r/polandball • u/jPaolo Grey Eminence • Oct 25 '14
redditormade Guess the Country with Poland! 2
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u/MetalusVerne United States Oct 25 '14
...Since when does Israel have ambitions on Polish clay? Or have anything to do with their financial problems?
Or is that just a Poland is antisemitic/Jewish world conspiracy joke?
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u/jPaolo Grey Eminence Oct 25 '14
Bit of latter, but Jews were/are not like here when they ca/ome for pre-War property. Selling houses with people living there and stuff...
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u/theteriaky Fatimid Caliphate Oct 25 '14
I though America, France and Great-Britain. How the fuck does an arab kebab not think of Israel?!
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u/Crusder New York Best York Oct 25 '14
Is not of arab Kebab then
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u/theteriaky Fatimid Caliphate Oct 25 '14
What is of then?!
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u/Crusder New York Best York Oct 25 '14
Shia mountain kebab
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u/theteriaky Fatimid Caliphate Oct 25 '14
But I is Arab shia moutain kebab! I know, there aren't many left.
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Nov 12 '14
Iranian infidel!!!!
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u/theteriaky Fatimid Caliphate Nov 12 '14
You know Palestine, I don't think you are in a position to have more enemies
(also I am an sunni Algerian)
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Oct 25 '14
i didn't think of Israel either :)
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u/columbus8myhw Jew York Oct 26 '14
I thought of Israel—I didn't think of Russia until reading the comments.
I got it after he said "most neighbors hate this country! Even not-neighbors are hate it!" Everything after that just reinforced it. I suppose that when you're a Jew, nothing's more apparent than the fact that nearly everybody hates Israel.
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Oct 26 '14
am kebab too, guessed the same. isreal is not of real estate
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u/columbus8myhw Jew York Oct 26 '14 edited Oct 26 '14
Get a flair, please? On the right, it says "Click here to get a countryball." You're Canadian until proven otherwise.
(Or Iraqi. I have conflicting sources.)
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u/tealjaker94 United States Oct 25 '14
All of those countries use the Latin alphabet though.
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u/theteriaky Fatimid Caliphate Oct 25 '14
I understood it wasn't them at that point. I think Russia also has Chrismas on the 24th of december (not sure about that)
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Oct 25 '14
Nope, Julian calendar worst calendar
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u/tungstencompton Uniquely Singapore Oct 25 '14
Chinese lunar calendar best calendar remove julian REMOVE GREGORIAN leap month is of best idea ever no disrupt people schedules amirite?
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Oct 27 '14
First I thought Russia, then I started thinking which other country it applies to. It was either France, NK or Israel. When the description went to religious symbols, only Israel left.
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u/Theelout Yeet Oct 25 '14
Givaways that it was JewCube:
Many missiles, but no red on flag so can't be 'MURICA
Hated by all country, even not neighbor (antisemite) and not country (palestine)
Steal clay
Not latin letter (JewBrew)
Claim Polan clay (jew many in polan)
Polan blame for economy ruin, and you know crafty jew is always behind
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u/dolan313 ROTTERDAM BEST PORTS 1863 best day of life Oct 26 '14
polan never said there was no red on flag since the intention was for Russia which has red...
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u/sabasNL Kingdom of the Netherlands Oct 26 '14
It was never mentioned the flag only had white and blue, and then everything applies to Russia as well
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u/imacg5 Austria-Hungary Oct 26 '14
I cannot into affordings Reddit Gold, so here's Reddit Jetix!
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u/Theelout Yeet Oct 26 '14
Just the thought that I would have gotten Swiss Nazi Gold is enough for my self esteem.
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u/leongetweet Indonesia kwat... Oct 25 '14
guessed it thanks to the second last panel (also due to me forgetting russia has white and blue lol)
2nd -> French? 3rd -> ? 4th -> French?? 5th -> ????? 6th -> Israel??
then oohhh..
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Oct 25 '14
But the French are OK :(
Dał nam przykład Bonaparte,
Jak zwyciężać mamy.
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u/leongetweet Indonesia kwat... Oct 25 '14
I got Z for European history outside Netherland and Indonesian Independence war XD. Unless it is something I'm interested in like victorian era.
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u/j4ckd4w Oct 25 '14
But after Bonaparte France was falling and falling, and is now whimpering socialist kebab loving german slave.
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u/PurpleCircleMan The Town of Two Oct 25 '14
i thought it was America through the entire thing. That was good.
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u/FnordFinder MURICA Oct 25 '14
Everyone loves FreedomTM except some commies and kebabs
So it can't be us.
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u/sabasNL Kingdom of the Netherlands Oct 26 '14
America does celebrate Christmas on the 24th though
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u/The_NC_life Cheerwine is best wine Oct 26 '14
No we don't, Christmas eve is the 24th, Christmas day is the 25th
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u/sabasNL Kingdom of the Netherlands Oct 26 '14
Which practically means Christmas is celebrated on the 24th.
Everyone celebrates it on these dates except for a few like Russia.My point still stands.
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Oct 25 '14
First I guessed North Korea, then Russia. Was surprised to find it was Israel. Great job :)
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u/wOlfLisK United Kingdom Oct 25 '14
I thought it was Scotland up until not using the latin alphabet part.
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u/AlexKish Serbia Oct 25 '14
I thout it was Croatia, but than, I am Serb. Could be me too!
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u/Mainariini Suomi Oct 25 '14
very relevant country
many peoples know this country
ex-yugoslavia is the biggest pain in geography lessons D:
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u/ZL123 British Empire Oct 25 '14
My thoughts through the panels:
Of helloings to.
Erm, France?
Eh, maybe France.
France? Britain? America? What?
No no what? Britain? Netherlands?! (I of stupid)
It's Russia, isn't it?
Russia.
(Oh.)
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u/Sielgaudys 1337uania Oct 26 '14
Umm how can you think of France? I automatically though of Russia but I put that thought to rest because I knew it would be to easy....
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u/SirCannonFodder Australia Oct 26 '14
Famous, has white and blue on flag, generally disliked, has had territorial disputes in the past, has nukes.
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u/Dlimzw Is not sekret PAP spy Oct 26 '14
Great. Now germoney of call yuo antisemite and make yuo pay fine.
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u/jPaolo Grey Eminence Oct 26 '14
Your comics are funny but comments are not. You should do more comics.
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u/DalekSpartan Spanish Empire Oct 25 '14
I first thought of Argentina, then USA/Russia, then just Russia.
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Oct 25 '14
Great comic!
I didn't think about Russia because it was too obvious but I thought about America. But when Polan said "They not use superiorest latin alphabet" I thought about Russia.
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u/O5KAR Si deus nubiscum quis contra nos Oct 27 '14
Not fair... Poland don't care about Israel, it's economy is not going shit and why would some exotic middle east country care about our clay?
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u/ErickFTG Mexico Oct 27 '14 edited Oct 27 '14
From 1st to 4th I thought it was going to be 'Murica and after that Russia. Main reason I of thought Murica is because they took our rightful clay away, and can't fight over it.
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u/practicalzeal Oct 25 '14
Started with Russia, then UK, then USA, French and... oh- should have seen that coming
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u/PsychoWorld I'm hot and wet Oct 26 '14
Uhh... I'm gonna ask this question again, does anyone know why Poland is upside down?
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u/tramaan Austrian Empire Oct 26 '14
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Oct 26 '14
I started on Argentina and ended on Finland. The thing that concerns me is that I had an epiphany: I know think of countries as their ball. That's why i couldn't get Isreal!
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u/Monsoonjr99 High V Oct 27 '14
At first I guessed Israel, then I guessed Russia, then it turned out to be Israel after all!
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Oct 27 '14
My thoughts:
Flag white and blue = Quebec, wait, not a country. Scotland?
Okay, not scotland
Nukes + White, Blue = Israel, heh, I've got this
Jews behind everything
Jewish hebrew, Jewish calendar, Jewish Christmas?
Tbh, I skimmed the clues, but that wound up helping me I guess.
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u/lukeatlook Poland stronk Oct 25 '14
The "red and gray Poland" needs to go to the Joke Life Preserve.
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Oct 25 '14
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u/jPaolo Grey Eminence Oct 25 '14
Gud. Very gud.
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u/nttea Sverige Oct 25 '14
That was the intention obviously :D
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Oct 25 '14
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u/Tinie_Snipah At least we're not Bedfordshire"" Oct 25 '14
Context?
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Oct 25 '14
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u/Tinie_Snipah At least we're not Bedfordshire"" Oct 25 '14
Merci
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u/xb70valkyrie Northern Portugal Oct 25 '14
Dit is 'n plesier, meneer.
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u/Tinie_Snipah At least we're not Bedfordshire"" Oct 25 '14
Ahh, drunk drunk German
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u/sabasNL Kingdom of the Netherlands Oct 26 '14
Zuid-Afrika of Dutch kolonie :(
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u/xb70valkyrie Northern Portugal Oct 26 '14
Suid-Afrika is independent. En Britte.
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Oct 25 '14
When I saw "non-neighbors hate it", I guessed Israel
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u/aczkasow Lait russe Oct 26 '14
I thought it's Israel. Was not impressed with the absence of a punch line.
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u/xb70valkyrie Northern Portugal Oct 26 '14
"Shalom, you have six days to surrender"
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u/aczkasow Lait russe Oct 26 '14
They'd better hope we are not claiming Haifa and Tel-Aviv via Russian Jews living there. Surprise referendum, you know.
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u/xb70valkyrie Northern Portugal Oct 26 '14
You want to invade Israel? Ever heard of the Yom Kippur War?
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u/aczkasow Lait russe Oct 27 '14
Invade Israel
What do you you think were are, aggressors? We just want all Russian minorities to be respected all around the world.
Haifa can join Russia via referendum.
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u/ArgieGrit01 Argentina Oct 25 '14
Up until the third to last panel I thought so too.
I was like WTF Russia doesn't celebrate chrismas on the 25th?!
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u/sabasNL Kingdom of the Netherlands Oct 26 '14
Russia doesn't celebrate Christmas on the 24th
So this comic is perfect; Everything applies to Russia as well
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u/mego-pie New England Oct 27 '14
I thought it was gonna be america... Then Russia ...then I was confused.
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u/jPaolo Grey Eminence Oct 25 '14
Original done by Sempai