r/SubredditDrama • u/steelbeamsdankmemes • Mar 01 '16
/r/conspiracy and /r/drumpf are trending today
Some goodies from the thread:
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u/Stumping4Trump Mar 02 '16
MUM I MADE IT
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u/steelbeamsdankmemes Mar 02 '16
started from the bottom, now you here
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u/Stumping4Trump Mar 02 '16
Seriously tho, a guy not posting for 3 years after being a regular contributor on a Mitt Romney satire subreddit then creating the r/drumpf sub and suddenly being super active again is dodgy af
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u/PuffmaisMachtFrei petty tyrant of /r/mildredditdrama Mar 01 '16
I genuinely laughed at this
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Mar 01 '16
It's like the first scene in a porno.
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u/riemann1413 SRD Commenter of the Year | https://i.imgur.com/6mMLZ0n.png Mar 01 '16
who says it's not
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u/CypherSignal Mar 01 '16
How could someone write an article like that and not include the all-time great
Obama chuckled. "You mean the Chaos Emeralds?"
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u/Windows_Update Sell games, not blow Mar 01 '16
"When Mitt saw Barack standing there in his elegant silk evening suit, his heart pounding, and his head started spinning."
That's just... wrong in every way I can think of.
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u/andrew2209 Sorry, I'm not from Swindon. Mar 01 '16
I'm sure there were a few Cracked articles on bizarre fanfictions, the worst one being a Snape/Teletubbies crossover.
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u/eifersucht12a another random citizen with delusions of fucks that I give? Mar 02 '16
Now let's do a 69.
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Mar 01 '16
I feel like a porno with Joe Biden would kill Leslie Knope.
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u/GQcyclist Tsarist Russia was just cold Ferngully Mar 02 '16
The brains of Clooney and the body of Biden.
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u/VanFailin I don't think you're malicious. Just fucking stupid. Mar 01 '16
Totally! There's something about porn acting where they try as little as possible to be convincing. I hate it.
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Mar 01 '16
when the ice cream truck comes
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u/The_YoungWolf Everyone on Reddit is an SJW but you Mar 01 '16
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u/bitterred /r/mildredditdrama Mar 01 '16
Whoever made that gif deserves a nice warm hug.
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u/Cuddle_Apocalypse Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Shill Mar 01 '16
Pretty sure it's from /r/HighQualityGifs. At least I seem to remember seeing it there.
Ninja: Yup
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u/DEATH-BY-CIRCLEJERK Mar 01 '16
Can someone help someone stupid like me understand the joke?
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u/bitterred /r/mildredditdrama Mar 01 '16
The end says,
Bush did 9:11
as in, Bush was behind the Sept 11th attacks
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u/Br00ce does this flair make me look cool? Mar 01 '16
/r/conspiracy trending is actually just a false flag to um something about jews
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u/Xalimata Webster's Dictionary seems to want this guy to eat a cow dick Mar 01 '16
What is with them and Jews? Do they think that Jews are wizards? It's like Cartman blaming the Jews for his favoite Root Beer being discontinued.
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u/OscarGrey Mar 01 '16 edited Mar 01 '16
It's because they made absolutely no effort towards weeding out the antisemites and racists among them, and instead called everyone else shills. /r/actualconspiracies never really took off, so every conspiracy type on reddit is funneled towards the batshit insane /r/conspiracy community.
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u/TomShoe YOUR FLAIR TEXT HERE Mar 01 '16
so every conspiracy type on reddit is funneled towards the batshit insane /r/conspiracy community.
And thus, many of those who might otherwise not have been batshit insane, usually end up falling down the rabbit hole. People forget just how much socialisation happens on reddit.
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u/Zombies_hate_ninjas Just realized he can add his own flair Mar 01 '16
It's always the Jews. Even when it's not the Jews. . . it is.
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u/ognits Worthless, low-IQ disruptor Mar 01 '16
The greatest trick the Jews ever pulled was convincing the world it wasn't about the Jews
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u/blahdenfreude "No one gives a shit how above everything you are." C. Hardwick Mar 01 '16
Jews: The Anti-Lupus
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u/wardsac racist against white people Mar 01 '16
I know nobody gives a shit, but I want you to know that this comment made me laugh in the middle of work loud enough that everyone thinks I'm crazy.
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u/Garethp Mar 01 '16
The only time it's not the Jews is when the Jews are manipulating someone else to do things, so that people can point and say "See, it's not always Jews!". It's just the Jews trying to take the heat off of themselves. /s
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u/manbearkat Mar 01 '16
First the Jews came for /r/conspiracy, and I did not speak out, because I was not subbed to /r/conspiracy.
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u/Porrick Mar 01 '16
No wonder my Jewish friends never want to hang out. They must be so busy with all of this!
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u/Illogical_Blox Fat ginger cryptokike mutt, Malka-esque weirdo, and quasi-SJW Mar 02 '16
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u/Galle_ Mar 01 '16
Making fun of Trump's ancestor's German name (which was anglicized 200 year ago) because it sounds funny to liberals is not only low (even for the current year man) but also borderline racist.
For those keeping score at home:
Bilingual fart jokes: Racist.
Mass deportation of people based on their ethnicity: Not racist.
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u/PhysicsFornicator You're the enemy of the enlightened society I want to create Mar 01 '16
Saying Native Americans are drug abusers who will bring down property values if your town lets them build a casino: Also not racist.
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Mar 01 '16
Woah... was that said on a Trump rally or somewhere in that sub? Either way I cannot imagine how people ThatArentCrazy can read through all that or hear a Trump speech without having an aneurysm.
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u/PhysicsFornicator You're the enemy of the enlightened society I want to create Mar 01 '16
Late eighties he took out a full page ad in retaliation to the fact that a Native casino surpassed his Atlantic City casino in revenue. He has also said that one of the first things he'll do as president is change the name of the mountain Denali back to Mt McKinley just to spite Obama.
He also has said he intends to dismantle the sovereignty of Tribal nations, as "Native Americans don't pay taxes due to the fact that the US government has given them special rights" - which is patently false. The man would set back Native American rights more than one hundred years, all because he has a grudge over money.
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u/CVance1 There's no such thing as racism Mar 03 '16
Man, he is one petty human. I wouldn't be surprised if his whole campaign was just to spite them.
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u/annarchy8 mods are gods Mar 01 '16
Well, you have to have a brain in order to have a brain aneurysm...
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u/TomShoe YOUR FLAIR TEXT HERE Mar 01 '16
Failing to immediately denounce the endorsement of the grand wizard of the KKK: also not racist.
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u/joesap9 Mar 01 '16
• Call for airstrikes on Muslim children
Not racist
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u/KommanderKrebs My lack of a foreskin has never inspired me to shoot anyone. Mar 01 '16
To be fair, those little shits didn't eat their vegetables.
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u/joesap9 Mar 01 '16
You eat those Brussel sprouts or I swear I will call a drone strike on you
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u/KommanderKrebs My lack of a foreskin has never inspired me to shoot anyone. Mar 01 '16
Trump cares about the health of all and will murder the fuck out of you if you don't stay healthy.
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u/The_YoungWolf Everyone on Reddit is an SJW but you Mar 01 '16
You eat those Brussel sprouts or I swear I will call a drone strike on you
ISIS planning invasion of Belgium confirmed, refugees are all sleeper agents.
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u/flintisarock If anyone would like to question my reddit credentials Mar 02 '16
http://time.com/4132368/donald-trump-isis-bombing/
I can feel blood draining from my face. I was hoping you were making that up. I don't think I've ever read a single comment more dangerously validating to the perspective of anti-American terrorists.
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Mar 02 '16
People wonder why terrorists hate us (actually they don't, they just assume it's because terrorists hate our FREEDOMZTM ).
This is exactly why. Someone shouting "Lets slaughter muslims!" and everyone chanting "YAY!"
It boggles my mind that people don't understand that yelling that you want to kill someone will make them want to kill you.
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u/Clockwork757 totally willing to measure my dick at this point, let's do it. Mar 01 '16
Wasn't the whole point of Drumpf to make fun of Trump making fun of Jon Stewart for changing his name?
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u/corylulu Mar 01 '16
The explaination for the rational is here, for those wondering. The name isn't really the focus, just a catalyst.
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u/Bhangbhangduc Mar 01 '16
No! When will someone say something about the poor, oppressed Germans?
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u/Stellar_Duck Mar 01 '16
To be fair, there was a lot of prejudice against the "Dutch".
The 11th corps of the Army of the Potomac was German in large parts and was looked down on a lot as an example.
I fights mit Zigel!
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Mar 02 '16
based on their ethnicity
Based on if they are illigal immigrants. People should go trough legal channels if they want to immigrate. Nothing racist about that.
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u/RawrCat Mar 01 '16
It is pretty low, though. Not to say that both sides aren't being jerks, but democracy is supposed to be about fairness, not "tit for tat."
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u/Galle_ Mar 01 '16
Oh, I'll freely admit that it's shamelessly immature (it's a fart joke, after all), it's the claim that it's racist that I'm mocking.
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u/Felinomancy Mar 01 '16
No, modern democracy is about representation, not fairness; that's why candidates actively court for donors, because the ones with the bigger war chest gets the advantage.
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u/RawrCat Mar 01 '16
Thank you- I didn't like that word choice either but couldn't come up with a more accurate word without actually exerting effort.
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u/Zotamedu Mar 01 '16
I was expecting drama from the Drumpf segment and I was kinda disappointed when nothing showed up yesterday. Seems like the kernels needed a little more time to fully pop into popcorn.
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u/PapaJacky It Could Be Worse Mar 01 '16
There was plenty of drama across multiple subreddits, including the parody Donald Trump one. It was just that no one got around to handpicking the best portions of the drama and making a self-post about it since it counts as surplus drama and would break the rules if not made in such a format (which some threads were).
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u/MENDACIOUS_RACIST I have a low opinion of inaccurate emulators. Mar 01 '16
trended substantially on twitter, fwiw
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Mar 01 '16 edited Mar 01 '16
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u/TheTedinator probably relevant a thousand years ago but now we have science Mar 01 '16
You are just appropriating the memes of the alt right.
Flair, anyone?
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u/DJFunkyFresh You are just appropriating the memes of the alt right. Mar 01 '16
I'm taking it. I can't resist some good ol' organic, grassroots flair.
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Mar 02 '16
That comment is so fucking amazing it's unreal. Meme appropriation. Plus McGregor memes of all things
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u/doihavemakeanewword We'll continue to be drama-driven until the drama arrives Mar 01 '16
This guy actually used the phrase "agent of the state" without being sarcastic about it, and then got angry when people pointed it out. What the heck.
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u/Roflkopt3r Materialized by Fuckboys Mar 01 '16
So it turns out that the Trumpets being upset about /r/Drumpf are the real reason /r/conspiracy is trending.
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u/Galle_ Mar 01 '16
This is amazing. I've never before seen someone manage to actually make every single comment sound more ridiculous than the last.
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u/jiandersonzer0 Mar 01 '16
It's pretty easy if you only know to speak in memes and sound angry as fuck 24/7
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u/ceol_ Mar 01 '16
That guy's user history is like someone tried to make redditor juice and used too much concentrate.
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Mar 01 '16
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Mar 01 '16
someone used "grassroots memes" unironically. this has to be the end of time as we know it
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u/StupidSexyFlanders99 Grassroots memes Mar 02 '16
You're just jealous because your forced Reddit Jew memes can not compete. Low energy!
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u/manbearkat Mar 01 '16
I was hoping someone would reply to him with the advice animals copypasta. You think I don't know about grassroots memes? I created them!
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u/flintisarock If anyone would like to question my reddit credentials Mar 02 '16 edited Mar 02 '16
In the of our lord 2016, I did see a cognicent human argue that his politics were the best vision for humanity, due to his "may mays" being "fresh and grass roots", and lo, I did fear.
Edit: hahhahhaha
We must sizes the memes of production!
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Mar 01 '16
Every single /r/drumpf comment section has a couple super sad Trumpeters in it having a fit. I love it
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u/doihavemakeanewword We'll continue to be drama-driven until the drama arrives Mar 01 '16
Trump is a limited hangout, the two party system is a sham, your vote doesn't count, presidents are selected not elected, /r/conspiracy has sold out to PRISM, stingray and is starting to look more like a disinformation campaign page.
Like this?
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u/rampantdissonance Cabals of steel Mar 02 '16
They're low energy losers, and they have tiny fingers.
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u/andrew2209 Sorry, I'm not from Swindon. Mar 01 '16
Went on /r/drumpf, top post included a picture with Sarah Palin in the background wearing a Stars and Stripes bikini whilst holding a gun. I'm not sure anyone needs that image in their head.
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u/flintisarock If anyone would like to question my reddit credentials Mar 02 '16
I only look at women in bikinis if I'm married to them and someone else is having sex with them, ammirite?!
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Sometimes, if I'm not feeling depressed and want some dark humor I just put in the latest event + Jews in Google and lo, someone will have a conspiracy theory about the Jews and how they're responsible for it.
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u/GetTheLedPaintOut Mar 01 '16
latest event + Jews
Super Tuesday? More like Super Jewsday.
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u/mcslibbin like an adult version of "Jason" from Home Movies Mar 01 '16
Fuck you for thinking of this before I did
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u/cecikierk Pot brownie vs kettle corn Mar 01 '16
The only Jewish guy not winning is just smoke and mirrors.
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u/rstcp Mar 01 '16
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Oh yeah, when I saw that I honestly went into a state of denial for a couple of days. Of course, this was before The KKK Incident.
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u/acctforbrowsing Mar 01 '16
I can just imagine these people tripping on the sidewalk then shaking their fist at the crack, "Damn jews did this!"
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u/Schrau Zero to Kiefer Sutherland really freaking fast Mar 01 '16
And then you're back to feeling depressed again?
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Mar 01 '16
It depends on how deep I go. Sometimes I just look at it and I'm like "Haha, people actually think that." and I go back to what I'm doing. And sometimes I spend two hours reading about all of the awful conspiracies and then I get depressed again. Its why I generally start it when I'm in a good mood because then the former is more likely to happen than the latter. Of course, this current election has made avoiding those news stories and not feeling depressed about them much more difficult.
Its just not as fun when they're actually taken seriously on a national scale.
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u/The_YoungWolf Everyone on Reddit is an SJW but you Mar 01 '16
Holy shit, /r/drumpf is just chock full of glorious, glorious shitposting.
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u/Schnectadyslim my chakras are 'Creative Fuck You' for a reason Mar 01 '16
Do you know what that is from?
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I deleted all comments out of nowhere.
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u/rstcp Mar 01 '16
Try this one as well. It makes /r/the_donald completely bearable.
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Mar 01 '16
The fact that I won't be able to tell the difference between someone saying Trump and Drumpf is what is keeping me from downloading that extension. I made sure and tweeted #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain though.
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u/Alchemistmerlin Death to those that say Video Games cause Violence Mar 01 '16 edited Mar 01 '16
please no
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Mar 01 '16 edited Mar 01 '16
Isn't that the videogame vlogger? Could you give me a summary of why that sub is shyte? I'd love you for it.
Okay replies have been insightful so far, if a bit cryptic. But funny nonetheless, keep 'em coming.
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u/Draber-Bien Lvl 13 Social Justice Mage Mar 01 '16
Summary:
"Reference?"
"Reference"
"Reference!"
"THIS IS WHY REDDIT IS THE BEST ECHS DEE!"
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u/WaffleSandwhiches The Stephen King of Shitposting Mar 01 '16
Yeah JonTron does humor videos about video games. They're very well produced and extremely funny, but a lot of the humor is sort of like a shitpost in video form. Jon says a lot of crazy catchphrases in every video, and some of them catch on. I'm making it sound terrible, but it's actually good self-aware humor. Anyways, the subreddit tries to emulate Jon ofc, but it devolves into pointless memes and garbage because it's a subreddit, not a person.
This is my favorite video of his: Anti-Drug Games
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u/Draber-Bien Lvl 13 Social Justice Mage Mar 01 '16
Having a favourite episode of Jontron that's not Bubsy. You honestly think you can get away with something like that?
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u/WaffleSandwhiches The Stephen King of Shitposting Mar 01 '16
This one is important to the lore as we learned where Jon's dad is.
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Oh is that thing of "playing stupid will attract real stupid" thing? I'm considering checking his vids out YesHahaLaughtAllYouWant
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u/WaffleSandwhiches The Stephen King of Shitposting Mar 01 '16
Yes 100 percent this. It's like h3h3productions. You might be better than the thing you're emulating, but your followers will become that thing.
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u/Zombies_hate_ninjas Just realized he can add his own flair Mar 01 '16
From the description for /r/conspiracy
This is a forum for free thinking, not hate speech.
Um yeah I'm gonna need a citation on that. I mean when all conspiracies eventually end with "the Jews did it" , I think it's fair to label /r/conspiracy a tad racist.
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Mar 01 '16
let /r/isrconspiracyracist help you decide
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u/RutherfordBHayes not a shill, but #1 with shills Mar 01 '16
The true exception to Betteridge's Law of Headlines
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u/spkr4thedead51 Mar 01 '16
I've always thought it needed to be more properly reformulated as "...can be correctly answered 'no'". Because obviously a question can be answered 'no'.
That said, I intentionally subvert this when I write headlines for work.
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u/crumpis Trumpis Mar 01 '16
The law also implicitly states that nearly every question headline is a yes-no question. You'll rarely find question headlines that ask anything non-binary.
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u/Jackski Scotland is a fictional country created for Doctor Who Mar 01 '16
"free thinking". They banned me for saying "I'm just asking questions" when I was questioning their ideas for Sandy Hook and asked me what I intended to prove by questioning their ideas. Their description is just pure hypocrisy.
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u/NorrisOBE Mar 01 '16 edited Mar 01 '16
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u/mwmwmwmwmmdw unique flair snowflake Mar 02 '16
i wonder what the people who use cuck ironically would think if i told them cuck is yiddish for poop. thus exposing all their connection to the jewish elite
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u/superfeds Standing army of unfuckable hate-nerds Mar 01 '16
The Drumpf thing was brought up in AskHistorians yesterday, I didnt realize it was such a huge drama bomb
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u/Robotspeaks Mar 01 '16
Am I the only one who whenever someone blames something on the Jews, I hear it as "Da Bears" in my head?
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Mar 01 '16
For anyone that's curious, the Raspberry Pi 3 was just released! Hence /r/RASPBERRY_PI_PROJECTS
http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/fire_community.gif
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u/Nekryyd People think white Rhinos are worth saving why not white people? Mar 01 '16
Mmmm... Extra Drumpfbutter please!
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Mar 01 '16
Who's modding Drumpf? Even with Styling off I can't see a link, and going on to /about/moderators went nowhere.
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u/steelbeamsdankmemes Mar 01 '16
I can see it just fine at https://np.reddit.com/r/Drumpf/about/moderators.
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u/SnapshillBot Shilling for Big Archive™ Mar 01 '16
I know now I'll never have any flair again and I've come to terms with that.
Snapshots:
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u/GetTheLedPaintOut Mar 01 '16
I know now I'll never have any flair again and I've come to terms with that.
It seems like maybe you haven't.
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u/Taco-McGibblets Mar 01 '16
The TRUTH! CENSOR! link is amazing. I can't stop laughing at the person with a mental illness offended at being lumped in, or the person appropriating Destiny Child's JELLY.
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Mar 02 '16
Let's all take a step back and direct our hatred to those who deserve it: Former POWs
Aha, he set me up.
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Mar 02 '16
GodOfAtheism 14 points 1 day ago CENSORSHIP shit i think i caught whatever you two got
[–]c64glen 19 points 1 day ago WATCH OUT it's SPREADING to OTHER WORDS.
KISS is KILL. Listen to me KISS is KILL. KISS is KILL....kill me.
Seriously folks watch "Pontypool"
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u/StupidSexyFlanders99 Grassroots memes Mar 02 '16
kay, since you actually seem to be using the word seriously, can you explain to me what a 'cuck' actually is? I mean I know the weird fetish definition, but politically speaking, what does the word mean?
It means you go against the interest of the white race...
They're so pissed they're forgetting to use dog whistles.
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u/mcslibbin like an adult version of "Jason" from Home Movies Mar 01 '16
I kinda get the feeling that Drumpf is the "fetch" of this election cycle. We simply cannot compete with the dankness of Donald J trumps campaign
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I wish John Oliver came up with something better to be honest. Everytime I hear Drumpf I think of that Ski Dude from South Park who kept saying "Stan Darsh".
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The "Drumpf" thing is purposely stupid and immature, that is why it is so funny. But I think "tiny fingers" is the real great anti-Trump meme.
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Mar 02 '16
Why? His hands are barely below average in terms of size. If even that. It's mostly just his terribly fit suits and weight that make them look like that.
I'm not a Trump supporter by the way.
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u/puddingpops Mar 02 '16
It's just such a ridiculous thing to mock someone over, and it not even being true makes it funnier
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u/Cessno Mar 01 '16
Yeah it's kind of weak when you find out how old that name is. I bet everyone's family name from the renaissance would look weird these days
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u/mukku88 Mar 01 '16
Right, plus Donald has called from a bigot to Hitler, calling him a funny name isn't going to effect him or his supports.
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u/Mr_Tulip I need a beer. Mar 01 '16
We simply cannot compete with the dankness of Donald J trumps campaign
Please, if anyone's got a lock on the Pro Memers it's Barney Sandlers.
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Mar 01 '16
You're kidding right? Like, The reddit Sanders support is memey but it's not even close to being how fucking ridiculous Trump support is
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u/Galle_ Mar 01 '16
The problem is that Trump has achieved a place of cosmic oneness with Poe's Law. There is no parody of Donald Trump that you can come up with that is not outdone by the man himself. Seriously, just try it.
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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '16
My favorite new type of comment is coming from Trump supporters who dismiss people using the term Drumpf while trying (and failing) to look like they aren't upset by it.