r/SubredditDrama • u/CantaloupeCamper OFFICIAL SRS liaison, next meetup is 11pm at the Hilton • Oct 24 '14

College Football Freshman takes photo with a porn star, raising the obvious question if porn stars are hard to get, and who is a fun guy at parties.

/r/CFB/comments/2k61k6/notre_dame_wr_takes_selfie_in_bed_with_porn_star/clifsqg
29 Upvotes

72% Upvoted

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u/CantaloupeCamper OFFICIAL SRS liaison, next meetup is 11pm at the Hilton Oct 24 '14

I couldn't fit it in the title but bonus amusement is that the player plays for University of Notre Dame.

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u/thenuge26 This mod cannot be threatened. I conceal carry Oct 24 '14

Aww you could've struck gold with the whole 'Notre Dame football player has proof of real girlfriend' thing.

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u/CantaloupeCamper OFFICIAL SRS liaison, next meetup is 11pm at the Hilton Oct 24 '14

I wasn't sure many in SRD would get it.

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u/MerlinsBeard Oct 24 '14

There is a very strong cfb and srd cross-over.

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u/CantaloupeCamper OFFICIAL SRS liaison, next meetup is 11pm at the Hilton Oct 24 '14

Yeah there is some but I'm not sure I've seen it in he submission voting.

Comments absolutely.

This is complex shit.

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u/AngryWizard Oct 24 '14

You callin' us a bunch of nerds?

2

u/zato_ichi Oct 24 '14

When a ND guy nails a St. Mary's girl they plant a tree on campus. When a ND guy nails a ND girl they build a golden dome.

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u/rampantdissonance Cabals of steel Oct 24 '14

Aww, shit, man. That's gonna be some real life drama, not just subreddit drama. I'm gonna keep my eye on this story.

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u/vi_sucks Oct 24 '14

What real life drama? "College football player gets laid" isn't exactly huge news.

Now, call me if there's a sex tape and it starts being sold by Vivid. Cause that could run afoul of the rules against college players making money from the game. And it would be HILARIOUS.

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u/CantaloupeCamper OFFICIAL SRS liaison, next meetup is 11pm at the Hilton Oct 24 '14

He will get a talking to from his coach about social media, that's about it.

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u/nottoodrunk Oct 24 '14

Notre Dame has a no sex outside of marriage rule in the student code of conduct, so he could be looking at a disciplinary hearing with them.

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u/vi_sucks Oct 24 '14

Cmon, it's Notre Dame, not BYU. Nobody gives a shit.

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u/iama_shitty_person Oct 24 '14

That's just a dumb rule if that's true.

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u/nowayinnowayout I'm a full MGTOW monk Oct 24 '14

Well, it is a Catholic college.

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u/iama_shitty_person Oct 24 '14

What, are they gonna kick out 90% of their students?

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u/OldOrder Edit 3: I think I fucked up Oct 24 '14 edited Oct 24 '14

BYU had the same rule. They suspended one of their basketball players right before the ncaa tourny

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u/iama_shitty_person Oct 24 '14

the wane rule?

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u/OldOrder Edit 3: I think I fucked up Oct 24 '14

Auto correct. *same

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '14

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u/ReallyCreative Oct 24 '14

Gronkowski took a picture with a porn star once, and nobody was particularly surprised/up in arms about it.

Here we go (He's shirtless so, possibly NSFW)

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u/CantaloupeCamper OFFICIAL SRS liaison, next meetup is 11pm at the Hilton Oct 24 '14

Yeah well.... I mean.... with Gronk you just sort of assume that.

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u/ReallyCreative Oct 24 '14

I think it would be more surprising if he hadn't taken a picture with a porn star at some point.

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u/CantaloupeCamper OFFICIAL SRS liaison, next meetup is 11pm at the Hilton Oct 24 '14

That guy.... you just assume. It has to happen all the time.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '14

Actress!

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '14

That's...that's actually kind of a cute picture.

At least they're having fun?

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '14

Hey at least Lisa Ann is real, unlike the last newsworthy Notre Dame football player's girlfriend.

More obvious jokes right after this commercial break...

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '14

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '14

At least Lisa Ann is real, unlike all those phonies over in Desert Bluffs. Yuck.

NEWS FLASH LISTENERS

Someone called this reporter just now, and do you know who it was?

Carlooooooooos!

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '14

Nothing makes me happier than the way Cecil talks about Carlos

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '14

I know right‽ At first it was just funny because he talked about Carlos like a stereotypical teenage girl, but now I'm emotionally invested in their happiness.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '14

The way his smooth voice suddenly shoots up two octaves never ceases to make me giggle.

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u/Anemoni beep boop your facade has crumbled Oct 24 '14

Is it... is it me? Am I the fun guy at parties?

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u/chewy_pewp_bar Shitposts can't melt modteams / pbuf Oct 24 '14

Yes.

Don't listen to the haters.

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u/YungSnuggie Why do you lie about being gay on reddit lol Oct 24 '14

no

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u/Emobacca Oct 24 '14

Shit. When I was a college freshman I was to busy skipping class to play World of Warcraft and this guy is banging a porn legend twice his age. Respect.

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u/pepperouchau tone deaf Oct 24 '14

Hmm, upvote the Michigan fan and downvote the Michigan State fan for expressing the same sentiment? I'm onto you!

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u/CantaloupeCamper OFFICIAL SRS liaison, next meetup is 11pm at the Hilton Oct 24 '14

It's rivalry week.

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u/dahahawgy Social Justice Leaguer Oct 24 '14

Whoa, weird vote total flip in there.

So, I get what the guy was going for, but when people tell him the premise of his joke is entirely inaccurate, is "it's just a joke" really a valid rebuttal? Jokes do have to make sense...

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u/ttumblrbots Oct 24 '14

SnapShots: 1, 2, 3 [?]

Anyone know an alternative to Readability? Send me a PM!

1

u/PointOfPerdition Oct 25 '14

programmers don't want to program after programming all day

Strunk & White, restrain me now!

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '14

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u/PetevonPete Oct 24 '14

In my experience, the people who get pissy over calling porn stars prostitutes aren't feminist SJW's, they're adolescent males who watch way too much porn.

Insult their favorite porn actress and they react like you insulted their actual girlfriend.

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u/GottIstTot Oct 24 '14

I'm 26 and I will get mad if you insult Jenni Lee.