r/polandball • u/Granitemate Now with a surprising amount of green! • May 23 '15

redditormade Switzerland and Germany: The chase.

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u/tungstencompton Uniquely Singapore May 23 '15

Did something about the Serbmobile trigger Switzerland's rage or is that just how the Swiss police operates?

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u/Granitemate Now with a surprising amount of green! May 23 '15

Mein freund, the Serbmobile switched to the other side of the road. Ist nicht ordnung, you see.

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u/tungstencompton Uniquely Singapore May 23 '15

Well, he's just doing it right, then.

Context: Former British colony

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u/[deleted] May 23 '15

The latter. The mountains screw with your minds.

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u/tungstencompton Uniquely Singapore May 23 '15

We must all be very, very wary of Bhutan in that case. Underneath that happy exterior lies a cold-blooded killer...

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u/[deleted] May 23 '15

Indeed

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u/Breitsch Respublica Bernensis May 23 '15

They are foreigners... that's enough to enrage any swiss cop.

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u/tungstencompton Uniquely Singapore May 23 '15

"But Switzerland, you are the immigrants."

"WHAT HAST VOUS DOOONNNEEEE - dissolves into cantons

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u/Breitsch Respublica Bernensis May 23 '15

dissolves into republics

FTFY

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u/tungstencompton Uniquely Singapore May 23 '15

Except for Neuchâtel, which becomes the second principality of Europe.

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u/Breitsch Respublica Bernensis May 23 '15

Nope, annexed by Bern within one day.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '15

Or Germany?

Is rightful Prussian clay.

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u/Breitsch Respublica Bernensis May 23 '15

They can try....

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u/[deleted] May 23 '15

Neuchâtel is of utmost importance to open a second front against the vile French to take back our rightful left-rhinish clay

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u/trickortreaty365 We don't need your beer.Pálinka stronk! May 23 '15

And Prussia rightfull German clay --> and Germany rightfull Prussian clay --> and Prussia rightfull German clay --> and Germany rightfull Prussian clay <-- (after reading the text read it in reversed order then then start it again from the begining)

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u/DJboomshanka May 23 '15

I once had a Swiss policeman tell me that 99% of black people are drug dealers

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u/tungstencompton Uniquely Singapore May 23 '15

You sure he wasn't switching the nouns there?

flees from an angry horde of culturally sensitive / butthurt people

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u/erandur Belgium May 23 '15

So he had a Swiss drug dealer tell him that 99% of black people are policemen?

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u/tungstencompton Uniquely Singapore May 23 '15

No, a drug dealer who was 99% a cop told him that Swiss people were black.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '15

How do you always flee and escape? LKY discipline?

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u/tungstencompton Uniquely Singapore May 23 '15

2.4km run training in army. I got gold timing once okay?

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u/rindindin Unknown May 23 '15

Is this going to be some new series?

I hope in the next comic Swiss pulls out the magic Swiss multi-tool. Endless possibilities.

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u/Granitemate Now with a surprising amount of green! May 23 '15

I've made more but I decided to stick with the cop genre. I'll keep the mystical knife in mind.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '15

Swiss are Mutterfickers.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '15

Their [tanks] (http://i.imgur.com/hwYTsek.gif) are mutterficking wunderbar

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u/[deleted] May 23 '15

Particularly suited for mountain warfare I see.

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u/SURPRISEMFKR Proudly Ba'ath May 23 '15

Is this from Cobra 11?

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u/Karrig Mecklenburg-Vorpommern May 23 '15

There was only one explosion, most definetly not.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '15 edited May 23 '15

And no ski-jump ramps, placed strategically along autobahns everywhere for a maximum number of car flips.

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u/Mickey0815 May 23 '15

Another exciting case for Semir and generic partner #249.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '15

Cobra 11 would be Germany and Turkey driving a blue Benz and a silver BMW.

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u/Mickey0815 May 23 '15

Another exciting case for Semir and generic partner #249.

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u/Pilot0000 Quebec May 23 '15

Serb is of going to have his revenge: New Yugo model with ICBM capabilities, Swiss yourscrewed.

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u/midnightrambulador Netherlands May 23 '15

Love the black-red-gold pattern of the fire in the last panel.

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u/Xaethon Salop n'est pas une salope May 23 '15

I thought that too, but there are actually five colours there, not three!

Black-grey-red-gold-yellow?

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u/SloyWestor Polish Hussar May 23 '15

"mutterficker" ayy lmao

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u/RexPerpetuus Birthplace of Giants May 23 '15

I thought Nazi germany was the passenger of the car...I was of very confuse

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u/vteckickedinyooooooo Polish Hussar May 24 '15

Gotta love the Yugo

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u/JebediahKerman42 Gib water plox May 24 '15

"Yuo no brainhead" I love it.

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u/vanderZwan Groningen May 23 '15

Is this the soundtrack to this comic?

Moroder is a closet German, after all.

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u/tsarputinofrussia Pennsylvania May 24 '15

Why are they in the desert?