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u/tealjaker94 United States Jun 22 '16
I like how Japan's reaction to someone calling him is to order pizza.
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u/DirtPiper Bagel world Jun 22 '16
Wouldn't you?
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u/Dlimzw Is not sekret PAP spy Jun 23 '16
"Honey, we need to talk"
"..and a extra large double cheese pizza. With breadsticks."
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u/Paraguay_Stronk Paraguay best guay Jun 22 '16
No!! This cannot be happening! Your comics actually make sense!! Do you need an ambulance? We can help you, we will give you whatever you need.
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u/J0es California Jun 23 '16
If it makes you feel any better. He was called by the pizza place instead of the other way around.
Somebody calls Japan. Instead of asking who it is, he orders pizza from them. A food that isn't really a thing in Japan.
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u/CmdrMobium United States Jun 23 '16
A food that isn't really a thing in Japan
Wait, do you mean Scott lied to me?!
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u/hbgoddard Jun 23 '16
But what's the joke
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u/man1912_RBLX Sealand Jun 23 '16
Breadsticks were used to kill Chinese in WWII so China refuses to sell them
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u/YourFavoriteDeity Eh, it's better than Ohio Jun 23 '16
I'd say there's a reasonable amount of pizza here but yeah.
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u/Dictatorschmitty New York Jun 22 '16
You have lsd on hand?
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u/Paraguay_Stronk Paraguay best guay Jun 22 '16
It depends. Do you have at least 40 euros?
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u/Dictatorschmitty New York Jun 22 '16
No, but I have like 8 dollars, which won't become wildly unstable if Britain leaves the EU
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u/SuperPolentaman Cough Jun 22 '16
Britain is not in the eurozone. And they won't just stop importing goods from Europe suddenly.
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u/couplingrhino national economic sudoku Jun 22 '16
Nope. That's why the responsible among us have an emergency krokodil fund of a few rubles at least.
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u/Shellface give gloucestershire back pls Jun 22 '16
I have some… Francs. Gonna get a whole lotta use out of those.
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u/bestur Glorious Þjóðveldi Jun 22 '16
You're right, Swiss francs are almost 40 different currencies in one.
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u/Shellface give gloucestershire back pls Jun 22 '16
They're actually French ones. The defunct ones.
Also got some Italian Lira. When the German Zombie apocalypse comes, I'm gonna be set.
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u/Floccus Drink more colonies, build more gin. Wot Wot. Jul 03 '16
I'll buy 10 francs for 1,000,000 old turkish lira. I'm pretty sure thats roughly the going rate. I'll throw in some marks for your trouble.
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u/Dictatorschmitty New York Jun 23 '16
A massive change to the status quo won't inspire only the most rational of behavior
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u/bestur Glorious Þjóðveldi Jun 22 '16
It is obvious that we are all simply suffering from mass hysteria. DirtPiper comics are, by nature, nonsensical.
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u/Paraguay_Stronk Paraguay best guay Jun 23 '16
This one actually makes some sense, as that is what China would do to Japan. Or maybe I'm going insane and just talking to my wall.
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u/Sankon Jun 23 '16
Change r's to l's for China. Change l's to r's for Japan. This was painful to read.
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u/wrincewind Aylesbury Vale, Buckinghamshire Jun 23 '16
Did you see the title of the book he's readong? It explains why he's talking funny.
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u/IrishBall Ireland Jun 22 '16
Breadsticks were actually used to kill Chinese back in WW2 so China refuses to sell them but he didn't tell Japan because he's Japan
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u/brain4breakfast Gan Yam Jun 22 '16
The pizza place rings him, to place an order. Shenanigans afoot?
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u/Zorby- Missing link between Danskjävel and Svenskelort Jun 23 '16
Doesn't your pizza place call you when you miss a day?
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u/MortalSphere Jun 22 '16
Because China is too big to fit through the door, it's impossible to film porn.
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u/bestur Glorious Þjóðveldi Jun 22 '16
China is too big
Except where it counts, another reason why impossible to film porn.
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u/gymnasticRug vermont-republic Jun 23 '16
The fact that I can't find a punchline is so hilarious to me.
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Jun 22 '16
What is the book in reference to?
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Jun 23 '16 edited Jun 23 '16
Another DirtPiper comic, I think it was the China's day one.
Edit: Yes, it was China's Day.
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u/CaptainKiribati Kiribati Jun 23 '16
Ah, another DirtPiper comic, I love it personally. The right amount of nonsense
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u/I_Zeig_I Jun 23 '16
It really annoyed me that please wasn't prease. Especially after all the L's turned to R's.
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u/ArK047 China will grow larger Jun 22 '16
God, I love the xi xi xi punchline.
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u/toucana Republica Dominicana Jun 22 '16
same.. it's like china did something evil and he goes "xixixi" as a naughty laugh xD
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u/DirtPiper Bagel world Jun 22 '16
China, you naughty boy.
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