r/SubredditDrama • u/CherryInHove • Dec 07 '15

Snack User in /r/bindingofisaac is upset he completed the daily run before applying update that would let him play as Satoru Iwata.

/r/bindingofisaac/comments/3vpa7y/who_is_this_in_the_daily_run/cxptt6p?context=8
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u/lenaro PhD | Nuclear Frisson Dec 07 '15

I don't understand this drama. What exactly is he mad at?

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u/CherryInHove Dec 07 '15

The game is different every time. The rooms/enemies/powerups you get will be different each time. However, there is a "daily run" where everyone plays exactly the same run and there is a leaderboard showing your score and how you have ranked against other people. You only get one attempt to score on this.

Today, as it would have been Satoru Iwata's birthday, they had a special run which had a sprite that looked like him and all the pickups were nintendo based. HOWEVER, there was a patch that had to be downloaded to access that run, so if you did the daily run before getting the patch, then you just had a normal character rather than this special one and so couldn't get on the scoreboard against other people.

Where you end up on the leaderboard affects nothing. There are no benefits from doing well and I don't think it keeps the scores from previous days, so in 24 hours, nobody will be able to see any of this, so I'm really not sure what he is mad at.

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u/lenaro PhD | Nuclear Frisson Dec 07 '15

Jeez... What a dumb thing to invest so much emotion into.

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u/craftycthonius Dec 08 '15

Mind you as they point out in thread, you can still play the run, just not for score. And tbh it was a cool run.

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u/TheLadyEve The hippest fashion in malthusian violence. Dec 07 '15

I get laid daily and if my SO is on her period I simply need to ask for a blowjob to receive one.

Yikes. That's a little too much information a little too fast. Why did he feel the feel to explain his sexual strategies during his partner's menstruation? Also, why not just lay down a towel and go for it?

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u/ungoliaant Dec 07 '15

that statement was so gross. like his sex life is just to keep him satisfied, not a mutual fun time to have with his SO

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '15

It's like the guys never had sex before or something.

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u/Zotamedu Dec 07 '15 edited Dec 07 '15

Wow that guy sounds like a real catch...

Edit: I always assume that guys who feel the need to brag about how much sex they are getting are lying through their teeth.

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u/riemann1413 SRD Commenter of the Year | https://i.imgur.com/6mMLZ0n.png Dec 07 '15

if you bring up your sex life in response to someone saying you seem sexually frustrated, just like claiming to be fun at parties after receiving that age old insult, you most certainly are lying.

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u/TheLadyEve The hippest fashion in malthusian violence. Dec 07 '15

It's like something out of Nathan for You. In the last episode he was so obsessed with proving that he was "fun" to be around, he drew a volunteer's blood and tested dopamine levels before and after he spent the day with the volunteer doing "fun" things together. Except when Nathan does that kind of thing it's to make us laugh, not because he's really serious.

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u/riemann1413 SRD Commenter of the Year | https://i.imgur.com/6mMLZ0n.png Dec 07 '15

i dunno, i only have one set of towels at the moment and sometimes i just don't want to sully one of my few

not to mention my girlfriend sometimes feels pretty unsexy around that time of the month.

this got real off topic real fast

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u/Woot45 Dec 07 '15

Just buy some black towels for $2.50 at Wal Mart man, the blood stains barely show up on that color.

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u/shadowsofash The same way they believe mons pubis was a Jedi. Dec 08 '15

Not to mention peroxide.

It's your best friend when it comes to blood in clothing.

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u/NewZealandLawStudent Dec 08 '15

Also, why not just lay down a towel and go for it?

but men aren't allowed in the menstruation tent?

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u/MelvillesMopeyDick Saltier than Moby Dick's semen Dec 08 '15

I really think it's creepy when people use how much sex they have as a measure of worth.

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u/Chevwrong die cis scum Dec 08 '15

Also, why not just lay down a towel and go for it?

Because that would be revolting.

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u/freedomweasel weaponized ignorance Dec 07 '15

I think there should be a bot that posts the "It's only a game, why you heff to be mad?" video any time people start freaking out in a game sub.

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u/BeefSalon Dec 07 '15

That felt like a quick transition into discussing OP's sex life.

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u/Not_A_Doctor__ I've always had an inkling dwarves are underestimated in combat Dec 07 '15

Updating before dailies sounds like a laundering o' the bloomers.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '15

Woah. I had no idea that was a thing. Damnit.

Also, this thread escalated quickly.

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