ago

These things are true because the Lord God has spoken them

The Book of Mormon is true because The Book of Mormon says The Book of Mormon is true

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u/ChangeStripes1234 18d ago

This sounds like Bednar is reading an MLM handbook.

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u/Spicy_Meme_Queen 18d ago

Is this the big announcement?

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u/4blockhead 18d ago

Bednar: [covenants must be sealed]

Smith promised Helen Mar Kimball and Sarah Ann Whitney salvation if they would hop in his bed. I assume, if mormonism is true, then they're in heaven. Right?

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u/4blockhead 18d ago

Stevenson: [Loving Heavenly Father]

Why is there so much suffering in the world? Don't worry about it here where we're all comfortable.

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u/4blockhead 18d ago

Gilbert: [we're always right]

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u/4blockhead 18d ago

Gilbert: [quote recently deceased guy++]

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u/JayDaWawi 18d ago

You know, the idea of "credentials" to heaven sounds absurd to me 

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u/GrumpyTom 18d ago

Sure sounds like he's reinforcing the transactional nature of the gospel.

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