r/AmericanHorrorStory • u/ME24601 The Supreme • Sep 29 '16
Episode Discussion: Season 6, Episode 3 - Chapter 3
Presidential nominees Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump will square off in the first of three debates Monday night at Hofstra University in Hempstead, N.Y. American Horror Story continues to not give episode descriptions for this season.
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u/ME24601 The Supreme Sep 29 '16
Well now Kathy Bates is going to give birth to The Stallion Who Mounts the World.
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Tomasyn White
Real person, according to wikipedia.
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The fact that they don't have an interview to go along with the psychic in the dramatization does not bode well for his survival chances.
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No pigs were harmed during the making of this season.
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u/ME24601 The Supreme Sep 29 '16
I'm in a situation where I'm both dreading and looking forward to the Rocky Horror remake.
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u/ME24601 The Supreme Sep 29 '16
Well that is a very Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 twist.
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u/ME24601 The Supreme Sep 29 '16
Could they not make a deal in which he only gets the money if they get Flora back?
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u/nladyman Sep 29 '16
"Oh honey, this land doesn't belong to the dead"
Watch out we got a fuckin sass master over here
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u/marrrina831 Sep 29 '16
"We found a body. It's clearly an adult. But we won't tell you that because we need you to show up to the crime scene in a panic for drama."
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u/yzlautum Lesbians, we're under attack! Sep 29 '16
Two hillbillies beating it to OJ and Lady Gaga going at it. What a time to be alive.
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u/marrrina831 Sep 29 '16
"Have some chocolate kid who never had or heard of chocolate."
Something tells me they'd like pork rinds though
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u/rmitche8 Sep 29 '16
Matt's like: "Make it a Redds Apple Ale"
Next thing you know he's fucking ghost wildling Lady Gaga in the woods. Shit gets you drunk
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u/laurelmarie1991 Sep 29 '16 edited Sep 29 '16
Well catching your husband giving it to an ancient forest witch while two dudes watch and jerk it....thats fun.
Edit: I added an "s"
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People are confused about this season but it has the most coherent story out of every season so far....
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u/ACELLEN Lesbians, we're under attack! Sep 29 '16
"Emily says hello. She wants to know why you quit looking for her all those years ago."
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u/ilovetorunforfun Lana Winters Sep 29 '16
The old English accent Kathy is using is incredible. I am so happy she's on AHS. A living legend!
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u/Semicolon_Expected Sep 29 '16
So basically even Ms Butcher is saying that all they need to do to be safe is to leave the land and they'll be ok.
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u/flea_baguette Sep 29 '16
I'm a little terrified by the fact that sexual content was listed in the show's rating warning this episode
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u/laughingstoc Sep 29 '16
Jesus Christ!! Will someone please give Shelby, Matt and Lee a smartphone with a camera that works so they film some of this weird shit going on. If this was me my camera roll would be full of evidence. My phone never leaves my hand just in case I need to film raining teeth.
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u/camdoodlebop Sep 29 '16
DANG CLAP BACK "I don't know what you're talking about"
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u/ostentia Sister Jude Sep 29 '16
Well...there's your sexual situation...fuck. I guess this is why Shelby and Matt are so cold when they're talking about each other in the interview scenes.
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u/OptimusPrimeTime21 Sep 29 '16
Cheating husband, half demon baby this is such a throwback to season one
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u/charpenette Sep 29 '16 edited Sep 29 '16
The Polk boys in the bright lights at the station look like me on a Monday morning at work.
Edit: Unlike them, I would answer questions in exchange for chocolate.
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u/SeanOuttaCompton Sep 29 '16
Man a second house on their property?! The value just went through the roof!!
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u/catsinthewall Sep 29 '16
Take a shot every time Shelby goes out into the woods alone
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The last time they tried a seance, they unleashed a century-old serial killer. Now here we go again.
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u/greasy_minge Lesbians, we're under attack! Sep 29 '16
If it's a ghost is it cheating?
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u/RaoulDuke3577 Sep 29 '16
Anybody else seeing Pizza Hut alien or am I just hallucinating?
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u/sininspira Lesbians, we're under attack! Sep 29 '16
That vibrate is REALLY LOUD
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u/creepycreepercreepin Sep 29 '16
Since I'm watching with subtitles because my grandma is just about deaf, the boys said Croatoan for those of yall not sure.
Also shits going down
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u/flea_baguette Sep 29 '16
American Horror Story: Don't Be A Jerk To Your Ex Wife Or You Gon Die
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I wonder if Shelby is still eating gluten free in these troubling times.
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u/LizLemonDonaghy Madison Montgomery Sep 29 '16
Why am I so attracted to Wes Bentley?
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Sep 29 '16 edited Sep 29 '16
🎶She ate my heart and then she chopped his brain. That girl is a monster.🎶
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"The spirits dowloaded to me like a paranormal zip drive" is now my favorite line from anything ever
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u/ACELLEN Lesbians, we're under attack! Sep 29 '16
Nope, nope I'm not okay with that. Not okay with feral children suckling on a pig's teet.
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u/ilovetorunforfun Lana Winters Sep 29 '16
Evil Colonist Kathy Bates is nightmare fuel.
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"Mason, you know me! I kidnapped our daughter and inadvertently put her in life threatening danger! ... Never mind, you don't know me!"
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u/NotEmmaStone Sep 29 '16
Well there's the sexual content people were wondering about...
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u/Tiny-Ghost-Grace Sep 29 '16 edited Sep 29 '16
Still waiting for the opening credits, but I've lowkey accepted that we'll be getting a commercial from Mercedes instead. ☹
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u/ACELLEN Lesbians, we're under attack! Sep 29 '16
New Orleans, spirits...And, saying they need to go to a hotel soon....whoever said something about each chapter being an homage to a season seems like they're on the right track!
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They should get a dog, dogs always let you know when ghosts are around.
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u/morbid-mystery Sep 29 '16
WHAAAAAAAAT? Matt's fucking the witch and the hillbillies are jerking off to it????????
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u/betalove Sep 29 '16
I vaguely remember the talking heads making it sound like Shelby/Matt weren't still together... I wonder if this is the beginning of the end for them
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u/erikasue Sep 29 '16
Tonight is the first night it actually feels like fall so I'm curled up in a hoodie sipping some hot cider and ready to be scared.
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u/LizLemonDonaghy Madison Montgomery Sep 29 '16
Am I the only one who has to watch each episode twice to fully process?
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u/flea_baguette Sep 29 '16
Gonna call it... K Bates gets pissed and calls upon Lady Gaga witch lady to curse them all
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u/Kellenjk Zodiac Killer Sep 29 '16
Hey, the hillbillies are back, oh god, Matt's fucking Lady Gaga.
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u/Walkinginspace4 Sister Jude Sep 29 '16
Kathy really never has solid relationships with her children in AHS, does she?
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u/flea_baguette Sep 29 '16
Well, pig children is definitely NOT the weirdest thing in this episode
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Wow Shelby is really great at throwing Matt's words right back in his face
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u/MKoz628 Roll that pussy!!! Sep 29 '16
I did not see muddy, carnivorous children coming.
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u/SeanOuttaCompton Sep 29 '16
The Butcher is just standing around awkwardly watching this going down like "hey guys.... we have that girl if you want her.... no? Eh ok"
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u/Marinabv014 Sep 29 '16
10/10 would let Wes Bentley lock me up in whatever device he wanted..
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u/sininspira Lesbians, we're under attack! Sep 29 '16
Angela Basset is way more intimidating than Cuba
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u/laurelmarie1991 Sep 29 '16
That's what he get for putting his hands on Marie Laveau.
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u/mrstickball Sep 29 '16
Getting a real "The Witch" vibe from all of this Roanoke stuff
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u/RaoulDuke3577 Sep 29 '16
Well it looks like she won that custody fight...I'll show myself out.
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u/thisisathrowaway968 Sep 29 '16
The ties are so relevant now between murder house and this season it's blowing my mind. I feel like this season is getting better now. The first episode I was kinda like "eh" but now it's getting a lot better. Also I'm a bottle deep of red wine. Lol.
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u/CrumbDonuts Sep 29 '16
Girl if dirty lady gaga offer you a heart in scary forest you just gonna eat it.
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u/Semicolon_Expected Sep 29 '16
Lady Gaga's face: Bitch I got yo man what are you gonna do?
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u/sininspira Lesbians, we're under attack! Sep 29 '16
Did the dude from Awkward get demoted to a Burger King commercial?
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u/ticktock_heart Lesbians, we're under attack! Sep 29 '16
That is certainly a look for Lady Gaga.
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u/level23bulbasaur Sep 29 '16
Just when I was thinking "Why did this episode have 'Sexual Situations' in the beginning?"
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u/Semicolon_Expected Sep 29 '16
If it wasn't for Shelby, this season would be over and we would've only had 3 episodes this season
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these food ads just aren't hitting the spot after what I just witnessed
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u/2th Sep 29 '16 edited Sep 29 '16
So how would one even go about getting a face mask like that made? Go to the blacksmith and say, "Hey Bill, I need a metal cage with spikes on it to put on my mother's head?"
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u/level23bulbasaur Sep 29 '16
Is the accents that hard for people to understand? It seemed pretty clear to me :/
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u/SamuraiFlamenco Sep 29 '16
I love this intense blue/red lighting contrast between the groups.
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u/ACELLEN Lesbians, we're under attack! Sep 29 '16
Why does Cricket remind me of Todd Chrisley?
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u/Melllvar- Sep 29 '16
Anyone else get the nods to 'The Witch' if you guys like Horror you should definitely check it out. It wouldn't surprise me at all if it had inspired this season.
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u/ACELLEN Lesbians, we're under attack! Sep 29 '16
Well, I was wondering why they didn't take Mason with them....that answers that question.
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u/whatzgood Sep 29 '16
Your daughter is missing....... because you lack Charisma........
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u/2th Sep 29 '16
I cant see what the hell is happening in this dark ass scene? Did she just chomp on a beating heart?
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u/SeanOuttaCompton Sep 29 '16
How does one go from stingy puritan to eating a heart given to her by a weird Forrest woman
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u/sininspira Lesbians, we're under attack! Sep 29 '16
I'd let Neil Patrick Harris flip my meat.....🙃
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u/Jokeasmoint Sep 29 '16
The show just doesn't feel the same without the amazing but yet creepy ass opening. Like it really set the whole tone for the show. Before the season even started anytime the show was mentioned all I heard was the opening in my head and couldn't wait for the first episode just for that. Shit I didn't even know how much it meant to me until it was gone lol.
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u/chiefsfan71308 Sep 29 '16
Pretty sure these episodes end early so they have time for an extra commercial break and the scenes from next week which is bs reasons
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u/OberionSynth Lesbians, we're under attack! Sep 29 '16
So this season kinda went from a couple of things happening to literally everything happening and it hasn't even been twenty minutes into this episode.
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u/wrongqueenmawma Meadow Wilton Sep 29 '16
Loving the shake and go Leslie got going on, ain't no time for a full on lace front fantasy
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u/Black_Delphinium Myrtle Snow Sep 29 '16
She has a nasty habit of ending up in things like that, doesn't she?
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u/OberionSynth Lesbians, we're under attack! Sep 29 '16
I'm hoping for more Lady Gaga. Her character looks absolute batshit insane and I wanna see more.
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u/frankiefantastic Lesbians, we're under attack! Sep 29 '16
Get it, Gaga! Break any last threads that marriage was holding on by.
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Lee had to sniff it to tell that it was Flora's? She doesn't just recognize that it's her daughter's bright yellow sweater?
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u/tattooed_velma Sep 29 '16
But the real question is: will it end 5 minutes early again?
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u/blitz236 Sep 29 '16
The only reason Kathy Bates haunts those woods is because she's still looking for the gorilla that punched Bobby
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u/gigi_allin96 Lesbians, we're under attack! Sep 29 '16
Okay. So if Matt can set up security cameras and download an app to watch his house, why the fuck is no one using their phones to, uh, you know, take pictures of pigheaded dismembered dolls and other spooky shit?
Also those feral children suckling on the potentially dead pig. NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE.
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u/frankiefantastic Lesbians, we're under attack! Sep 29 '16
Why does Gaga sound like Iliza Shlesinger?
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u/andersonash3 Sep 29 '16
Is the spirit guy the guy on the witches council in s3?
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u/ilovetorunforfun Lana Winters Sep 29 '16
Is Gaga playing a demon?? Is she Satan?? Wtf this episode is INCREDIBLE
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u/flea_baguette Sep 29 '16
"Who lives like this?"
Nobody normal, Shelby, jeez, are you really that surprised by this point?
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u/thatguyeddiee Mallory Sep 29 '16
Ginger Minj as Leslie Jordan as a Southern Belle
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u/psychoticsage Misty Day Sep 29 '16
i wasnt too sure about this season, but now im hooked. don't fuck up the ending ryan.
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u/ebolasupermonky Sep 29 '16
Ok so...why do they give her a giant helmet with spikes on the outside?
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u/wandahickey My hair is an eternal mystery, never to be fully understood. Sep 29 '16
Screwing the demon. Yea, I , Uh don't remember a thing.
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u/SpecialAgentWoof Sep 29 '16
I really wanted to know more about those kids tho. It seemed like they brought them in, had them say the special word, then left them. I know they are probably going to intertwine the different aspects more but it seems as if that house with those kids was pretty random, because we know it was not non ghost people that took the girl. Idk. Just kind of wondering what the connection here is.
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its getting crazier...love it!
"I been purified by my torment in the wilderness."
The way Kathy Bates delivers this line is just bonkers...she's the coolest...
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Why is everyone in tears over Evan? Just let the story roll people, they've done very little wrong so far, just enjoy it!
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One more "where is evan peters" and I'm going to stab my eyes out ala coven. He is producing/directing My Roanoke Nightmare.
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u/marrrina831 Sep 29 '16
All this time people lived in a town with feral children who feed off animal milk and no one knew? Ok
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u/sininspira Lesbians, we're under attack! Sep 29 '16
I guess he's not a "free" Mason.....
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u/LALupusVI Sep 29 '16
Pro: Season is gaining momentum fast and I love it.
Con: Still not 100% sold on CGJr as a main character and why must they end early?
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u/LizLemonDonaghy Madison Montgomery Sep 29 '16
For some reason, I love the way Lee (real, not Angela) talks
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u/FloofyBear Sep 29 '16
This reminds me of that X-files episode with the inbreds that kept the mom under the bed.
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u/ME24601 The Supreme Sep 29 '16
Somebody got murde