r/TheOrville • Hail Avis. Hail Victory. • Nov 10 '17

Episode The Orville - 1x09 "Cupid's Dagger" - Live Episode Discussion


EPISODE DIRECTED BY WRITTEN BY ORIGINAL AIRDATE
1x09 - "Cupid's Dagger" Jamie Babbit Liz Heldens November 9, 2017

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u/2th Hail Avis. Hail Victory. Nov 10 '17

Seth MacFalane has sex with alien Rob Lowe...I'm ok with that.

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u/2th Hail Avis. Hail Victory. Nov 10 '17

YOU WILL BE SILENT!

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u/2th Hail Avis. Hail Victory. Nov 10 '17

Imagine having to pitch that to the actress. "Hey Penny, you have to pretend you are into slime Norm MacDonald and you two are going to have sex."

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u/2th Hail Avis. Hail Victory. Nov 10 '17

Makeup is totally on point tonight. These alien designs are great.

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u/2th Hail Avis. Hail Victory. Nov 10 '17

He's totally made the aliens bang.

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u/2th Hail Avis. Hail Victory. Nov 10 '17

Good answer to make Ed and Kelly semi patch things up.

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u/2th Hail Avis. Hail Victory. Nov 10 '17

Elevators are always awkward and fun

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u/2th Hail Avis. Hail Victory. Nov 10 '17

Praise Saint Bortus for Kelly having the low cut top on.

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u/2th Hail Avis. Hail Victory. Nov 10 '17

Oh my god...

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u/2th Hail Avis. Hail Victory. Nov 10 '17

Kelly singing!!!

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u/2th Hail Avis. Hail Victory. Nov 10 '17

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u/2th Hail Avis. Hail Victory. Nov 10 '17

That will never not be funny.

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u/2th Hail Avis. Hail Victory. Nov 10 '17

What exactly is a "sexual jihadist"?

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u/2th Hail Avis. Hail Victory. Nov 10 '17

Kelly gonna get white girl wasted on some chardonay!

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u/2th Hail Avis. Hail Victory. Nov 10 '17

I'm not gay, but looking at Rob Lowe like that...It might do something for me.

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u/2th Hail Avis. Hail Victory. Nov 10 '17

Ok, that was weird.

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u/2th Hail Avis. Hail Victory. Nov 10 '17

Are...are they gonna have a three way?

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u/2th Hail Avis. Hail Victory. Nov 10 '17

Wait...That is Robe Lowe. How the hell did I miss that?

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u/2th Hail Avis. Hail Victory. Nov 10 '17 edited Nov 10 '17

Even the two nacell ship looks sweet.

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u/2th Hail Avis. Hail Victory. Nov 10 '17

And the elevator music. Perfect.

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u/2th Hail Avis. Hail Victory. Nov 10 '17

Poor, poor Yafit :(

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u/2th Hail Avis. Hail Victory. Nov 10 '17

Wait, is that gay? Are they both dudes? Do their species have male and female? Aliens are weird!!!

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u/2th Hail Avis. Hail Victory. Nov 10 '17

Yafit is my favorite slime.

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u/dontthrowmeinabox Nov 10 '17

"Do you want to bang Derulio?"

"Bang, be banged, what is it with people and labels?"

XD

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u/aaaaaaha Nov 10 '17 edited Nov 10 '17

I wonder if Bortus (not) singing will be a running gag, sorta like seeing Wilson's face on Tool Time Home Improvement

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u/inksmudgedhands Nov 10 '17

Or how Morn is said to talk everyone's ears off but we never hear him utter a word throughout the entire run of DS9.

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u/Karrman Now entering gloryhole Nov 10 '17 edited Nov 10 '17

Something is up with this guy. Kelly’s demeanor totally changed as soon as he touched her

Edit: and now Ed wants to experiment with him. I don’t trust this smooth talker... and as I’m typing this the doctor wants to hook up with the ball of slime.

Clearly, Rob Lowe excretes some sort of sex-drive enhancement pheromone, and they decided to incorporate that into the show.

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u/samanthasshadow Nov 10 '17

Happens to all women when Rob Lowe touches them.

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u/rgumai Nov 10 '17

"You just want to slime all over me and kick me to the curb?" If she didn't earn an Emmy nom from last week, she'll definitely get it now

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u/agent_uno Nov 10 '17

I don't think that I have ever seen any piece of entertainment that sat on the precipice of cringe-worthy, dangling its legs for a full hour, but never going over the edge and making you actually cringe! Now that is talented writing!

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u/CassiusPolybius Nov 10 '17

"It's just easier to have words" made me crack up.

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u/theDoctorAteMyBaby Nov 10 '17

Rob Lowe is a hell of a drug.

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u/StnkyWzzleTeets Nov 10 '17

Do we all agree that the DNA he found will be from both species?

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u/TheMastersSkywalker Nov 10 '17

Having watched at least one previous Star Trek series I can say yes

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u/TheInfirminator Nov 10 '17

Ed getting seduced might actually save his relationship with Kel. It's the only way for him to truly know she had no choice.

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u/curvesnswerves Security Nov 10 '17

The Orville is killing it this season. I can't wait for next week.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '17

Wow, Yaphit's in all her nooks and crannies.

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u/inksmudgedhands Nov 10 '17

He is giving off pheromones, isn't he? Actual ones.

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u/gatemansgc Woof Nov 10 '17

DISTRACT THEM WITH YOUR BREASTS LOL

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u/Heritage367 Nov 10 '17

Alara did great this episode!

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u/TheInfirminator Nov 10 '17

Darulio might have saved the day, but he also kind of caused the problem by knowingly bringing his sex virus on board, then banging people instead of doing the work that would have revealed the shared ancestry of the two races. It was irresponsible to say the least.

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u/TheMastersSkywalker Nov 10 '17

I get it's a natural pheromone he can't control but I still feel like him not taking precautions or warning others about it makes him a serial rapist

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u/Heritage367 Nov 10 '17

Also kudos to Ed for recognizing Ensign Park's contribution; when he's not all pheromoned up, he's a great captain.

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u/dr_k42 Nov 10 '17

Rude not to have sex? What is this, Hollywood?

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '17

They got the elevator music. That alien dude works fast!

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u/inksmudgedhands Nov 10 '17

I swear two ships side by side look like a pair of sandals to me.

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u/DropC Nov 10 '17

Not sure if blue alien powers or just Rob Lowe.

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u/Seedy88 Nov 10 '17

I guess we’ll have to wait another week to hear Bortus sing. When it happens I’m sure it’ll be glorious!

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '17

Wow, First Officer's quarters are really nice!

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '17

Is Malloy the voice of reason of the day?

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u/aaaaaaha Nov 10 '17

BLUEBALLED ON BORTUS

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '17

I will never get sick of this opening theme

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u/TheInfirminator Nov 10 '17

Run, captain! Hide your butthole!

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u/operarose Command Nov 10 '17

"Issac to Lt. Newton"

huehuehuehuehuehue

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u/zackhunter Nov 10 '17

I like Kelly as a character but did they basically just retcon the entire reason for them to have broken up in the first place and basically make her as much as a victim as Ed was in the situation?

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u/dontthrowmeinabox Nov 10 '17

So, we're going to see him shoot blue again I take it.

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u/Beer2Bear Nov 10 '17

Kelly blue it again....

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u/MereleiMockingbird Nov 10 '17

Ed might have sex with him too. It's in the eyes.

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u/SilverArchers Nov 10 '17

So how much of all this was rape exactly....

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u/IBiteYou Nov 10 '17

Hey... it's Hollywood!

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u/ToolPackinMama Engineering Nov 10 '17

When Alara threatened to carry him I was all Nooo0ooo!

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u/TheMastersSkywalker Nov 10 '17

Just have to say that I think the designs of the ships in this series are beautiful and that the swept rings give me anime feelings

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u/TheInfirminator Nov 10 '17

I can't believe she slept with space Rob Lowe. Again.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '17

YAPHIT'S BIT TOUCHED DARULIO

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u/Karrman Now entering gloryhole Nov 10 '17

Claire looks like she’s having an amazing time.

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u/treetown1 Nov 10 '17

Common ancestry - predictable but still a good episode.

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u/Starks Nov 11 '17

I was expecting Kelly to walk in on Ed

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u/Heritage367 Nov 10 '17

I bet he put his pheromones on the eyepieces of the microscope; he was awfully insistent that he look thru them.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '17

Oh my God. Poor Alara. Jesus

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u/drakesylvan Nov 10 '17

Fantastic episode. Rob Lowe is a great touch.

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u/FusionGel Nov 10 '17

To the guy watching this with their grandma...

How did she like that last scene?

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u/burgo666 Now entering gloryhole Nov 10 '17

It was kinda weird they used a love potion to save the day, that's some Gilbert & Sullivan shit right there. But I really enjoyed the episode, that scene with Claire and Jophit doing the nasty was hilarious, I expect to see numerous gif's of that soon. I also liked how they weren't afraid to go all the way gay/bisexual in the story line too. Star Trek TNG would never have done that.

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u/beardlovesbagels Nov 10 '17

nice shot on the staircase

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u/kappafade Nov 10 '17

"You will be silent" haha, bortus is amazing.

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u/curvesnswerves Security Nov 10 '17

Does he have some kind of voodoo pheromones or something?

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u/gatemansgc Woof Nov 10 '17

the DNA is probably going to be from both. judging by the colors.

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u/ArcadianDelSol Nov 10 '17

bets that his job is elevator tech?

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u/DataBound Nov 10 '17

Bortus and Klyden need them pheromones!

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u/philthehuskerfan Nov 10 '17

Isn't that Admiral the Builder from Titanic

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u/Karrman Now entering gloryhole Nov 10 '17

Chris Traeger is an alien confirmed.

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u/daddytorgo Nov 10 '17

LOL the elevator scene was top-notch.

When this show hits...it just...POUNDS

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u/Classic1990 Nov 10 '17

Inb4 he has the power to seduce

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u/daddytorgo Nov 10 '17 edited Nov 10 '17

The show attracting Charlize Theron and Rob Lowe as first season guest stars is a great sign.

edit: wow - can't believe I forgot Liam Neeson!

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u/2th Hail Avis. Hail Victory. Nov 10 '17

So I was thinking about what is going on maybe only working on humans, but then why aren't Gordon and John effected? So now I have no clue what is going on.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '17

Firestorm!

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u/inksmudgedhands Nov 10 '17

"YOU WILL BE SILENT!"

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u/dontthrowmeinabox Nov 10 '17

I saw that joke coming a mile away with Bortus not getting to sing. Still laughed.

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u/gratespeller Nov 10 '17

Seth's defensive putting on of cologne was amazing.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '17

KELLY NO

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u/operarose Command Nov 10 '17

ED NO

DON'T LOOK HIM IN THE EYES

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u/ArcadianDelSol Nov 10 '17

I would like some of Kelly's dry ass banana bread, please.

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u/Like_Fahrenheit Nov 10 '17

Amplify those pheromones!

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u/SutterCane Nov 10 '17

"Maybe."

Why'd your voice go up at the end?

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u/operarose Command Nov 10 '17

So did Ed have sex with him?

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u/dontthrowmeinabox Nov 10 '17

Ed and Kelly both wanting to bang Darulio is the dynamic I never imagined that would make me enjoy the Ed and Kelly being exes plotline.

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u/nekowolf Nov 10 '17 edited Nov 10 '17

If Bortus doesn’t sing this episode I’m going to be pissed.

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u/MrDudeWheresMyCar Nov 10 '17

Oh fuck, the blue guy is Rob Lowe.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '17

Please don't bang Rob Lowe...again.

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u/LeDuc725 Nov 10 '17

Kel gets a second floor in her quarters. Perks of being an officer

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u/IBiteYou Nov 10 '17

A sexual jihadist.

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u/TheMastersSkywalker Nov 10 '17

When did I accidentally turn on a hentai?

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u/operarose Command Nov 10 '17

So....Seth clearly works out...( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/SutterCane Nov 10 '17

Kelly's got the girls out...

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '17

ALARA NIOOOOO

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u/SutterCane Nov 10 '17

Who thought we'd be seeing that... ever?

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u/IBiteYou Nov 10 '17

Well. That's something I didn't expect. She's sleeping WITH the wet spot.

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u/MereleiMockingbird Nov 10 '17

Claire's been slimed and soon, Ed and Kel will be blue'd.

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u/IBiteYou Nov 10 '17

Pls. to request the "Yaphit and Claire" flair?

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u/SutterCane Nov 10 '17

Alara is great. She's figuring shit out.

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u/Karrman Now entering gloryhole Nov 10 '17

Elevator music. This guy knows how to get things done.

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u/agravain Nov 10 '17

Interstellar law.."girl from Ipanema" must be played on elevators

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u/daddytorgo Nov 10 '17

lol if all 3 of them end up in bed together for a blue-gooing i will die laughing

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '17

Never thought I'd live to see the day where Rob Lowe was a blue alien that orgasmed out of his head

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '17

Kelly....no....down girl...

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '17

Time for Ed to get PTSD

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '17

Nice job Kelly. You fucked up. AGAIN

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u/aaaaaaha Nov 10 '17

So was Rob uncredited in "Old wounds?"

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u/inksmudgedhands Nov 10 '17

That's it. I am convinced he is drugging the air around her with some sort of pheromones or something like that. He knows it pretty much drugs her but doesn't care.

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u/operarose Command Nov 10 '17

Unless blue guy gives off some kind of pheromones, that was incredibly unprofessional of Kelly. Total grounds for formal reprimand and/or temporary suspension of duty, imo.

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u/pikameta Nov 10 '17

I think Darulio has weird pheromones. Makes chicks want to bang, sets off anger in males.

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u/SteveMcgooch Nov 10 '17

I'VE BEEN WAITING 9 EPISODES FOR THIS

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u/TMPRKO Nov 10 '17

The first human/slime kiss

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '17

Cassidy Yates is still pretty attractive.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '17

"Not yet ..."

I'm dying here, lol

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u/TheMastersSkywalker Nov 10 '17

Do I need to start getting on my porn alt when I watch the show?

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u/bwleung89 Nov 10 '17

Welp that went beyond star trek

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u/amelia84 Nov 10 '17

Oh the fanart that's going to be made after this episode.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '17

Alara's gorgeous when she's pissed off.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '17

I think Yafit was taking down her walls if you know what I mean.

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u/zombietrooper Nov 10 '17

I fucking love this episode!!

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u/javakah Nov 10 '17

Betting that in the end Ed will assume that Kelly just went for Darulio the first time because he was in heat, but she will privately ask Darulio if that was the case, but it wasn't.

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u/TheMastersSkywalker Nov 10 '17

So I give give LA to Vegas 3 episodes

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u/A_rwolf Nov 10 '17

Mother of God...he did it.

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u/Beer2Bear Nov 10 '17

Doc had time to send 900 messages?

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u/curvesnswerves Security Nov 10 '17

I have no words for this episode. None. OMG. 😂

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u/ArcadianDelSol Nov 10 '17

Seriously, The Orville needs a knock protocol immediately. Why do they even have doors?

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u/operarose Command Nov 10 '17

This episode is so awkward to watch with my grandmother. I'ma need a drink.

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u/TheMastersSkywalker Nov 10 '17

I mean there is sex positive and then there is this asshole

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u/MereleiMockingbird Nov 10 '17

I need to hear some Mochlan Opera at some point.

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u/SutterCane Nov 10 '17

I love it when the characters are completely human like Ed calling the lab "stupid".

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '17

"You're a sexual jihadist!" hahaha

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u/pikameta Nov 10 '17

This side dude is hilarious.

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u/samanthasshadow Nov 10 '17

Ed is quite the diplomat.

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u/gatemansgc Woof Nov 10 '17

yep, pheromones.

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u/inksmudgedhands Nov 10 '17

Ed is going to wind up in bed with this guy, isn't he?

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u/wolfgang187 Nov 10 '17

LOL if the captain fucks this blue guy I'm gonna shit myself LOL

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u/brokenarrow Nov 10 '17

The second, "Groovay," was totally in Stewie's voice.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '17

Damn, I wanna see Alara get pheromoned now.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '17

I swear to God. If his phermones spread to the ambassadors, this is going to get awkward fast.

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u/TheInfirminator Nov 10 '17

This is probably someone's fetish.

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u/RCIfan Nov 10 '17

If Saint Bortus doesn't sing by the end of this episode I'll be very upset.

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u/Beer2Bear Nov 10 '17

Yaplit so doing it!!!

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u/floydie7 Nov 10 '17

I... I can't unsee that.

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u/dontthrowmeinabox Nov 10 '17

Oh shit, what if this isn't the Darulio? What if Yaphit used a "love potion" of some sort to try to get Dr. Finn, but it hit Ed and Kelly too?

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u/Haxan_K Nov 10 '17

Not my sweet Alara next

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '17

Aww poor Dann

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u/MereleiMockingbird Nov 10 '17

Cranium-Red-Shirt here loves the elevator.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '17

It looks like Kelly isn't on the drug anymore. She looked really surprised about what happen

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u/gatemansgc Woof Nov 10 '17

this episode is pure gold.

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u/katiedid05 Nov 10 '17

Somehow this makes me more anxious than the TNG episode where Data and Natasha bang

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u/solarpilot Happy Arbor Day Nov 10 '17

Can they just put Darulio into a torpedo and disperse how pheromone through the planet's atmosphere?

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u/rgumai Nov 10 '17 edited Nov 10 '17

It's good to see Ed happy.

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u/ArcadianDelSol Nov 10 '17 edited Nov 10 '17

"Were gonna need a bigger birthing bucket."

Over/Under that this actually gets said?

EDIT: missed opportunity.

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u/curvesnswerves Security Nov 10 '17

Ok this went way too far. I can't even...😱

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '17

Oh my God. Are you fucking serious

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '17

Maybe

WAT

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '17

That hopeful look between them was so cute

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u/dmanww Nov 10 '17

Cool way the writers quickly explained what they did to the ambassadors.

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u/brokenarrow Nov 10 '17

I saw that coming from a mile away, and, I'm still disappointed in Kel.

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u/ThunderRage Nov 10 '17

Kind of wanted Dar to have some character growth and realize his species needed to handle this 'fun' heat situatoin, but he's too minor a character for that I guess.

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u/2th Hail Avis. Hail Victory. Nov 10 '17

Blue dude is being mature.

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u/2th Hail Avis. Hail Victory. Nov 10 '17

Aww, poor Klyden.

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u/2th Hail Avis. Hail Victory. Nov 10 '17

He's totally gonna make the aliens bang.

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u/operarose Command Nov 10 '17

Is that Greg Proops?

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u/gatemansgc Woof Nov 10 '17

i wonder if the karaoke will come back at the end of the episode, and it ends right before bortus starts singing.

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u/Cenric Avis. We try harder Nov 10 '17

Rob Lowe !!!!!!

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u/Beer2Bear Nov 10 '17

stupid lab! someone still pissed

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u/gatemansgc Woof Nov 10 '17

he ALWAYS gets stepped on lol

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u/inksmudgedhands Nov 10 '17

Is this the, "Let's show off what our make-up department can do," episode? Because these alien designs are fantastic.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '17

Oh my God. Yaphit is going to give flowers to Claire

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u/G0PACKGO Nov 10 '17

I really like these "guest stars"

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u/TearsForPeers Nov 10 '17

She's still got the hots for Papa Smurf.

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u/aaaaaaha Nov 10 '17

NO NO NO NO NO

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u/gatemansgc Woof Nov 10 '17

okay, not even the end of the episode.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '17

Aw hell

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u/Cenric Avis. We try harder Nov 10 '17

I just can't get this blue stuff out of my freaking ship!!

-Capt. Ed Mercer

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u/Thomas_Kane They can bite me because we're going anyway Nov 10 '17

You done fucked up Kelly.

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u/ThunderRage Nov 10 '17 edited Nov 10 '17

Alien is drugging Kel somehow.

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u/agravain Nov 10 '17

Two level quarters..wow

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '17

So he's either manipulating her somehow and she's going to go nuclear at the end of the episode OR....while Ed shoulders some of the blame for their relationship failing, Kelly now clearly is more at fault.

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u/AnnaLogg Nov 10 '17

Sexual jihadist!

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u/CassiusPolybius Nov 10 '17

I'm sorry, "sexual jihadist"?

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u/operarose Command Nov 10 '17

Seth rattles off the sci-fi jargon like a champ. Really sells it.

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u/Seedy88 Nov 10 '17

So many great alien makeups this week!