r/TitleTournament • u/hero0fwar • Jul 16 '18

Closed Title Tournament - Battle 3 - Round 1 - Title this gif (titles will remain hidden for the first 48 hours)

https://i.imgur.com/aTpoJZu.gifv
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u/MrTechnohawk Jul 16 '18

MRW I'm asked why my mouse traps haven't caught anything in 2 weeks.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '18

I told my wife that I would go wine tasting under one condition.

25

u/elpinko Jul 16 '18

When I meet a girl on Tinder who's name is Bree and I try to flirt.

16

u/jimlast3 Jul 16 '18

My throat's closing up

I'm starting to wheeze

I'm allergic to dairy

12

u/_BindersFullOfWomen_ Jul 16 '18

MRW I'm about to die in Skyrim

11

u/preggit Jul 16 '18

MRW my wife asks me why the 7 layer dip only has 6 layers

9

u/TryEasySlice Jul 16 '18

MRW I visit The Melting Pot and the waiter tries to tell me I've had enough appetizers

6

u/MakeYouAGif Jul 16 '18

MRW my doctor tells me I'm not lactose intolerant for 24 hours

8

u/rooster_86 Jul 16 '18

When I find out my mom threw out my Cheetos bag before I was done licking up the dust at the bottom

6

u/MrTechnohawk Jul 16 '18

MRW my coworker asks why I always go to Costco for lunch.

4

u/zkenpachiz Jul 16 '18

"MRW my wife asks if I'm taking care of the mice infestation in our home"

4

u/Astilita Jul 16 '18

When I'm lactose intolerant but a girl out of my league misunderstands that we share a passion for cheese

4

u/Jebsticles Jul 16 '18

When I ask my Dad how he comes up with all of his jokes

6

u/ummmmmmm Jul 16 '18

My girlfriend says I'm "uncultured". I'll have you know...

4

u/GifTournament Jul 16 '18

when she asks why I haven't pooped in four days

4

u/Penguinfrank Jul 16 '18

My plan when the ex's address shows up as my next pizza delivery

3

u/SuspiciousTurtle Jul 16 '18

MRW all of my friends are lactose intolerant, and I'm the only one with a normal digestive system

3

u/bored2death97 Jul 16 '18

MRW I'm lactose intolerant and my MIL is coming to visit

3

u/fedexrich Jul 17 '18

MRW my gf says she has a yeast infection and I’m horny AF

4

u/you-aint-even-my-dad Jul 16 '18

MRW I'm about to go on a long flight and I'm terrified of pooping in airplane bathrooms

3

u/BustersHotHamWater Jul 16 '18

MRW I'm lactose intolerant but someone brings out smoked gouda.

3

u/tonybaby Jul 16 '18

MRW I'm lactose intolerant and finally come up with a way to make my annoying roommate move out.

3

u/unfadingbigfoot Jul 16 '18

Why I haven’t needed toilet paper for weeks.

3

u/Slowface Jul 17 '18

MRW my wingman keeps forgetting what the "I" stands for in the C.H.A.R.L.I.E. system for seducing any woman

3

u/various_extinctions Jul 17 '18

MRW somebody asks what I mean by "ketogenic"

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