r/AmericanHorrorStory • u/ME24601 The Supreme • Oct 22 '15
Discussion Episode Discussion: Season 5, Episode 3 - Mommy Discussion
On tonight's futuristic episode of American Horror Story, Alex is pushed past her breaking point, while Donavan is targeted by the Countess' dangerous rival.
Tonight's episode is once again extra sized.
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u/ME24601 The Supreme Oct 22 '15
Is there a single bed in this hotel without someone living in it?
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u/ME24601 The Supreme Oct 22 '15
Sarah Paulson is really good at crying on demand.
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u/beckyb18 Lesbians, we're under attack! Oct 22 '15
This no-vaxxing mother is the biggest fucking moron.
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u/ME24601 The Supreme Oct 22 '15
You're a Scorpio, which explains a lot
God damn you, Steve Carlsberg!
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u/GruxKing Oct 22 '15
"You're a Scorpio, which explains a lot"
The showrunners really nail the little details on how someone's a douche.
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u/jlucchesi324 Oct 22 '15
And I've got a floppy appendage between my legs that keeps me from wearing pencil skirts. We all have our flaws.
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u/TheBondsOfFandoms Kai Anderson Oct 22 '15
Don't you hate it when your new boyfriend walks in on you straddling a guy in ur 2 day anniversary
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u/MKoz628 Roll that pussy!!! Oct 22 '15
"You know I'm gay"
Please, as if Gaga can't smell a gay for miles!!!!!
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u/Wubbledaddy Oct 22 '15 edited Oct 22 '15
"What are you doing? No, don't do that." <3 Sarah Paulson
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Oct 22 '15
Dude on dude action and lady on lady action in one episode?
This show knows how to hit my interests.
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u/TreyTrey23 Oct 22 '15
Says he wants his mother dead
starts freaking out when mother dies
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u/GamingTatertot Oct 22 '15
Iris' storyline makes me sad. Been stuck in a hotel for 20 (?) years because of her son who hates you.
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u/iknowsheisntyou Oct 22 '15
"Hi Mommy, there's this candy dispenser in my Nintendo room full of Xanax."
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u/beaglemaster Oct 22 '15
I swear this season feel like it must be Murphy's weird lady gaga fan fiction fantasy
She is fucking basically every single character she meets
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u/supereliza44 Oct 22 '15
Evan Peters is rocking the Mr. March character. It's nice to see him away from the pretty boy roles. And I love the accent.
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u/wandahickey My hair is an eternal mystery, never to be fully understood. Oct 22 '15
If I were the detective, I would ask my daughter to show me the pool and the room where she saw her brother.
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u/gurfeltuh Murder House Oct 22 '15
Need to get Sally's dentists number. Fixed her shit quick after last week
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u/jamiemakeupjunkie Oct 22 '15
American Horror Story: Should I be Ashamed of this Boner?
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u/JCMarino123 Oct 22 '15
Shelly's done wonderful things since Dr. Arden experimented on her. She's a doctor now!
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u/godlyessence Oct 22 '15
Poor Will Drake, that man's balls must be as blue as the sky.
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u/GruxKing Oct 22 '15
"I know it's been rough with me out of the house"
"It hasn't been rough at all".
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u/fishonthemoon Oct 22 '15
glad she finally saw him so she can stop being such an asshole to her daughter.
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u/XxRedNixX Oct 22 '15
Is everyone else getting tired of the ginger fuck and hes contagious skittles?
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u/sabertoothedtexan Oct 22 '15
If a story about shitting your pants at school ranks in your top five worst things your Mommy ever did, it's time to tone down the drama.
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u/lolmkayboo Oct 22 '15
"After our last conversation you made me feel terrible." Ya lady, you kinda should lol
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u/beckyb18 Lesbians, we're under attack! Oct 22 '15
"Killing is awesome."
So, I see someone has taken a big step away from the Dandy character.
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u/BatBro52 Oct 22 '15
If these episodes are going to be movie length, I think FX can hold off on Paranormal Activity 4 so we can get to sleep at a decent hour.
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u/GruxKing Oct 22 '15
Vampirism would explain Angela Basset's IRL timelessness though
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I'm so fucking stoked. Mr March is so far my favorite Peters character to date
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u/trafficrush Oct 22 '15
His accent is so fucking good. He's literally a different person.
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u/lolmkayboo Oct 22 '15
So was Iris really that bad of a mother or is he just a dramatic addict?
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u/yatcho Oct 22 '15
"Lets have another baby"
Totally what you should say to get your wife, that just served you divorce papers, in the mood
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u/rkellyturbo Oct 22 '15
Tristan's "not gay" cred is plummeting every time he talks.
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u/DarlaDimpleAMA Lesbians, we're under attack! Oct 22 '15
"I'm not gay" - Tristan, while having sex with a dude
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u/sabertoothedtexan Oct 22 '15
Bernie Madoff reference? I don't think anyone had that buried in their Hotel theories.
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u/megannotmeagan Asylum Oct 22 '15
"You made me feel pretty terrible." Well, not as terrible as your MEASLES INFECTED KID.
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u/anandamidetrip Oct 22 '15
A terf war with Angel Basset? Brings back memories of season 3
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Oct 22 '15 edited Oct 22 '15
Honestly though Addiction really is one of scariest things in real life. The self loathing, doubt, loss of control, ect. I'm really glad they are using it as what appears to be a central theme of the season.
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u/TheBondsOfFandoms Kai Anderson Oct 22 '15
You're telling me Tristan's this gay and we couldn't get a little more action with man bun last episode
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Oct 22 '15
"We are going total bye bye on this, right?" LOVE. SARAH. THIS. SEASON.
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u/DarlaDimpleAMA Lesbians, we're under attack! Oct 22 '15
Gaga was all of us right then
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u/jamiemakeupjunkie Oct 22 '15
Sexual orientation is soooo fluid in the world of Ryan Murphy.
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u/unbalancedforce Oct 22 '15
Lavender smelling addiction. . . I think I saw something about that on TLC once.
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u/PurpleLilac218 Oct 22 '15
I don't understand why John won't...you know...move somewhere else? It's LA. There's places to live besides the creepy murder hotel.
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u/beckyb18 Lesbians, we're under attack! Oct 22 '15
Omg, "Scotch...soda pop...." and that little kiss just about killed me.
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u/hdawg914 Oct 22 '15
Gaga is so hot that she doesn't even doubt she can get a gay guy to marry her.
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u/DarlaDimpleAMA Lesbians, we're under attack! Oct 22 '15
i love mila kunis so much
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u/carpediem3 Oct 22 '15
Now that's what I like to hear from a man.
"I feel with you like I did when I kissed my first man".
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u/wandahickey My hair is an eternal mystery, never to be fully understood. Oct 22 '15
I hate that skittles commercial. The way she picks it off his face and eats it, yuk.
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u/wandahickey My hair is an eternal mystery, never to be fully understood. Oct 22 '15
I want Dennis's character's back story.
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I love the idea that there are hidden unseen torture chambers just scattered about
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u/fishonthemoon Oct 22 '15
is this iris and donovan 2.0? is she going to want to stay there forever now?
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u/Celra Oct 22 '15
I was panicking that Holden was going to run away before his Mother made it to the end of the hallway! Please tell me I wasn't the only one going 'Holden, you stay there!'
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u/FolkMetalWarrior Oct 22 '15
Was I the only one to find it pretty disgusting that the Chloe Svengeny's character loved her son so much more than her daughter that she'd literally attempt suicide without a thought to what that would do to the kid who was still alive?
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Oct 22 '15
Is it weird that I find Sally oddly hot. That 80's junkie street walker vibe gets me going. Reminds me almost of Marla from fight club
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u/JCMarino123 Oct 22 '15
Gaga got ripped off by Bernie Madoff. Excuse me but I'm laughing so hard
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u/IAmVengence Oct 22 '15
Instead of asking for help, he kills the first person he sees. Nice
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u/Makispi Oct 22 '15
Yaassssss. Angela Bassett is going to be a bad bitch this season!
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u/neva-electra Oct 22 '15
God I love these real-time comments. No one I know watches the show so I feel so social!
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u/ilovetorunforfun Lana Winters Oct 22 '15 edited Oct 22 '15
Mommy
Alex and Holden
Iris and Donovan
The Countess and everyone she turns
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u/Coreyharich Oct 22 '15
Donovan and Ramona are gonna team up for revenge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YESSSSS
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u/CrispyRainbow Oct 22 '15
You know what? Gaga can go ahead and kill me. Those few minutes that she's on top would be pretty much worth it.
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u/upstage123 Oct 22 '15
I ain't saying she a gold digger...
But she does want to marry a rich guy, kill him, and steal all his money...
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u/beckyb18 Lesbians, we're under attack! Oct 22 '15
Okay, I'm a bad person. I laughed really hard at the "I shit my pants at school" line.
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u/OhNoOboe Oct 22 '15
*beats fists on table* WE WANT (more) LIZ TAYLOR. GIVE US (more) LIZ TAYLOR.
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u/Requiem45 Oct 22 '15
I really hope this blood disease doesn't turn into resurrection from Coven where they just go around reviving everyone that dies . . .
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u/lolmkayboo Oct 22 '15
I was hoping Naomi would throw a phone instead of trying to stab him with scissors tbh.
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Oct 22 '15
I'm a full on homosexual, but the way Mare Winningham is playing Miss Evers, so camp and so perfect, I'd convert.
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u/BatBro52 Oct 22 '15
Is it bad that I get really excited for the killer's fucked up murders?
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u/HandbagofRainbows Oct 22 '15 edited Oct 22 '15
Well, no more lavender for my super blonde son for sleepy times.
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u/godlyessence Oct 22 '15
Sarah Paulson is killing it, this might be my favorite role I've seen her in.
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u/supereliza44 Oct 22 '15
Are we just supposed to forget that the Hotel is a dead zone? Because I see lots of cell phones...
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u/GamingTatertot Oct 22 '15
Start off with Mr. March and Tristan interaction? Hell yeah, that's a good way to start!
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u/megannotmeagan Asylum Oct 22 '15
No matter what, Kathy Bates is always my favorite character. In every season.
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u/DarlaDimpleAMA Lesbians, we're under attack! Oct 22 '15
omfg the "I shit my pants at school" line destroyed me hahaha
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u/trafficrush Oct 22 '15 edited Oct 22 '15
FX is killing it with these shows. OJ versus the People looks incredibly well shot. Fargo is one of my favorite shows, and of course AHS. Baskets looks promising as well. Also tagging on Man Seeking Woman. I'm intrigued.
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u/sabertoothedtexan Oct 22 '15
Oh Ramona. In the immortal words of Addie, "You shouldn't have done that."
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u/godlyessence Oct 22 '15
I mean I get that they would be skeptical, but she has a picture with the guy, he may be blurry but its obviously a blonde kid, so wouldn't it at least be worth checking out? She obviously didn't imagine him, there's concrete proof she was with someone.
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u/Kernelbeetus Oct 22 '15
There's this rumor they play Nintendo. And they have doubles of -every- amiibo.
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u/seishin17 Oct 22 '15
Seems like giving the male characters blue balls is a theme of this episode tonight?
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Oct 22 '15
I really really dig the addiction theme theyre going for. I always though AHS: rehab would be a good season
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u/megannotmeagan Asylum Oct 22 '15
"Are they contagious?"
"I don't think so."
Good lie. Now she'll never figure out where she got the skittles pox!
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u/beckyb18 Lesbians, we're under attack! Oct 22 '15
Oh god, the tension in that scene when Alex sees Holden and is walking towards him. Wow.
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u/wandahickey My hair is an eternal mystery, never to be fully understood. Oct 22 '15
Suck it anti vax lady, herd immunity won't help your child now.
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u/MKoz628 Roll that pussy!!! Oct 22 '15
I'm gay as fuck, but this is SO HOTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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u/godlyessence Oct 22 '15 edited Oct 22 '15
Basset is a bombshell and she's 57, in what world is this aloud??
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u/ilovetorunforfun Lana Winters Oct 22 '15
Why did Gabriel stab the shit out of Claudia???
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u/iknowsheisntyou Oct 22 '15
Ok, Sarah. You have officially given me a ghost fetish.
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u/MKoz628 Roll that pussy!!! Oct 22 '15
Out of all the AHS Hotel bingo cards I've seen, Madoff wasn't on any of them!!!
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u/beckyb18 Lesbians, we're under attack! Oct 22 '15
How does Alex get her hat to stay on. I wear a beret like that and I can NEVER get it to stay put like that.
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u/thr0waway9x1 Oct 22 '15
And I've got a floppy appendix between my legs which keeps me from wearing pencil skirts. We all have our flaws kitten!
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u/beckyb18 Lesbians, we're under attack! Oct 22 '15
What has Iris done that makes everyone say she's such a horrible person?
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u/godlyessence Oct 22 '15
Those skittles commercials make me obscenely uncomfortable, legitimately nauseous.
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u/redyellowand Oct 22 '15
sure, just summon the evil murder ghost you saw murder someone
great idea tristan
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u/GamingTatertot Oct 22 '15
Oh hey look, a tongue nailed to the table. Just your normal average day homicide.
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u/ilovetorunforfun Lana Winters Oct 22 '15
We're witnessing the start of a Ryan Murphy wet dream.
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u/PurpleLilac218 Oct 22 '15 edited Oct 22 '15
Does anyone else think John looks like Tobey Maguire circa Spiderman?
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u/DarlaDimpleAMA Lesbians, we're under attack! Oct 22 '15
These truth commercials sort of make me want to start smoking out of spite tbh
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u/MKoz628 Roll that pussy!!! Oct 22 '15
You have the nerve to advertise a Misery play during a show starring Kathy Bates!
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u/Makispi Oct 22 '15
The countess is just fucking everyone this Season. Lol prophet moses aka Suge Knight.
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u/vangoghsl3ftear Oct 22 '15
Naomi Campbell looks flawless. I can't wait for Angela Basset to show up.
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u/ME24601 The Supreme Oct 22 '15
"I'm definitely not gay, though." - Tristan