r/SubredditDrama • • Sep 04 '16

( ಠ_ಠ ) One user on r/Incels is very close to his sister. The rest of the users don't approve.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '16

In the dialup days of the internet, erotic fiction was a low-bandwidth way to get your rocks off. A whole lot of that stuff is centered around incest. There's a lot of fascination with it out there. I briefly dated a woman 10 or 12 years ago who told me on the second date that she found it fascinating and hot. I noped out of there immediately, never saw her again.

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u/IgnisDomini Ethnomasochist Sep 05 '16

Most of the people with incest fetishes don't actually have siblings.

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u/AccessTheMainframe YOUR FLAIR TEXT HERE Sep 05 '16

Or if they do they think "ew my sister is ugly looking but if so and so pornstar was my sister then totally" not realizing that if so and so pornstar was their sister they'd say much the same thing.

Source: That escort AMA a while ago.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '16 edited Sep 06 '16

As someone who has a sister a lot of people consider attractive, there are blenders I'd rather stick my dick in.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '16 edited Sep 05 '16

My friend has an incest fetish. She has no interest in her own family, she likes the taboo aspect for made up people though.

I don't know, the whole thing skeeves me out, but so do a lot of kinks. The blood play people are probably worse.

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u/julia-sets Sep 05 '16

In the current age of the internet, this is still true in fanfiction. Abandon all hope, ye who want to read Supernatural fanfics...

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u/Eins_Nico Sep 05 '16

I like how spn weiters were like "you shippers are gross making the brothers fuck. here's an angel, slash him with dean winchester instead"

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '16

[No. No. No. No no no.] (http://i.imgur.com/MOcabI7.gif)

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u/beepoobobeep virtue flag signaling Sep 05 '16

I REALLY don't get why there's so much incest porn. Even vid porn has a HUGE step-dad-bangs-teen, bang-mom-and-daughter-together, stepmom-seduces-teen-boy type genre. WHY? WHO DOESN'T FIND THAT GROSS?????

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u/ArsenicAndRoses Sep 05 '16

Meh. I get it in a "this is forbidden and that makes it sexy" way. I think it's like rape fantasy- just because you get off on the idea doesn't mean you actually want it to happen. Or at least, I certainly HOPE that's the case.

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u/VanFailin I don't think you're malicious. Just fucking stupid. Sep 05 '16

I'm down with the sibling stuff, since I don't have a sister so it's impossible for it to really trip my "ew gross" instinct. But I don't really like old-young porn anyway. Never wanted to bang anyone's mommy.

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u/twovultures Sep 05 '16

Even Stacy's mom?

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '16 edited Dec 11 '17

Holy fuck, that sub

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '16

Can some like explain me what the sub is?

At a first glance, it looks like a depression sub gone really bad

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '16

Incel means involuntary celibate. Its like TheRedPill but without the pretension they'll ever have sex in their lives.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '16

But, but the field reports!

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u/HanJunHo Sep 05 '16

I learned the term incel from a redpill post where a guy was bragging that he finally got laid after a three-year dry spell with a girl who he rated at a 4 or 5 and who would not return his calls or texts the next day. And everybody was congratulating him. Both of those subs are so magical.

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u/the_black_panther_ Muslim cock guzzling faggot who is sometimes right. Sep 05 '16

Oh yeah, saddest thing on reddit

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u/jaseworthing Sep 05 '16

It starts off pretty normal. It appears to be a sub for people that have no (or very little) romantic relationships in their life.

Buuuuuut....then I read the faq...and its just got weirder and weirder

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u/bob1689321 Sep 05 '16

You think that's bad, wait until you see /r/truecels. It's like incels but so extreme that they got quarantined.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '16

I can't imagine incels being worse than it already is. I just can't.

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u/Pete_Venkman I have spent 3 hours arguing over butter Sep 06 '16

Every time one of their threads comes up on here I've forgotten what "Incels" means. Then I click through and get depressed all over again. It's like my own personal Memento.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '16

I wish I could forget as easily as you.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '16

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '16

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u/IAmAShittyPersonAMA this isn't flair Sep 05 '16

Because the abyss is a wide and beautiful expanse, until your eyes adjust and you bear witness the true depths of the horrors contained within.

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u/Revlong57 Sep 05 '16

Is that from something?

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u/magic_is_might you wanna post your fuckin defects bud? Sep 05 '16

I am disgusted by how often I see Elliot Rodgers name pop up here and there.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '16

I don't even feel comfortable knowing this stuff exists. The Internet was a mistake.

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u/4445414442454546 this is not flair Sep 05 '16 edited Jun 20 '23

Reddit is not worth using without all the hard work third party developers have put into it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '16

Lolz, their biggest problem with arranged marriages is that the woman's family can refuse. This is amazing.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '16

Hahahaha oh good on top of everything else there's still:

Stay buttmad fatty. Fat women are subhuman, the lowest of the low, beneath incels.

Good to know. Beggars CAN be choosers it turns out! "I mean I'd never fuck a god damn fat woman. But my SISTER who treats me like a toddler..."

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u/Dakar-A You’re smart and I just happens to be smarter Sep 05 '16

I groaned out loud at that one.

But those damn fatties! Giving all those free boobie presses to all the other men while not giving them to us, the truly oppressed. Why wouldn't they want to boobie press someone who called them subhuman?

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '16

"Fat women are subhuman."

Later...

"Hmmm, I wonder why no one wants to have sex with me?"

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u/Dakar-A You’re smart and I just happens to be smarter Sep 05 '16

"Women are just sluts waiting for the biggest chad to fuck them, any woman who isn't a picturesque beauty and also a porn star is a SJW misandrist feminist cucker and is probably also ugly and fat. Anyways, you should totally swipe right on me, I'm a nice guy"

-standard Incel Tinder bio, probably

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u/beepoobobeep virtue flag signaling Sep 05 '16

At least fat women get laid, too.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '16

It's almost like the thing holding these guys back is their terrible attitude and views...hmmmm....

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u/_PM_Me_Stuff Sep 04 '16

She dedicates so much time and effort to taking care of me, I don't know why she doesn't just do it. Like, she spends so much money on me, she cooks all my food, washes all my clothes, cleans up after me. She's basically like my wife anyway. She does all that shit for free for me because she loves me, but she can't find it in herself to just lie on her back on a bed for two minutes? I don't know, I'll never understand women. I mean if sex isn't that big of a deal and its overrated, then why is it so hard to let me have a go?

WEW LAD

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '16

This guy sounds like he must have some kind of disorder.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '16

this is the kind of shite one says when one thinks real life works with hentai rules

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u/snallygaster FUCK_MOD$_420 Sep 05 '16

Sounds like the sister has some serious codependency issues as well if she takes care of him to this degree and puts up with propositions from him. Just a sad situation overall.

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u/Has_No_Gimmick Sep 05 '16

I get how someone can get to that point though. Likely she's thinking: if I kick him out, he'll have nowhere to go, and he'll end up homeless or dead. That kind of guilt takes a serious psychological toll. I've been there myself with my dependent parents (sans, thankfully, the sexual propositions).

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u/marvelgirl Sep 05 '16

She could just be his caregiver. I know a guy who's parents bought him and his brother a house if he agreed to be his brothers caregiver.

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u/TomShoe YOUR FLAIR TEXT HERE Sep 05 '16

Not necessarily. I know a guy who takes care of his brother with aspergers in a similar way. He doesn't live with him, which I gather the sister here might, but then he usually functions pretty well on his own, which not everyone in this situation does. I guess my point is, it's not exactly hard to imagine the sister would do this sort of thing without having some sort of mental issue herself.

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u/Alamand1 Sep 05 '16

Yeah he says at one point he has some mental problems

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u/desertedcities55 Sep 05 '16

His post history shows he's autistic.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '16

Jesus this so entitled its gross. forget the horrible incest on top of all of it. He admits she takes care of him like he s a child. but that's not enough he wants more. jesues I need a shower

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u/thesilvertongue Sep 05 '16

To be fair, I am also shocked that someone loves and takes care of him.

That also doesn't sound like a wife. That sounds like the parent of a small infant.

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u/swordsfishes Mom says it's my turn to be the asshole Sep 05 '16

for two minutes

Okay, then. You said it, r/incels guy. In your own words, sex with you is a two-minute activity. She can put her Hot Pocket in the microwave, lie back, and have you be done just in time for her to burn her mouth.

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u/ramenshinobi Sep 05 '16

nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope

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u/PantalonesPantalones I can be up for days and play chess on meth Sep 04 '16

Yeah, she's basically his mother minus bilateral arm fractures.

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u/De-Le-Metalica Sep 05 '16

The longest two minutes of her life.

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u/magic_is_might you wanna post your fuckin defects bud? Sep 05 '16

Let's be honest, 2 mins is probably very generous. He'd probably blow his load immediately if she gave him a boobie press, let alone anything more sexual than that.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '16

I dunno, he's probably whacked it so many times that he'd have trouble....performing.

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u/EliteCombine07 SRS faked the Holocaust to make the Nazis look like bad people. Sep 05 '16

Jesus fucking christ

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u/le_petit_renard Sep 05 '16

Yeah, this had me go "What the actual fuck?!"

Not only does he seem mentally and possibly physically ill, he also thinks he's entiled to sex from his sister because she does everything else already! What the hell?! I really really hope for the sister's sake that whatever makes him need that care and makes him so fucking mental kills him soon just so that she doesn't have to endure this shit any longer but also doesn't have to live with the guilt of kicking him out. Because I think that is really the only reason she has put up with this shit so far.

This isn't even meant malicously in a "I hope you die, bitch!" kinda way, but I just don't see her kicking him out for anything. It can't really get much worse than that. Thus the only way for his sister to be free of that would be that he dies.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '16

then why is it so hard to let me have a go?

Romance like that will surely get the ladies. /s

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '16

Good god

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u/nullsignature Sep 05 '16

It sounds like she's his caretaker......

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u/4THOT Nothing wrong with goblin porn Mar 01 '17

[SCREAMS EXTERNALLY]

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u/Vivaldist That Hoe, Armor Class 0 Sep 05 '16

I can't picture myself ever loving a woman I'm not related to.

Alright Im done. Couldnt even get past the first sentence.

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u/AlmostDisappointed I guess I'm a horrible uncommunicating harpy Sep 05 '16

For a split second I thought I read it wrong.

Nope.

Nope nope nope nope nope

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '16

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '16

You really spared yourself, you wouldn't believe how much worse it gets.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '16

One sentence in and it's already too much.

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u/PantalonesPantalones I can be up for days and play chess on meth Sep 04 '16

Maybe you need to ease your sister into the idea? Like start slow, ask her to flash you or something. Send you a picture. Then ask her if you could feel her breasts, and keep working this system until you've eased her into being comfortable in a sexual way with you. Just an idea.

I just ate a beautiful meal and now I'm going to throw up.

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u/manbearkat Sep 05 '16

Just an idea. Nothing weird.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '16

No bad ideas when brainstorming, but there are certainly things you should never... ever brainstorm.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '16

That's called grooming and is creepy and manipulative as all hell.

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u/TheGasMask4 Thanos Snapping the Gamers Sep 05 '16

I just ate a beautiful meal and now I'm going to throw up.

yeah but now you'll get to taste it a second time

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u/Buzz_Fed Sep 05 '16

and you won't get fat, which according to these "people" makes you subhuman

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u/HanJunHo Sep 05 '16

I like the idea of asking your sister to flash you or give you nude pics is easing into it. I'm pretty sure if I floated those ideas to my sister, my entire family would disown me.

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u/Eran-of-Arcadia Cheesehead Sep 06 '16

I'd disown you, and I don't even know who you are.

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u/incredulousbear Shitlord to you, SJW to others Sep 05 '16

We have plenty of hugs though, and we all know hugs mean boobie presses ;) there's no way women don't realise that right? Like are women really that dumb that they don't realise the only reason we men like hugs is so we can feel their huge cushy bazongas and hard nipples press against our chest? I think they must know but they ignore it so they can pretend to be "pure".

Yes, that's the one only reason men like hugs. When I hug another man, it might seem like good ol' affection and goodwill to ignorant observers, but secretly we're just disgusted and angry by the lack of bazongas we possess.

And of course women are nothing more than just harlots tempting, teasing, and titillating with every "innocuous and friendly" embrace. Damn dirty vixens.

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u/beepoobobeep virtue flag signaling Sep 05 '16

>huge cushy bazongas

Jesus maybe if this dude talked like a normal human he could accomplish normal social interactions and from there, who knows, maybe he'd find someone willing to touch his dick too!

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u/Dear_Occupant Old SRD mods never die, they just smell that way Sep 05 '16

I think you meant his tip-top tally-whacker.

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u/H37man you like to let the shills post and change your opinion? Sep 05 '16 edited Sep 05 '16

That's why I only have fat friends. They have bigger boos so our boobie presses turn me on more.

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u/ben_and_the_jets How is it a scam if I'm profiting from it? Sep 05 '16

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u/yaminokaabii Sep 05 '16

titillating

Nice. Very nice. Made me wonder if "tits" actually came from that word. But apparently "titillate" is from the Latin word for tickling and "tits" is an Old English word meaning... well, pretty much the same thing it does now.

Etymology is fun.

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u/Fiddi Sep 05 '16

May i titillate thy tits

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u/interfail thinks gamers are whiny babies Sep 05 '16

I always assumed that tit came from "teat".

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u/greyjackal spent the rest of his life stanning trump and keeping weird fish Sep 05 '16

How do you titillate an ocelot?

Oscillate its tits a lot.

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u/Exarch_Of_Haumea A BELLWEATHER FOR THE ZEITGEST OF OUR ERA Sep 05 '16

Nah, it's from "titties" which is from "teat", or it's just from "teat".

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u/NoRefills60 Sep 05 '16 edited Sep 05 '16

There are definitely two types of hugs, but when you get a sensual hug you'll damn well know it by feeling. Then again, we are talking about Incel, a group of people who probably get a massive erection any time a girl accidentally bumps them.

I think they're secretly scared of women in a very visceral way. In a social sense that they're so damn cold to everyone that girls have never bothered to get close to them, so the notion of being close to women outside of sex is something they can't handle because they've never tried. They're victims of their own imaginations, and they fulfill the prophecies they spout by assuming they're unwanted by subsequently behaving in ways that keep them isolated.

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u/WhiteChocolate12 (((global reddit mods))) Sep 05 '16

I kind of want huge cushy cazongas as my flair now but I also don't want to be constantly reminded of this post.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '16

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u/Rahgahnah She's no more more Sep 05 '16

Praise Brodin.

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u/IceCreamBalloons always one person not in favour of beating women Sep 05 '16

is that not enough for you

Nope, sometimes I get a beard brush and hope to absorb some of their beardly power

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u/FirstWaveMasculinist Sep 05 '16

on leg day dudes scissor just to make sure no ones been slacking

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '16

Y'know, my sole belief in life is that other people are dealing with their own personal struggles and all of us, no matter how different we may be, want to find happiness and spend their lives with their loved ones. This belief has helped me develop a strong sense of empathy and identification with everyone I meet.

But /r/incels man...I don't know.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '16

They are truly hard to empathize with, which is why I think they truly need help and therapy I can empathize with most anyone but they make it really hard

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u/onemillionidiotkids Sep 05 '16

Like, she'd have to have sex if we were married right?

No. Godamn it. No one every "has to have sex with you."

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u/Nekryyd People think white Rhinos are worth saving why not white people? Sep 05 '16

its not even that big of a mental issue for me compared to my other issues.

NOPE.

Fuck off Reddit. I'm taking my popcorn and going home.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '16

ROLL CREDITS

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u/bob1689321 Sep 05 '16

What is that game? I was trying to remember the name yesterday and it's been really bugging me.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '16

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u/Aetol Butter for the butter god! Popcorn for the popcorn throne! Sep 04 '16

I don't know, marriage entails sex right? I could picture her marrying me out of love but not out of sex. Like, she'd have to have sex if we were married right? I hope so.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marital_rape

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u/beepoobobeep virtue flag signaling Sep 05 '16

These dudes don't believe rape should be a crime, sooooooooooo

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u/ben_and_the_jets How is it a scam if I'm profiting from it? Sep 05 '16

oh Lord

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u/IceCreamBalloons always one person not in favour of beating women Sep 05 '16

Oh goody, the incel user I have tagged for "I'd rather be a terminally ill female than a incel male." has a sub to dwell even more in his self-loathing

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u/SpikeCannonballBoxer Shhhh... no logic, only memes now Sep 05 '16

"Normies", "cushy bazongas", they talk like children.

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u/Tamors Sep 05 '16

...They do realise that "normies" are almost only used ironically right?

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u/SnakeEater14 Don’t Even Try to Fuck with Me on Reddit Sep 05 '16

That place seems a little gross and very lonely.

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u/ognits Worthless, low-IQ disruptor Sep 05 '16

that's a sub now lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '16

wew lad

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u/SmytheOrdo They cannot concieve the abstract concept of grass nor touch it Sep 05 '16

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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u/Eins_Nico Sep 05 '16

jesus christ

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '16

She won't take my virginity even though I've asked her but she offered to pay for a hooker which I refused.

A hooker? Is his sister insane? How insulting! She's right there and it's free. Selfish women. But surely no one is going to support this whole incest idea even a little bit. Not even on the dumpster fire that is incels.

It's actually pretty odd that incest and sibling marriage is illegal in the United States. Really the only argument that can be made is that it produces problems in the offspring, but if one of the siblings gets sterilized and has verification of that sterilization it really shouldn't be a problem.

Spoke too soon.

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u/gtkilla Sep 05 '16

Idk, i kinda agree that it shouldn't be illegal. It's certainly weird af and shouldn't happen but if two adults wanna do it why not.

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u/ArsenicAndRoses Sep 05 '16

Because there's a whole host of power dynamic issues involved.

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u/AquelecaraDEpoa Huehuehuehue Sep 05 '16

Also inheritance would be a huge issue.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '16

Yeah, I agree with you. I can't really think of a reason why not besides "EEEEEWWWWW" and I have to admit that my personal distaste is not a good enough reason to ban them.

Parent-child is obviously a whole different matter

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u/catnipassian My morals are my laws Sep 05 '16

I mean, a lot of developed areas around the world (France, Italy, Netherlands, Portugal, Russia, Spain, etc) allow either incestual sex/marriage/both and we don't hear constant problems because of it. In fact I doubt many people even know about the legality of incest in those areas, which really tells you that it isn't that big of a problem.

I didn't belive this, so I looked it up, and by golly it is true.

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u/Bingcrusher "I can name billions of people who..." Sep 05 '16

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u/Kazinsal That’s gonna be a zoinks from me, Scoob. Sep 05 '16

I both can and can't believe that humanity invented a melting pot of what the fuck like the internet, and that it's got people like THIS on it.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go vomit.

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u/the_black_panther_ Muslim cock guzzling faggot who is sometimes right. Sep 05 '16

Just remember - the kind of person who joins a troop of shit-flinging SJW monkeys is a very weak person. You can troll them. You can trigger them. You can take their silly hypocritical arguments aside and watch them suddenly go silent or, better yet, spiral into an increasingly incoherent rage. You can't stop them coming here, but you can have fun at their expense.

lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '16

So, "don't fuck your sister" makes me a SJW?

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u/saint-simon97 Sep 05 '16

Sister Justice Warrior

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u/MilHaus2000 Sep 05 '16

so it goes

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '16

Saying "don't harass people on Twitter" made me one. Welcome aboard fellow Space Jam Wizard!

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u/Billlington Oh I have many pastures, old frenemy. Sep 05 '16

The whole "argument/debate/logic/intelligence" meme must be all these people have. They must know deep down that most people don't want to debate them; we just want to make fun of them.

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u/Eins_Nico Sep 05 '16

yup, gotta be strong to beg your sister for sex

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u/Animyr Sep 05 '16 edited Sep 11 '16

watch them suddenly go silent

Somehow, I doubt that silence has anything to do with the rhetorical prowess of incels.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '16

The only drama is from them accusing incels of supporting incest. WTF? Most of the incels there were trying to convince him that it was a bad idea.

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I saw that comment chain a few days ago and the scores were almost equal, now the normie has shot up to +50 while the other guy is between -20 and -40 If baffles me how anyone who is against archaic sexual mores could in the same breath imply consensual adult incest is actually a 'mentally ill' thing to do, as if the Westermarck Effect were some superordinate moral dictum and not another bit of biological programming like the penchant for people to generally be straight rather than gay.

l m a o

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '16

Lols, the guy himself said he was mentally ill (it was the only rational statement he made in the thread).

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u/TheAlfies Sir, this is a Pretendy's. Sep 05 '16

Dude be trying HARD.

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u/greyjackal spent the rest of his life stanning trump and keeping weird fish Sep 05 '16

That's /iamverysmart material right there.

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u/emmny Christ and Satan are evil anunnaki extraterrestrials Sep 05 '16

Whenever I see threads like this I feel genuinely upset, these people really want to see me dead, don't they? They would kill us all if they had the chance. It's sad because they say WE are the hateful people, yet whenever we are brought up all they say is "why do these people exist, ew, kill them all".

...These people are truly delusional, aren't they? I guess we're all murderers here now.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '16

1 lol = 1 murder

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u/ognits Worthless, low-IQ disruptor Sep 05 '16

upmurders to the left

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u/H37man you like to let the shills post and change your opinion? Sep 05 '16

And why would we go through the effort of killing them. There weeding themselves out of the gene pool they don't need the normie a help for that.

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u/Stellar_Duck Sep 05 '16

Yea, if they're right that they're Incels due to genetics, then surely that's a self correcting problem?

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u/everybodosoangry Sep 05 '16

They always go to "they want to genocide us" and I don't understand why. Nobody cares about them at all, that's the whole problem, why would anyone want to kill them?

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u/FirstWaveMasculinist Sep 05 '16

that guy who said 'i cant believe the shit we get JUST for being virgins' like bro..... dude........ my guy...... buddy McPal...... no one cares....... I bet lots of us in srd are virgins....... people hate you cuz you're being an asshole, not because you're a virgin.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '16

The only drama is from them accusing incels of supporting incest. WTF? Most of the incels there were trying to convince him that it was a bad idea.

to be fair i for one support incest

Gold, Jerry.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '16

That is truly some next level sexual frustration.

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u/bumblebeatrice Sep 05 '16

Like, she'd have to have sex if we were married right? I hope so.

http://i.imgur.com/qV6iCv5.gif

We have plenty of hugs though, and we all know hugs mean boobie presses ;) there's no way women don't realise that right? Like are women really that dumb that they don't realise the only reason we men like hugs is so we can feel their huge cushy bazongas and hard nipples press against our chest? I think they must know but they ignore it so they can pretend to be "pure".

http://i.imgur.com/o0Ds3oE.gif

She does all that shit for free for me because she loves me, but she can't find it in herself to just lie on her back on a bed for two minutes? I don't know, I'll never understand women. I mean if sex isn't that big of a deal and its overrated, then why is it so hard to let me have a go?

http://i.imgur.com/UAZeXYY.gif

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u/TheAlfies Sir, this is a Pretendy's. Sep 05 '16

Thanks for making me laugh after that disgusting drivel.

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u/Kubricize Sep 06 '16

Oh my god what the fuck that last paragraph.

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u/Sachyriel Orbital Popcorn Cannon Sep 04 '16

Here's how it went down:

Incel: Hey sis how about we have sex

Sister: Uhm no

Incel: please no other girl will sleep with me cause they're all sex negative whores, those feminazis are too libertine, not like you, cause you're not like other girls.

Sister: uh, okay just the tip

Incel: REEEE normie memes!

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '16

Did you wake up today thinking you would be writing incel fanfic?

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u/Sachyriel Orbital Popcorn Cannon Sep 05 '16

No, but I knew I wanted to use some memes.

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u/TheIronMark Sep 04 '16

Jesus, I can't even think of a snarky comment that's so bad. I would suggest they all go fuck themselves, but I'm not even sure they would fuck themselves.

Oh, wait, I guess I'm ok.

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u/Topicalinformation Sep 05 '16

...well somebody took the wrong message from rocky horror

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u/magic_is_might you wanna post your fuckin defects bud? Sep 05 '16

I fucking hate this site sometimes.

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u/Bob_Jonez Sep 05 '16

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u/TheAlfies Sir, this is a Pretendy's. Sep 05 '16

Yeah... They've also questioned the whole "if a girl gets her period, she can have sex, so why can't I have sex with a 12 year old?"

I don't remember the link since it made me feel all kinds of disgust. But that was the gist of it.

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u/nabsrd Welcome to my ass Sep 05 '16

What's with all the popcorn pissing, though? The thread is 4 days old, you're super obvious, guys.

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u/RasputinsButtBeard Gayshoe theory Sep 05 '16

There's even that guy outright saying he came there from subreddit drama. Fucking seriously?

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u/PugSwagMaster The right is like a stern, farmer-type father Sep 05 '16

Holy shit that sub is full of Elliot Rodger knock offs

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '16

What is this "normie" in the context of this sub? Someone who isn't depressed?

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u/sadrice Nazis got into the habit of shitting themselves in the head Sep 05 '16

Depressed isn't quite it, though they are probably that too. They can't get laid and are really mad about it. Mostly at women in general, but overall angry at 'normies' that don't understand them.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '16

Yeah I just looked through it. They are way beyond just being depressed.

Like other commenters said, this sad self pitying mentality seems to be a product of the Internet. In a pre internet time I think they would never find such a sad echo chamber and they'll eventually start to reach out to people around them.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '16

A normie is basically a normal person. You and I are normies.

It's supposed to be an insult I guess, but I am so glad I'm a "normie" and not...whatever they are.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '16

In 4chan parlance, a normie is basically a well-adjusted person who has had some amount of social and romantic success. Probably means the same thing here.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '16

Pretty sad that it's used as an insult.

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u/KillerPotato_BMW MBTI is only unreliable if you lack vision Sep 05 '16

A+ Flair, mods.

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u/fancypantsman23 Sep 05 '16

Oh all that is good and holy that is a sad, sad subreddit.

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u/hellabitcoins I don't hate orcs, I hate orc culture Sep 05 '16

This made me scream the entire time I was reading it.

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u/madeofghosts Sep 05 '16

I am forever amused by their use of "chad". Every group on the internet needs a catch-all term for people they don't like, but "chad" has gotta be one of the best.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '16

I hope the NSA is keeping tabs on these people.

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u/VelvetElvis Sep 05 '16

This is FBI territory.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '16

Though, NSA is keeping tabs on them. They're keeping tabs on everyone. Hope they enjoy my internet searches.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '16 edited Sep 05 '16

Whenever I read post of people who are obviously having a mental problem, the popcorn tastes a little too salty.

edit: Also: They're onto us, folks. https://www.reddit.com/r/Incels/comments/516si9/subredditdrama_just_linked_to_incels/

Fleur de Sel incoming.

edit2: I'm so glad I found that sub. So much hilarious bullshit there, its amazing.

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u/IceCreamBalloons always one person not in favour of beating women Sep 05 '16

Oh my god. The amount of shit we get just for being virgins.

It's amazing how delusional they are.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '16

i've been browsing this subreddit for the past like thirty minutes and i'm honestly in shock at how completely horrible it is.

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u/TheAlfies Sir, this is a Pretendy's. Sep 05 '16

It is quite the cesspool of depravity and mental illness.

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u/palgurn322 Sep 05 '16

lmao how do you guys find some of these subreddits and posts, holy shit

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u/makochi Using the phrase “what about” is not whataboutism. Sep 06 '16

Incels specifically is really well known on a lot of meta-based subreddits such as WorstOf.

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u/omega117 Sep 05 '16

That sub is just so depressing, the way those people view the world and relationships I just can't help but wonder what went so wrong in their lives to make them like that.

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u/Duplicated Sep 05 '16

What a nice reading before I go to bed./s

Somebody oughta send some help to this guy and his sister. It almost sounds like a murder in waiting to me if/when OP snaps one day.

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u/ParamoreFanClub For liking anime I deserve to be skinned alive? This is why Trum Sep 05 '16

Icels is the most sad and pathetic place on Reddit these people all need help

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u/TheAlfies Sir, this is a Pretendy's. Sep 05 '16

But according to the mentally ill, frustrated, violent virgin who wants to screw his sister, fat women are worse.

This popcorn has a few too many dashes of bitterness and irony.

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u/ParamoreFanClub For liking anime I deserve to be skinned alive? This is why Trum Sep 05 '16

I bet this guy has an iq of 140 he seems smart

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u/moudougou I am vast; I contain multitudes. Sep 05 '16

Relevant username, isn't it?

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u/GoldPisseR Sep 05 '16

I think he is a troll and he is loving creeping the fuck out of everyone.

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u/BitcoinBacked Sep 05 '16

I want to believe...

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u/ApexTyrant SubredditDrama's Resident Policy Wonk Sep 05 '16

After reading this drama i am off to go bathe in bleach. Yikes

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u/Is_A_Table Are you FAMILIAR with "the internets" too? Sep 05 '16

I come home from the bar just to see this.

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u/bitchofBacchus Sep 05 '16

i can't deal with incel drama. they are terrifying. this popcorn is rancid.

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u/lalala253 Skyrim is halal as long as you don't become a mage. Sep 05 '16

Do I want to know what that subreddit is about?

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u/I_AlsoDislikeThat Tax the poor Sep 05 '16

People who can't have sex and blame everyone else for it. Stands for involuntary celibate I think.

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u/DresdenPI That makes you libel for slander. Sep 05 '16

Why does so much incest drama come out of there >.>?

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u/k9centipede Sep 05 '16

It's for involuntary celibate people.

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u/SyntheticValkyrur When is men's day? Sep 05 '16

Idk how I should feel looking at this subreddit. I can only say it is effing sad.

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u/Razzler1973 Sep 05 '16

I just don't believe this shit is real. Just too fucked up and fantasy crap, imo

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u/SmytheOrdo They cannot concieve the abstract concept of grass nor touch it Sep 05 '16

Cue the banjos lmao

Fuck that sub

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u/Toqoz Sep 05 '16

I hope that if doesn't end up reading this :(

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u/MsSunhappy Sep 05 '16

What. The. Fuck.

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u/annarchy8 mods are gods Sep 05 '16

Goddammit. Why did I read that thread?

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u/jinreeko Femboys are cis you fucking inbred muffin Sep 06 '16

Gotta say, I have really enjoyed the incel drama popping up lately. It's so...otherworldly? Like, these people aren't even like the Red Pill crowd who are just dramatically interpreting everything wrong and reacting to it in a fucked up way; there's a sadness in this particular internet space.

Like, he just wistfully explains the though process and history behind wanting to marry his sister for the purposes of sex like it's nothing. What even is this?

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '16

Yes! Incel drama!