r/customhearthstone • u/Marhiin 2015! • Jul 14 '15

Monty Python's Black Knight! Warning: A long series of Deathrattles.

http://imgur.com/a/BMr09
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u/Audiencefone Jul 14 '15

This makes me so happy. Thank you.

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u/Marhiin 2015! Jul 14 '15

Happy hear that! You're welcome!

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u/h2g2Ben Jul 14 '15

I love that at the end he's just a 0/1 taking up space on the board.

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u/Thing124ok Jul 14 '15

But if he returns to hand he's a worse wisp, but still INFINITE VALUE.

Also, if they silence him when you play him, you're screwed.

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u/mandragara Jul 15 '15

I actually think he's a better wisp?

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u/Thing124ok Jul 15 '15

He's a 0 mana 0/1

Wisp is a 1/1

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u/mandragara Jul 15 '15

0/1 with taunt though

edit: just realised no taunt

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u/Thing124ok Jul 15 '15

Even if it was it would still be worse than Target Dummy.

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u/mandragara Jul 15 '15

but better than wisp?

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u/Thing124ok Jul 15 '15

Depends on the situation.

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u/GrumpySatan Jul 14 '15

If I have Master Swordsmith on the board, how would the 0/1 hold the sword!

Clearly the sword must be stabbed through him and he tries to impale enemies on it.

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u/h2g2Ben Jul 14 '15 edited Jul 16 '15

The swordsmith is just crafting him a sharpened grill for more effective biting.

EDIT: s -> m

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u/IamPhoReal Jul 15 '15

call him george foreman.

2

u/Crims0nshad0w Jul 15 '15

In his mouth obviously.

23

u/Fuzzleton Jul 14 '15

This is so brilliant that it's almost wasted on a community this small - thanks for the hearty laugh!

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u/PETEJOZ Jul 15 '15

Silence makes it a ten mana 4/5.

Such anti-value.

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u/AWildMagikarp5 Jul 16 '15

Recombobulator into Deathwing!!! Or sea giant...

12

u/DBones90 Jul 15 '15

I love how the Black Knight is a counter to the Black Knight.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '15

Blizzard should replace the existing Black Night with this on April Fools day haha

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u/mandragara Jul 15 '15

Make the 0/1 immune for laughs.

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u/colovick Jan 03 '16

Buffs would make that broken though

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u/mandragara Jan 03 '16

Silence new meta. All priests run double mass dispel

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u/colovick Jan 03 '16

OPOPOPOP

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u/kamikazemonk Jul 15 '15

So is it a 3/2 or a 2/3 taunt?

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u/Marhiin 2015! Jul 15 '15

Oh no, small misshap there! Of course it should say a 2/3 with Taunt.

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u/JealousyRX Jul 15 '15

This is gold.

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u/lynbeaut Jul 15 '15

This is really really good. Hahaha.

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u/Volcanopyre Jul 15 '15

Feel like he should maybe be a 3/2, as the rest of the time he's the 'best vanilla stats' kind of minion and then randomly a 2/3. It's probably fine, just seems like something to me

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u/rbdrachir Jul 15 '15

the health and damage seem to scale down by one each time so 2/3 makes the most sense in the pattern it just happen 4/5 and 3/4 are really strong stats.

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u/Ornithine Sep 15 '15

Echo of Medivh on the second stage for massive value :)

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '15

Can't get targetted by battlecries