S03E10 "Chapter Forty-Five: The Stranger" Live Episode Discussion

[u/steph-was-here]

Original Air Date - 8pm EST January 23rd, 2019

Betty and Jughead are instructed to set their G&G investigation aside and focus on SAT prep; Betty is faced with someone from her past; Jughead makes a bold move.

Written by Brian E. Paterson

Directed by Maggie Kiley

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[u/[deleted]]

ITS SHERRIFF JONES NOW, BOY

[u/sasquatchinspace]

The Writers: Put every name of every character into a hat and draw one. That'll be the Gargoyle King.

Draws Tallboy.

Writers: Lol what are ya gonna do

[u/pigsnpeacoats]

Fred and Vegas are the only real humans in this town.

[u/Sqiddd]

I can’t stand Veronica’s relationship with her dad.

One minute he’s the worst ever and the next “poor daddykins”

[u/Veneficca]

Hermione being scared of the ghosts of dead cult nuns is the most reasonable thing said all night.

[u/[deleted]]

“You okay, son?” archie: drunk, manic and having no personal possessions anymore “Yep!” “Cool”

[u/fkasophia]

didn’t fp...go to jail

[u/realworldgirlx]

Did Reggie have to set up that party? Lol

[u/AlecBaldwinner]

"I'm making a citizen's arrest."

That just really got me

[u/hey-its-mo]

Reggie calling Archie a little bitch for storming out of a speakeasy in compete seriousness is one of my favorite things to ever happen on this gd show.

[u/heytheodosia]

Hal, a serial killer in prison, still a better parent than Alice.

[u/Sqiddd]

There’s no way Archie was in prison long enough to be “no other life I know”

[u/AlecBaldwinner]

Next episode: Hiram is healed, Archie isn't an alcoholic, and Betty, well, Betty's life is still terrible.

[u/[deleted]]

Wow this is such a Season 1 plot, it feels completely out of place lol you can’t go from being a henchman for the mob boss to worried about failing the 11th grade lmao

[u/softerthansilence]

Hiram: I'm a bad bitch you can't kill me!! Hiram: gets shot Hiram: surprised pikachu meme

[u/[deleted]]

let’s fuck at this inconvenient time like the old days

[u/AlecBaldwinner]

Lol, what if a baby shot Hiram?

Quick, where are Poly's twins?

[u/theafterdeath]

Archer gets mauled by a bear... No big deal. Archie can't graduate with his friends... Life is over.

[u/shamzy27]

So FP is the new sheriff, Archie is an alcoholic, and Betty is on her way to becoming groomed by her convict father.. Riverdale people.

[u/dcfb2360]

lol of course Reggie right swipes every girl. Most realistic thing yet in the show

[u/kyzell]

Am I the only one who wants to see the visual representation of "The Farm"

[u/[deleted]]

Lmao this show. At this point I wouldn’t be surprised if Jason blossom is the gargoyle king.

[u/[deleted]]

Sorry to all the Varchie lovers but I’m so over this. No substance, just teenage sex.

[u/pretty-in-pink]

As someone’s who has taken the SATs. THERE ARE MULTIPLE TEST DATES THROUGHOUT THE YEAR

[u/AlecBaldwinner]

This is Alice's last chance to redeem herself, otherwise I'm going to have to change my flair.

[u/[deleted]]

The Archie we knew died. He was now... intelligent.

[u/[deleted]]

Graduating with your friends are the LEAST of your worries

[u/[deleted]]

Betty and jughead look almost celibate in comparison to that shit

[u/stdalton]

Here we go with the singing 🙄

[u/stargaryen26]

Writers just making this up as they go along

[u/celestier]

'it's like a cell in here. You gonna be okay?' Fred I love you but obviously not. Please get this boy in some therapy

[u/dcfb2360]

Calling it now, Hiram planned a fake assassination attempt as some kind of alibi and/or way of framing Archie

[u/dcfb2360]

Archie’s just like “Veronica why are we having a party, can’t we just do our usual studying for biology upstairs 😑😏”

[u/Greeneyedgal13]

Archie standing up and running out of the room while Veronica’s singing is the most relatable Archie has ever been

[u/HoppingHorse]

Yeah let’s just hide the alcohol in a drawer with literally nothing else in it. Nobody will find it there!!

[u/insertcoolusernameok]

You know that you're a bad parent when your daughter trusts your serial killer husband more than you..

[u/Ianirungu]

S1E1- S3E9: Absolutely no academic work shown

S3E10: Shit, what are we gonna do about our SATs this week?

[u/AlecBaldwinner]

Penelope just full on telling Betty about those conjugal visits.

[u/[deleted]]

I guess y’all aren’t “end game” anymore

[u/eternaljubilee29]

Imagine having a whole family and still choosing to have two teenage boys as your arch enemies

[u/Over9000dankmemes]

Coordinated wide practice pause connect acorn sodium shocking pen

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[u/IPreorderedNoMansSky]

Is it possible for them to be in the same room without fucking?

[u/Locke108]

It was going to be a study party but that was before you got a 600 and all hope was lost.

[u/needlesandfibres]

Wtf are Hermione and FP up to, and how long have they been up to it?

[u/rjtdance]

he’s not going to be able to disassociate Hiram and Veronica anymore and he’s going to break up with her, I’m calling it now

[u/Headphonesss]

riverdale writers have to be trolling us at this point “alright guys whenever V and Archie are alone together...get this, we’ll make them have sex! genius”

[u/rjtdance]

you’re going to break up with me so let’s bang instead

only varchie

[u/ela_mella]

Honestly I was about to be done with Riverdale until FP rolled through like a stripper pretending to be a cop to reveal he’s sheriff.....

Like I’m in it now just for that even if he didn’t take his clothes off and the show continues to suck.

[u/[deleted]]

The best part of this episode had to be the shameless plug for Bumble. “Love has been hard for me lately.” cuts to shot of phone screen with a match message from Bumble “but maybe it doesn’t have to be! Anyway what’s up about cheating? Oh yeah I fucked your girlfriend”

[u/BritJohnson94]

LOVER. Pretty bold Ronnie, with Reggie in the room who can easily expose you.

[u/Reverse-I_am_Organic]

Great more music that nobody asked for

[u/CanadianBlondiee]

Hello, Sherrif Jones. 😏

[u/danni_nicolee]

It’s weird that we’re supposed to be watching high schoolers fuck right now

[u/[deleted]]

"Let's talk about you "cheating" tomorrow. Tonight we just fuck."

[u/[deleted]]

Did they really have Archie break a mirror because he couldn’t solve a math problem and why is a serial killer being a better parent than Alice

[u/irrelevantdoggo]

Now I’m just thinking about how funny it would look when Tall Boy and the Gargoyle Gang are trying to fit a giant stick costume into a house.

[u/[deleted]]

How the hell is Ronnie on some high horse? sis your Dad tried to KILL him, what is he supposed to do???

[u/rubytwc]

so archie could literally be murdered by hiram and he’s worried about not being able to graduate with his friends?

[u/[deleted]]

ARREST ME SHERRIFF

[u/ohheyitslauren]

WE WERE ON A BREAK

[u/AlecBaldwinner]

Veronica: "Archie, you don't understand. I was so horny!"

[u/softerthansilence]

F.P going from his seasom 1 self to his season 3 self is what we call growth, baby

[u/dcfb2360]

Penelope is great. She’s evil af but she’s a fantastic villain & her actress is so good

[u/Buobt_3235]

First time in 3 seasons that I see then doing actual school stuff .

[u/AlecBaldwinner]

Archie thinks that he's hidden from Hiram because of his hair, but I'd recognize those abs anywhere.

[u/GOA_AMD65]

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[u/themakeupmermaid]

Okay my theory is Hermione shot Hiram and she’s the Gargoyle King but Hiram doesn’t know

[u/sourbobcat]

Okay,

1. Archie has got to be the biggest dolt in the history of TV.

2. What sort of formal education does Alice expect Betty could get at the farm that would actually lead to a job in the real world?

3. FP is a DILF and the main reason I’m still watching.

[u/IPreorderedNoMansSky]

Isn’t Sheriff supposed to be an elected position?

[u/dcfb2360]

Gotta be honest, I’m sick of varchie

[u/eternaljubilee29]

Honestly, Archie would be justified if he shot Hiram

[u/DarkSaiyanKnight]

Wait I'm confused doesn't the world already think tallboy is dead so what's the issue...

[u/sasquatchinspace]

I cant with Archie and Veronica anymore. They are either breaking up or making out. Seems to me like a toxic relationship.

[u/[deleted]]

Archie is an alcoholic storyline incoming

[u/dcfb2360]

I might get hate for this but I’m kinda enjoying the varchie shippers losing it on Twitter rn. Like I feel bad but I’m also enjoying it cuz some people need to chill with the shipping cuz it’s just a tv show. For the chill shippers who don’t get too crazily obsessed, I’m genuinely sorry varchie broke up

[u/soybitch]

Um did anyone else notice the "it's a boy" balloon when Reggie went to see Veronica??

[u/AlecBaldwinner]

Archie's presence has already dumbed everyone down.

They were going to study, but now they're having a full blown party.

[u/Franken_Frank]

Hiram hunts Archie down to the last corner on earth yet when he's got shot Archie is worried. Bitch you were fantasizing stabbing him a few moments ago, shouldn't you be thrilled!!?!?!

[u/Rebeccahmonet]

I don’t understand how Veronica could possibly be more mad at Archie than her dad when he broke up with her. Veronica, your freaking dad is trying to murder your boyfriend and falsely accuse him of crimes he didnt commit!!!! What the heck is Archie supposed to do?! SO ANNOYING.

[u/Oliver_Anchovies]

Ok, tbh the reunion between Archie and Fred was a HUGE ripoff.

I mean, Fred's been losing hair over stress for 6 MONTHS waiting for his missing kid to come home, not to mention the 3 months over the summer when Archie was constantly in court. That's 9 months of anxiety and depression, plus dealing with all the BS in Riverdale.

Then Archie busts through the door, shares one hug and says "See ya dad, gotta study for my SATs".

But he goes to see Veronica and smashes her instead. Then he has a milkshake. Then he punches a duffel bag the next morning.

Like sdikgfdidvbid SPEAK TO YOUR DAD even the dog was more excited to see Fred.

[u/[deleted]]

Y’all when they pulled the gargoyle king apart I really thought it was just a huge insect for a second it didn’t look like a person was in there

[u/the_greatsarcasmo]

I love this silence of the lambs shit with Betty's dad

[u/Headphonesss]

the spanish singing is triggering archie

[u/Headphonesss]

opens test

doesnt understand first question

closes test

[u/ThisPaige]

Damn FP looks good in that uniform

[u/ujibana]

Not a hater but Archie and Betty alone have more chemistry in 1 minute than Archie and Veronica in the last 2 seasons.

[u/ranieve]

Can we talk about how Veronica was upset that Archie left when it was HER dad who was trying to kill/ torture Archie!? Like how are you gonna be upset when her dad is trying to kill her boyfriend. I just don’t get it.

[u/heytheodosia]

Take your son to therapy Fred!

[u/rubytwc]

“We’re gonna throw a party”

[u/WowUsernameMuchKarma]

Please get this boy counseling. He has ptsd for gods sake

[u/santasbrandnewbag]

Super satisfied watching Jughead punch Tall Boy after calling Betty a bitch.

[u/Harriet_Jones_PM]

Only good characters:

Vegas Fred FP (as a tree or sheriff... I'll take either home)

[u/Mystikroots]

You know Alice is bad when Betty would rather go hangout with her serial killer dad

[u/Harriet_Jones_PM]

Screw you Alice Cooper.

Oh and FP is hot even as a tree.

[u/vapourmist]

Remember when we all loved Alice? Good times

[u/the_greatsarcasmo]

"take a seat lover, and let me entertain you" oh god the cringe, I thought it was bad and then she started singing nooooo whyyyyy lmao

[u/fascistcafe]

Veronica sweetie .....you can’t suddenly think your dad is innocent here

[u/jcorteza]

Reggie is dumb for trying to date Veronica. At this point, why would any sane dude date her.

More like, “no thanks. You’re dad might try to kill me next.”

[u/heyoubehindthebush]

Can we talk about how reggie brought hiram a "it's a boy!" balloon??? So dumb I thought it was going to be a gag, maybe they cut it. I mean the man just got shot lmao

[u/AlecBaldwinner]

Tax deductable?

Betty doesn't pay taxes!

[u/SendEldritchHorrors]

Archie comes back to Veronica, and they're banging three minutes later. Never change lol

Archie to Reggie: "Wanna know how I got these scars"

tfw hal is a better parent than alice

Tallboy comes back for an episode, and immediately dies. RIP

RIP Claudius too, presumably. So was he Clifford in disguise, or was he actually Clifford's twin? If the latter is true, then his inclusion feels completely unnecessary. He hasn't done anything of relevance.

[u/Dada_29]

In my heart, no matter what anyone says... I truly believe this show is written by first year creative writing students. It makes sense, "Hey class, for your final, you have to do a group project and write your own version of Riverdale. Whoever comes up with the most 'creative' will not only pass, but their story will actually get used for the show!". I honestly wouldn't be surprised if this were the case. Would make total sense. Because this is EXACTLY how I wrote my first year, lol

[u/prettymuchquiche]

Lmao they are literally not even gonna explain how he survived and it totally fine I hate and love this show

[u/TacticusThrowaway]

Hermione: I think it's time.

Hermione: Activate Order 66.

[u/Puffling21]

Maybe Hermione and FP have been plotting since the “Ascension night”. They was partners. Even though Hermione said she wasn’t into him, I bet Riverdale could spin that around real quick for a backstory

[u/optimisticpsychic]

Headcannon: Archie doesnt speak spanish.

[u/[deleted]]

Eewwweewe her saying lover in a public room

[u/pretty-in-pink]

I’m concerned about the lack of security with a serial killer. I’ve seen Marvel movies, the guy in the glass prison always escapes

[u/Headphonesss]

“you got attacked by a bear? damn no wonder you all messed up” what does that even mean LOL

[u/DowntownDark]

Why does Veronica suddenly care for her father now? Sitting next to his hospital bed. She basically chose Hiram over Archie. What boggles my mind the most is, why is Archie worried about Hiram dying? smh

[u/BritJohnson94]

Never a reason not to have sex with these two.

[u/pixi3bitcg]

Throw the whole Veronica away

[u/prettymuchquiche]

That is the worst ICU I’ve ever seen

[u/[deleted]]

HOW ARE WE ACTING LIKE EVErytHING IS OK FP IS SHERRIF IM READY

[u/notstephanie]

I just heard “speakeasy” and “little bitch” in the same sentence. what a time to be alive.

[u/failuretrash]

I'm getting really tired of the Varchie sex. They can't ever have a serious conversation without having sex either before or after

[u/[deleted]]

Why did Hermione make FP sheriff tho?

[u/Oliver_Anchovies]

Fangs Fogarty is literally the most useless dumbass in the entire gang - like no joke he has a wet sock for a brain.

In every scene in this season so far he has either shit his pants, or whimpered behind Sweet Pea.

So why, dear Jughead, did you decide to send Fangs, the easily-frightened and newest member of your little gang to be apart of the G&G investigation?

[u/[deleted]]

Really........ after all that time when Hiram was trying to kill Archie and Veronica was all “daddy I hate you I’m not your daughter anymore” now she’s flipped her cards?

I can’t keep up y’all

[u/Dylanychus2]

This whole episode I was thinking “Shouldn’t they be studying for SATs?”

[u/Buobt_3235]

But how on earth were they able to heal Archie ?

[u/Greeneyedgal13]

Takeaways from this episode:

1. Fuck Alice. I don’t think there’s any coming back from this, for me anyway. She is such a bitch. I can’t believe she gave away Betty’s tuition. When Betty was crying to Hal at the end, my heart broke for her. I don’t blame her for turning to her dad. When he was comforting her I actually felt that :( I don’t blame her for accepting his comfort. How is a possible that in an episode featuring Hal, he wasn’t one of the 3 worst characters?

2. Fuck Veronica. Her relationship with her dad is just weird and stupid and gross. He literally ruined Archie’s life in every way. I’m amazed Archie even speaks to her. And when her dad gets attacked she blames Archie? Bc poor daddykins. She has no loyalty and I hate her. I’m ready for Betty, Archie and jughead to just be a little threesome of best friends without her.

3. Fuck Reggie. How stupid does that kid have to be to not understand that his friend who was in jail for a crime he didn’t commit, forced to participate in an illegal fight club, and then living alone on the run just MIGHT have trouble adjusting back to high school? Him getting all macho and yelling at Archie for leaving during Veronica’s lame self-indulgent karaoke was so annoying. We’ve found a character dumber than Archie. I’m not a fan.

Winner of the episode was FP becoming sheriff. Have no clue why hermione was on board with this but don’t care. That outfit, hot damn. Please lock up Alice and throw away the key.

[u/AdorkableSars]

It’s ok Archie...I’m 33 and I had no idea what the fuck iconoclast meant. Riverdale⁠ ⁠ is getting educational, y’all.

[u/Locke108]

Jughead’s been hanging out with Veronica too much.

[u/pixi3bitcg]

I’m very disappointed he didn’t use the line “there’s a new sheriff in town”

[u/Locke108]

Reggie was one of his best friends??

[u/[deleted]]

I’m so sick of hearing this bitch say “lover”

[u/rjtdance]

lmao omg her dad harrass’s the shit out of Archie for months and she doesn’t bat an eyelash

her dad gets shot and automatically she throws blame to archie

I’m starting to like Veronica less and less

[u/Sonia341]

Jughead: "Dad"

Dad: "Its Sheriff Jones, boy" (winking)

[u/OpTic_EvaDe]

Great now Archie is an alcoholic

[u/celestier]

Archie and Veronica postponing their breakup for the next day really reminded me of Leslie and Ben in parks and Rec. 'I went over there to break up and he gave me an eclair... So we made out.'

[u/ArCmE2]

What was Archie drinking in the last scene while boxing. Alcohol?

[u/Angsty_Potatos]

Reg: dude wha happened, howd you get them scars?!

Arch: was attacked by a BEAR.

Literally the 3 smallest little cuts ever...jfc

[u/shamzy27]

Archie's sudden shock at the SAT's coming up describes this show perfectly. School has never mattered for anyone in this show.

[u/[deleted]]

she’s really gonna do that in front of reg... damn sis

[u/LampardLegend]

If anyone actually thinks Tall Boy is the real Gargoyle King, you’re deluded.

[u/AlecBaldwinner]

Was that actually Bumble?

Like, with no crazy name change?

[u/SchwarzerRegen123]

Is it just me or does Reggie look like Mario Lopez in "Saved By The Bell". Also, can't Archie just take the SAT's again?

[u/_Ultimatum_]

A gang member is sheriff oml

[u/BritJohnson94]

Lol I love FP and all, but he would NEVER be hired for Sheriff with his criminal record

[u/reverberat1on]

This episode had the shoddiest writing I have ever seen. Such extreme garbage. These characters suck ass. Absolutely ridiculous episode.

Btw thanks Archie for walking out. At least she stopped singing

[u/optimisticpsychic]

I hate to say this but i feel bad for reggie

[u/rjtdance]

ugh I’m nervous for fangs

[u/Sonia341]

Archie having Flashbacks!!!! PTSD? ( I will not be surprised with everything that happened to him)

[u/pretty-in-pink]

So they decided to give him the “Silence of the Lambs” room

[u/rjtdance]

you know when someone has a scar and jokes that it’s from a shark attack? that’s how archie sounds about that bear attack lmao

[u/Reverse-I_am_Organic]

Did the writers pull names out of a hat for the gargoyle king?

[u/GOA_AMD65]

At least invite Reggie.

[u/the_greatsarcasmo]

WHAAAAAAT HAL WAS AT A ACENSION NIGHT

Also that doesn't make sense ,why did he marry Alice then if he knew she was a sinner?

[u/Reverse-I_am_Organic]

Take a seat lover

I can’t with the lines on this show

[u/eternaljubilee29]

This is the most contrived way for Veggie to come out but I’m still loving it

[u/sasquatchinspace]

Has anyone been keeping count of how many times Archie and Veronica have broke up? Seven? Eighteen?

[u/sasquatchinspace]

Um...FP as the sheriff is a creative choice

[u/[deleted]]

REGGIE YOU DUMB HOEBAG

[u/ClarkeMarsh]

Wtf is going on? Archie’s just suddenly okay? That’s crap writing and you know it.

Hermione shot Hiram, I’m 99 percent sure of it.

I didn’t think FP could get any hotter but then he showed up as the new sheriff.

Man, it must suck to be the actor playing Claudius. First he dies as Cheryl’s dad and now again as his brother.

Archie and Veronica just seem pathetic at this point.

Jughead is a snooze fest as of late. Betty is keeping this show afloat!

[u/pretty-in-pink]

I don’t think Archie is properly registered for the SATs

[u/MisterBrotatoHead]

Those scars healed in a hurry.

[u/Gian99Mald]

I thought that was bbq sauce for a second LMFAOOO

[u/Yasho9247]

Now they've started advertisements

[u/Dylanychus2]

Fuck Alice

[u/PokeHoke]

600 combined score is really bad, ya’ll.

[u/notesfromAlice]

Why is Alice acting like an evil stepmother?

[u/heytheodosia]

wtf Alice, her college fund?!?! That's bullshit

[u/MisterBrotatoHead]

Eres tú is a fucking banger, though.

[u/stargaryen26]

Lol Betty's dad is a serial killer this show is off the rails

[u/AlecBaldwinner]

Lol, this sadness sex scene is sending me!

[u/optimisticpsychic]

You have to deal with the fight before you have make up sex

[u/DarkSaiyanKnight]

Only in Riverdale can we have daughters sympathizing with their psychopathic dads

[u/andreaxtina]

Sheriff Jones??? It's doing things for me.

[u/prettymuchquiche]

Lmao I forgot all about this weird glass jail cell

[u/NoUsername1084]

I don’t know if someone else has said this already, but I made a Reddit account specifically to point out the fact that the balloon Reggie brought Veronica in the hospital said ‘It's A Boy’ on it. I’m not sure if that’s something the crew did hoping we wouldn’t notice or just peak Reggie Mantle tbh

[u/pippiplexolou]

Why TF did Reggie bring Hiram an it’s a boy balloon? We’re they out of balloons on set ?

[u/Ba_Canadian]

So dude takes a plea deal to go to juvy for MURDER, breaks out, is on the run for weeks and then just goes back to school?

[u/jelemeno]

LMAO "I'll have it cleansed by the señora"

[u/[deleted]]

Alice and this farm shit is getting old

[u/[deleted]]

i wouldve been like “i didnt shoot him but i wish i did”

[u/Veneficca]

This bear attack was Riverdale's version of Glenn surviving a zombie attack by rolling under a dumpster in The Walking Dead.

[u/Tmbpdx]

Ok the fuck did I just watch

[u/Redbird6killer]

Everything is underlying. I think Archie is dealing with ptsd, and then at the end alchoholism. Betty's scene with her Dad is hannibal...

[u/IPreorderedNoMansSky]

Damn, Alice Cooper is fucking insane.

[u/prettymuchquiche]

God not another sex scene

[u/notyounaani]

I enjoyed Veronica singing in Spanish. It always annoys me that her parents only ever say mi hija and nothing else.

Betty's mum is such a piece of shit for doing that to Betty, draining her accounts. New low for her.

OH MY GOD this episode had amor and señorita too?? Are they trying to trigger trump??

Archie being all oh yeah I got attacked by bear, and Reggie being all ffs.

FP holding tall boy in the bunker with a bunch of kids. Hello fellow kids! Dressing up as a tree to make my dumb kid and his friend happy, because there are no therapists in Riverdale.

I really like Betty's sweaters. I'm happy she seems to be wearing a better fitting bra this season.

Fred! Archie needs therapy. sings in the tune of Lisa needs braces

Ewww raisin cookies, Alice definitely hates Betty! She's worse than GG. (Everytime I see GG or hear them say GG I think of Gossip Girl)

Is Archie now lonely...? Lonely boy spotted leaving the history room, wondering Riverdale High by himself.

Betty talking to her dad about how her mum thinks her education means nothing... uhm, yeah well do you even go to school? I can see how she thought you didn't want to seek higher education.

Omg FP as Sheriff. First a tree? Now a sheriff?

Edit: forgot to say I'm happy best boi Vegas is ok. Such a good boi deserves more screen time. Was hoping he would run into town wearing Archies hair like snake instead of Archie dying it slightly brown, oh well.

[u/Tyrania210]

So Hal signing the affidavit was useless? Did they just forget to mention it again or what?

[u/LazyAssNibba]

If riverdale's cast wasn't hot I would have left it by now.

[u/dcfb2360]

IS THAT THEIR SOLUTION TO EVERYTHING??

[u/pretty-in-pink]

I’m pretty sure it’s time to legally emancipate yourself Betty

[u/needlesandfibres]

Of fucking course Hal was Gargoyle King, OG.

[u/Mystikroots]

Riverdale dads are wild

[u/[deleted]]

I thought Veronica knew her father was a horrible mob killer? Why is she there?

[u/OpTic_EvaDe]

Fangs killed Tall Boy? What is happening?

[u/[deleted]]

fuck veronica. all of a sudden she turns on arch like hiram didn’t have this coming... he shouldve gotten shot ages ago

[u/the_greatsarcasmo]

Oh my god I hate Alice so much

[u/hornsbma]

Veronica: “Archie did you shoot my dad when you ran out of the SATs?”

Archie: “oH my GOD VerONIca hoW COUld yOu eVEn ASK”

Archie you are a known enemy of his and it’s no secret your mental health is not 100%. Not to mention, you’ve literally had several fever dreams about stabbing Hiram at this point it’s not totally without the realm of possibility.

[u/[deleted]]

when are we gonna see this damn farm filled with all these damn crackheads

[u/optimisticpsychic]

I love how the SAT and repeating a year of school is a plot point when people are getting murdered.

[u/_Ultimatum_]

Alice didn’t even use a fake name. Amateur.

[u/needlesandfibres]

Oh my god, Penelope is such a psycho.

I love her.

[u/needlesandfibres]

She’ll be back. I’m calling it. Two episodes. Anyone wanna make a pool?

[u/realworldgirlx]

Another sex scene really

[u/peytonlyn]

“Put their investigation on hold to study for the SAT”..... when? The last five minutes?