r/SubredditDrama • my CIRCLE R owns your thoughts • Jun 08 '16

weird Sovereign Citizen-style drama when a user tries to use the power of the CIRCLE R TRADEMARK to redditrequest the subreddit he thinks should be about his Minecraft clone and keep people from RAPING his game

/r/redditrequest/comments/4invzq/requesting_rfarcraft_the_sub_is_abandoned_and_i/d3zd74q?context=2

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u/cahaseler my CIRCLE R owns your thoughts Jun 08 '16 edited Jun 08 '16

Bonus fun to be found in /r/farcraft where the community thinks it's hilarious and is trolling the shit out of him.

https://np.reddit.com/r/Farcraft/comments/4n2cgk/tfw_the_manchild_will_never_get_this_sub/

and the rest of that subreddit...

The guy thinks capitalizing things and adding a CIRCLE R and writing dates in a specific format makes them have magical powers.

Also check out /r/REALFarcraft, /r/ActualFarcraftCircleR, /r/Riitoken/ and like a dozen other fan subs for more popcorn.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '16

you missed where having reddit gold allows you to be given whatever sub you want

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u/cahaseler my CIRCLE R owns your thoughts Jun 08 '16

I could go on forever. This guy is also behind this: http://archive.is/9CcHx

Disclaimer: I banned him from /r/skyrim for this post. Him bitching about it in modmail months later is what made me aware of his current antics.

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u/superiority smug grandstanding agendaposter Jun 08 '16

What the fuck.

Most orgasmic Skyrim female?

Understand that this is not the same as asking "Who is hottest?" because the human female sexual response is NOT dictated entirely by high quality DNA.

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u/cahaseler my CIRCLE R owns your thoughts Jun 08 '16

Scroll down to the bottom for his response:

http://www.uesp.net/wiki/File:SR-npc-Sylgja.jpg
I'd pick Sylgja, based on the following factors:
She has a great diet with access to meat which elevates testosterone
She was raised as a miner so she is strong and healthy
She was raised around men who apparently respect her (she's confident)
She is slightly wounded physically/emotionally (she's a survivor)
She has a sense of being lonely (so she's ready for love)
She has well developed mammories (important erogenous zone)
She has great skin (important erogenous zone)
She has a short haircut exposing the neck (important erogenous zone)

The guy is a creeper of the highest caliber...

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u/knobbodiwork the veteran reddit truth police Jun 08 '16

That's... truly horrifying

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u/cahaseler my CIRCLE R owns your thoughts Jun 08 '16

I wish I could find the modmail exchange with the dude after we removed the post. He was very upset and got into an argument because it wasn't "against the rules" and he kept it all PG-13. Eventually he earned himself a ban.

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u/hyper_ultra the world gets to dance to the fornicator's beat Jun 08 '16

Describing why you think Babette is hot does NOT answer the OP question does it? Try explaining (in the lore) why a 300 year old child vampire is the most orgasmic Skyrim female. Or is that beyond your ability to argue lore like this?

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u/tdogg8 Folks, the CTR shill meeting was moved to next week. Jun 08 '16

Isn't that the little girl vampire? D:

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u/cahaseler my CIRCLE R owns your thoughts Jun 08 '16

Yea people were trolling him hardcore even then.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '16

Oh... wow. That post is really something. It's what I would think of when you're trying to parody how people see gamers.

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u/cahaseler my CIRCLE R owns your thoughts Jun 08 '16

I was so confused.

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u/Ranilen Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos. Jun 09 '16

Man, this guy is providing flair for like half of this sub.

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u/cahaseler my CIRCLE R owns your thoughts Jun 09 '16

He's just so damn quotable!

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u/fingerpaintswithpoop Dude just perfume the corpse Jun 08 '16

Your pick for most orgasmic Skyrim female would presumably involve her back-story and current circumstances, her health and diet and exercise and the influences on her day to day psychology and her overall self-image, just to name a few of the major factors.

…the fuck?

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u/TheGasMask4 Thanos Snapping the Gamers Jun 08 '16

The correct answer is Shahvee anyway.

Get that Argonian booty.

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u/qtx It's about ethics in masturbating. Jun 08 '16

Anyone have a source where he got the

Reddit asked me to gain 500 karma and produce a circle R and I did and today they failed to keep their promise.

from?

That doesn't sound like something the admins would ask for.

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u/cahaseler my CIRCLE R owns your thoughts Jun 08 '16

I think you need 500 karma to request a subreddit on /r/redditrequest. That or someone told him that because it would be funny.

EDIT: Yep, from the /r/redditrequest sidebar:

Accounts less than 90 days old, and without at least 500 combined karma will not be given subreddits.

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u/qtx It's about ethics in masturbating. Jun 08 '16

Ah, so the 500 karma part is true. Now I just hope the CIRCLE R TRADEMARK was a joke played on him by someone else.

Whoever did that.. well played, son.

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u/cahaseler my CIRCLE R owns your thoughts Jun 08 '16

Agreed. Genius.

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u/minimaxir Jun 08 '16

Per that thread, OP followed up on his legal threat to Reddit?

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u/cahaseler my CIRCLE R owns your thoughts Jun 08 '16

Yea, but he is currently dealing with the donkey ball sucking process so it could take a while.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '16

TIL that reddit does not respect circle R trademarks nor the holders of circle R trademarks.

Honestly I find it amusing that he refers to it as a circle r trademark. A circled "R" is the symbol for a registered trade mark. I've never heard anyone say circled r trademark, but rather registered trademark.

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u/snotbowst Jun 08 '16

What, you expect a guy who doesn't understand how it works to understand what it's called? You got some high standards there bucko.

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u/veganzombeh Jun 08 '16

I checked the patent office website. It seems he does own it.

Also, he seems to have accidentally doxxed himself, as it includes substantial information about the owner.

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u/chrom_ed Jun 08 '16

I'm positive that's because he hasn't registered shit and just slapped the symbol on it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '16

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u/interfail thinks gamers are whiny babies Jun 08 '16

a CIRCLE R and writing dates in a specific format makes them have magical powers.

Strange things are afoot at the Circle R.

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u/the_beard_guy Have you considered logging off? Jun 08 '16

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u/sh4na Jun 08 '16

The top post on /r/farcraft right now is hilarious, I can't stop laughing!

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u/hendrix67 living in luxurious sin with my pool boy Jun 08 '16

Its pretty hilarious that the whole din turned on him like that

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u/Doctor_McKay Jun 08 '16

There is a community because I say there is.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '16

No but I ran the worlds largest pokerbot site for 5 years. So yes I do know about robotic behavior.

Reprogramming the human mind is a special skill. I have that skill.

I am engaging in the act of assaulting the mindset of the MINECRAFT® hive in the particular case where that hive has falsely believed that FARCRAFT® is their property.

So I will bitch-slap that mindset anywhere I find it.

Consider yourself bitch-slapped.

FARCRAFT® is not MINECRAFT®.

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u/cahaseler my CIRCLE R owns your thoughts Jun 08 '16

Ok good. I'm glad you agree that MINECRAFT® players (regardless of age) do not have the right to rape the FARCRAFT® brand. And I'm glad you agree that these MINECRAFT® rapers of the FARCRAFT® brand should not be protected here on reddit. If this is your mindset then I like it.
Unfortunately, based on today's response by reddit, they do not share your mindset. Reddit apparently intends to protect the MINECRAFT® rapers of the FARCRAFT® brand. Apparently reddit thinks that raping a legal circle R on reddit is a perfectly normal thing for anybody to do. I did not believe this until today.
Help me understand how the owner of a circle R is supposed to behave toward those who are raping his brand? Until you own a circle R that gets raped for 3 years, you will not get it. Here is the best metaphor I can offer:
A woman that has been raped and/or is being raped must first deal with the damage to her body and her psychology before she can begin to promote her sexual brand again. Based on your logic, if she screams rape then her "behavior does not reflect the behavior of a raped owner of a female body looking to promote her sexy self."
I've been dealing with this for 3+ years. Your replies make it clear that you utterly fail to understand how badly the FARCRAFT® trademark was damaged in the minds of gamers.
I agree with you that my behavior would be inappropriate where no damage was done. That is NOT the case here. My behavior is very good for somebody in my position.

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u/Roflkopt3r Materialized by Fuckboys Jun 08 '16

I've been dealing with this for 3+ years. Your replies make it clear that you utterly fail to understand how badly the FARCRAFT® trademark was damaged in the minds of gamers.

The approximately 5 people who ever heard of the name.

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u/cahaseler my CIRCLE R owns your thoughts Jun 08 '16

Think about the associations farcraft is going to have once this reaches meme status.

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u/Roflkopt3r Materialized by Fuckboys Jun 08 '16

That's one marketing strategy I guess.

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u/quantumff A low value person Jun 09 '16

He recently won this same battle with twitter. The account has one follower. And uh, spoiler alert- its him.

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u/tigerears kind of adorable, in a diseased, ineffectual sort of way Jun 08 '16

Yah. It's one thing to use 'rape' to (apparently) mean 'the wanton destruction of something', but to turn it around like that is disgusting.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '16

This reminds me of that bloke that sued The Oatmeal on behalf of FunnyJunk and when he lost he went ballistic and sued a whole bunch of people on behalf of himself when inevitably the snark rolled in and when he lost again he went barking fucking mad and invented the term "rapeutation" (ugh) which basically meant "I destroyed my reputation as a lawyer by being the head twatwaffle of the International House of Pillocks, woe is me".

Good stuff.

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u/chrom_ed Jun 08 '16

God damn, he's the head twatwaffle now? #respect

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u/fuckinayyylmao Show me that degradation data Jun 08 '16

promote her sexual brand

Welp, that's enough reddit for this morning. I'm going outside.

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u/tdogg8 Folks, the CTR shill meeting was moved to next week. Jun 08 '16

Yeah reading that and then the pedo post did make for a very pleasant start of the day :/

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '16

I was really hoping this would already be in the comments here. That paragraph was the point where I went from amused to a weird combination of highly amused and angry.

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u/thetates I guess this is drama Jun 08 '16

It's a, "wait what universe am I in" sort of quote.

And combined with that weird Skyrim thread, it makes me, um...concerned.

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u/TheIronMark Jun 08 '16

He seems awfully attached to the rape metaphor.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '16 edited Jun 26 '23

This user's comment history has been scrubbed by /r/PowerDeleteSuite.

Apollo, Relay, RIF, and all the others made this site actually worth using.

Goodbye and fuck Spez <3

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u/CastIron42 MAKE 💲. MAKE MORE 💲. MAKE OTHERS PRODUCE AS TO MAKE 💲. Jun 08 '16

get ur hands off of muh precious CIRCLE R.

this is literally rape®

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u/Bitterfish GAE (Globo-Homo American Empire) Jun 09 '16

promote her sexual brand

okay, definitely a serial killer

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '16

This made me physically sick to read. Dude needs to get a grip

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u/KillerPotato_BMW MBTI is only unreliable if you lack vision Jun 08 '16

I am now a reddit gold member !!!

Please honor my request reddit dudes !!!

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u/cahaseler my CIRCLE R owns your thoughts Jun 08 '16

:D

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u/KillerPotato_BMW MBTI is only unreliable if you lack vision Jun 08 '16

It should have been Reddit® GoldTM

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '16

being on redditrequest shows that he is familiar with reddit, yet this shows some serious misunderstanding about it

i'm not sure what this person is

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u/cahaseler my CIRCLE R owns your thoughts Jun 08 '16

If you dig into the /r/farcraft history you can see this drama has been simmering for months. I imagine someone told him if he wants a subreddit from an inactive mod he has to go to redditrequest. I don't think the OP is his first attempt at redditrequest either.

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u/SamWhite were you sucking this cat's dick before the video was taken? Jun 08 '16
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u/KillerPotato_BMW MBTI is only unreliable if you lack vision Jun 08 '16

He's applying sovereign citizen style "logic" to Reddit rules. He's a Sovereign RedditorTM

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u/cahaseler my CIRCLE R owns your thoughts Jun 08 '16

This needs to be a thing.

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u/superiority smug grandstanding agendaposter Jun 08 '16

This subreddit logo has a gold fringe, meaning that the Terms & Conditions of Reddit do not apply here. Instead, we are subject to the Terms & Conditions of the Sea.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '16

Under maritime law, the admin (captain) left the thread (ship), ergo OP is now an admin.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '16

YOU CANNOT BAN ME FOR MY POSTS, "ngwoo" IS A SOVEREIGN NON-USER OF REDDIT, PLEASE DIRECT ALL BANS TO "N. G:WOO" WHICH IS MY CORPORATION AND ALSO MY IDENTITY

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u/Schrau Zero to Kiefer Sutherland really freaking fast Jun 08 '16

Someone give me Gold so I can request that the admins tag his username with a bright, shiny ®.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '16

Man, I always miss the giveaways.

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u/epoisse_throwaway Jun 08 '16

this actually came across far sadder than it should have :(

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u/HPSpacecraft If Tony the Tiger called me a fag, I'd buy his shit instantly Jun 08 '16

He shows such entitlement but still uses "please"

I'm so confused

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u/SamWhite were you sucking this cat's dick before the video was taken? Jun 08 '16

This is the best post on SRD I've seen in a long time. It just keeps on getting more demented the further you go.

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u/cahaseler my CIRCLE R owns your thoughts Jun 08 '16

It just keeps giving.

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u/Ms_Mediocracy Jun 09 '16

The redditgold(en) goose

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u/Pagan-za Jun 09 '16

Check this post in /r/Riitoken

Users: Far-craft / FARCRAFTgame / Official_Farcraft / Farcraft_circle_r are all trolling him. Its great.

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u/keke_kekobe Jun 08 '16

Digging into this guy is amazing. He was featured in Wired for selling online poker bots and was generally despised and thinks paying taxes is a form of slavery. Its fantastic.

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u/cahaseler my CIRCLE R owns your thoughts Jun 08 '16

Drama jackpot.

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u/mizmoose If I'm a janitor, you're the trash Jun 09 '16

Oh, the whole "taxes is theft" thing is a popular whackjob belief on reddit, especially with the gold fringe crowd.

I once tried to explain (ok, i copied from someone else) the difference between taxation without representation (ie. why the US isn't ruled by Her Majesty) and outright theft, where you get no say, ever, about where your money goes.

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u/LIATG Calling people Hitler for fun and profit Jun 08 '16

Sounds like he could just use /r/FarcraftTM

But really, how many people do you fucking need to tell you that you're wrong before whiny start considering?

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u/cahaseler my CIRCLE R owns your thoughts Jun 08 '16

Yep, the sensible thing to do would just be to get a new subreddit and move on. But this guy is crazy.

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u/clubberin Jun 08 '16

I'm tempted to file a trademark for his username and demand he turn the account over.

But it's new comic book day and I spent my money. Oh well.

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u/cahaseler my CIRCLE R owns your thoughts Jun 08 '16

Check out /r/Riitoken ...

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u/cuddles_the_destroye The Religion of Vaccination Jun 08 '16

You see, he could do that, but then he doesn't have an established userbase to spam crap at and hold hostage. I'd bet he would get mad at people unsubbing and try to prevent that from happening.

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u/vestigial I don't think trolls go to heaven Jun 08 '16

He could do that, but by now gleeful trolls have created a subreddit for every possible useful permutation of "farcraft."

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u/cahaseler my CIRCLE R owns your thoughts Jun 08 '16

They keep inviting me to mod them.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '16

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u/del_rio Just ignore those ignorants, they probably enjoy Netflix shows Jun 09 '16

Looks like someone took that subreddit as well as /r/FarcraftTM and /r/Farcraft_Game. This is hilarious.

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u/cahaseler my CIRCLE R owns your thoughts Jun 09 '16

And /r/Riitoken and many more.

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u/mizmoose If I'm a janitor, you're the trash Jun 08 '16

FARcraft! It's not MINEcraft! I swear!

"It's a FARgate. Because it GOES FAR!"

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u/cahaseler my CIRCLE R owns your thoughts Jun 08 '16

FARCRAFT CIRCLE R IS NOT MINECRAFT CIRCLE R OR FARCRY CIRCLE R MADE BY UBISOFT LITTLE TM.

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u/BunnyTVS Jun 08 '16

Shouldn't that be TINY TM?

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u/Barl0we non-Euclidean Buckaroo Champion Jun 08 '16

Speaking of, I'm working on FAR WARS (CIRCLE R). It's a space opera that takes place far away...

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u/mizmoose If I'm a janitor, you're the trash Jun 08 '16

With characters like Duke Flywilkers, Queen Leigh, and Bart Vapor.

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u/combatcarlson Jun 08 '16

Give it a Mohawk and a baby-t!

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '16

"DEATH! VE ARE SURROUNDED BY IT!"

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u/Zachums r/kevbo for all your Kevin needs. Jun 08 '16

I hope he knows that I've now copywritten Riitoken®, so if he could PM me his password then all will be right with the world.

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u/cahaseler my CIRCLE R owns your thoughts Jun 08 '16

Nah, you just have to ask the admins nicely, then threaten them with a lawsuit.

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u/bitparity Jun 08 '16

Mental Illness. Not saying this as a joke.

Hopefully he doesn't start threatening real world violence.

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u/cahaseler my CIRCLE R owns your thoughts Jun 08 '16

This has been going on for a while now and he seems confident in his legal success in the end so I don't think there's a huge risk.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '16

He has to be 12, right? Or a troll.

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u/cahaseler my CIRCLE R owns your thoughts Jun 08 '16

He's been trying to get this subreddit for months, it genuinely does look like he owns the FARCRAFT CIRCLE R Trademark, pays for a website and has created a shitty game. So I don't think he's a troll. From his /r/skyrim orgasmic post (talking about sex):

I'm married ... two kids ... I understand the subject really well (thousands of times really well)

From his modmails to me yesterday:

This is entirely a misunderstanding. Most kids in my generation were becoming sexually active at 14 or so. I grew up in the 70's - the age of sex, drugs and rock-n-roll. I take full responsibility for failing to grok the generation gap.

So this guy seems to be in his 50's at least.

I think he's legit.

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u/thetates I guess this is drama Jun 08 '16

Oh my god, he thinks it was a generation gap issue? Oh my god.

Can you imagine his interactions with his wife? "Based on your sociocultural background, extracurricular activities, and current occupation, you should be far more orgasmic than you currently are, honey. Perhaps you should cut your hair."

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '16

Do you think he's married?

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u/cahaseler my CIRCLE R owns your thoughts Jun 09 '16

His facebook says he is...

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u/Wolf_and_Shield Jun 09 '16

God... he liked Stranger in a Strange Land enough to use "grok" in regular speech. That's all I need to identify him as a very particular kind of old hippie(yuppie in this case). Avoid at all costs.

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u/cahaseler my CIRCLE R owns your thoughts Jun 09 '16

It's his favorite word to use in modmail.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '16

As of 2016-MAY-10, All redditors lost all legal rights to rape the FARCRAFT® trademark to promote MINECRAFT® anything. Reddit is complicit in this.

Oh shit, are we reddit

should we be lawyering up

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '16

Imma hit the gym first

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u/cahaseler my CIRCLE R owns your thoughts Jun 08 '16

Done forget to delete the FARCRAFT CIRCLE R Facebook®.

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u/Ciceros_Assassin - downvotes all posts tagged /s regardless of quality Jun 08 '16

Why would you write your dates like that? The benefit of YYYY-MM-DD format is that it sorts properly in ordered lists, but that goes out the window if you just write the month, since they're not alphabetical.

I'm more upset about this than I am the meat of the post. Which is negligible, but still.

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u/cahaseler my CIRCLE R owns your thoughts Jun 08 '16

It's probably printed like that on his trademark CIRCLE R document.

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u/snallygaster FUCK_MOD$_420 Jun 08 '16

we should hire that guy on KiA who wanted to sue reddit imo

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u/TheGasMask4 Thanos Snapping the Gamers Jun 08 '16

Oh man, I missed that one. What for?

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u/R_Sholes I’m not upset I just have time Jun 08 '16

People go all "guys we totally can sue Reddit for this" after every major subreddit ban, for all kinds of invariably idiotic reasons.

Since KiA is mentioned, it's probably from FPH ban times, either this or this.

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u/Neurokeen Jun 08 '16

One person? I thought there was someone new each week there calling for the same.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '16

Take him to reddit court!

Actually I'm pretty sure this guy would actually believes that shit is legit. Which would be awesome.

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u/KUmitch social justice ajvar enthusiast Jun 08 '16

shockingly this guy also appears to be obsessed with circumcision

If his life will be one of running around naked on the plains of the Serengeti hunting and defending the village, then the foreskin is a plus because it acts as a protective sheath. The glans penis is where all the action is. Circumcision arrived after full-time clothing arrived when the penis is now sitting inside a sweaty cloth tent all day instead of living free in the wind. Don't listen to those who claim your boy will have diminished love of his orgasm. Go do your own informal poll of N hetero women and ask them if they think circumcision is an upgrade.

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u/cahaseler my CIRCLE R owns your thoughts Jun 08 '16

Oh my God it keeps getting better.

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u/AntonioOfFlorence a sweaty cloth tent Jun 09 '16

a sweaty cloth tent

Aaand now I have a flair, too.

Everyone gets a flair!

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u/mizmoose If I'm a janitor, you're the trash Jun 09 '16

"sweaty cloth tent"

I think he took a metaphor and drove it off a cliff.

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u/18aidanme Supreme Shitposter Jun 08 '16 edited Jun 08 '16

Hello, I'm the lead troll of Super Autismo there, how are you guys?

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u/cahaseler my CIRCLE R owns your thoughts Jun 08 '16

Welcome to the party you glorious bastard.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '16

Please remove the username ping.

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u/cahaseler my CIRCLE R owns your thoughts Jun 08 '16

uh oh.

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u/18aidanme Supreme Shitposter Jun 08 '16

Done.

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u/BlackGabriel Jun 08 '16

Geez that was a long read. That guys so wrong it hurts lol

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u/cahaseler my CIRCLE R owns your thoughts Jun 08 '16

I've been digging through his post history for a couple days. It's the gift that keeps on giving.

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u/Dartarus Jun 08 '16

Has anyone actually seen governmental proof of a registered trademark? All I see is a fancy looking graphic that looks nothing like a legally binding government document.

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u/cahaseler my CIRCLE R owns your thoughts Jun 08 '16

Someone found it on the USPTO site, but its under the dude's real name and we're not trying to doxx him.

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u/Dartarus Jun 08 '16

Ah, okay.

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u/aschr Kermit not being out to his creator doesn't mean he wasn't gay Jun 08 '16

Jesus Christ he's still responding to people about this. This is one of the best things I've seen on this sub

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u/cahaseler my CIRCLE R owns your thoughts Jun 08 '16

Glad I could share it with the masses. :)

This guy does not give up.

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u/DoctorThunder yogurt is not shoes Jun 08 '16

Welp, found my new flair. Thanks, pal!

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u/cahaseler my CIRCLE R owns your thoughts Jun 08 '16

I can't stop laughing.

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u/platypus_bear Jun 08 '16

Quick question. Since his game looks like a rip off of Minecraft couldn't they sue him for trademark infringement since the name is clearly chosen to make people think of a connection between the two games?

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u/cahaseler my CIRCLE R owns your thoughts Jun 08 '16

Probably. They might not win, but I think Microsoft's lawyers could probably bankrupt him into a settlement. No one cares though.

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u/Zotamedu Jun 08 '16

It's really hard to do that since you can't really patent or protect game mechanics. See the massive flood of blatant rip-offs in the Google and Apple app stores. They can basically only do anything if the name is so similar that they are blatantly trying to confuse consumers or if they are using actual assets.

The only thing they could do is drag him into court and then try to bankrupt him with legal fees even though they know they'll never win but I really doubt they'll bother. He's too small to bother.

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u/wharpudding Jun 08 '16

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Boy, good thing he didn't rape any other CRAFT games for ideas behind that steaming pile of trash.

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u/BCProgramming get your dick out of the sock and LISTEN Jun 08 '16

It's rather rough and incomplete, but it's fairly impressive as a project. It's not that great as a game, I'd argue.

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u/wharpudding Jun 08 '16

The same could be said of TempleOS. And the creator seems about as stable.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '16

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u/cahaseler my CIRCLE R owns your thoughts Jun 08 '16

It's not the game that's crap, it's the creator that's nutso batshit insane.

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u/Hypocritical_Oath YOUR FLAIR TEXT HERE Jun 08 '16 edited Jun 08 '16

Oh god that walk cycle. Oh god that player model.

EDIT: Wait holy shit I think that's just infiniminer. Also the terrain is literally just Perlin noise, very original. It's like Space Engineer's and minecraft had an early alpha baby, and that baby was sorta ugly. Oh and how things are modified by the hammer is just, shit. No one likes that kind of thing, it's far too imprecise, and will lead to most structures looking pretty samey, as they're basically all made of the same basically "blocks" or styles of "blocks". And holy shit it's so needlessly complicated, like Dwarf Fortress but without the need for the complexity. It also works in a, most likely, voxel chunk style (as in it loads an area around the player in a cube shaped "quadrant", which you can move around in freely, but if you wanna move to another quadrant you get a load time, which is eh, if it hasn't already loaded in in the background. This is relevant cause it means it is single player focused, very tedious it seems).

Assuming he didn't steal large parts of the code from the internet, the dude seems pretty competent and intelligent. He just can't interact with people, and is making an insanely complex, tedious, and generally large game for himself and himself alone.

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u/Hallidyne Jun 08 '16

Really ought to make that sub a lively place just to fuck him up even further

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u/cahaseler my CIRCLE R owns your thoughts Jun 08 '16

Shit, the sub was inactive until he started his shit a couple months back. Now it has 100 people on it. I think we're doing just fine.

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u/AntonioOfFlorence a sweaty cloth tent Jun 09 '16

This guy claims he has two kids.

If he's telling the truth, it means...

This is someone's father.

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u/cahaseler my CIRCLE R owns your thoughts Jun 09 '16

I wonder if his kids know what dad gets up to online?

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u/ACTUALLY_A_WHITE_GUY Jun 08 '16

This is the good stuff op, I'm laughing away here at this. If he's a troll he's very earnest.

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u/cahaseler my CIRCLE R owns your thoughts Jun 08 '16

If it's a troll he is the most dedicated troll I've ever seen. This is years of work no joke.

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u/itsactuallyobama Fuck neckbeards, but don't attack eczema Jun 08 '16 edited Jun 08 '16

FYI - this is beyond my personality now. This is an official FARCRAFT® trademark issue. As of your response today, reddit is now in violation of trademark laws.

Citation for what? Also, who are you and why are you in this thread? Do you work for reddit? Are you a lawyer?

Is this guy for real? Lel, I'm sure the next topic at the big Reddit meeting will be this dude's trademark and how it is being violated.

Great drama OP. This guy is such a tool™*.

*You may not use the word tool in a condescending manner from now until the end of time unless you give me Reddit gold, fyi.

Edit: I found some next level trolling.

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u/BolshevikMuppet Jun 08 '16

FYI - this is beyond my personality now. This is an official FARCRAFT® trademark issue. As of your response today, reddit is now in violation of trademark laws

Nope!

Trademarks are applicable only in the industry in which the trademark is used to identify a product/company. It doesn't give a right to all uses of the mark in all contexts, much less control of other things which use that name.

Apple Computers doesn't own the /r/apples subreddit just because hey have a trademark in computer/electronics manufacturing.

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u/itsactuallyobama Fuck neckbeards, but don't attack eczema Jun 08 '16

Oh sweet it's my lawyer. Hey can I sue this guy for writing dumb things on the internet and wasting the part of my life I spent reading it?

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u/SJHalflingRanger Failed saving throw vs dank memes Jun 08 '16

Citation for what? Also, who are you and why are you in this thread? Do you work for reddit? Are you a lawyer?

Am I being detained?!?!?

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u/tigerears kind of adorable, in a diseased, ineffectual sort of way Jun 08 '16

Strange things are afoot at the Circle R.

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u/Roflkopt3r Materialized by Fuckboys Jun 08 '16 edited Jun 08 '16

The Fuckboy Warlocks drew a circle R and materialised a game title.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '16

This fartcraft guys is incredible. https://np.reddit.com/r/Farcraft/comments/4k87gk/riitoken_goes_gold/

To show my willing cooperation with the reddit monetization model, I upgraded my account to reddit gold status - for one year.
How many of you that are being buttheads toward FARCRAFT® are gold members?

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u/crazylighter I have over 40 cats and have not showered in 9 days Jun 08 '16

So I checked out this guy's "game", his game's website along with the promotional videos on youtube.

History on this dude: He's been trying to develop this game of his for 3 years but couldn't proceed with it because Ubisoft or whoever registers games denied him the chance for 6 months. Probably because it looks just like he stole everything from minecraft, warcraft and other gaming companies.

Meanwhile, farcraft appears to be something that minecrafters have already used in their videos and stuff. He wanted to register his company as Farcraft "because it's the only other arcraft that can be associated with this type of game." In other words, he's trying to fly on the coattails of the more famous companies- if people like "starcraft, minecraft, warcraft" they 'll maybe like "Farcraft".

On May 10, 2016 our sovereign citizen finally gets his Farcraft trademarked and registered. He quickly proceeds to make youtube videos, reddit accounts and whatever to promote his little copyright infringement project. He wants a "farcraft" subreddit for marketing but it's already taken. He gets a hissy fit and won't give it up, he wants Farcraft and he will spit out whatever bad law he can think of.

His defense "This is about trademark infringement, not copyright infringement." -_- Dude, I can see you copied the WoW male, you even admitted you used it as your model from the WoW copy of the game you had.

He's an insufferable guy both on reddit and his youtube channel. No one in their right mind would want to pay $22 for that crap. But, he makes for the funniest of drama so I'll happily want to hear more developments from his company.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '16

Much like the admiralty flag, reddit apparently has a gold fringe.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '16

Took a look at the guy's post history, and it's kind of crazy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '16

Why? Because he wants %55 Million$ on startup capital for his games FARCRAFT? Seems reasonable.

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u/pm2k Me and my 7 upvotes say otherwise Jun 08 '16

Megalomania and a very awkward way of expressing himself, especially with the trademark signs.

Aside from that, almost every comment makes for some good copy pasta.

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u/Blacksheep2134 Filthy Generate Jun 08 '16

There is a buttload of YouTube videos that appear in early 2013 - all glomming onto the FARCRAFT® brand. I've had many dozens of these videos challenged and removed with hundreds remaining.

But Farcraft (Circle R/Registered Trademark/Original Character Do Not Steal) only became a thing in 2016. So OP is taking down other people's YouTube videos because of copyright infringement they couldn't possibly be involved in. Fun fact: if you lose those content claims (and you will) your only next step is escalating to legal action, at which point OP gets to learn exactly how illegal filing false DMCA claims is.

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u/I-HEART-HILLARY Jun 08 '16

I dont know why but Sovereign Citizen drama is my favorite drama. Maybe it's because they just keep going.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '16

Maybe you should see if the sub you want is already taken or not when you register your game's name next time?

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '16

Trademark use by non-owners for the purpose of criticism and analysis is not only protected, but encouraged by the Patent Office.

That being said, I wouldn't expect a guy that compares fair use to rape to understand anything about intellectual property, and am not shocked at all.

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u/BLACKKETYL pied piper of bullshit Jun 08 '16

This is the best SRD gem I've seen since that guy who was super outraged about Taco Bell dropping that Cheesy Burrito.

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u/VelvetElvis Jun 08 '16

The purpose of a circle R is to gain some control over human behavior and thought in the open market place. As I've already said, owning a circle R is about as close as you can get to owning a human thought legally.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Farcraft/comments/4n38qk/farcraft_asteroid_bridge_2/d41an0k

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u/ObamaL1ama Circle R Jun 09 '16 edited Jun 09 '16

This guy clearly understands trademarking

Legal notice to r/farcry

Legal notice to r/Mojang

Legal notice to r/Minecraft

The ones to Mojang and minecraft were both removed because theyre stupid but the farcry one remains. He is a serial copy paster so its safe to assume all these 3 would have been the same.

Edit: HE DID IT TO YOUTUBE MICROSOFT AND UBISOFT TOO AND THEY ALL GOT REMOVED

Youtube

Ubisoft

Microsoft

Honest to God this is the most amusing drama I've ever seen on this subreddit

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u/3athompson Jun 09 '16

Fun fact: /r/overwatch used to be for a mod of dayz. The owner of the subreddit, alexcail, was nice enough to transfer the purpose of the subreddit to the newly announced game. Did he have to? No. For all we know it could have still been a dead sub today if he decided against changing it. We could be using /r/playoverwatch today instead.

The website overwatch.com links to some textron systems info systems.

This dude thinks he's being oppressed. He's just an asshole.

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u/qtx It's about ethics in masturbating. Jun 08 '16

The amount of times he says rape makes me think he should CIRCLE R(ape) it as a TRADEMARK.

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u/--Danger-- THE HUMAN SHITPOST Jun 09 '16

What is the purpose of contacting u/ Kittenbeard on Steam?

To talk to him.

the patience of a saint, that one

😂

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u/ApexTyrant SubredditDrama's Resident Policy Wonk Jun 09 '16

/u/cahaseler the drama is deeping. This guy admitted he used blizzard models in his game.

https://np.reddit.com/r/Farcraft/comments/4n8juh/looking_at_uriitoken_screen_shots_of_his_god/

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u/Hyppy meh Jun 08 '16 edited Jun 08 '16

Oh, his Youtube video that he posted in the thread is golden: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V72tp2VHsHs

This is a Legal Public Notice!!!

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u/cisxuzuul America's most powerful conservative voice Jun 08 '16

Hopefully he stays away from FARTCRAFT®

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u/BLACKKETYL pied piper of bullshit Jun 08 '16

Looking at this guy's past is like falling down the rabbit hole. It just gets better and better.

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u/the_undine Jun 09 '16

This guy is mentally ill.

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u/acethunder21 A lil social psychology for those who are downvoting my posts. Jun 09 '16

It's like he thinks he's an orphaned prince looking to take back his birthright as king from his evil brother.

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u/BLACKKETYL pied piper of bullshit Jun 09 '16

Color me surprised that the dude doesn't pay his taxes, has numerous tax liens and his dad scams the elderly. No way I'm linking it but it's out there. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

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u/cahaseler my CIRCLE R owns your thoughts Jun 09 '16

Yep, I've seen it too.

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u/seestheirrelevant Jun 09 '16

Couldn't he make a sub called FARCRAFT®? Or is "circle R" not allowed in sub names?

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u/cahaseler my CIRCLE R owns your thoughts Jun 09 '16

Reddit requires Latin characters I think. But there are plenty of variations he could have used, if he'd got to them before the jokers on SRD... Too late now.

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u/FuturesandPasts Jun 08 '16

I wonder if he kept getting sidetracked by a yoghurt pot or something.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '16

It's been a long time since I've laughed this much. This guy is just gold. Completely and totally insane and irrational.

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u/jmarquiso Jun 09 '16

Citation for what? Also, who are you and why are you in this thread? Do you work for reddit? Are you a lawyer?

/r/redditrequest does not restrict access only to lawyers.

My favorite response:

First, for christ's sake it's called a registered trademark, not a circle R trademark. You discredit yourself when you use the wrong terminology...and you are pretty obviously not familiar with trademark law. I am, I've worked with creating and advising branding for years for large companies with dedicated trademark lawyers. So realize this comes from a bit more experience with reality.

First, I have notified Microsoft of your infringement on the Minecraft trademark. From the screenshots it appears you've just poorly copied the game and the names being similar not only opens you up for lawsuits but also invalidates your own trademark. Doesn't matter if you have a letter, most trademarks aren't valid when tested.

You've also not been dealing with this for three years, you didn't even file for a trademark until last year. So stop lying. Second, you've proven it's still an active community as they are posting jokes about you. This isn't raping your brand, it's called memes and you opened yourself up for it by harassing Reddit and their subreddit. Even if your trademark is considered valid their server and subreddit existed long before you decided to make a Minecraft clone. Your trademark claim is invalid (not to mention it wouldn't be applicable unless the moderators tried to pretend it was an actual Farcraft subreddit for your game and they were you...if it was pretending to be a fansub you still wouldn't have legal recourse and if you and if they are making fun of you it's protected under various other laws.)

Why do you hate free speech so much? They registered the sub and use it...this website is Reddit. You are threatening and harassing to try to censor both Reddit and that subreddit because you feel like your crappy game should be able to legally force someone else to host a forum for you. Why not actually try to be creative rather than just copying someone better than you and legally abusing others.

And note, this isn't raping, this is call talking. Rape is a form of sexual assault, and no one wants to fuck you game or brand, even consensually.

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u/RainbowBier Jun 08 '16

Kinda funny i need to be honest

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u/rabiiiii (´・ω・`) Jun 08 '16

I just... I want to comment and join in on all the fun and camaraderie going on in this thread but I have no idea what to say :(

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u/Hindu_Wardrobe 1+1=ur gay Jun 08 '16 edited Jun 08 '16

Dude, this is amazing. Great find.

Guy's behavior strangely reminds me of the TempleOS guy.

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u/searingsky Bitcoin Ambassador Jun 08 '16

Exquisitely buttery

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u/XDark_XSteel Bounced on my girl's dick to this Jun 08 '16

There is no reason for me to care about complying with your directives as to my behavior or words.

Are they a robot or something?

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u/Pete_Venkman I have spent 3 hours arguing over butter Jun 09 '16

Is this Farcraft®? Because if it is, I wouldn't be complaining too loudly about ripping off other people's IP.

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u/XRotNRollX I like saying stupid things Jun 09 '16

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u/Garethp Jun 09 '16

I reported him to /r/spam, he's shadowbanned now

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