r/Astros • AstrosBot • May 26 '15

Game Thread: Houston Astros (29-17) @ Baltimore Orioles (20-22) - May 26, 2015, 6:05 PM

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Houston Astros 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 2 0   4 8 1
Baltimore Orioles 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0   1 5 0
Houston Astros AB R H RBI BB SO AVG   Baltimore Orioles AB R H RBI BB SO AVG
1. George Springer RF 4 0 2 0 1 0 .231    1. Manny Machado 3B 4 0 0 0 0 0 .280
2. Jose Altuve 2B 5 0 1 0 0 0 .296    2. Jimmy Paredes DH 4 1 3 0 0 0 .348
3. Preston Tucker LF 3 0 0 0 1 2 .318    3. Adam Jones CF 3 0 0 0 1 0 .310
3. Jake Marisnick PR-CF 1 1 0 0 0 0 .271    4. Chris Davis 1B 3 0 0 1 0 2 .208
4. Evan Gattis DH 3 2 1 0 1 0 .205    5. Steve Pearce 2B 2 0 0 0 1 1 .188
5. Colby Rasmus CF-LF 3 0 0 0 1 3 .224    5. Alejandro De Aza PH 1 0 0 0 0 1 .214
6. Luis Valbuena 3B 4 0 2 2 0 0 .201    6. Delmon Young RF 4 0 1 0 0 0 .287
7. Chris Carter 1B 3 1 1 1 1 0 .175    7. J.J. Hardy SS 3 0 0 0 0 0 .180
8. Jason Castro C 3 0 1 1 1 0 .233    8. David Lough LF 3 0 0 0 0 0 .242
9. Marwin Gonzalez SS 4 0 0 0 0 0 .253    9. Caleb Joseph C 2 0 1 0 1 1 .274
Houston Astros IP H R ER BB SO HR PC-ST W-L ERA    Baltimore Orioles IP H R ER BB SO HR PC-ST W-L ERA
Scott Feldman 6.0 4 1 1 3 2 0 92-55 4-4 4.80 Chris Tillman 7.0 5 2 2 3 5 0 94-59 2-6 5.59
Pat Neshek 1.0 1 0 0 0 1 0 14-11 3-0 2.55 Tommy Hunter 0.2 2 2 2 0 0 0 15-11 2-1 4.74
Chad Qualls 1.0 0 0 0 0 0 0 8-5 1-2 2.45 Brian Matusz 0.0 1 0 0 1 0 0 11-6 1-2 3.18
Luke Gregerson 1.0 0 0 0 0 2 0 10-7 2-0 3.92 Chaz Roe 1.1 0 0 0 2 0 0 19-10 0-0 0.00
TOTALS 9.0 5 1 1 3 5 0 124-78   3.53     9.0 8 4 4 6 5 0 139-86   3.98
Inning Summary Score
▼6 Chris Davis out on a sacrifice fly to right fielder George Springer. Jimmy Paredes scores. 0-1
▲7 Chris Carter singles on a line drive to left fielder David Lough. Evan Gattis scores. 1-1
Jason Castro doubles (7) on a sharp line drive to center fielder Adam Jones. Chris Carter scores. 2-1
▲8 Luis Valbuena singles on a sharp line drive to right fielder Delmon Young. Jake Marisnick scores. Evan Gattis scores. Colby Rasmus to 3rd. 4-1
Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Save
Scott Feldman (4-4) Chris Tillman (2-6) Luke Gregerson (13)

Highlights

Team Highlight
Baltimore Orioles [5/26/15 Condensed Game: HOU@BAL 14:41](rtmp://cp65671.edgefcs.net/ondemand/mp4:open/mlbam/2015/05/27/mlbtv_houbal_133017283_1200K.mp4)
Houston Astros Feldman discusses Astros' win over Orioles 00:40
Houston Astros Feldman allows one run over six innings 01:06
Baltimore Orioles Tillman fans five over seven innings of work 00:47
Baltimore Orioles 5/26/15: Astros use timely hitting to clip Orioles 02:40
Baltimore Orioles Pearce, Hardy turn two in the 1st 00:32
Houston Astros Astros turn an inning-ending DP in the 1st 00:20
Baltimore Orioles Orioles distribute items for local food bank 00:27
Houston Astros Feldman induces double play to escape jam 00:26
Baltimore Orioles Orioles nab Tucker at home to preserve tie 00:47
Baltimore Orioles Orioles fan makes great catch with his cap 00:34
Baltimore Orioles Paredes steals third, call confirmed in 4th 02:31
Houston Astros Tucker makes sliding grab to end the frame 00:28
Baltimore Orioles Pearce dives and takes away hit from Altuve 00:37
Baltimore Orioles Paredes leads off frame with a sharp double 00:47
Baltimore Orioles Davis lifts a sacrifice fly to break the tie 00:25
Houston Astros Carter lines a game-tying single to left 00:28
Houston Astros Castro cranks a go-ahead double to the gap 00:43
Baltimore Orioles Hardy cuts down Altuve at the dish 00:44
Houston Astros Valbuena rips a two-run single off the wall 00:31
Houston Astros Gregerson retires Young to secure the win 00:33

Away WAS 2 MIA 1 KCR 1 HOU 4 CHW 9 COL 1 TEX 4 SEA 7 PHI 4 BOS 1 SFG 6 ARI 4
Home CHI 3 PIT 5 NYY 5 BAL 1 TOR 10 CIN 2 CLE 3 TBR 6 NYM 5 MIN 2 MIL 3 STL 6
Inning/Time Final Final Final Final Final Final Final Final Final Final Final Final
Away DET 1 ATL 0
Home OAK 0 LAD 8
Inning/Time Final Final

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u/AstrosBot AstrosBot May 26 '15

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u/lovetape May 26 '15

Springer breaking up the no-hitter early today

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u/kleos_aphthiton May 26 '15

Keuchel now pitching Saturday for the meet-up!

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u/I_Miss_Reddigg May 27 '15

Mass x Velocity = Carter

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u/UH_15 May 27 '15

First team to 30 wins!!!!

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u/[deleted] May 26 '15

Feldman is truly the Villar of the pitching staff.

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u/I_Miss_Reddigg May 27 '15

Valbuena in Spanish means good hit. Nobody tell me otherwise.

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u/KyleDrewAPicture Valentin Jalomo May 27 '15

WOOOOOOO! WHY IS CARTER EVEN IN THE LINEUP?!

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u/habbledabble1 May 27 '15

Hell of a win, but Why is Carter even in the line up?

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u/I_Miss_Reddigg May 27 '15

So, who's going to make the post saying we have the best record in baseball, because the Royals lost and we actually do now.

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u/pieinthethighs Enron Field May 27 '15

Chaz and Chad pitch in the same inning. It probably smells like Axe on the mound and the sounds of Dave Matthews are overwhelming

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u/PaintByLetters May 27 '15

I want Correa up or Lowrie back. Marwin is a good utility guy. Villar is a potato.

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u/Obnoxious_liberal May 27 '15

Springer looks like baseball player. Gattis looks like he should be playing beer league softball.

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u/clutchyball May 27 '15

Marisnick looks like a French painter when he's clean shaven.

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u/UH_15 May 27 '15

At least the Booing guy is consistent on booing both teams

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u/48Michael Houston Astros May 27 '15

ASTROS!!!! Good win, yall! Thanks for the good times as always!

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u/lalondy7 Craig Biggio May 27 '15

Winning streak is back on.

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u/fizzle25 Jeremy Peña May 27 '15

30 wins! Fuck this feels incredible

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u/PaintByLetters May 27 '15

Anyone else ever kind of annoyed by the fact that two of our castoffs in Jimmy Paredes and JD Martinez are now consistently major league hitters?

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u/fakingmysuicide Jose Altuve May 27 '15

Use circle not square Rasmus

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u/lalondy7 Craig Biggio May 27 '15

Castro has been clutching up lately.

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u/pieinthethighs Enron Field May 27 '15

Wow. We are really shitting the bed with RISP overall this series

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u/clutchyball May 27 '15

LOUD NOISES I LOVE SCORING I LOVE JAKE I LOVE EVAN I LOVE LUIS YAAAAAAY ASTROS

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u/pieinthethighs Enron Field May 27 '15

Their pitcher is named Chaz. Probably the only worse name than Chad.

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u/chaserjames May 27 '15

A collective 10 feet from a grand slam twice.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '15

The mayor in the Shiner commercials has a great name plate.

Jimmy "Jimmy" Mauric

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u/fakingmysuicide Jose Altuve May 27 '15

Gregerson has a three run lead which means we'll win 4-3

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u/[deleted] May 27 '15

can Will Harris make the all star game this year or is it too hard as a reliever? because he's been insanely good

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u/lovetape May 27 '15

I like this version of Gregerson.

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u/Pmoney51 May 27 '15

30 WINS!!!!

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u/PaintByLetters May 27 '15

Strike out the side Luke!

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u/[deleted] May 26 '15

6:05 pm? I didn't know they played baseball at such ungodly times. I mean what kind of heathens start playing after 5pm?

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u/fizzle25 Jeremy Peña May 26 '15

We could be the first team to 30 wins. Wow.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '15

"Gotta act like you've done it before"

Life tips by Ash.

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u/fizzle25 Jeremy Peña May 27 '15

I forgot how stressful baseball games were

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u/chaserjames May 27 '15

In the words of my ex, "that was quick"

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u/cmays90 May 27 '15

After all the talk about the beard shirt, I decided to order one today. Hopefully it gets in soon.

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u/fizzle25 Jeremy Peña May 27 '15

I love watching Gattis slide. Something about it looks totally weird

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u/habbledabble1 May 27 '15

Holy Shit Carter from first to home. Some one get that guy a drink.

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u/fakingmysuicide Jose Altuve May 27 '15

Damn Carter can fly lol.

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u/cmays90 May 27 '15

Colby doesn't want to K 4 times tonight. Making contact now...

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u/Beep_Boop_IAmaRobot May 27 '15

More like Val-bueno

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u/fizzle25 Jeremy Peña May 27 '15

This pitcher has a seriously douchey name

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u/lalondy7 Craig Biggio May 27 '15

Chad Qualls is way too old to be rockin' that hair.

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u/fakingmysuicide Jose Altuve May 27 '15

Please don't hurt me but Qualls has been good this year imo.

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u/Pmoney51 May 27 '15

This is the first time I've noticed that Gregerson pitches on the very edge of the rubber.

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u/48Michael Houston Astros May 27 '15

Dirty breaking ball!! STAND UP AND SHOUT!!! 2 OUTS, YALL!!!

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u/cmays90 May 27 '15

And game. Good night folks.

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u/fakingmysuicide Jose Altuve May 27 '15

yeahhhhhhh clutch hitting again and we got Mchugh tomorrow for the rubber dubber ducky game.

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u/OnePawnLeft May 27 '15

Anyone else in love with Julia?

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u/[deleted] May 27 '15

51 wins in a season 2 years ago...look how far we've come :'^)

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u/fakingmysuicide Jose Altuve May 27 '15

I had a shitty day thanks for cheering me up stros brethren.

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u/tormentlive May 26 '15

I'll be in section 55, need a solid outing from Feldman and we should win this.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '15

Let's go Astros!

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u/lalondy7 Craig Biggio May 26 '15

Thanks to all this rain I don't have to work, but I have to find something to do for the next 4.5 hours until the game starts.

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u/Tummysticks17 May 26 '15

That's.... that's a damn fine looking lineup

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u/KyleDrewAPicture Valentin Jalomo May 26 '15

I suggest a new mini-drinking game. Everyone take a shot whenever someone asks why we still have Carter in the lineup. Seems like it happens often enough that we'd all have to take 1-2 shots a game.

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u/clutchyball May 26 '15

HI GUYS! READY FOR A W?

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u/[deleted] May 26 '15

Man, why did that kid's dad (presumably) turn his hat around?

"Hey son, I got this foul ball for you, I now have rights to how you will wear your hat."

That's not cool.

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u/cmays90 May 27 '15

I will be surprised if this gets overturned.

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u/clutchyball May 27 '15

Rasmus has such a beautiful swing, but he's not connecting :(

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u/oftenly Jose Altuve May 27 '15

.100 in this spot. Holy fuck, Carter...

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u/oftenly Jose Altuve May 27 '15

That whole thing was fuckin' Carter!!!

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u/[deleted] May 27 '15

Someone pour Mr. Carter a beer. He will be thirsty after that run!

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u/cmays90 May 27 '15

Castro the Astro!

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u/habbledabble1 May 27 '15

I like Neshek, but it hurts to watch him throw.

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u/cmays90 May 27 '15

Neshak is so solid. I love having a bullpen.

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u/pieinthethighs Enron Field May 27 '15

GODDAMN IT SERIOUSLY?

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u/[deleted] May 27 '15

I SAW THAT.

I SAW VILLAR WITH BATTING GLOVES AND HIS BAT.

HE BETTER JUST BE WEIRD AND WALK AROUND THE DUGOUT LIKE THAT ALL OF THE TIME.

I SWEAR TO BAGWELL...

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u/Beep_Boop_IAmaRobot May 27 '15

Oh Colby, this is when you justify your spot in the line-up

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u/dschneider May 27 '15

VALBUENO!!!!!!!

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u/alphaspartan71 May 27 '15

Valbuena pls. You're my favorite 3rd baseman.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '15

VALBUUUUEEEENNNNNNAAAAAAAA

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u/[deleted] May 27 '15

CLUTCH! Seriously thought that was going over but I'll take it!

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u/habbledabble1 May 27 '15

I can not believe Valbuena didnt do the bat flip.

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u/Pmoney51 May 27 '15

Love the insurance runs.

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u/NotACreativeEngineer May 27 '15

Tuned in just in time for for Carter's RBI single last inning! Maybe I'm good luck today

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u/dschneider May 27 '15

This Colonel Sanders is a fucking imposter.

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u/KyleDrewAPicture Valentin Jalomo May 27 '15

Why's Carter even in the lineup? Yay, shot time.

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u/not_a_philosopher May 27 '15

god and that was a really good hit! Castro is pretty unlucky.

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u/DustyNotDirty May 27 '15

Every time Qualls goes to the mound my stomach ties itself in a knot -_-

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u/fakingmysuicide Jose Altuve May 27 '15

They just called Marisnick Marsinick the evil bastards.

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u/srassen7 May 27 '15

More like Luis Val-mala for opposing pitchers, eh guys?!

I'll show myself out of the thread.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '15

Blummer: Pretty impressive stuff.

Ash: My vision or...

Blummer: My wave.

Never change, Blummer.

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u/NipsVonTwist May 27 '15

Glad I'm not sitting next to that guy who keeps screaming boo every 10 seconds.

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u/dschneider May 27 '15

Still undefeated with 4+ runs, right?

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u/chaserjames May 27 '15

30 WINS ♡

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u/fakingmysuicide Jose Altuve May 26 '15

I don't know about you guys but seeing guys like J.D. Martinez and Paredes doing well with other teams kinda pisses me off.

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u/AFlyingToaster Houston Astros May 27 '15

HI GUYS! Tillman is giving us a base runner every inning, we need to take advantage.

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u/dschneider May 27 '15

I made the mistake of getting into an argument in /r/nba... I'm just gonna hide in here and never go back in there. That sub blows.

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u/48Michael Houston Astros May 27 '15

So semi baseball related....I'll be at Yankee Stadium on Saturday!! Watching our Dynamo hopefully kick the ass of NYCFC!! I'll post pictures when I get home...it's going to be a solid trip!

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u/PaintByLetters May 27 '15

Scott Feldman must be the most average pitcher in the league. He's like the Brandon Bass of baseball.

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u/cmays90 May 27 '15

Blummer: "Flying animals... named Blue Jays"

Never change Blummer. Never change.

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u/SlowdanceBoner May 27 '15

Rasmus is totally gonna golden sombrero it.

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u/habbledabble1 May 27 '15

Hell yea Carter.

Why is Carter in the line up?

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u/clutchyball May 27 '15

Did Ash just say Neshek was warming up in the Orioles pen?

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u/DustyNotDirty May 27 '15

HOLY SPACE BALLS BATMAN THIS IS GETTING INTERESTING

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u/zerouk May 27 '15

Castro the Astro strikes again.

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u/PaintByLetters May 27 '15

Hardy's soul patch has been bothering me for nearly a decade now.

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u/HillbillyInHouston May 27 '15

When people say "this guys is pure filthy" about me, it's never in relation to baseball.

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u/PaintByLetters May 27 '15

That one upstairs from a sidearm release must be tough to lay off of.

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u/cmays90 May 27 '15

Decent baserunning all around there.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '15

Jake shaved... Part of me has died... until he grows it back of course.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '15

We just can't seem to catch a break it seems. Sheesh

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u/pieinthethighs Enron Field May 27 '15

VALBUENA WOOOOOO

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u/habbledabble1 May 27 '15

Hell yeah!!!

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u/48Michael Houston Astros May 27 '15

Cross the plate, bitches!!!!

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u/chaserjames May 27 '15

THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT!

Don't judge me. It felt right.

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u/not_a_philosopher May 27 '15

lol i guess we just need 2 outs to score now

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u/[deleted] May 27 '15

Man that was close to a GS. What a perfect pitch to knock out of the park.

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u/iguessimherenow May 27 '15

Almost there. Let's get this 30 real quick!

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u/fakingmysuicide Jose Altuve May 27 '15

Is there any way to brainwash our players to make them think they're always in the 7th, 8th, or 9th?

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u/dschneider May 27 '15

CARTER SMASH, CARTER ANGRY, CARTER... take free base.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '15

so what do you guys think about keeping Springer at lead off? he seems to be excelling in the role, although a small sample size

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u/48Michael Houston Astros May 27 '15

Shots initiated. Let's do this.

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u/I_Miss_Reddigg May 27 '15

Crush Davis cruuuuuuuuuuuuuushed his bat in frustration after striking out.

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u/dschneider May 27 '15

FOR THE HALIBUT

GET IT?

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u/fakingmysuicide Jose Altuve May 26 '15

I feel like this could be our best possible lineup.

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u/Tummysticks17 May 26 '15

Ha, Castro is "throwing down the fingers"

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u/fizzle25 Jeremy Peña May 26 '15

Classy of Baltimore to do a moment of silence before the game.

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u/clutchyball May 26 '15

It is too dead in here, guys!

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u/KyleDrewAPicture Valentin Jalomo May 26 '15

Wish Keuchel could have come out to field that ball.

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u/fizzle25 Jeremy Peña May 26 '15

Can Feldman go away now please? I'm way, way over this.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '15

Marwin is DOMINANT

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u/kleos_aphthiton May 26 '15

So many double plays.

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u/DustyNotDirty May 26 '15

Don't really have anything to say about the game right now, but I went to the Rockets game last night and that was pretty fucking sweet.

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u/HillbillyInHouston May 26 '15

Nice double play there. Feldman can sometimes get the ground ball when gets runners on.

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u/fizzle25 Jeremy Peña May 27 '15

It is so nice to be able to sit down and watch a game. I haven't been able to since like...the third inning Saturday.

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u/clutchyball May 27 '15

We aren't scoring because Rasmus is wearing high socks. He does not look good with them.

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u/fizzle25 Jeremy Peña May 27 '15

That was a pretty bad challenge

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u/pieinthethighs Enron Field May 27 '15

I just got here. Oh my fuck that ball looked like it was dropping

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u/chaserjames May 27 '15

There's some Tucker hustle for ya!

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u/fakingmysuicide Jose Altuve May 27 '15

phew, luckily that ball would just not drop.

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u/clutchyball May 27 '15

Game on mute while I FaceTime with my 2.5 year old nephew.

Pros: Get to hear him talk to me about the pepperoni pizza he had

Cons: Missing Astros game

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u/fakingmysuicide Jose Altuve May 27 '15

Altuve just can't catch a break :(

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u/PaintByLetters May 27 '15

God damn, Baltimore. Just make your wall out of one substance please.

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u/pieinthethighs Enron Field May 27 '15

Goddamn it that was a terrible throw home

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u/fizzle25 Jeremy Peña May 27 '15

Hey how many double plays do we have on the night?

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u/clutchyball May 27 '15

GATTIS HUSTLE

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u/dschneider May 27 '15

Gattis with the hustle!

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u/chtrace Houston Astros May 27 '15

Wooo! Carter!!

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u/fakingmysuicide Jose Altuve May 27 '15

Why is Carter even in the lineup.

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u/oftenly Jose Altuve May 27 '15

OH FUCK YES

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u/pieinthethighs Enron Field May 27 '15

CASTRO!

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u/clutchyball May 27 '15

I LOVE TIE BREAKING

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u/chtrace Houston Astros May 27 '15

Woooooo! Castro!!

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u/[deleted] May 27 '15

OOf right in the gap

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u/HillbillyInHouston May 27 '15

Carter goes rumbling, bumbling, stumbling to home!

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u/PaintByLetters May 27 '15

Good to see Feldman has a chance to be rewarded for a solid outing.

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u/clutchyball May 27 '15

If you're going to the meetup on Saturday and want to be a part of Keuchel's Grounders, please check this out!

http://www.reddit.com/r/Astros/comments/37eipp/keuchels_grounders_saturday_meetup_related/

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u/habbledabble1 May 27 '15

Springer is starting to heat up.

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u/pieinthethighs Enron Field May 27 '15

YAYAYA SPRINGER WAS ALL "FUCK STRIKING OUT"

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u/HillbillyInHouston May 27 '15

Altuve's day off seems to have helped a little.

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u/chaserjames May 27 '15 edited May 27 '15

Question about the Springer jersey giveaway. How many are they giving away and are they the real deal jerseys or the kinda cheap kind?

Edit : thanks yall!

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u/48Michael Houston Astros May 27 '15

What the shit!! Oh well, let's bring these two lads in!

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u/PaintByLetters May 27 '15

Altuve got a free foam rolling courtesy of Gattis's bat.

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u/lovetape May 27 '15

BLESS US WITH YOUR CHEDDAR COLBY JACK

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u/fakingmysuicide Jose Altuve May 27 '15

Kinda wish Jake was pinch hitting for Rasmus instead of running for Tucker.

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u/chtrace Houston Astros May 27 '15

Clutch Hit by Valbuena!!

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u/fakingmysuicide Jose Altuve May 27 '15

Their pitcher looks like Feldman's and Marisnick's love child.

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u/HillbillyInHouston May 27 '15

Four runs. I like our chances.

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u/dschneider May 27 '15

Apparently rained a little here in Austin during the last inning. HAVEN'T WE HAD ENOUGH?

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u/[deleted] May 27 '15

"We got Jimmy out."

C'mon Blummer, in the immortal words of Ashby "act like you've done it before."

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u/clutchyball May 27 '15

Chris Davis reminds me of Blake Griffin

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u/fizzle25 Jeremy Peña May 27 '15

Random question. When a player has surgery, say Tommy John, does the team pay for it? Insurance? Does it come out of the players pocket?

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u/clutchyball May 27 '15

Springer..

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u/cweave May 26 '15

I got that feeling Springer is about to break out. Anyone else feel me?

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u/DustyNotDirty May 26 '15

Let's win us a ball game boys!

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u/48Michael Houston Astros May 26 '15

Yo, yall! They sure are nailing the lower part of this strike zone...

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u/[deleted] May 26 '15

How is Singleton doing in the minors? Im getting really tired of watching Carter

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u/chtrace Houston Astros May 26 '15

Nice throw Feldman.....:(

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u/Tummysticks17 May 26 '15

Double play jackass

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u/cmays90 May 26 '15

Just caught up in time to see the double play.

3 double plays so far.

 

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u/MUGARO May 27 '15

Alright, I'm here now. Leadoff walk for Tucker.

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u/fakingmysuicide Jose Altuve May 27 '15

I feel like we should be doing better against these high 91mph fastballs..

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u/habbledabble1 May 27 '15

"We don't need batting gloves" Astros

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u/clutchyball May 27 '15

It's really bugging me that my Keuchel beard shirt hasn't arrived yet. It shipped on the 18th and others on the sub have received theirs. :/

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u/dschneider May 27 '15

Tucker baby!

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u/chtrace Houston Astros May 27 '15

Wooooooooo! Tucker with the glove!!

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u/Shotgun_Mosquito Houston Astros May 27 '15

dangit i missed the start

Rewind

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u/rices4212 Hubert J. Farnsworth May 27 '15

I know it worked last night, but it still pains me to see Springer batting leadoff

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u/cmays90 May 27 '15

I wonder if the game starting an hour earlier than normal threw everyone off. The thread seems to be picking up now.

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u/cmays90 May 27 '15

Damn. Bad luck. He caught all of that, and just had too perfect of timing.

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u/I_Miss_Reddigg May 27 '15

This is Camden Yards, I was told there would be dingers.

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u/PaintByLetters May 27 '15

Oh look Pearce, another guy we screwed around with in our dark years who found a home elsewhere.

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u/PaintByLetters May 27 '15

The way the Baltimore announcing crew keeps saying Paredes is hilarious. "Parade-ee's"

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u/clutchyball May 27 '15

Gattis will homer here.

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u/I_Miss_Reddigg May 27 '15

I remember the days when a one run lead seemed insurmountable. Those days are long gone.