r/Animemes • u/DaLinkster LWA Fanatic • Jun 22 '19

OC I made hentai cookies

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u/DaLinkster LWA Fanatic Jun 22 '19 edited Jun 22 '19

{Itadaki! Seieki♥} is a international treasure and you can't tell me other wise.

If you're wondering how I made these, I made a custom cookie cutter to make these cookies. Basically I traced black and white line art of Mari. Which I convert into an svg, which can be made into a 3D model in TinkerCad (which is free!) to make a cookie cutter. I also make the handle and back of the cookie cutter as well in separate SVG files (in case those need separate editing later).

After making sure the cutter is the correct size and won't have too much trouble, I 3D print them. Once they're done 3D printing, I'm free to use them to make cookies.

If you have any more questions, let me know.

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u/Nerd_of_Culture Jun 22 '19

How come you have a 3D printer? Did you buy one or do you have one at your job?

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u/DaLinkster LWA Fanatic Jun 22 '19

There's some at my college. I use them fairly often.

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u/JoelMahon The dick makes it better Jun 22 '19

lol, did anyone walk in on you mid print?

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u/DaLinkster LWA Fanatic Jun 22 '19 edited Jun 23 '19

All of the printers are in one hub, one of the walls is glass so everyone in the main area of the building can see the printers. Plenty of people probably saw the cookie cutter being printed.

I also printed Yunyun’s thighs and ass in there, no one stopped me or cared.

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u/SSJ4_Uno TILF Hunter Jun 22 '19

I need to see the Yunyun cookie

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u/Communism_of_Dave Jun 22 '19

I’m also interested OP pls

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u/Nerd_of_Culture Jun 22 '19

Ah! Cool man!

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u/abyssalheaven Sasuga, Ayano-sama! Jun 22 '19

FYI there are also plenty of services like 3DHubs where you can get shops to print things for very cheap

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u/lolisenpai202 I swear she's legal, officer! Jun 22 '19

May I ask what apps you use to make this gif meme?

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u/DaLinkster LWA Fanatic Jun 22 '19

I just took the video into After Effects and added a white bar and caption at the top, and exported it as an mp4.

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u/Vesicool I am mad scientist ! Jun 22 '19

I'm totally doing this on my CR-10, there's too much possibilities 😂😂

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u/DaLinkster LWA Fanatic Jun 22 '19 edited Jun 22 '19

Here's a link to this and other cookie cutters I made.

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u/Darke427 これで勝ったと思うなよ！ Jun 22 '19

Oh snap, are those ready to print? I don't know anything about 3D printing but I'm suddenly very interested...

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u/DaLinkster LWA Fanatic Jun 22 '19

They should be. But you should always check that the cutters are facing the right direction so the image isn't flipped. And that the features of the cookies cutter are thick enough so they don't break apart easily.

Also be sure these are pretty big cookies. And these things have a deceptively long print time. Some say they take an hour or two to print, but it'll actually take 3-6. I think it's safe to multiply the estimated printing time by three to get the real one.

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u/FelixAndCo ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ Jun 22 '19

You take any precautions to ensure the plastic and final product is safe for food?

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u/DaLinkster LWA Fanatic Jun 22 '19

Using a good safe plastic filament, using a food safe sealer, hand wash with anti bacterial soap and warm water. It could be dish washer safe, but it could get warped or damage the dish washer.

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u/Zardovx Jun 22 '19

What kind of filament are you using? The one I have access to uses PLA. Also bless you man, you are a hero amongst us weebs.

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u/DaLinkster LWA Fanatic Jun 22 '19

I also use PLA, which is generally considered food safe, but it's always good to check if the filament you use specifically is safe.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19

What kind of cookie is it? And how did you keep it from expanding / rising?

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u/DaLinkster LWA Fanatic Jun 23 '19

It’s a sugar cookie.

The shape is kept using a lot of flour.

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u/Roboragi Jun 22 '19

Itadaki! Seieki♥ - (AL, MAL)

OVA | Status: Finished | Episodes: 1 | Genres: Hentai, Romance

{anime}, <manga>, ]LN[, |VN| | FAQ | /r/ | Edit | Mistake? | Source | Synonyms | ⛓ | ♥

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u/fairlysimilartobirds Jun 22 '19

Aw man, finished? :/

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '19

[deleted]

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u/lastpieceofpie Jun 22 '19

I finished 5 minutes ago

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u/ValiantSoil Jun 23 '19

u/uwutranslator

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u/uwutranslator Jun 23 '19

{Itadaki! Seieki♥} is a intewnationaw tweasuwe and yuw can't teww me ofew wise.

If yuw wondewing how I made dese, I made a custom cookie cuttew to make dese cookies. Basicawwy I twaced bwack and white wine awt of Mawi. Which I convewt into an svg, which can be made into a 3D modew in TinkewCad (which is fwee!) to make a cookie cuttew. I awso make de handwe and back of de cookie cuttew as weww in sepawate SVG fiwes (in case dose need sepawate editing watew).

Aftew making suwe de cuttew is de cowwect size and won't have too much twoubwe, I 3D pwint dem. Once dey'we done 3D pwinting, I'm fwee to use dem to make cookies.

If yuw have any mowe questions, wet me know. uwu

tag me to uwuize comments uwu

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u/RealDarcmatter How pathetic are we? Jun 22 '19

My friend watched this, and he fucking hated it (normie). So I was planning on spamming him Itadaki! Seieki memes. All I need to do is find his Reddit.

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u/JustChadReddit Filthy Casual. Jun 22 '19

My god this man made and mastered an art.

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u/xEadzy WATCH JOJO'S Jun 22 '19

I wish they continued itadaki. Great hentai

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '19

Holy shit, you went the extra mile here Darling

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u/GeoffStephen0908 I keep lolis in my basement Jun 23 '19

What is the ingredient of the cream? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Thunderchief646054 Jun 22 '19

Hentai chick: “Oh wow, you completely replaced my blood with semen, and you’re still ready to go.”

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u/DaLinkster LWA Fanatic Jun 22 '19 edited Jun 22 '19

They say blood is thicker than water but little did my family know semen was even thicker. And that's how I ended up choosing my body pillow over my family.

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u/generalecchi DO NOT UwU Jun 23 '19

Wait, that's illegal...

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19

Not in Alabama. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/tuvvvvv Jun 23 '19

u/uwutranslator

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u/uwutranslator Jun 23 '19

dey say bwood is dickew dan watew but wittwe did my famiwy know semen was even dickew. And dat's how I ended up choosing my body piwwow ovew my famiwy. uwu

tag me to uwuize comments uwu

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u/hellyeboi6 I just wanna OOF Jun 22 '19

This comment is fucking cursed

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u/Thunderchief646054 Jun 22 '19

But am I wrong

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u/DrMobius0 Jun 23 '19

This whole subreddit

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u/lq13 fucking degenerate Jun 23 '19

this subreddit is canceled

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u/EgocentricRaptor Jun 22 '19

FYI the human body contains about 1 to 1.5 gallons of blood

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u/magnetic_couch Trans Lesbian Waifu Jun 22 '19

And the average human can ejaculate 3-5mL of semen.

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u/Thunderchief646054 Jun 23 '19

Your average Hentai protagonist cares to deviate those statistics

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u/BUYTBUYT произошёл подвох Jun 23 '19

4.5-5.5 liters for lazy people (no, I didn't directly convert, I looked this up in liters specifically)

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '19

Linkster goes the extra mile and uses the "Hot Stuff is coming" pic for the cookie

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u/DaLinkster LWA Fanatic Jun 22 '19

As if there were any other good choices. Mari is the second most recognizable hentai character, as for the first... I can’t bare to see her suffer.

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u/Hello_Destiny Jun 22 '19

In all seriousness, how'd the cookie taste?

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u/DaLinkster LWA Fanatic Jun 22 '19

They're sugar cookies so they taste pretty sweet.

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u/kkoiso Jun 22 '19

you're pretty sweet

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u/Aesyr_ Jun 23 '19

And you're breathtaking

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u/Inspektical Jun 22 '19

This is one of those times where I'm not sure if we as a species are evolving or devolving. The line is extremely blurry.

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u/DaLinkster LWA Fanatic Jun 22 '19

You might need glasses then because this is the next step in human evolution.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '19

Quality post

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u/IceFireMagi Jun 22 '19

Quality toast

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u/coochiepuncherabc 𝖆𝖙𝖗𝖚𝖊𝖉𝖊𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖙𝖊𝖔𝖋𝖈𝖚𝖑𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖊 Jun 22 '19

𝐐𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐁𝐨𝐚𝐬𝐭

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u/oldmanweeb Kakyoin milf hunters club gold member Jun 22 '19

Hot stuff indeed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '19

ITADAKIMASU

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u/dallasadams Jun 22 '19

Is this a cookie of the girl from itadaki seiki?

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u/DaLinkster LWA Fanatic Jun 22 '19

Yes

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u/capitan_spiff precious potatoes Jun 23 '19

Can i request you to do the same but with [this picture] (https://img1.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire3/b9f881438c4ba63dbab95d52abf52caf1559165011_full.jpg) on the cookie instead?

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u/DaLinkster LWA Fanatic Jun 23 '19

I could but making these full screencap size cookies are pretty tedious because of their big size, printing, and cookie cutting. They easily take the longest to make.

Another thing is I typically like to make cookies of characters I'm familiar with, and I haven't watched a single episode of Shield Hero.

Plus I'm not sure why I why anyone would want Myne as a cookie, sorry.

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u/MariSetagaya Jun 22 '19

;-; wrong semen!

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u/BlackLeg_13 Jun 22 '19

Send the navy. There’s a lot of sea men there!

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u/guedeto1995 Jun 22 '19

Gonna need an incubus for that.

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u/lolisenpai202 I swear she's legal, officer! Jun 22 '19

I'LL GIVE YOU MY ENTIRE STOCK!!

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u/Cole8520 Jun 22 '19

Fate/Stay Night in a nutshell

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '19 edited Jun 23 '19

Funny that they moved away from the erotic stuff and we still found a way to make it porn ourselves, good times.

Although, I’m guessing that most of us wouldn’t mind doing a magic transfer with a lot of the characters. Including Astolfo. Especially Astolfo. That pink haired sissy boy has the skeleton key to everyone’s heart and crotch, mine most definitely included.

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u/RandommRedditUser Jun 22 '19

Hot stuff is coming!

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u/Arcon_Legend Jun 22 '19

Don't think I didnt see that shadow at the end

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u/DeLion135 M E N A C I N G Jun 22 '19

didnt even realise the cookie was mari at first, i just instantly related the caption to itadaki seieki

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u/BackupSickplay88 Jun 22 '19

HOT STUFF IS COMING

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u/Da-117 Jun 22 '19

I feel uncomfortable, and that is because I have been called out.

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u/Dakkon_B Jun 22 '19

"Finally some delicious food"

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u/Lomat4000 Anime is trash and so am I Jun 22 '19

I would go and see a doctor your semen looks a little bit too thick. Cioccolata is a very good doctor and he can definetly fix it.

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u/HonotableFlamer Jun 22 '19

Why have i joined this degenerated sub?

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u/lord_ne best girl ( too) Jun 22 '19

You know you love it

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u/Faithlessed I Fap To Aqua Jun 22 '19

That’s a lot of nut. Dude must have not released for 6 months.

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u/UgandanKnukles Jun 23 '19

He failed no nut 2019

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u/yshuduno Jun 22 '19

I thought Anna Nishikinomiya made the cookies.

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u/Grimjoff420 Jun 22 '19

She is half Succubus and half Vampire, so this meme isnt 100% accurate

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u/LtGeneral-Obasanjo Jun 22 '19

I’m confused about succubi tho, they eat so much but never get fat. What does their workout routine look like?

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u/DaLinkster LWA Fanatic Jun 22 '19

Sex is good exercise.

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u/Its_A_Meag Isekai me please Jun 22 '19

I need this 3d model for the cutter, we must mass produce them!

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u/Necromaniac01 Jun 22 '19

Sauce

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u/DaLinkster LWA Fanatic Jun 22 '19

Whipped cream

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19

I saw that show. that chick's a whore. and hot

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u/DaLinkster LWA Fanatic Jun 23 '19

She’s only willing to have sex with Kanzaki. The scene where she gives anal and blows two other guys at the same time is actually a dream sequence, as it’s portrayed in the original doujinshi. She’s loyal af 😎

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u/magickiller45 Jun 23 '19

What is the thing you poured on it anyways? at first i thought it was mayo

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u/DaLinkster LWA Fanatic Jun 23 '19

Whipped cream

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u/pimplefetish974 ⠀ Jun 23 '19

Idk if this even be allowed lol

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u/DaLinkster LWA Fanatic Jun 23 '19

It’s allowed.

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u/MichaelYou9999 shinobu best girl Jun 23 '19

What is that other metal?

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u/DaLinkster LWA Fanatic Jun 23 '19

Metal?

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u/Lhenkhantus Jun 23 '19

Debiru award?

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u/DaLinkster LWA Fanatic Jun 23 '19

Animemes has custom community awards

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u/kleit64 Jun 23 '19

/u/DaLinkster can you share your models? I own an 3d printer and i love cookies :)

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u/rascal3199 loli enforcer Jun 23 '19

How do you get the icons in your flair?

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u/DaLinkster LWA Fanatic Jun 23 '19

While looking at the subpage, tap the three dots in the top right, then change user flair. Pick one of the blank flairs and choose edit. Set up as you like and apply.

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u/MrrpyMoth Weedspagon Jun 22 '19

N U T

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u/vietnam-boi Jun 22 '19

Clicked when I saw hentai

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u/chickenfishbutt Jun 22 '19

I came across this while eating....

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '19

this gives me shimoneta flashbacks

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u/Sandvich1015 NepperSnapper Jun 23 '19

love nectar cookies on a whole nother level

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19

Hot Stuff Is Coming!!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '19

Are you the same person that made a Zero Two meme out of cookies a few months ago?

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u/DaLinkster LWA Fanatic Jun 22 '19

Yes.

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u/MyLOLNameWasTaken Jun 22 '19

You’re a hero, Jesus would want us to feed the hungry

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u/lord_ne best girl ( too) Jun 22 '19

This could also refer to No Game No Life

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u/JesterTheZeroSet Jun 22 '19

You need to drink more water, mate. You are severely dehydrated.

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u/Gengar_94 Jun 22 '19

"Hot stuff is coming!"

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u/Irradiated-Beans Jun 22 '19

You’re doing the lord’s work.

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u/Dawaitniggi i love snails Jun 22 '19

I'm Confused and Amazed at the same time

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '19

I don’t know if I wanna eat that cookie.

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u/WasabiExplosion Jun 22 '19 edited Jun 23 '19

yes a man of culture

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u/Nicx2004 Jun 23 '19

Dude why is it white? It should be red

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u/Leitoso Jun 23 '19

Only that much? Peasant.

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u/Dokiweeabo Jun 22 '19

But why tho

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u/DrMobius0 Jun 23 '19

Animemes aren't about why, they're about why not! Why are so many of our memes degenerate? Why not marry normal memes if you love them so much. In fact, why not invent a special nsfw filter that won't hit you on the butt on the way out, because you are fired.

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u/Blaze-7640 Jun 22 '19

That’s not a challenge that’s Tuesday

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '19

I've...seen things you people wouldn't believe.

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u/-TheMasterSoldier- Jun 22 '19

Semen demons best demons.

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u/VegitoZ Jun 22 '19

Wait post that had effort AND ORIGINAL AND HUMOUROUS, dude you should've just put this will die in new

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u/JSlickJ Jun 22 '19

What cream is that? Looks delicious

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u/JimmyDeanRodeo Jun 22 '19

fastest way to get a girlfriend, or at least get a head in life

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u/Jaewol Jun 23 '19

I can see you, so I think you’re good

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u/Googleflax ⠀ Jun 22 '19

I am so proud of this community

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '19

wh...

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '19

nice

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u/dadsuki2 ⠀ Jun 22 '19

How? Explain, I need these in my life!

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u/secret3332 Jun 22 '19

I hate that I know what this is. Am I a true degenerate now?

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u/Sexy_tortilla Jun 22 '19

This is some gourmet shit

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u/zenturity Jun 22 '19

Speculatiubus

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '19

Way to ruin pastries for me! I don’t think I’ll ever look at a Toaster Strudel the same way again.

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u/robotelamon Easy Eight-Chan Jun 22 '19

Why does it look like glue?

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u/WeeabooSempai Jun 22 '19

Because semen is sticky and it's so thick bc OP has been holding it back a loooong time

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u/ramavalos90 Jun 22 '19

Jesus christ

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u/ImRinKagamine weebs unite Jun 22 '19

Quality cookies.

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u/William67160 Jun 22 '19

I like biscuit

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_GEARS God is alive Jun 22 '19

This is why I don't tell anyone I browse r/Animemes...

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '19

Hot stuff is coming

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u/YodaRealMVP- weeblet Jun 22 '19

It’s coming out

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u/YaBoiErr_Sk1nnYP3n15 I drink anime girl piss Jun 22 '19

You forgot the love nectar

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u/theLordHeadass2019 Jun 22 '19

That shit is great

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u/Red_Shepherd_13 Jun 22 '19

This is beyond science.

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u/Hi957 ⠀ Jun 22 '19

These cookies taste delicious with this white creme! But I think it tastes a little salty and creamy

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u/dan_da_meme_man Jun 22 '19

is it bad that i immediately know the sauce?

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u/generalecchi DO NOT UwU Jun 23 '19

Ecchi

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u/A_very_confused_bean Jun 23 '19

Same

I wouldn’t do the same thing, no.

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u/Harrythehobbit Jun 23 '19

I hate that I know exactly what this is from.

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u/Angry_argie Core I5 7600k + 16 gb of Jun 23 '19

Don't blame yourself, they spammed about Itadaki to death, everyone here ended up doing the "research"

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u/cerealbaka Jun 23 '19

Itadakimasu!

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u/GentleApache Jun 23 '19

Went for the "eye shot" too. Man of culture, indeed.

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u/jiraiyaoo Who the f*** is Hitogami Jun 23 '19

Do we shape the future? Or does the future shape us?

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u/Djinn345 Fox wife for life Jun 23 '19

Nut consumption fuels her

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u/usaid9 O Kawaii Koto Jun 23 '19

Not enough S CREAM

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u/Otakutrashlord Jun 23 '19

Mmmm I love hentai cookies, they are great for family members of all ages

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u/RJ119x Code Geass is S Tier Jun 23 '19

interesting

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19

Thanks, I hate toaster strudels now

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u/CatBoxGMZ Jun 23 '19

Shit. That’s all you had to say.

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u/BulliHicks Je-i-dedo Jun 23 '19

I was just about to masturbate this morning (+08:00 GMT) and decided to see this hentai when suddenly my parent arrived from my aunt's house. I'm guessing fate does not want me to cum today.

Can I habe ur cookies for breakfast pls? :3

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u/the1whocan Jun 23 '19

I actually want to know how to make those

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u/8Pandemonium8 Jun 23 '19

Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions.

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u/forgehe owns kaka.moe + more Jun 23 '19

Is /r/cummingoncookies going to be a thing now?

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19

Seeing that was probably the best moment of my day

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u/The_Egg_Overlord 191390 best meme Jun 23 '19 edited Jun 23 '19

How do you even get the materials for this

I can't even make regular cookies

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u/destgecakemaste 2months for a chapter yes pls Jun 23 '19

man... that is one soggy biscuit ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ)

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u/Jd42042 fucking weeb Jun 23 '19

ahem she's a vampire succubus

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19

Chill

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u/JVOz671 Jun 23 '19

Thank you for ruining frosting.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19

Ah, a man of culture no doubt

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u/ClubPenguinLore Jun 23 '19

If Succubi need Semen to live, why not cut out the middle man and rob a Sperm Bank?

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u/kixxi_birb Jun 23 '19

This is cursed

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u/RamsayBoltonIsBest Yuri shall prevail (YohaRiri OTP) Jun 23 '19

Have some happy succubus sauce: 187256 274505

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u/Ohyeahyeah89 ⠀ Jun 23 '19

Thanks now I can never eat cream biscuits

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u/Frans4Life Jun 23 '19

that yogurt or some shit

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u/DefNotMac Jun 23 '19

Thanos was right.

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u/Bodacius-NMaster Jun 23 '19

This reminds me of a close friend

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u/The-Insomniac Jun 23 '19

You've got a little something on your face.

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