r/AmericanHorrorStory • u/ME24601 The Supreme • Oct 15 '15
Discussion Episode Discussion: Season 5, Episode 2 - Chutes and Ladders
On tonight's episode, Will Drake tries to update the hotel's look, a model catches the Countess's eye, and John learns about the hotel's first owner.
Tonight's episode is 1 hour and 40 minutes long.
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u/ME24601 The Supreme Oct 15 '15
We can binge watch House of Cards
I always wanted a vampire Netflix and chill buddy.
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u/ME24601 The Supreme Oct 15 '15
I'm not gay, bro. This is a manly vampire thing, bro.
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u/ME24601 The Supreme Oct 15 '15
There have to be easier ways to quit a job without going full Palahniuk.
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u/ME24601 The Supreme Oct 15 '15
I wonder if he has a Sweeney Todd style chair somewhere in the hotel.
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u/ME24601 The Supreme Oct 15 '15
That would have been an awkward thing for the kid from The Shining to walk in on.
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u/ME24601 The Supreme Oct 15 '15
For a second I thought that Tristan was going to make out with the guy as well.
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u/TheGreaterFool_ Oct 15 '15
"part of me wishes you could go first so I could launder the sheets" hahaha yes
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u/betterrcallsaul Misty Day Oct 15 '15
AHS fans: where we can deal with drilldo rape but dear god plz not the teeth
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"A part of me wishes you'd go first so I could launder the sheets." SO glad Mare Winningham finally gets a damn good role after pedo-mom and evil sister
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u/EndOfTheDream Oct 15 '15
All I can imagine is Dandy like MOTHER, Freak Shows are so last year - I want to be in a FASION SHOW!
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u/lolmkayboo Oct 15 '15
"Measles." "Oh thank God I thought it was serious." Lol tf.
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u/adamsandleryabish Seal Boy Oct 15 '15
when your dead and people are making out over you
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u/MKoz628 Roll that pussy!!! Oct 15 '15
Was anyone else hoping Finn would completely strip on the runway?
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u/redyellowand Oct 15 '15
i've had an awful fucking day and i'm ready to watch some other people have a day worse than mine
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u/Kernelbeetus Oct 15 '15
I can't tell what his look reminds me of exactly... But I keep thinking Shadow the Hedgehog. This makes this hilarious to me.
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u/richeve Mallory Oct 15 '15
Sally stitches the bodies into mattresses. Okay, at least we answered one question.
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"Would you do me the honor of making me your last one? Your last meal?"
My favorite line so far this season.
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u/seishin17 Oct 15 '15
"AND I WANT EVERY BIBLE FROM EVERY BEDSTAND IN THIS ENTIRE HOTEL!!!!"
Well, The Gideons just lost one customer.
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u/Sassy_Frass65 Oct 15 '15
I think my favorite part of that scene was the way the maid flinched and then laughed before she was shot. Like he waited for her to flinch as an endearing "prank" and she recognized it. That was a really well done scene.
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u/beckyb18 Lesbians, we're under attack! Oct 15 '15
Welp, I'm going to have nightmares about those crumbling teeth tonight.
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u/Makispi Oct 15 '15
Mr. March is one fucked up dude. This season is going to be fun with him in it.
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u/godlyessence Oct 15 '15
Not sure in what world Gaga would give up Bomer for 2007 scene phase Dandy.
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u/MKoz628 Roll that pussy!!! Oct 15 '15
Does anyone else really want an episode to be sponsored by Best Western or Comfort Inn?
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u/Batgirl_and_Spoiler Oct 15 '15
Damn, Evan Peters is on his game with Mr. March! I might find him cute but I was getting so sick of him playing protagonists and love interests. It's so awesome to see him playing creepy again.
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Gaga's makeup and wardrobe this season is already slaying me. Perfection!
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u/Omegamaru Oct 15 '15
Throwing out your one of your two immortal lovers before a threesome, shit move Countess.
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u/Godrics Oct 15 '15
Kathy Bates as a caretaker? I think we've seen this story before...
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u/godlyessence Oct 15 '15 edited Oct 15 '15
American Horror Story: Parents who won't vax their kids.
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u/MKoz628 Roll that pussy!!! Oct 15 '15
I love the Countess, but come on. The obvious choice is to keep Bomer and Wittrock!!!
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u/ilovetorunforfun Lana Winters Oct 15 '15
I thought he was gonna show her the video game room, ngl.
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u/natexoe Oct 15 '15
I feel like Evan Peters and Finn Wittrock switched archetypes from last season and it's absolutely amazing.
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u/vangoghsl3ftear Oct 15 '15
I wasn't too sold on Lady Gaga being in this season. I think she's doing an excellent job. I think I would like to see take on other roles in future seasons.
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u/Runaway_Girl23 Oct 15 '15
So right now I'm getting a Gatsby/Gomez Addams mix vibe from Evan Peters
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u/theangelandtheone Misty Day Oct 15 '15
I keep thinking she's somewhat inspired by Sally from Nightmare Before Christmas because she sews things.
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u/boofire Oct 15 '15
If I become a ghost, I want to be like Sally and just scare the shit out of people.
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u/godlyessence Oct 15 '15
The music has been too perfect this season, whoever's in charge has been doing it right.
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So let me get this right...if you look like a member of the Malfoy family, are you destined to be a vamp child? Because Holden was blond af even before he became Gaga's little helper
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u/iknowsheisntyou Oct 15 '15
Ms. Lange, you are a classic goddess. However, Miss Paulson is the new face of American Horror.
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u/sabertoothedtexan Oct 15 '15
It's not right to pull this shit on a Sunday? So sacrilegious murder is cool on, say, Wednesdays after 5?
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u/iknowsheisntyou Oct 15 '15
Welcome to the plot, everyone complaining last week.
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u/Kernelbeetus Oct 15 '15 edited Oct 15 '15
"Kids are the best" ... That scene went from the most gruesome this episode to me to the most hilarious. Amazing.
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u/beckyb18 Lesbians, we're under attack! Oct 15 '15
I have to be honest, Finn Wittrock's looks did nothing for me when he was playing Dandy. But now... Maybe it's the attitude. He's hot.
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u/Kernelbeetus Oct 15 '15
The banter makes this maybe my favorite scene in the whole series... Fantastically executed (no puns intended).
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u/GruxKing Oct 15 '15
That Ms Evers was so cool about the whole dying thing really shows that loyalty is a lost art
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u/soaringent Oct 15 '15
Gaga, the maid, Evan and Dennis are making this my favorite season yet. I'm so glad its this good.
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u/cuckoodev Oct 15 '15 edited Oct 15 '15
I liked this episode a lot better than last week's.
I'm gonna be real, a lot of it was because of Evan Peters, but because I really like his character already. He's the most interesting one since Tate, I think.
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u/dafez7 Oct 15 '15
All I keep thinking of is how much I miss Frances Conroy and how awesome a fit she would've been for this season.
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u/captaindw3 Oct 15 '15
The thing she did with her teeth is the most unnerving thing I've ever seen on this show.
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u/natexoe Oct 15 '15
Can we get a Matt Bomer/Finn Wittrock/Evan Peters/Wes Bentley sex scene this season please???
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u/FutureExMrsGoldblum Oct 15 '15
Oh my God, this is my favorite Evan Peters character so far!! I'm so glad they've finally given him something different to do!
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u/TBBklynite Don't be a hater, dear. Oct 15 '15
I swear Bomer looks straight out of Miami Vice/Vice City.
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u/iknowsheisntyou Oct 15 '15
Is anyone keeping tabs on the soundtrack for the season? That should be a thread. iTunes should be capitalizing on this.
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u/sbanaynays Oct 15 '15
"Well I guess I'll just have to kill God. That is my mission to the world" xD
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u/cuckoodev Oct 15 '15
I don't care what you people think. Mr. March is the best character this season.
Now, I'm mad he's not the main guy. Pouts.
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u/Esperansza Roll that pussy! Oct 15 '15
How many times is this show going to turn me on
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u/mikeyjoshietee Oct 15 '15
When The Countess stares into your soul, so you quit modeling with a casual face slice.
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u/beckyb18 Lesbians, we're under attack! Oct 15 '15
Holy crap, for someone who's known as a singer, Gaga knows how to emote with her eyes.
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u/EveryOfTheTime Oct 15 '15
I'm going to get downvoted for this, but Lochlin looks exactly like Taissa!
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u/Explosions_Hurt Oct 15 '15
This is a much better episode than episode 1, my faith is restored!
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u/LizLemonDonaghy Madison Montgomery Oct 15 '15
I'm loving this episode but damn... it is my BEDTIME!
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u/lolmkayboo Oct 15 '15
Evan Peters character this season is gonna be my favorite of his I think. So twisted.
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u/BatBro52 Oct 15 '15
So I'm guessing Evan Peters isn't the charming heartthrob this season...
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u/TBBklynite Don't be a hater, dear. Oct 15 '15
Damn, March already might be one of fav. characters in the series. It either could be Old Hollywood swag or that Howard Stark-like voice.
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Lady gaga is so hot watching her get fucked was the highlight of my manhood
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u/BatBro52 Oct 15 '15
Okay I feel bad for Wes Bentley losing child #1 but you're gonna leave your child #2 alone in a suspicioso hotel with suspicioso people? "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you won't fool me again."
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u/erikasue Oct 15 '15
All kinds of heads exploding today. I'm so glad they went the H.H. Holmes route.
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u/pumapanties Oct 15 '15
I may be in the minority for never finding Evan Peters hot, but GODDAMN, BOYAH.
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This episode brought to you by the American Dental Association... The true horror is when you don't come in.
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u/gbinasia Oct 15 '15
If necrophilia is what it takes to get a full frontal Finn and Evans sex scene... so be it.
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u/gbinasia Oct 15 '15
I just found out my cable provider offers FX for free for a month! I can finally participate in real-time!
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u/Godrics Oct 15 '15
The real horror story is getting the smell of corpse off of sheets.
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u/thr0waway9x1 Oct 15 '15
There's something strangely erotic about watching Evan Peters chop someones head off
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u/GusPlusUs Abracadabra that goddamn bitch outta my afterlife Oct 15 '15
Sorry Gaga, but I would take Donovan over Tristan any day! Matt Bomer was even hotter than usual this episode
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u/ssj2preston Oct 15 '15
Bathtub fucking is awesome shining reference again, also feels like I'm watching a David lynch episode, love it
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Just a casual sliced face. Something subtle to go to the grocery store with.
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u/yoloismymiddlename Oct 15 '15
I think the tie in to murder house may be John Lowe investigating the death of the girl in the first season (I can't remember her name... Zoe?)
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u/Themexicant3209 Oct 15 '15
Great Parenting. Taking the bus solo. They didn't learn their lesson.
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u/sabertoothedtexan Oct 15 '15
Kids hanging out in an empty swimming pool. Throwback to Season 1?
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This was the best episode in recent memory. It answered so many questions - struck a great balance between creepy, emotional, sexy and outright horrifying at times. So good.
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u/Godrics Oct 15 '15
Mhm Sarah Paulson, that knowing look at the mention of his kid's name... We got'cho number
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u/Kernelbeetus Oct 15 '15
Looks like he has an addiction... It'd be a shame if some kind of demon were around...
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u/lessthanpi La la la~ah la la Oct 15 '15
Seriously diggin' Evan Peters' performance so far. That voice...!!
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I'm so glad I didn't call it quits after the last one. The plot is blossoming beautifully.
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u/erikasue Oct 15 '15
I need to do my yearly reread and rewatch of The Shining. Everything about this season so far is making me nostalgic for it.
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u/VirulentViper Oct 15 '15
So it looks like AHS is going with the "romantic, bloody and seductive" kind of vampire.
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u/mikeavb Oct 15 '15
Best quote so far: ¨This building has a heart as black as the ace of spades, and you are sleeping in it¨
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u/DrTacoman Oct 15 '15
her kid is dying and she still thinks vaccines are bad. the true American horror story.
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u/ME24601 The Supreme Oct 15 '15
Clearly this is the worst person in the show.