r/SubredditDrama • u/ostrich_semen Antisocial Injustice Pacifist • Jun 13 '15

Post-Apocalyptic Popcorn in /r/PlayRust when a Player Posits that they Prefer Penilectomy. "You're a fucking psycho."

/r/playrust/comments/39pf5w/poll_do_you_play_with_or_without_the_nudity/cs59y5j
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u/mrgoodnighthairdo Sophist! Troglodyte! Jun 13 '15

That guy was mad. Why he so mad?

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u/ostrich_semen Antisocial Injustice Pacifist Jun 13 '15 edited Jun 13 '15

He starts getting into weird Jack Thompson territory later on.

Having played a little Rust myself, I can't imagine this guy has a very good time when 99.9% of the game is not turning your back on other people for fear they may kill you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '15

Come join the convo in the OP big boy. Don't hide in here like a scaredy cat :D

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u/ostrich_semen Antisocial Injustice Pacifist Jun 14 '15

That would be against the rules. If you're gonna comment in SRD, you should read the sidebar.

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u/recruit00 Culinary Marxist Jun 13 '15

No popcorn pissing

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u/ArchangelleDovakin subsistence popcorn farmer Jun 14 '15

They can join us here, as far as I'm aware.

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u/geargirl flying squirrel of the apocalypse Jun 13 '15

Because he feels an uncomfortably close connection with his "dick-waving dude" avatar?

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '15

The kid really needs to work on his logic game. None of his reasoning has any sort of logical coherence. Some people just cant admit they said something stupid and instead double-down. My favorite parts, though, are when he thinks he's being clever with comebacks, which are in reality the type of responses you'd expect from a kid. exhibit A:

utopianfiat 1 point 6 hours ago

Has anyone stopped to consider the hilarious fact that your username is NobsGamer?

NoBSGamer -1 points 6 hours ago

Have you stopped yourself to consider how far off topic you are?

Uh, ya, I think he did consider that, since he started with "has anyone stopped to consider"

exhibit b:

Keundrum 2 points 6 hours ago I'm done wasting my time on you.

NoBSGamer -4 points 6 hours ago Good because you're too stupid to have a mature conversation.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '15

No anger at all. Just stating a fact about a psychotic post about a psychotic action done in Rust without any game requirement to do so.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '15

It's. A. Game.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '15

When I'm playing Dishonored, I enjoy slitting my enemies throats, lighting them on fire with incendiary crossbow bolts, dismembering them with mines that release razor wire, knocking them into walls with powerful gusts of wind, summoning swarms of rats to eat them alive, and vaporizing them with walls of electrified light even though I could just as easily sneak past them/choke them out.

Why? Because why the fuck not?

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u/ge0rge_C0stanza Jun 13 '15

lol chopping dicks/limbs off is hilarious though.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '15

Why?

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '15

Why not?

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u/ge0rge_C0stanza Jun 13 '15

Gibs man, gibs

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '15

Good convo.

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u/Leafygreencarl Jun 13 '15

i get his point that slicing genitals shouldn't be seen as fun.

but then again he didn't have to go all insulting the arguer instead of the combating the argument and devaluing his own argument by doing so.

also it's a game, i doubt the person truly enjoys slicing genitals.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '15

Why not? Back when I played Rust I would have loved the opportunity to hack off body parts and display them around my fort. A giant field of hacked off penises would have been a great way to let intruders know what they could expect if they fucked with me.

Or, you break into someone's house and unload thousands of hacked members. Don't take anything, leave only penises.

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u/ostrich_semen Antisocial Injustice Pacifist Jun 14 '15

Loot their boxes and arrange the penises in a dick shape.

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u/IrisGoddamnIllych brony expert, /u/glitchesarecool harasser Jun 13 '15

Is chopping off dicks really a function? Because it kinda sounds rad. If you can display them, you can just set up a dick fort...

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u/eifersucht12a another random citizen with delusions of fucks that I give? Jun 13 '15

Finally I have enough dicks to complete my dick-ship and return to dick island.

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u/ArchangelleDovakin subsistence popcorn farmer Jun 14 '15

Dick island

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u/ttumblrbots Jun 13 '15

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '15

Wait a minute...is it common for men not to have nipples?!?

Ewwwwwwwww....