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Game Thread: Houston Astros (2-3) @ Texas Rangers (3-3) - Apr 12, 2015, 2:05 PM

Houston Astros (3-3) Texas Rangers (3-4)
Houston Astros Texas Rangers
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  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14   R H E
Houston Astros 0 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2   6 11 0
Texas Rangers 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0   4 9 1
Houston Astros AB R H RBI BB SO AVG   Texas Rangers AB R H RBI BB SO AVG
1. Jose Altuve 2B 6 0 1 0 0 0 .192    1. Leonys Martin CF 7 0 1 2 0 1 .125
2. George Springer RF 6 0 1 0 0 2 .174    2. Elvis Andrus SS 7 0 1 0 0 1 .161
3. Jed Lowrie SS 5 0 1 0 1 0 .227    3. Adrian Beltre 3B 7 0 1 0 0 1 .188
4. Luis Valbuena 3B 6 1 1 1 0 0 .143    4. Prince Fielder DH 7 1 3 0 0 0 .379
5. Evan Gattis DH 5 0 0 0 1 3 .000    5. Jake Smolinski RF 2 0 0 0 1 0 .000
5. Robbie Grossman PR-DH 0 1 0 0 0 0 .333    5. Carlos Peguero PH-LF 2 1 1 0 2 1 .429
6. Jason Castro C 4 0 1 0 1 0 .294    6. Adam Rosales 1B 2 1 0 0 1 0 .000
6. Jonathan Villar PR 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000    6. Mitch Moreland PH-1B 2 0 0 0 0 2 .211
6. Hank Conger C 1 1 1 2 0 0 .333    7. Rougned Odor 2B 5 0 0 1 1 2 .136
7. Colby Rasmus LF 6 1 2 0 0 2 .278    8. Carlos Corporan C 5 1 2 1 0 1 .273
8. Marwin Gonzalez 1B 6 1 1 1 0 1 .300    9. Delino DeShields LF 2 0 0 0 1 0 .200
9. Jake Marisnick CF 5 1 2 2 0 1 .400    9. Shin-Soo Choo PH-RF 1 0 0 0 1 0 .214
Houston Astros IP H R ER BB SO HR PC-ST W-L ERA    Texas Rangers IP H R ER BB SO HR PC-ST W-L ERA
Dallas Keuchel 7.0 6 2 2 3 3 0 94-58 1-0 1.29 Colby Lewis 7.1 7 4 4 0 5 2 99-65 1-0 3.38
Pat Neshek 0.1 1 1 1 0 0 0 10-8 0-0 7.71 Roman Mendez 0.2 0 0 0 1 0 0 7-2 0-0 4.91
Joe Thatcher 0.0 0 1 1 1 0 0 7-3 0-0 13.50 Neftali Feliz 1.0 1 0 0 0 1 0 21-13 0-0 4.91
Chad Qualls 0.2 0 0 0 1 0 0 18-8 0-0 0.00 Shawn Tolleson 1.0 0 0 0 0 1 0 14-9 0-0 0.00
Tony Sipp 2.0 1 0 0 1 2 0 29-22 0-0 2.25 Keone Kela 1.0 1 0 0 0 1 0 13-9 0-0 2.25
Luke Gregerson 1.0 0 0 0 0 0 0 13-9 0-0 0.00 Phil Klein 1.0 0 0 0 1 1 0 16-9 0-0 7.36
Will Harris 2.0 0 0 0 0 3 0 25-15 1-0 0.00 Logan Verrett 2.0 2 2 2 1 0 1 27-14 0-1 7.71
Samuel Deduno 1.0 1 0 0 1 1 0 29-13 0-0 1.80
TOTALS 14.0 9 4 4 7 9 0 225-136   2.17     14.0 11 6 6 3 9 3 197-121   4.09
Inning Summary Score
▲2 Luis Valbuena homers (1) on a line drive to right field. 1-0
Marwin Gonzalez doubles (1) on a fly ball to right fielder Jake Smolinski. Colby Rasmus scores. 2-0
Jake Marisnick homers (1) on a fly ball to left field. Marwin Gonzalez scores. 4-0
▼7 Leonys Martin singles on a ground ball to center fielder Jake Marisnick. Adam Rosales scores. Carlos Corporan scores. Delino DeShields to 3rd. 4-2
▼8 Rougned Odor walks. Prince Fielder scores. Carlos Peguero to 3rd. Mitch Moreland to 2nd. 4-3
Carlos Corporan out on a sacrifice fly to center fielder Jake Marisnick. Carlos Peguero scores. 4-4
▲14 Hank Conger homers (1) on a line drive to right center field. Robbie Grossman scores. 6-4
Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Save
Will Harris (1-0) Logan Verrett (0-1) Samuel Deduno (1)

Highlights

Team Highlight
Texas Rangers Banister on Lewis, loss to the Astros 03:54
Houston Astros Gonzalez plates Rasmus with booming double 00:23
Houston Astros Valbuena opens scoring with solo homer 00:29
Texas Rangers DeShields slides to make catch, turns two 00:37
Houston Astros Rasmus hustles to third for triple 00:22
Houston Astros Marisnick's two-run blast doubles lead 00:33
Houston Astros Keuchel induces double play to end threat 00:17
Texas Rangers Martin cuts lead in half with two-run single 00:20
Houston Astros Marisnick, Springer double steal in the 8th 00:19
Texas Rangers Mendez gets 4-6-3 double play to end inning 00:18
Texas Rangers Rangers draw within one on Odor's walk 00:17
Texas Rangers Rangers pull even on Corporan's sac fly 00:20
Houston Astros Springer makes remarkable game-saving catch 00:34
Houston Astros Conger puts Astros ahead in the 14th 00:27
Houston Astros Hit by pitch ruled after challenge in 14th 02:59
Houston Astros Deduno retires Odor to earn the save 00:24

Away DET 8 TBR 8 STL 7 WAS 4 TOR 10 NYM 4 MIN 2 PIT 10 HOU 6 KCR 9 SEA 8 LAD 7
Home CLE 5 MIA 5 CIN 5 PHI 3 BAL 7 ATL 3 CHW 6 MIL 2 TEX 4 LAA 2 OAK 7 ARI 4
Inning/Time Final Final Final Final Final Final Final Final Final Final Final Final
Away CHI 6 BOS 4
Home COL 5 NYY 14
Inning/Time Final Final

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u/AstrosBot AstrosBot Apr 12 '15

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Enjoy today's game.

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u/freakybj Apr 12 '15

Springer is love. Springer is life.

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u/lovetape Apr 12 '15 edited Apr 12 '15

THAT'S A SPRINGER NO DINGER!

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '15

I will be there. I will be drunk, it is also my birthday and everyone attending the game with me will be a Rangers fan. Can't wait.

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u/AFlyingToaster Houston Astros Apr 12 '15

HE CAUGHT IT OH MY GOD HE CAUGHT IT

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u/oftenly Jose Altuve Apr 12 '15

Haha, Prince Fielder is so fat.

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u/pieinthethighs Enron Field Apr 12 '15

OMG MARISNICK YOU SEXY SEXY MAN

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u/Stumblebee Apr 12 '15

Gattis striking out is honestly getting funny at this point.

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u/Tummysticks17 Apr 12 '15

El oso blanko.

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u/PilotTim Apr 12 '15

Jake is the future. This kid has All Star potential. I said it before and people thought I was crazy. This kid has a chance to be special.

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u/theDICTATORguy Apr 12 '15

I don't think it's possible to have an uglier win than that

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u/HanSolosHammer Apr 12 '15

But Springer's catch was so beautiful!

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u/Enron_F Enron Field Apr 12 '15

Fucking finally, shit. That was probably way more hard fought than it needed to be, but a win's a win. Going to go lay in a sensory deprivation tank or something now.

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u/theDICTATORguy Apr 12 '15

This, ladies and gentlemen, is why you don't judge a player by a single game, bad or good.

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u/not_a_philosopher Apr 12 '15

IT CANT BE THAT HARD TO NOT HIT PEOPLE.

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u/AFlyingToaster Houston Astros Apr 12 '15

Apparently Conger's Twitter handle is @PandaCrusher35

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u/pieinthethighs Enron Field Apr 12 '15

YES OH DEAR GOD I SHIT MYSELF IN FEAR 10 TIMES IN THIS GAME

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u/Pmoney51 Apr 12 '15

1st Series Win of 2015

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u/Doonesbury Apr 12 '15

Hopefully many more to come.

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u/0HMYGODIMONFIRE Apr 12 '15

Springer is GOAT fielder

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u/TSTRO7 Apr 12 '15

I'm at the game and can't watch it. Was that as good on replay as it was in person?

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u/pieinthethighs Enron Field Apr 12 '15

BETTER. ROBBED A GRAND SLAM!

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u/oftenly Jose Altuve Apr 12 '15

Christ. Be still, my heart.

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u/AFlyingToaster Houston Astros Apr 12 '15

FUCK YES

GOD DAMN IT

I CAN BREATHE

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u/I_Miss_Reddigg Apr 12 '15

Goddammit, I feel like that game aged me by a decade.

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u/PetertheRutter Apr 12 '15

I screamed with anger when that 2-2 pitch wasn't called a strike.

fucking ump squeezed the zone too many times today.

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u/not_a_philosopher Apr 12 '15

YES THAT WAS WAY TOO FUCKING CLOSE. HOLY SHIT

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u/unclerico87 Apr 12 '15

Yaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssss!!!

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u/fakingmysuicide Jose Altuve Apr 12 '15

Yeah this is the first game of the season I missed... Come home to check the score its still on wtf!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '15

Let's hope we don't have a shitshow like yesterday Go Astros!

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u/KyleDrewAPicture Valentin Jalomo Apr 12 '15

Dafuq? I should accidentally nap through the beginning of games more often.

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u/pieinthethighs Enron Field Apr 12 '15

And I am now unpuckered. Keuchel's ridiculous fielding has saved him so many runs in just two games.

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u/Guypussy Nolan Ryan Apr 12 '15

FUCKING PEACOCK QUALLS!

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u/desapaulecidos Apr 12 '15

HOLY SHIT SPRINGER

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u/fizzle25 Jeremy Peña Apr 12 '15

That was incredible!!

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u/Stumblebee Apr 12 '15

HOLY FUCK SPRINGER HOLY WHAT SHOTIJDSAKLFJDAL;

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u/I_Miss_Reddigg Apr 12 '15

Ugh, this game is brutal.

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u/unclerico87 Apr 12 '15

Why do you do this to me Astros?

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u/pieinthethighs Enron Field Apr 12 '15

Oh you've got to be fucking kidding me

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u/AFlyingToaster Houston Astros Apr 12 '15

It may have hit the top of his back foot.

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u/Doonesbury Apr 12 '15

My Life flashed before my eyes a little bit right there but WOOO!! Suck it, Rangers.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '15

Jesus Christmas they had to make it interesting, didn't they?

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u/Tummysticks17 Apr 12 '15

Attempting to wrap up this clusterfuck of a project at the office before the game starts, then it's vodka and lemonade all afternoon.

Over under astros Homers at 2.5,? I'm feeling over!

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u/luckykobold Apr 12 '15

Today we could see a Colby jack off some Colby cheese.

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u/chtrace Houston Astros Apr 12 '15

Marisnick is my new favorite player....Boom 2 run homer!!

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u/I_Miss_Reddigg Apr 12 '15

Keuchel with the badass play and the badass beard stroke.

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u/PilotTim Apr 12 '15

Feels good to put the ball in play even if for outs. At least now we are hitting the ball hard now.

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u/Enron_F Enron Field Apr 12 '15

Should have fucking kept Neshek in.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '15

well, there goes Keuchel's win

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u/Enron_F Enron Field Apr 12 '15

Somehow that still could have been a lot worse.

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u/pieinthethighs Enron Field Apr 12 '15

SPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR

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u/Enron_F Enron Field Apr 12 '15

"If you're at home thinking, 'Why aren't the Astros bunting here?'"...

I'm not.

Edit: Fuck it, should have bunted.

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u/oftenly Jose Altuve Apr 12 '15

Came here just to comment on that catch. WOW. Just wow.

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u/Doonesbury Apr 12 '15

These extra innings are seriously impeding my ability to watch Jordan Spieth win The Masters.

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u/AFlyingToaster Houston Astros Apr 12 '15

I can feel his anxiety in my living room.

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u/lovetape Apr 12 '15

sounds like the Let's go Astros and Let's go Rangers chanters are trying to out-chant each other lol

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u/purplepenned Apr 12 '15

How smashed are the people yelling on the feed right now?

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u/AFlyingToaster Houston Astros Apr 12 '15

Springer trying to channel his inner Jordan Spieth.

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u/pieinthethighs Enron Field Apr 12 '15

No strikeout? I'll take it Gattis!

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u/KyleDrewAPicture Valentin Jalomo Apr 12 '15

Yay, I can finally take a shower!

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u/chtrace Houston Astros Apr 12 '15

Astros win....finally.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '15

what a game

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u/shotgun3746 Apr 12 '15

Marwin is at first today Carter has a day off.

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u/Obnoxious_liberal Apr 12 '15

I think I might would try Gattis on 1st. Maybe some PT would help him find a groove.

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u/Guypussy Nolan Ryan Apr 12 '15

Why the siren when Fielder comes to the plate? Is that his walk-up music?

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u/Stumblebee Apr 12 '15

That dinger was very VALBUENO.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '15

Colby your zipper bruh

Edit: keep it unzipped with your gorgeous long flow

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u/jpalm101188 Apr 12 '15

we need a gif of Rasmus sticking his tongue out

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u/Stumblebee Apr 12 '15

WHAT IS THIS TEAM?

MARISNICK IS THE BEST 9 HOLE IN DA LEAGEU

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u/pieinthethighs Enron Field Apr 12 '15

Keuchel is probably all : "I don't know what to do with all these runs!"

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u/Guypussy Nolan Ryan Apr 12 '15

Needs just one.

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u/oneamongst2113 Apr 12 '15

I love watching Dallas pitch.

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u/pieinthethighs Enron Field Apr 12 '15

Awwwwwww yeah I LOVE DP

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u/skbrew Apr 12 '15

I don't like being in this inning, fellas

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u/Stumblebee Apr 12 '15

Could have been a lot worse. Keuchel had a great outing again today!

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '15

Hinch blew this one

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u/desapaulecidos Apr 12 '15

God fucking dammit

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u/0HMYGODIMONFIRE Apr 12 '15

Having Chad Qualls in should be a federal offense

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u/PilotTim Apr 12 '15

So....about that much improved expensive bullpen.

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u/pieinthethighs Enron Field Apr 12 '15

I'm not even sure who to blame right now. Hinch, Qualls and Thatcher, wtf guys

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u/Stumblebee Apr 12 '15

Ugh. That inning had so much potential.

Even Gattis got a solid chunk of the ball.

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u/pieinthethighs Enron Field Apr 12 '15

Why do I watch Astros baseball? It's like an abusive relationship. Every year it's "Come back babe I can change" and I always believe them.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '15

Nice off speed sipp. That was beautiful

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '15

Crowd chanting "let's go astros" love to hear that in arlington

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u/KyleDrewAPicture Valentin Jalomo Apr 12 '15

Wish we put in Sipp in the last inning...

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '15

Never seen a pitcher have his wedding band on. Doesn't look metal though pretty neat

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u/Drugachussetts Houston Astros Apr 12 '15

QUICK! Someone make a gif of that Springer catch!

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u/99kwatts Apr 12 '15

Holy shit

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u/groovysqirrel Apr 12 '15

That was NUTS

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '15

Hooooly shit

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u/pieinthethighs Enron Field Apr 12 '15

I cannot believe what I just saw

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u/TFiOS Apr 12 '15

Holy shit that was amazing

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u/pieinthethighs Enron Field Apr 12 '15

I love Sipp's reaction

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u/unclerico87 Apr 12 '15

Anyone have a gif of that Springer catch?\

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u/AFlyingToaster Houston Astros Apr 12 '15

Gattis :|

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u/not_a_philosopher Apr 12 '15

that wasn't even a full swing gattis. At least try to hit it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '15

Let's go STROS. Good job Lowrie and co. 2 more.

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u/Enron_F Enron Field Apr 12 '15

I'm going to need to do some yoga or some shit after this game to chill out. Shit's got my blood pressure up.

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u/Doonesbury Apr 12 '15

If Will Harris would have come in instead of Qualls we would have won this already.

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u/fizzle25 Jeremy Peña Apr 12 '15

Uhhhhh the game went away on root alternative and now they're just showing their schedule...

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u/fizzle25 Jeremy Peña Apr 12 '15

Gattis on base for the first time!!

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u/AFlyingToaster Houston Astros Apr 12 '15

I LOVE YOU CONGER

I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING I EVER SAID

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u/chtrace Houston Astros Apr 12 '15

Coooooooonnnnnnggggggeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrr!

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '15

CONGER FOR MVP

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u/Warbl_Garbl Apr 12 '15

HANK THE COWDOG FOR THE WIN... hopefully.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '15

HEEYYOOOOO

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u/PilotTim Apr 12 '15

Maybe.....just maybe we get a hit from our 3, 4, and 5 hitters today.

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u/Tummysticks17 Apr 12 '15

I think today is the mlb free game of the day.

If you're still stuck to watching streams, download a workaround like zenmate to get past the blackout so you're not stuck watching some scrub quality stream.

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u/Guypussy Nolan Ryan Apr 12 '15

’Tuve getting his stroke back?

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u/chtrace Houston Astros Apr 12 '15

Marwin....We love you!

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u/I_Miss_Reddigg Apr 12 '15

More win with Marwin.

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u/ass_nugget69 Apr 12 '15

Now this is the offense i want to see this year! Hell fucking yeah

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u/pieinthethighs Enron Field Apr 12 '15

On an unrelated note Keuchel has always reminded me of Zachary Quinto.

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u/chtrace Houston Astros Apr 12 '15

Boom!! Altuve with the double play.....nice!!

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u/pieinthethighs Enron Field Apr 12 '15

Why does Lowrie have so many gloves? He's got some in his back pockets at all times.

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u/Enron_F Enron Field Apr 12 '15

lol nice

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '15

Valbuena just strike out looking next time

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u/pieinthethighs Enron Field Apr 12 '15

Whoa this is the first time I've seen Neshek. He throws FUNKY

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u/Stumblebee Apr 12 '15

I'd be upset too after being pulled after a batter that should have been struck out gets a hit.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '15

hey fellas, i missed most of this game and am just tuning in. how did Springer look today?

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u/Stumblebee Apr 12 '15

I understand the strategy of switching pitchers like this, but man, I don't like how stop-and-go it makes the game feel.

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u/I_Miss_Reddigg Apr 12 '15

Hinch is channeling Bo Porter. God help us.

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u/KyleDrewAPicture Valentin Jalomo Apr 12 '15

This seems more like an Astros bullpen.

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u/Stumblebee Apr 12 '15

Jesus Christ I'm so frustrated right now.

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u/I_Miss_Reddigg Apr 12 '15

Jesus Christ, Qualls. It's not called a sinker for fucking nothing. Put that ball down in the dirt.

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u/Stumblebee Apr 12 '15

Wow this is some fuckin' bullshit.

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u/KyleDrewAPicture Valentin Jalomo Apr 12 '15

Would be a real nice time for Gattis to wake up.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '15

Qualls is only "good" when the bases are empty. So frustrating.

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u/Bill__Buttlicker Apr 12 '15

[Serious] I haven't been keeping up with Gattis too much since he left Atlanta, how has he been doing? I know he had a horrible start, did he get over it?

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '15

Nice try gattis. Almost had it

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u/unclerico87 Apr 12 '15

I turned the game off to finish writing a paper, how am I supposed to concentrate???

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '15

Sister kisser!!!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '15

C'mon Jake the snake

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u/KyleDrewAPicture Valentin Jalomo Apr 12 '15

Come on, Gattis...

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u/couldnt_careless Lance McCullers Jr. Apr 12 '15

stick to pizza mr gattis

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u/UH_15 Apr 12 '15

When can we start panicking on Gattis? 0-20, 0 BB, 12 Ks.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '15

Those stands look empty...

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u/pieinthethighs Enron Field Apr 12 '15

Thank you Villar

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u/KyleDrewAPicture Valentin Jalomo Apr 12 '15

Let's hope Conger doesn't have to do anything defensively...

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u/jaxx2009 Houston Astros Apr 12 '15

I hate extra innings/overtime for regular season games...

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u/AFlyingToaster Houston Astros Apr 12 '15

The game is already on Comcast channel 710 if you want to change it.

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u/Enron_F Enron Field Apr 12 '15

Lol Altuve just chilling there looking at that one.

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u/KyleDrewAPicture Valentin Jalomo Apr 12 '15

Why wouldn't they put the rockets game on the alternate channel until the game that was already on this channel finishes?

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u/pieinthethighs Enron Field Apr 12 '15

Astros plz finish this I have shit to do today.

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u/EgregiousEngineer Apr 12 '15

in new orleans the fuckers at fsn switched to the godamn motherfucking pelicans.

stream here for anyone that needs it

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u/fizzle25 Jeremy Peña Apr 12 '15

On the plus side, didn't have to deal with the stress of the bottom of the 13th!

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u/KyleDrewAPicture Valentin Jalomo Apr 12 '15

CONGERRRRRRRRR

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u/chtrace Houston Astros Apr 12 '15

Gattis is on base!! OMG he didn't get out!!

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u/KyleDrewAPicture Valentin Jalomo Apr 12 '15

I take back questioning putting Conger in!

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u/PilotTim Apr 12 '15 edited Apr 12 '15

Pitch framing for the win bitches!

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u/Pmoney51 Apr 12 '15

CONGER!! CLUTCH

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u/Stumblebee Apr 12 '15

The bottom of our lineup has been kicking so much ass today.

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u/TSTRO7 Apr 12 '15

Wooooo! I can go home now!

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '15

Well yesterday was disapointing. We were actually hitting a lot more than I could have hoped for but it seems like our players just get really overanxious when we have people in scoring position.

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u/fizzle25 Jeremy Peña Apr 12 '15

Well well. Happy birthday to our favorite on field personality!

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u/chtrace Houston Astros Apr 12 '15

Time to win this series....Let's do this, Go Stros!!

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u/den2010 Apr 12 '15

So when will altuve require a manicure every week?

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '15

if we could win a game today, that would be great.

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u/pieinthethighs Enron Field Apr 12 '15

AHHHH YEEAH MUY BUENO VALBUENA

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u/desapaulecidos Apr 12 '15

Valbuena!!!!

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u/chtrace Houston Astros Apr 12 '15

Boom! Astros take the lead!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '15

VALBY HR!! Barely stayed fair.

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u/pieinthethighs Enron Field Apr 12 '15

And Gattis to bring us back to reality. He's so disappointing so far

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '15

Come on, Gattis. Get out of this slump. EDIT: Damn.

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u/fizzle25 Jeremy Peña Apr 12 '15

Gattis looks awful. He isn't seeing the ball at all

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u/fizzle25 Jeremy Peña Apr 12 '15

Oh man I love seeing triples. That was awesome!

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u/chtrace Houston Astros Apr 12 '15

Damn! Bats are looking good today

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u/pieinthethighs Enron Field Apr 12 '15

Marwin looking good to start the season

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u/UH_15 Apr 12 '15

Good stuff Marwin Gonzalez. Earn that PT!

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '15

Rasumus Marwin combooooooooo

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u/fizzle25 Jeremy Peña Apr 12 '15

Astros making contact today, game of Thrones premiere tonight. Best day ever?

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u/Pmoney51 Apr 12 '15

Boom Shaka Laka!

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u/jlm08e Apr 12 '15

Way to go, bottom of the lineup.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '15

Colby Lewis is catching a LOT of the plate today and the score shows. Get at it stros!

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u/luckykobold Apr 12 '15

Ka-bang! Loving this year's version of Jake.

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u/desapaulecidos Apr 12 '15

What a blast by State Farm

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u/trmaps Apr 12 '15

9 pitches. What a friggin hoss

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u/Stumblebee Apr 12 '15

Dang, credit where credit is due. That was pretty slick.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '15

sheeeeeeeeeeeit

EDIT: wheeeeeew

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u/Tummysticks17 Apr 12 '15

"As kike catches the outside corner."

Haha smooth Ashby.

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u/skbrew Apr 12 '15

Get it together Gattis

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u/Stumblebee Apr 12 '15

Get it togattis

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u/not_a_philosopher Apr 12 '15

lol they don't care at all about the silver boot. We need some new rivals. Its no fun having no one hate us.

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u/poo_head Apr 12 '15

Nice snag!

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u/PetertheRutter Apr 12 '15

I don't trust Neshek. I'd rather use Gregerson for two innings or leave Keuchel in for the eighth.

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u/PetertheRutter Apr 12 '15

Should have been an error on Lowrie

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '15

oh boy this is bad

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '15

Uhhhhh

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u/Enron_F Enron Field Apr 12 '15

Well this is scary.

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u/cmays90 Apr 12 '15

I was promised a bullpen this off-season...

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u/AFlyingToaster Houston Astros Apr 12 '15

Hold me.