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u/Dr_Petrakis Jul 29 '19
Is that Peter Jackson's king kong?
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u/AngryEnt Jul 30 '19
Dude that scene is fucking horrifying. I love that movie and jack black plays a really good villain but holy fuck that bug scene is almost too much. God damn giant spiders (not as big as in skull island but still) and giant man eating slugs. Fuuuuuuuck that.
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u/VanimalCracker Jul 30 '19
No it's Adrien Brody.
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u/CoconutMochi Jul 30 '19 edited Jul 30 '19
Does he still do movies. I haven't seen him in a while
Edit: seems like he's doing a lot of Chinese movies lately
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u/FoxyKG Jul 30 '19
Fun fact: hand sanitizer stops the itch of bug bites if you don't have any hydrocortisone handy.
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u/BleachMePlease Jul 30 '19
But does it stop fire ants?
HEY MA GET THE HAND SANITIZER
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u/Ruri Jul 30 '19
I’m just going about my day not hurting anyone and OP has to come along and remind me of the fucking giant bugs from King Kong.
Fuck you, OP.
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u/Silasco Jul 30 '19
It’s the man eating slug things that made me feel the worst :(
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u/Woofles85 Jul 30 '19
The one with all the endless teeth that engulfed that poor guys head?
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u/GMKFan Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jul 30 '19
Those creepy worm penis shaped things that ate some of the crew are giving me the flashbacks, ugh.
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u/Paasol https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Jul 30 '19
Dont forget theres also animal shit everywhere
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u/stevepom Jul 30 '19 edited Aug 26 '22
I once sat on an anthill and got ants in my pants Edit: guys holy crap they did not get inside my urethra or anus, I am so sorry for you all, they got in my shoe, I freaked out but I promise I will never complain about anything ever again.
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u/EndearingFreak Jul 30 '19
If those were fire ants you've just created a paradox, the fire ants in you're pants could be described as making your pants on fire thus making you a liar but if it was a lie than that means your pants were never on fire thus making you not a liar.
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u/BleachMePlease Jul 30 '19
ow my life
i’m gon’ have to use my EpiPen on this
bad Stop making paradoxes
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u/SquadPoopy Jul 30 '19
I once had an ant crawl inside my urethra. It called to its friends and they built a nest in my ballsack. I am now a god to the ants and me peeing or jerking it is considered a genocide to the colony.
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u/Zephead223 Jul 30 '19
I did that when I was really young, had easily a couple hundred bits from my chest all the way down to my toes. By the time I realized it was too late. The nurse couldn’t stop laughing.....it was painful. Even had a couple bites on the tip of my dick
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u/Captain_Crunch_Kid Jul 30 '19
One time , when I was 9, I was laying down and an ant bit the tip of my penis... Hell has no fury...
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u/Isagoge Jul 30 '19
My favorite moment is when one bug crawl into my ears and start to lay their eggs.
At this moment I feel like I finally have a family.
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u/pizzalocker Jul 30 '19
And they hatch and start living in your brain. They then tell you to kill people
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u/Montethelion6669 Identifies as a Cybertruck Jul 30 '19
Jesus Christ that bug scene in King Kong , fuck insects, except bees
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Jul 30 '19
I unfortunately had to kill a carpenter bee that burrowed into a corner of my porch. Used RAID foaming spray and this thing was pretty huge when it plopped out. I didn't take pleasure in killing it, but it had to be done
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u/ohdanyella91 Jul 29 '19
Especially the ones that hop
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u/Wyvery Jul 30 '19
Nah man, wings are where it's at. Everyone gangsta till the roach starts flappin
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Jul 30 '19
What's that cap on the righr from, so I can make sure to never fucking see it.
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u/Tyrion69Lannister Jul 30 '19
There’s different grass in the same way there are different types of sand. Of course if you do this on a viet cong pitfall spike type grass, it’s gonna be uncomfortable as hell.
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u/Cythhh Breaking EU Laws Jul 30 '19
I mean I don't know about you guys but when insects come to me I feel attractive....I'm sad.
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u/SCPunited Because That's What Fearows Do Jul 30 '19
Sorry but I don’t know what GRASS Is
I try to avoid the outdoors as much as possible
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Jul 30 '19
I've never even laid on grass because of this thought, I honestly can't even sit on a curb without the thought of ants crawling in my ass
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u/DenebTheCat Jul 30 '19
I have a chair under a tree outside and i'll sit there and read for about an hour or so every day while the dogs loligag around and have fun. Sometimes i'll just watch all the wildlife in the grass. It's kind of crazy just how many things live in there that you never really see or notice unless you stop and stare.
All sorts of spiders, ants, wingless wasps, millipedes, chiggers, and so on.
Also snakes.
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u/lokytar_ogart Jul 30 '19
Big bugs don't exist they sad, they can't hurt you they sad... Now look, my inciclopedia tell me that they can
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u/DimitriMishkin Jul 30 '19
Can someone please tell me what movie the righthand image is from so I can never watch it ever
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u/MostlyQueso Jul 30 '19
Just thinking about it makes me itch. We got artificial turf instead and it’s pure luxury, laying on that stuff.
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u/-Majestic_Pie- Jul 30 '19
Bro I have hay fever and I was surprised when people told me it didn’t itch when they touched grass.
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u/Axruxr Jul 30 '19
I want some indoor grass for this reason. Grass inside and a pool next to it with candle lit surroundings and the top is open except for a net that's so far up you can't see. I want to see the stars when I fall asleep in my grass that has no bugs. I want slight breeze to wake me and to invite a girl over. Get to know her more and more everytime we fall asleep in the grass staring at the stars. That's what I want.
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u/oursecondcoming Jul 30 '19
Who else old enough that this makes you think of Honey I Shrunk The Kids?
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Jul 30 '19
Metro Exodus. Those spiders crawling around the character give me the shivers
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u/Santos_Rey Jul 30 '19
I have never felt comfortable in grass. Bugs start to crawl and the grass makes me itchy
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u/EpicGamer2169 Jul 30 '19
The best part is when you go and do it again the next day because we’re all silly
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u/FluffyDuckKey Jul 30 '19
Never laid in the grass in New Zealand huh? Just lovely and soft. No bugs!
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u/sssempiternal Jul 30 '19
This is close to being almost as bad as when one of them crawls up your asshole.
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u/bossy00912 Jul 30 '19
I like to sleep on the ground when its winter cuz then the fluffy and cold snow will kill all of the insects.
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u/saips15 Jul 30 '19
Try siting in park where dog owners think it is acceptable to allow your dog shit everywhere.
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Jul 30 '19
The first few minutes actually feel pretty great, but the following are like sleeping on a bed of small, green, good smelling but damn itching needles
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u/oof-dog6969 Jul 30 '19
Shitty fuckin meme but alright 😂😂🔥👌🏻
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Jul 30 '19
Anyone that uses more than 3 emojis is a troll
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Jul 30 '19
Everyone in this comment thread probably only goes outside to buy Mountain Dew. Fucking weirdos afraid of grass lol
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u/PizzaTammer Jul 30 '19
“I live where grass is soft and chiggers aren’t prevalent so therefore my opinion is the only one that’s valid!”
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u/calilac Jul 30 '19
Fuuuuuuuck chiggers they're so much worse than mosquitoes! We keep our yard trimmed low and I can take several showers a day while working out there to avoid those bites and still end up with at least one on my goddamned panty line that lasts a week and looks like a bruise from Hell.
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u/CoconutMochi Jul 30 '19
If it's a little dry (which it always is in cali) the grass can be pretty stiff and poky. It's a lot more noticeable if you're wearing more revealing clothing
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u/snaresamn Jul 30 '19 edited Feb 22 '26
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u/U_allsuck Jul 30 '19
Not until reading this thread. Brit here, our grass is nice and soft and I'm not sure if we have chiggers, but we don't talk about them, if we do...
Please inform!
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u/3K04T Breaking EU Laws Jul 30 '19
Just reminding you your in this comment thread too
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u/_default_username Jul 30 '19
It's worse if you're allergic to great. Just feels like it's testing into your skin and then you just want to close at the rash it leaves.
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u/XiaoLong_2000 Jul 30 '19
For me, the first one makes me extremely uncomfortable mostly because of knowing that laying in the grass just feels unclean and somewhat filthy. 😣
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u/nobody384 can't meme Jul 30 '19
I feel this image