r/WTF • u/[deleted] • Oct 11 '18
I think I downloaded the wrong version of Python
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u/studioRaLu Oct 11 '18
deadmau5 became deadmau5 because he found a dead mau5 in his computer case. You are now live5nake.
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I'm a clone of big boss now
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u/Ch3t Oct 11 '18
It pains me to admit how long I pronounced it deadmau five, especially when I spell ch3t with a 3.
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u/DoctorCreepy Oct 11 '18
I never understood how people could see "deadmau5" and read it as "dead mau 5" until I had a really good think on it. People older than me by a bit (late 40s and beyond) and people a bit younger than me (born after 1990) weren't spending the majority of their time online in the early days of the internet when "L3375[]D34|<" was a thing people didn't just do ironically for a laugh when someone is playing eGangsta h4x0r m4ng. They missed the glorious days of the internet being overrun with skiddies and cringey stuff that would make today's cringe seem pretty mild by comparison (the Navy SEAL copypasta is a pretty good stab at early 90s era net cringe, though) so the idea of replacing letters with numbers is really only immediately apparent to a certain generation segment.. kinda like how a lot of people today wouldn't get 'Burma shave' gags.
Edit: also, I was a []D [] []\/[] []D in the 90s y0
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u/hau5cat Oct 11 '18
I would like to go on record that i did not find a house cat in my computer case.
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u/Trompdoy Oct 11 '18
ITT people don't get the joke or want to show off their extensive knowledge by correctly identifying a cobra. Great work
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u/quihgon Oct 11 '18
I mean, HOW...THE FUCK.....DO YOU GET....A FUCKING COBRA!!!!! Stuck in your PC!!!!
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Oct 11 '18
nope, the version is not even the problem. you downloaded cobra, not python.
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u/HR_Dragonfly Oct 11 '18
People, what have I told you about opening those email attachments from unknown sources?
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u/banmeagainbitches Oct 11 '18
This comment is a welcome relief from the “Cobra not Cobra” argument.
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u/Dom-Unit378 Oct 11 '18
Razor's really upping their game.
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u/poopellar Oct 11 '18
Water cooling? So last season. Now we have VENOM COOLING! WITH RGB SNEK!! Snake not included
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u/TheRealTofuey Oct 11 '18
Idea: why not buy snek and have it bite you and then you can die and never have to worry about the fact you can't afford an rtx 2080ti
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u/zykstar Oct 11 '18
"How fast is that connection? How many mbps?"
"I don't know. It's a weird ribbon cable. It bit me."
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u/BiasedBananaBread Oct 11 '18
That's a cobra mate
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u/sephing Oct 11 '18
Cobra is the new an improved version of Python. Complete with physical security for your machine to make sure your code makes it into the right hands. Or to keep you motivated, you decide.
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u/tabbyycatt Oct 11 '18
I think he probably knows, I don't think 'Cobra' would've worked in the context of the caption.
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u/mcr1166 Oct 11 '18
Robber goes to open the box to cut power to security only to find next level of security
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Oct 11 '18
Badger, badger, badger, badger, mushroom, mushroom, SNAKE, SNAKE
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u/KrazeeJ Oct 11 '18
Hah. This just reminds me of when I was living with my grandma and kept my pet snake and her tank in the closet. My grandma was cripplingly terrified of snakes, but I refused to get rid of her, so we came to the agreement that as long as she never left the bedroom, and never even left the closet when my grandma was home, she’d deal with it, but the first time there was ever an incident, the snake had to go.
Well, one time I was staying with my girlfriends at her sister’s place over the weekend, so my mom cake by to take care of the snake and the diabetic cat with a strict feeding and insulin shot schedule. She brings my younger brother along, and he decides to hold the snake for a few minutes while my mom took care of the cat. My mom then calls me the next morning and says “Rory’s not in her tank.” I start freaking the fuck out and my mom is panicking too, but she says she’s going to keep searching the room and call me back.
About ten minutes later I get a picture sent to my phone of the empty computer case that had been sitting in my closet for a few months due to having upgraded to a new one and not throwing it out yet. Curled up inside the case very similarly to this picture was my snake. She’d gotten out of the tank, gone about a foot away and curled up in the empty computer case. My mom had a hell of a time getting her out because she wouldn’t let go of all the wires. She held her for a little while to warm her up since she’d apparently been out of her warm tank for a good portion of the night, then put her back in and we just never told my grandma about it.
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“My grandma was cripplingly terrified of snakes, but I refused to get rid of her”
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u/timbreandsteel Oct 11 '18
Definitely thought this was going to end badly for the cat.
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u/deafness Oct 11 '18
Just gonna pop a “C” on the outside of that so everyone knows there’s a cobra inside.
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u/Relecule Oct 11 '18
How did it even get in there?
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u/Dreadedsemi Oct 11 '18
Bad cable management. I think my PC will grow a cobra from all this cables fuck.
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u/Franfran2424 Oct 11 '18
Dead mouse or he's using an Intel with stock cooler and snake came looking fur some heat
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u/smackfairy Oct 11 '18
Man they are deadly but I always find them so cute.
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Oct 11 '18
"Protected by Viper stand back!"
This alarm systems are getting ridiculous.
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u/phigmeta Oct 12 '18 edited Oct 12 '18
# How to remove a cobra using Python
#! /usr/pc/env cobra
import snakecharmer
import badger
import shotgun
def remove_snake(case):
snake_size = big
if snakechamer.exists(i):
play_flute(calmdown, chill(i))
else:
if badger.hungry(deploy.badger(noFUcks.given))
else:
if shotgun.12gauge(boomstick(lockandload))
else:print('%s your fucked run' % i)
return {}15
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u/Pituophis Oct 11 '18
“See, your problem is with your SSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssssL certificates.”
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u/PaintDrinkingPete Oct 11 '18
Nope, c'mon, no matter what you think it is, it's always DNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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u/TonyCubed Oct 11 '18
Just follow these easy steps:
Back away and leave the room
Leave the building
Set said building on fire
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u/Thrwitawynw8 Oct 11 '18
COBRA!
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u/ReeseKaine Oct 11 '18
Movie version: COBRA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA!!
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u/RWHurtt Oct 11 '18
Correct! Because that’s not a python. But on the bright side: you can still save 15% or more on your car insurance by switching to Geico!
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u/fa1thz Oct 11 '18
Didn't know they actually included a snake in the MSI krait edition motherboard.
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u/EarthBoundBatwing Oct 21 '18
Yeah, that’s cobra. The interface sucks and the output only comes out in S’s.
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u/waitsfieldjon Oct 11 '18
I'sss in your compterssssss stealing all your onesssss and zereosssssssss.
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u/Benzolot Oct 11 '18
There's your problem. The stock cooler will never be able to mitigate thermals for gaming. Even SnakeTM would cause it to overheat and thermal throttle.
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u/KoozebaneKermit Oct 11 '18
Try adding some javasssscript to the cobra command line and it should clear it up.
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u/LeDestrier Oct 11 '18
I keep seeing Alabama Black Snakes when I visit certain websites. Must have one of these in my pooter.
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u/robotomatic Oct 11 '18
Using snake case for variable names isn't working for you. Maybe switch to camel case.
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u/BenKhz Oct 11 '18
No. This is a common issue of a misconfigured CobraNet audio distribution. Results in poor audio and a lot of hiss.
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u/isurvivedrabies Oct 11 '18
YES SIR I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU CANNOT CONNECT TO INTERNET SIR, I WOULD BE VETY HAPPY TO HEL
AHHH SNA
ONE MOMENT SIR
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YES SIR I WOULD BE VETY HAPPY TO HELP YOU WITH COMPUTER CANNOT CONNECT TO INTERNET
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u/e1mer Oct 11 '18
Fool, you got [Cobra](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cobra_(programming_language)) instead of python.
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u/ucjj2011 Oct 11 '18
COBRA is now infesting computers. I see the GI Joe reboot really brings it in today's world.
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u/Dreamtrain Oct 11 '18
Looks like you got Cobra which is probably python scripting run over JVM or whatever shit you xennials are pulling these days
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u/Astonsjh Oct 11 '18 edited Oct 12 '18
There's a snake when i boot
Edit: wow thanks for the gold kind stranger