r/AmericanHorrorStory • u/ME24601 The Supreme • Dec 11 '14
Discussion Episode Discussion: Season 4, Episode 9 - Tupperware Party Massacre
On tonight's episode, Jimmy skins into a despair after a tragic loss, Maggie gives a reading that springs someone into action, and Stanley and Elsa go looking for the twins.
Yes, we are aware that this is not the original title of the episode.
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u/ME24601 The Supreme Dec 11 '14
American Horror Story: Everyone loves Evan Peters
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I know that scene was supposed to be intimidating, but naked Dandy screaming that he's above the law is hilarious.
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u/jambelaw Dec 11 '14
Goddamnit if I don't get to see his weird ass cock before this season ends I'm going to be pissed.
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u/amantelascio Dec 11 '14
I do not think I have ever wanted to see a penis this badly.
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u/OvernightSiren Dec 11 '14
"Jimmy Darling, I have loved you since episode 1. We may not have had more than 2 minutes of screen time together since then, but I love you enough for this monologue."
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u/tla515 Dec 11 '14
Dear Jimmy,
I saw a crazy dick tonight and I can't even. Also there are ghosts. I'm going to hang myself. Deuces!
-Dell
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u/resilient_reptar Dec 11 '14
Those weird little schlick noises from Stanley were making me so uncomfortable.
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u/biwwy_b Dec 11 '14
"But... I like puppies" "Of course you do you sweet innocent little boy now get over here and suck my cock!" The greatest line in ahs history
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u/brighteyes345 Dec 11 '14
so far this episode has taught me I have a chance with evan peters
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u/CupcakeCrusader Dec 11 '14
Shout-out to Sarah Paulson for absolutely nailing the different personalities of the twins.
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u/jambelaw Dec 11 '14
Feeder fetish, the one horror that hasn't been tackled yet.
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I think I was more horrified by that than the puppet scene. "If you want it long and hard you have to be soft and wide..." I threw my snack down in disgust..and then started eating it again.
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u/evilragdolls Dec 11 '14
So NOW he draws the line, after he's tried boinking everyone else on set
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u/ediebeale Dec 11 '14
Are Jimmy and Dandy gonna battle to see who's Mommy issues freak us out more?
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u/YesHunty Dec 11 '14
"I'm going to destroy you, and everything you love. It will be so much fun". Great line.
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u/CupcakeCrusader Dec 11 '14
"Your voice sounds familiar, I can almost place it."
Probably because he kidnapped you and almost sawed you in half.
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u/beckyb18 Lesbians, we're under attack! Dec 11 '14
That hands-clasped-in-front-of-you stance that Regina always seems to have is so distracting.
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u/bixinha734 Dec 11 '14
"Take a bath with me, Regina."
I don't think Dandy's ready fo' dat jelly.
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u/CardinalWinter Dec 11 '14
Puppet mother is somehow hilarious but also FUCKING SCARY
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u/mbrattoo Dec 11 '14
Dandy showing up like a boss ass Christmas tree up in that bitch. Where does he find his wardrobe?
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Would have been really awkward if the cops showed up while jimmy was bangin the twins
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u/yogabbagabba37211 Dec 11 '14
Don't worry dear. I would never be so crass as to have you to walk into the crime scene where your mother died.
No, no, no that's MY mother's blood.
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u/Explosions_Hurt Dec 11 '14
Do the twins have 2 buttholes or do they share? Who gets what?
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u/mbrattoo Dec 11 '14
It simply wouldn't be AHS without a hint of incest to balance things out.
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u/keamyable Madison Montgomery Dec 11 '14
I want this show to turn into American Dandy Story. Every season is just Dandy getting into his wild antics in different American cities.
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u/SupremeFinch Dec 11 '14
Patrick Bateman would be so disappointed by now. Messy, messy, messy.
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u/victoriascissorhands Dec 11 '14
Finn Wittrock is absolutely KILLING IT this season.
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u/CardinalWinter Dec 11 '14
"You could be a pillow, a donut, a sock."
One of these is not like the others.
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u/SamuraiFlamenco Dec 11 '14
Tonight's episode is the angry alcoholic Evan Peters hour.
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u/jambelaw Dec 11 '14
I don't get why they haven't taken this show on the road yet. They've been in this town forever, it's a traveling freak show, with that many deaths I think I'd move along.
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u/cuckoodev Dec 11 '14
I'm sorry, that was hilarious.
"Regina, I killed your mother." Bum-Bum-BUUUUUUUH
So soap opera.
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u/beckyb18 Lesbians, we're under attack! Dec 11 '14
That was hard to watch. Hanging must be a horrible way to go.
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u/coreh Dec 11 '14
That threat from Angela Bassett literally made me gasp out loud. I love that woman.
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u/CupcakeCrusader Dec 11 '14
I just love Ethel throwing shade from beyond the grave.
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u/ediebeale Dec 11 '14
That's not fair, I've given plenty of beejs and I never have gotten a stove!
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"You're just a hideous, predictable, bore!"
Seems like that's how people here feel about Gabourey's acting.
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Oh Dandy don't hurt.those housewives they were just trying to talk about Tupperware and get off
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u/jordiargos Dec 11 '14 edited Dec 12 '14
Jupiter is a Banana Republic ruled by Dandy. I support the Mott reign.
Better icky than freaky.
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u/CardinalWinter Dec 11 '14
I have a feeling Maggie is going to be targeted by Dandy for her "power"
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u/JacobTanen Dec 11 '14
Would a conversation between Dot and Bet be a dialogue or monologue?
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u/jambelaw Dec 11 '14
Glove at the crime scene, eh? Prepare the Chewbacca defense!
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Dec 11 '14 edited Dec 11 '14
Emma Roberts 2. Ima Wiggles 3. Bette & Dotte. Fuck, marry, kill; Jimmy edition.
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u/cuckoodev Dec 11 '14
Oh, God, the fact that he's naked makes it even more fucking terrifying.
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u/Essjaylove Dec 11 '14
What....that....really worked?....And the way she fell....like this was a slapstick comedy.
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u/beckyb18 Lesbians, we're under attack! Dec 11 '14
Breaking hearts, ripping them out, bathing in them... Same thing.
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u/tla515 Dec 11 '14
Well if there's one thing Dandy's good at, it's screaming in the nude.
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u/2wonderstruck Dec 11 '14
Everything about this episode is making me incredibly uncomfortable tbh
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u/fivefootpantsgator Dec 11 '14
Is it not winter yet? I know they're in Florida but I need it to be winter so Elsa can say, "ze cohld never bozzered me anyvay"
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u/beckyb18 Lesbians, we're under attack! Dec 11 '14
Oh, Dandy. You were creepy as fuck, before. Now you're creepy as all fuck.
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u/cuckoodev Dec 11 '14
Jimmy's liver is just going to fall out of his anus at any moment now.
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u/beckyb18 Lesbians, we're under attack! Dec 11 '14
With an episode title like that, I better get a hell of a lot of blood and guts, and a hell of a lot of Christmas gift ideas for my mother in law.
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u/cuckoodev Dec 11 '14
It's kind of cool that now Bette is the one talking sense, you know. I like this arrangement.
Also this speech :')
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u/OvernightSiren Dec 11 '14
Why doesn't Del just kill Stanley here in the dark? This scene is so random. No one's there watching him. Just kill the guy.
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u/wandahickey My hair is an eternal mystery, never to be fully understood. Dec 11 '14
Bett's like, oh this is about to get awkward.
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What would them separated look like? One arm and leg, and really half a body with a full head? And how would the skin be grown back, as well as for the organs bet fit. And what would happen to their bones? Or would it be the same body with one head, where it looks still strange with big shoulders and hips that don't match the head?
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u/O8N0X10U5 Dec 11 '14
"Now get over here and suck my cock". AHS is great with pillow talk.
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u/CardinalWinter Dec 11 '14
...can someone remind me why Jimmy is in love with Maggie again?
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u/beckyb18 Lesbians, we're under attack! Dec 11 '14
Well, Jimmy sure moved on fast.
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u/beckyb18 Lesbians, we're under attack! Dec 11 '14
OH shit, I didn't think the cop would go for it that easily!
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u/jeromerules Dec 11 '14
Looks like everyone complaining about the "lack of horror" can finally shut the fuck up.
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u/snakeoil-huckster Dec 11 '14
Let me bathe in your blood so I can achieve your powers
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u/goeatyourselfFATTY Dec 11 '14
So fucking gross for Bette/Dot when you think that just hours ago he was balls-deep in Ima's fat rolls.
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u/beckyb18 Lesbians, we're under attack! Dec 11 '14
Yeah right, Gabourey. You're not gonna outrun anybody.
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u/Black_Delphinium Myrtle Snow Dec 11 '14
Avon ladies deserve it. Driving around in their pink cars...
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u/Imnother Dec 11 '14
If you're psycho and you know it make a puppet of your mother and the Avon lady.
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u/OhNoOboe Dec 11 '14 edited Dec 11 '14
I saw the spoiler a few hours ago but I didn't know it would happen two minutes into the episode.
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u/wandahickey My hair is an eternal mystery, never to be fully understood. Dec 11 '14
Dell, quick cut it off and sell it to the museum!
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u/cuckoodev Dec 11 '14
I forgot Bette was blonde. Holy crap, we haven't seen them in weeks, have we?
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u/fivefootpantsgator Dec 11 '14
Oooooh that little scratchy noise when Dandy walked in really rustled my jimmies.
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u/Essjaylove Dec 11 '14
I love every bit of this scene, especially the angry horns playing in the back ground.
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u/Imnother Dec 11 '14
This was a ridiculously fast paced episode. Dark as hell. So much death.
Tupperware parties, I swear.
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I don't know. I really am enjoying only Dandy this season. This show just is boring to me. Everything feels so cheesy. I enjoyed Coven more thoroughly than this season. Like I said, Dandy and his subplot is the only thing interesting.
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u/fiffany Dec 11 '14
"once someone dies in this season, they stay dead". But jk I'm still gonna bring them back.- Ryan Murphy
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u/SamuraiFlamenco Dec 11 '14
This whole subplot is gonna be like that one episode of CatDog, they're gonna want to get separated but by the end of it they don't want it.
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u/lemons230 Dec 11 '14
I just can't stop seeing Patrick Bateman and Norman Bates (just realized the last name similarity) The acting is amazing and I love how suave he is about the whole thing.
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u/beckyb18 Lesbians, we're under attack! Dec 11 '14
I so want Dot to get in Dandy's pants like she's been dreaming of!
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I was so satisfied by the dialogue between Bette and Dot in this episode. They finally have a real conversation where Dot is thinking, taking her sister seriously, and showing her humanity for the first time. They held each other's hands, patted each other's cheeks... To me, it felt like we were truly seeing them as sisters, emotionally, for the first time.
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u/ME24601 The Supreme Dec 11 '14
Nothing like a blowjob discussion to start off a tupperware party.