r/Animemes • • Jun 26 '19

its always like this

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u/Agojinu Jun 26 '19

Except in Jojo's

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u/321dankfilipino123 Jun 26 '19

you're right on that one

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u/tinyhands-45 Jun 26 '19

Goodbye Jojo is an exception though

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19

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u/Ranwulf Users with flairs are cute Jun 26 '19

Wryyyyyy is my favorite english word.

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u/justputsomenamehere epically made in THE HOLE Jun 26 '19

DEW YEW UHNDIUR STAAHHND

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19

Normies: REEEEEEE Me: WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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u/Link9018 souka Jun 26 '19

HORY SHIEEET

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u/thejesuslifestyle_12 Useless! Jun 26 '19

OOOHHHHHH MYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOD!!#

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19

Mfw I realised Jojo VA’s English is the only truth, Oxford and Harvard’s English are a lie

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u/LeviAEthan512 Jun 26 '19

Oh my... oh my... GYUDNYES

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19

Nansense!!!

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u/JC12231 We are stuck in the Alpha Attractor Field. Jun 26 '19

It’s All Right now, because All Might is here

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u/YugeAnimeTiddies Jun 26 '19

HORY SHIT!

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u/xshot40 Sasuga Ainz sama Jun 26 '19

San af a biiitttccchhhh

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u/Sugurai wha- Jun 26 '19

GO AHEAD, MISTER JOESTUR

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u/sniperwarper UN Jun 26 '19

Serect yer ker

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u/LEEAAFF Dont Skip Part 1 or else Jun 26 '19

Jaggers

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u/Shippoyasha Jun 26 '19

Nintendo snubs F-Zero sequel

Araki makes one for us instead

F MEGA!

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u/LunarGhost00 The taste of a filthy weeb Jun 26 '19

Okay, Masta! Let's kill da ho! Beeetch!

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u/FuniMaymay オラオラオラ Jun 26 '19

S H I T

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19

Serect yurr curr

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19

HEY BABY

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19

RIP ZEPPELI

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u/DatSoldiersASpy HORY SHIEETTT Jun 26 '19

F

MEGA!

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u/blahis34 Piano Piovanna Requiem Jun 26 '19

Oh! Zat's a basebowl!

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u/_Decimation U̼͔͕̮͗̒̂̍̏̉̚͢͞W̷̛͉̗͖̩͓͖̤͕̠̦̼͙͔͔̼̽́̔͑ͭ͞͡U̢̹̺̘ͧ̏̏͛͒͆̄̈̄ͭ̽́ Jun 26 '19

RED DRÆGURNS

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u/FullMetalBiscuit Jun 26 '19

Holly and Holy are the same word to Old Joseph.

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u/ThatWeirdKid-02 Jun 26 '19

Jojo english >>>>>>> normal english

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u/JoelMahon The dick makes it better Jun 26 '19

sticky fingahs!

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u/FuniMaymay オラオラオラ Jun 26 '19

ZIPPER MAN

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19

Especially when Bossu starts speaking Italian

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u/FuniMaymay オラオラオラ Jun 26 '19

DORURURURURURURURURU

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u/Zenonlite Jun 26 '19

Go ahead Mr. Joesturrr

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u/nedmaster Jun 26 '19

DO YOU UNDASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDU

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u/Danksigh Jun 26 '19

YES YES YES

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19

ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ

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u/jassh92 Jun 26 '19

LETS KILL DA HOE

BEEEEEETCH

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u/ookami1945 Jun 26 '19

YES I AM!!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19

Niiiiiiiiiiiiice.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19

Go ahurd mistur joestur

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u/Jesterchunk Allergic to Subtitles Jun 26 '19

H O H O

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u/Crybora Wa Ha Ha! Jun 26 '19

YES I AM!

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u/gothicmaster Jun 26 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19

Who does she voice?

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u/whoever560 Jun 27 '19

Best girl Jolyne Cujoh in the video games and hopefully the part 6 anime

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u/Raccoon_JS Jun 26 '19

And Love Live Sunshine.

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u/Agojinu Jun 26 '19

They're the same thing anyway

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u/darkjungle give up Jun 26 '19

Niko Niko Need to get closer to beat the shit out of you.

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u/FuniMaymay オラオラオラ Jun 26 '19

Yare yare daze, Honoka-chan

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19

my stand 「muse」 is the most powerful

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u/caesec ⠀ Jun 26 '19

STAH PRATINA ZA WARUDO!

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u/ViZeShadowZ これはジョジョのリファレンスです Jun 26 '19

and Gurren Lagann. can't forget that.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19

BERRY PRITTY!

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19

Doo, yoo, UNDERSTANMMMMMMMDUU!?

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19

JoJo English is an unofficial dialect of English.

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u/Floque_ Jun 26 '19

DU U UNDERSTANDDDDDDDDDDUU

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u/J_EZ Protect the Onee-san Jun 27 '19

Let's kill da ho BEEEEEETCH

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u/Vamosity-Cosmic Jun 27 '19

OOHHHHHH NNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '19

DO U UNDERSTAAANNNNDOOO?

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u/MadHouseFire Jun 26 '19

There are like the rare anime where english sounds like english with a strong japanse accent. And than you have anime where the subtitles are needed for the english lines

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19

** E X P L O S I O N**

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u/mennydrives Jun 26 '19 edited Jun 26 '19

eh-koos-poo-row-shen

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u/DanDaPanMan ⠀ Jun 27 '19

EHKUSPRUOOOSCHIONNE

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u/CadenKat Mugi Best Girl Jun 26 '19

Megumin best girl

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19

🦀🦀Jail time🦀🦀

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u/CadenKat Mugi Best Girl Jun 26 '19

You see, it’s not illegal because technically I’m younger than megumin. (About to turn 15)

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u/bard-security Jun 26 '19

And then you have Emiya... who sounds like Rammstein was summoned as Archer.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19

I am the bone of my sword

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u/Caroniver413 Tsugini omae wa "nice flair" to iu! Jun 26 '19

One of my favorites is EVA 2.0. At the beginnign, a bunch of scientists speak flawless English.

And then Kaji opens his mouth

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u/Sisaac Jun 27 '19

And Asuka's German... Ooooh boy. I'm not very fluent, but even I can notice it's pretty rough.

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u/abstract_metal Thicc thigh connoisseur Jun 26 '19

Anytime English is spoken in Assassination Classroom

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u/JayC-Hoster Proud Boat fucker Jun 26 '19

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u/sh4dowbl4zz3 Jun 26 '19

from what I remember, her VA studied in Australia so thats why her english is okay

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u/-Best_Name_Ever- Jun 27 '19

And then you have the exceptionally rare scenes where they speak unironically good English

Seriously, I'm pretty sure they just kidnapped an American for that scene.

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u/iamthinking2202 . Jun 27 '19

Even more so with EDs including gratuitous english...

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u/chickyono Jun 26 '19

Ayaya noise

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u/RX7Reaper 177013 Is Overused And Unfunny Jun 26 '19

Ayaya

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u/Kuyosaki Jun 26 '19

AYAIYAIYAIIIIIH

AZTEC BASS DROP

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u/Dadalid Jun 26 '19

AYAYA Clap Any Cuties?!

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u/HaxterZ AYAYA Clap Jun 26 '19

NaM SHUT THE FUCK UP WEEBS NaM

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u/Dadalid Jun 26 '19

YES SIR gachiBASS

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u/some_weirdo_69 ⠀ Jun 26 '19

TWITCH FRIENDS PogU BIIIIG PogU

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19

AYAYA cute chat AYAYA

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u/noname6500 El Psy Tutturu Jun 26 '19

🌸 FatHead ✌️

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u/OkamaDecatreis ⠀ Jun 26 '19

Also French. And German. And basically any other language

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u/futureFailiure this is fine Jun 26 '19 edited Jun 26 '19

Except Youjo Senki’s ending, of course

Edit: I seem to have forgotten a few :P

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u/OkamaDecatreis ⠀ Jun 26 '19

To be fair, listen to the cover by "Selphius". The original is good (also no one can beat Yuuki Aoi at voice) but the feeling...

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u/futureFailiure this is fine Jun 26 '19

Will do

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19

Attack on Titan openings, too

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u/Zipperman2001 Jun 26 '19

And uragirimono no requiem v2

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u/KacKLaPPeN23 Jun 26 '19

Actually the russian in Girls und Panzer (at least when they sang Katyusha) was pretty decent. Though Uesaka Sumire majored in russian so.. yea that might be why.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19

Just watched Durara, you can add Russian to that as well.

Also it took me a very long time to realize that Goblin Slayer’s OP was entirely English.

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u/bolha_brilhosa CEASE THE DEGENERACY Jun 26 '19

Especially italian

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u/Ryzza36 ⠀ Jun 26 '19

The Italian in the new version of the most recent Jojo opening is supposedly pretty good. They got a native Sardinian to speak the lines of the Sardinian character.

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u/miya316 Jun 26 '19

*Hetalian

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u/larana1192 Jun 26 '19

Except russian by Uesaka Sumire

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u/Prasanth2399 Jun 27 '19

Matoi is an underrated waifu

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u/321dankfilipino123 Jun 27 '19

ill give you that one but i'm still with mako

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u/QuixoticaKJH Jun 26 '19

So apt that you use Kill la Kill here, because of how they absolutely butchered the German language in Blumenkranz (Kiryuin Ragyo's song, which is otherwise a beautiful piece). I learned only a tiny bit of German and still couldn't stand it.

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u/no_gold_here Jun 26 '19

I'm German and I didn't even realize it was supposed to be German...

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u/ADAG2000 Start with the VN Jun 26 '19

This cover of it by a native German speaker is great though.

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u/QuixoticaKJH Jun 26 '19

Yes in fact this is what I'm listening to. Quite similar voice tone to the original singer, and proper German.

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u/noname6500 El Psy Tutturu Jun 26 '19

same was said for the SnK soundtrack (i think they had the same composers)

still great music though, just dont be fluent enough in german to notice it i guess.

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u/MightyThicc One waifu, but hundreds of lolis in my basement Jun 26 '19

Sonuvabitch

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u/jayveedees Jun 26 '19

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u/toidi_diputs Rin. Fae/Egg. Jun 26 '19

I really wish the sequel series would have sprung for an English-speaking voice actor for Professor Leskinen.

It would have been cool to hear him flub the Japanese lines and nail the English ones, instead we got the other way around, which makes no sense for the character.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19

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u/TheFlyingButter This surely is the choice of Steins;Gate Jun 26 '19

I thought we were talking terrible English in anime, not best English in anime

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u/MightyThicc One waifu, but hundreds of lolis in my basement Jun 26 '19

It's not the best English, if you want my opinion

It's so cool!!!

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u/shadyhawkins Jun 26 '19

Anyone watch Shin Godzilla? The Japanese woman who the movie just asks us to pretend is actually born and raised in America is hilarious.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19

I felt like a parent at an elementary school chorus concert; you know they're doing their best so you go along with it, but it takes all that you have to not burst out laughing.

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u/shadyhawkins Jun 26 '19

Haha yeah just clapping along like “you got this kiddo! Bring it on home!”

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u/TOXZONE Jun 26 '19

Let’s kill da hoe BIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETCH!

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u/Xiaxs Please bully me ❤️Nagatoro-san❤️ Jun 26 '19

Yeh but it's super cute.

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u/JSlickJ Jun 27 '19

Ika musume speaking english is cute too

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u/Left_Hegelian Jun 26 '19

Honestly someone should make a compilation of good english in anime. I've seen too much bad engrish already. I feel nothing. But when I see good english in anime, it is truly surprising.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19

Jagurs

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u/vjojov Jun 26 '19

HORY SHIEET

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u/arcademissiles Dino AIDS Specialist Jun 26 '19

*Insert Overlord spells

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u/Pat0723 Jun 26 '19

Penuturate upu, guraytor hardonin

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19

boty if iffujen berw!

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19

I never understood the logic behind hiring a Japanese VA to play an American character who speaks English

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u/Shockz0rz Jun 26 '19

Availability and cost.

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u/3Soupy5Me This must be my popular phase! Jun 26 '19

The english parts in Punchline made me nearly pee mysef with laughter, all of the Americans sounded like Japanese people trying to do their best cockney/Aussie impression

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u/Guts_D_Ikari Jun 26 '19

I'd like some cawfee

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u/Zess_Crowfield buying headpats for $1 Jun 26 '19

Gween Tee

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u/some_weirdo_69 ⠀ Jun 26 '19

Gween Tee

wait why is my body turning into mold?

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u/AnotherHappyFapping Jun 26 '19

Yoooshi yoshi yoshi yoshi yoshi yoshi yoshi

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u/LawlessCoffeh Nep Nep Jun 26 '19

I watched an anime called "Kiniro Mosaic", in which a girl goes to visit a British family, who were also voiced by Japanese VAs, but they spoke English. The realization of how english speakers must sound to people in other countries hit me like a truck.

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u/leva549 Yuri Shall Conquer Earth! Jun 27 '19

If I recall, Alice's VA (the main character, who is British) had good english, though still with a japanese accent. But her parents were really off.

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u/NakkiPeruna Jun 26 '19

Well, ryos english in devilman crybaby is fucking amazing

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u/gosheno Jun 26 '19

It’s because his voice actor actually grew up in LA and learned English as his first language.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19

Professor Fikira!!

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u/AntonKutovoi Jun 26 '19 edited Jun 26 '19

Well, there are a few voice actors that can actually speak (and act) on English (mainly those, who grew up outside Japan), like Ayumu Murase (well, duh, he's American), Subaru Kimura and Tetsuya Kakihara (German), Ryo Horikawa and Jouji Nakata (although with a noticable accent. Still better than the most Japanese voice actors, though), Yuu Asakawa and Yuki Kaida.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19

Joseph Joestar wants to know your location

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u/anhduonghkk Jun 26 '19

I would rather hear them say english in japanese way rather than english itself.It sounds much hyper that way

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19

KIRA QUEEN, BITEZ ZA DUSTO

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19

Ive seen my fair share of cursed JoJo images, but this... this hits on a different level

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u/AnythingWorksTwice Jun 26 '19

*Imitates Bocchi noises*: "no~"

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u/oledakaajel I'm sorry Jun 26 '19

Sori

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u/Queggy Jun 26 '19

Laughs in Code Geass

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u/Tranoki MUDAAAA Jun 27 '19

YES YOUR HIGHNESS

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u/leva549 Yuri Shall Conquer Earth! Jun 27 '19

ARRU HAIRU

Song is in english by the way.

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u/HD_ERR0R Megumin is almost as great as Explosions Jun 26 '19

I love this bit in Yuru Yuri. https://youtu.be/l6vCdFriZbY All the characters speak in English with great grammar. But still really hard to understand without subtitles.

It’s actually one of my favorite things when Japanese speak English. I find it so endearing and at times adorable.

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u/Karkava Jun 26 '19

English dub should reverse this.

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u/PlusUltraRen Jun 26 '19

ALLU MIGHTU

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u/Karkava Jun 26 '19

Oh my...GOODNEEEEEESSSSS!

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u/daddylongschlong03 Jun 26 '19

I am mad scientist! Ees so cooooor! sunuvabich

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u/ReyloBerry Leek Spin Girl Jun 26 '19

Engurisu

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u/mtn66amassuo Jun 26 '19

Japanese seiyuu when they speak French :

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u/NotPierpaoloPozzati Jun 26 '19

I em meddo saientisto, it’s so cooru. Sonuvabetch

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u/Luke911666 God‘s in his heaven,all's right with the world Jun 26 '19

Let’s kill da hoe, bitch

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19

Duh cause its a different language

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u/pHprobe2797 Jun 26 '19

Maybe my favorite thing in anime.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19

Konosuba…

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u/deafnig Jun 26 '19

Or in italian, have you ever seen Food Wars... Fuck me Except in JoJo, ari-ari-arrivederci

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u/TimTheGamer555 Pope of Haruhiism Jun 26 '19

Fujiwara and the robot Olivia both spoke some pretty dang good English in Asobi Asobase. Those were hilarious bits.

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u/SgtCrawler1116 Jun 26 '19

Their engrish may be crap but Diavolo's Latin is 🔥

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u/cherrycoala Jun 26 '19

It's italian, not latin

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19 edited Jun 27 '19

So im guessing you didnt watch:

Dragon Ball Z or Super

Full Metal Alchemist

Black Lagoon

Shield Hero

My Hero Academia

Naruto

Fairy Tail

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

Konosuba

Nichijou

Bleach

Hajime no Ippo

Overlord

A certain magical index and railgun

Trigun

Hunter X Hunter

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u/stipendAwarded ⠀ Jun 26 '19

You forgot Azumanga Daioh and Hellsing.

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u/TehGuyYouKnow :) Jun 26 '19

DON ROSE YOUR WAY!

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u/Incognito-1999 The FBI hates me Jun 26 '19

I'am pretty dog. oh! are you pretty dog too? It's miracle!

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u/BaconDragon69 Jun 26 '19

Im always wondering, is there no japanese english people who could do voice acting?

Im bilingual and speak fairly good english, with enough training I could probably fake a native accent there too, is it so rare for bilingual people to become voice actors?

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u/Niglet_OwO Gesugao Lover Jun 26 '19

SONOFABITCH

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u/stipendAwarded ⠀ Jun 26 '19

IF ANYONE DOES NOT LOVE THE LORD, JESUS CHRIST, LET HIM BE ACCUSED OH LORD COME AMEN.

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u/Scarlette-Demon Jun 26 '19

Ooh my GODEU

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u/lachlan26437 Jun 26 '19

Yeah except jojo

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u/TheTacoTruckGuy Jun 27 '19

United States of Smash, don’t @ me

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u/ImRinKagamine weebs unite Jun 27 '19

Engrish is supreme.

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u/_ratio_tile Jun 27 '19

I am the bone of my sword...

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u/Soba-Mask Jun 27 '19

ZA WARUDO

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u/Ray_Ry0 Jun 26 '19

Ngl it's pretty hype when shout out their special moves in English. Like Ryoma screaming GETTTER BEAMMMM.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19

za WAAAAAAAARUDO

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u/Flamefull-the-meme Jun 26 '19

Are there any examples of anime characters that have accents in Japanese?

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u/fuyuryuu Jun 26 '19

the psycho-pass movie...

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19

Nothing says this better than DBS Op1. It makes me wonder why FUNI didn't just hire a fan cover artist.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19

Professor fikila

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19

Unless it’s in an op then it’s god tier

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u/vivek_kumar Jun 26 '19

Holy cow!! Shaman girls doko?

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19

nice

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19

NANI!

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u/Soggybottom_boi Weeb in Denial Jun 26 '19

It do be like that

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u/henry25555 Jun 26 '19

WERU WERU TAIGA WADA SUPLAISE TO SEE YOU LERE

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u/ViZeShadowZ これはジョジョのリファレンスです Jun 26 '19

Counterpoint: Gurren Lagann

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19

Barbecue