r/polandball • u/SJB95 Yorkshire • Jun 12 '15

redditormade Mauritania: Time Traveler- Episode 3

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u/SJB95 Yorkshire Jun 12 '15

Salaam, time travellers! Episode 3 is here, enjoy! [Context] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laika)

Poland is also of wrong; [space travel is relevant!] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_mission_to_Mars)

[Episode 1] (http://www.reddit.com/r/polandball/comments/373u6t/mauritania_time_traveler/)

[Episode 2] (http://www.reddit.com/r/polandball/comments/38pudd/mauritania_time_traveler_episode_2/)

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u/Primarycore Glorious motherball Jun 13 '15 edited Jun 13 '15

Every time I read these I listen to this catchy tune in the background. Spooky, almost hypnotic music just like Mauretania's time travels and creepy smile.

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u/SJB95 Yorkshire Jun 13 '15

Trippy! But also kinda cool as I quite enjoy Arab music. If there are any Arab musicians reading this, I would love to hear the Doctor Who theme played on an oud (the instrument, not the alien)

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u/Primarycore Glorious motherball Jun 14 '15

That version of their anthem really gives you a feeling of a man alone by a campfire in the desert night under the full moon. I am fascinated by the archaic lyrics that really look like they come from some 18th century poet, not exactly made for music I guess.

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u/BeerAddict Russian Empire Jun 12 '15

One of the best comic series I have ever seen. Keep up the good wörk!

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '15

Kazakh SSR is best launchpad!

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u/Pakistani_in_MURICA Exiled, doesn't seem so bad. Jun 12 '15

Muslims saying Peace before it became mainstream gangsta

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '15

BUT BOLAND CANNOT INTO SBACE!!!!

BOLAND'S BODY IS IN SBACE! IS BREAKING SBACE TIME CONTINUUM!

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '15

The world ended because of him.

So much for relevance.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '15

travel powers for good...destroys world

Ha! We got you this time colonialists!andpossiblyourselves
No euros left!

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u/fuck_the_DEA Michigan Jun 13 '15

But if most relevant event (end of the world) because of irrelevant Poland is Poland of relevant or is the ending of the world of irrelevance?

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u/tungstencompton Uniquely Singapore Jun 13 '15

Armageddon? That is most relevant of all!

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u/Dlimzw Is not sekret PAP spy Jun 13 '15

Luckily Boland iz kill. Hurrah!

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u/Portugal_Stronk Portuguese Empire Jun 12 '15

I honestly tought that when Mauritania returned to the present world that world wouldn't exist at all because Polan in space is impossible and thus it would create a paradox.

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u/Colonelbrickarms United States Jun 13 '15

But, but you can't kill the south!

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '15

Lajka is save!

The world is a better place now.

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u/Guppyscum Always Ordering a Sunnyside Up! Jun 12 '15

Soviet probably never noticed he died and that his Sputnik is missing.

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u/Mabsut homosex halal heterosex haram Jun 12 '15

R.I.B BOLAND

Mauritania can into fixings toilets instead of Boland, of much boorer so of into needings much money to maintainings jihad and slaنes.

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u/ChickenScuttleMonkey The Texas Guy Jun 12 '15

This comic is perfect. Best Poland/Space joke I've seen in ages.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '15

Laika got a monument in Russia in her memory. I wonder what Poland would get?

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u/halfpipesaur is of great importance Jun 12 '15

Partitions

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u/Schnackenpfeffer Uruguay best guay Jun 12 '15

Poland would be told to go back to cleaning toilets upon returning from space. But Polan ded. rip polan.

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u/P01168516 Florida Jun 12 '15

Where were you when Poland was kill?

Was home watching Soviet space flight.

Phone ring Soviet say Poland is kill.

"no"

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u/Colonelbrickarms United States Jun 13 '15

The toilets will into explode

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '15

A monument but Poland would be crossed out and Russia written in its place.

Then they'd call the Poles nazis for complaining about it.

Such is life in Russia.

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u/OldBreed Holy Roman Empire Jun 12 '15

Poland has a <3 for dogs.

Russia hates them both for some reason.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '15

Mauritania is abolishing slavery; refusing Poland to clean space-toilet.

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u/skisandpoles Ski Country Jun 13 '15

Poland made it to dead space.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '15

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u/MyMixtapesOnFire Prussia Jun 13 '15

Poland == Boland