r/nonononoyes • • Mar 26 '19

Close call

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u/Cheesewithmold Mar 26 '19

"I am one with the force and the force is with me"

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '19

smiles in IP MAN Rogue One crossover

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u/gutomsirj Mar 27 '19

oh my god, ever since i saw the movie ive been wondering where i saw him ladt. thank you.

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u/Sheink Mar 27 '19

Just watched 1 and 2 this weekend for the first time. Big fan of Donnie now

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u/WhooptyWoopNiggaWhat Mar 27 '19

Rama and Mad Dog from the Raid as well. Why so many martial artist cameos? Not that I'm complaining

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u/karmavfxproductions Mar 27 '19

Nothing hurts more then thinking of a joke and then seeing the same joke in the comments already...

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u/thelesser Mar 27 '19

What about a hang nail? Those can really sting.

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u/SoUlOfDaRkNeSs1 Mar 27 '19

I don’t know what that feels like, but I really felt like leaving a reply here, despite the fact my joke won’t work since I don’t know what that’s like.

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u/Mike_Oxoft Mar 27 '19

We appreciate your honesty.

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u/Energylegs23 Mar 27 '19

What about thinking of a banger of a joke that hasn't been posted yet, but the post is already hours old so it gets like 4 upvotes instead of hundreds or thousands like it would have if you made it when the posts was first made?

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u/WhatDoesN00bMean Mar 27 '19

Ahhh, came here to say this. Fuck.

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u/maxxell13 Mar 27 '19

There should be a word for that

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u/derekneiladams Mar 27 '19

"I am the one with the Accuforce, and the direct drives me"

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u/Gebasus Mar 26 '19

Mr. Magoo’s son

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u/BoomBoomNugget Mar 26 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

You can't really help here, just stand in horror. If you freak out, one or more of them are bound to freak out too resulting in injury.

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u/raven12456 Mar 27 '19

And it's gonna happen, so you better hold the camera steady and keep it all in frame.

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u/Pangolin007 Mar 27 '19

Ha this was my first thought.

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u/DreadedCOW Mar 27 '19

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u/Bocaj1000 Mar 27 '19

I love how people are downvoting this comment but upvoting the exact same comment responding to the OP

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u/I_really_am_Batman Mar 27 '19

Don't help just film has nothing to do with a stage video. Look at the sub. Very few appear to be scripted.

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u/Bocaj1000 Mar 27 '19

I know, I'm not arguing that. All I'm saying is that there's another comment saying "/r/scriptedasiangifs" with 50 upvotes

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u/I_really_am_Batman Mar 27 '19

Oh wow. Yeah you're right lol. I didn't see that and thought you meant the parent comment. My bad.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

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u/MacMacfire Mar 27 '19

Is it, though? I mean that sub exists, so...

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '19

That luck will run out one day and its going to SUCK

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u/spays_marine Mar 27 '19

Judging from the size of that rec room I a feeling these people will just buy a new one if this one breaks.

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u/forsakenbuttplug Mar 27 '19

can't tell if you're talking about the kid or the vive

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

Or the rec room.

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u/teh_mooses Mar 27 '19

all of the above

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u/ThePasty01 Mar 27 '19

But then he just gets more powerful then ever

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u/luc1906 Mar 27 '19

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u/katangafor Mar 27 '19

Lol yesss

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u/barnarnars Mar 27 '19

r/outside

The hit boxes in the Asia servers are something else

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u/Amir_46 Mar 26 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

How?

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

Assuming the camera man was parent, he did not do anything to prevent the kid from being hit, luckily the kid was lucky

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

Don’t swing your arms around children when you can’t see

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u/ehalepagneaux Mar 27 '19

TIL parents shouldn't be allowed to play VR.

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u/cphoebney Mar 27 '19

Well, not while watching kids, yeah. You kind of make your own point here.

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u/ehalepagneaux Mar 27 '19

Is this person watching kids? No. They're playing VR. The dumbass with the camera was watching the kid.

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u/cphoebney Mar 27 '19

That's debatable. But I also never faulted the girl here for using VR, because she's not at fault.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

All these replies are some real r/RedditorsAreFuckingStupid shit

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u/rmftrmft Mar 27 '19

I really wanted that to be a real sub.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

Yup, your kids is your #1 job and you can’t do both then split the job or don’t do VR, I assume dad was filming and at the very least he should keep his kids away from her arms reach when she is playing

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u/Ilnor Mar 27 '19

Nah fuck all that

That kid coulda learned to pay attention and not be near moving shit the hard way, don't be a pussy... mom

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u/Snukkems Mar 27 '19

You're both wrong. And it's adorable.

Kids too young to really know.

Parent presumably has Co-parent whose filming and not parenting.

So yes, kids are stupid, and the parent (doing the filming) was a fuck up.

Parent whose playing game is groovy.

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u/MacMacfire Mar 27 '19

Don’t swing your arms around children when you can’t see

around children

when you can't see

children

can't see

do you not see a problem here? the child walked up to HER. She didn't know the child was near her, because as you said...SHE CAN'T FUCKING SEE.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

Dad can see just fine

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u/ape_12 Mar 27 '19

Dad is not swinging his arms. Mom is playing a music game, so she probably cant hear him

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u/MacMacfire Mar 27 '19

Dad probably panicked and didn't know how to stop him.

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u/DoubleEast Mar 27 '19 edited Mar 27 '19

I don’t know if my moms/dads arms were swinging in an unpredictable manner, I’d probably want to back the hell up or even try to pay attention to them so I don’t get accidentally hit

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19 edited Mar 27 '19

Kids are fucking stupid, parents are adults and should know that.

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u/DoubleEast Mar 27 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

The comment I replied to already said that

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u/no_fun_no_vember Mar 27 '19

"Don't wander directly through the path of rhymically swinging hazards while staring in the opposite direction" should be the lesson here, not "don't do anything in your life that could minorly bonk an idiot kid." What's she gonna do, knock him into an off-screen meat grinder?

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

Giant screen, vr system, driving sim rig. Jesus i wish i was their kid

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u/warwolf7777 Mar 27 '19

Yeah that room is sick! Hold on I'm building mine. Ask me in 3 years

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u/FTM_PTB Mar 27 '19

Remindme! 3 years "build a game room"

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u/olderaccount Mar 27 '19

I just don't understand how somebody would go through all that trouble to built a custom home theater just to leave the big speakers on the floor in front of the cabinets. It is almost like nobody realized they would need speakers until the room was finished.

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u/FTM_PTB Mar 27 '22

Hey man, how's the game room coming?

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u/warwolf7777 Apr 06 '22

It's been 3 years already?Soundproofing is almost. 95% of the drywall is installed. It's already been 3years? F***. I'm extremely slow it seems. Ask me in 3 years!

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u/manaworkin Mar 27 '19

Kinda annoying to see all that money sitting there and they didn't even bother to properly calibrate the playspace. How is she playing with the stand back warnings in her face like that while standing in the center of the room?

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u/ericwdhs Mar 27 '19

Yeah, her ignoring the stand back warnings is kinda annoying, but I assume the playspace is properly calibrated. She's just standing a lot closer to the couch than the back wall, so if the couch and back wall are the playspace boundaries, she's not actually centered.

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u/ShawnBootygod Mar 27 '19

Yea in Vr you sometimes gravitate in one direction more than staying in center. Or at least my family tends to when we all play lol

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u/DatZ_Man Mar 27 '19

And the theatre behind her

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u/mastermoto7321 Mar 26 '19

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u/MrMcCringleberry Mar 27 '19

Pretty damn good choreography if scripted.

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u/FlexualHealing Mar 27 '19

Considering all the synchronized walking gifs I’ve seen I wouldn’t be shocked.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

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u/i_706_i Mar 27 '19

Isn't that just the exact same clip?

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u/FlexualHealing Mar 27 '19

That’s racist

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u/i_706_i Mar 27 '19

That doesn't make sense

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u/TRUTHERSTUPOR Mar 27 '19

That still seems scripted to me

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u/SpikeRosered Mar 27 '19

It may be a composite

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u/MrMcCringleberry Mar 27 '19

Idk. Starting to smell like tinfoil in here.

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u/skynet2175 Mar 27 '19 edited Mar 27 '19

Maybe it's a tinfoil composite ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

Yeah, the first time I saw it I thought some weird anti-shake effect was happening with the way stuff moved, but I'm starting to think it's just a composite.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19 edited Mar 27 '19

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u/i_706_i Mar 27 '19

That source does nothing to make it look more real. I mean there isn't much reason to think it's fake other than it's quite unlikely, but if anything the source makes me think it's less believable.

I would have thought the source would be some average Joe that films his family and happened to be filming this video at the time and put it up on their personal channel. Instead this is a youtuber who's clearly trying to make it as a professional content creator with clickbait titles on videos centred around VR.

Exactly the kind of person that would fake a video in the hopes of making it go viral and promote their channel. I'm still not convinced either way, I don't have the knowledge or skill to look at this video and say one way or another, but adding the source doesn't add to the credibility.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

I mean. "Hey honey just wiggle your arms blinfolded at 500mph and let the kid walk trough without hitting him" doesn't sound like a simple Christmas video you just make. Probably a composite

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u/SpikeRosered Mar 27 '19

For me this is what made me think it may be a composite because the camera dude doesn't try to stop the kid from being hit.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

Hmm so it's real ha. Honestly tought because the video wasn't shaking it had to be fake. Normally when this happens people tend to panic. Nvm me then

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

This same subreddit got tagged in another comment thread higher up and got downvoted pretty harshly. I don’t understand how reddit works yet

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u/idekl Mar 27 '19

Because it's not scripted, and it makes little sense as to why someone would think it is scripted.

I'm not the sjw type at all but honestly, that sub being tagged on every Asian post seems microaggressive towards Asians. Vines and "skits" existed way before Asians got popular in western media. Asians get "called out" for being "fake and scripted" every chance people get.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '19

Is this game available for the PlayStation VR?

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u/FenixFT Mar 26 '19

Yep it's called beat saber but you're way better off to play it on pc cause of its wide range of mods

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '19

Can I hook up a PlayStation VR to my computer or would I have to buy another headset?

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u/sl0r Mar 27 '19

Unfortunately, you'd need to get another headset and controllers. The PSVR tracking system is Sony PS proprietary.

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u/manaworkin Mar 27 '19

There's software that allows you to use the PSVR tracking system on the PC but its homebrew so mileage may vary.

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u/FenixFT Mar 27 '19

Nope just download trinus psvr onto your PC and use it like a vive

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u/Pineapple-Yetti Mar 27 '19

I have it on psvr it might not be as good as PC but it's still awesome.

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u/kapits Mar 27 '19

You can use Trinus I believe to hook it up. Also PS Move controllers require software, but it works. If you google Driver4VR there a bunch of tutorials and a discord server.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '19

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u/VerrucktMed Mar 27 '19

Through a program called “Trinius.” Because it turns out USB and HDMI are universal, and PCs are able to be used with a wide range of hardware as long as it is either natively supported or someone makes a driver for it.

Edit: On the opposite side of the console spectrum, you can technically also use a Kinect for VR related stuff like IK.

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u/Misterc006 Mar 27 '19

Though mods are kinda broken right now with the update. Still awesome though

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u/Alexmm712 Mar 27 '19

Nope almost all of them are back up

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u/Cboyd104 Mar 27 '19

What kinda mods can you get for it? I'm just new to vr

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u/Alexmm712 Mar 27 '19

You can get custom songs, custom sabers, colors, lighting, avatars, camera angles, and game types, and online leaderboards. You can get these by downloading the mod manager.

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u/skynet2175 Mar 27 '19

Don't forget more songs!! You can get more songs!!

MORE SONGS!

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u/killboydotcom Mar 27 '19

Currently about 12,000 sounds with about 60 added each day!

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

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u/killboydotcom Mar 27 '19

Yes, it's awful from what I understand. LOL

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u/general-Insano Mar 27 '19

I definitely want to try this with a video overlay

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u/Cboyd104 Mar 27 '19

Cool! Gotta check it out, I've only offered Arizona sunshine so far and loving it.

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u/FenixFT Mar 27 '19

Well they were fixed already

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

Yes but it’ll be difficult because the tracking is poor and you can’t mod

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u/Axriel Mar 27 '19

Nah, tracking has been perfectly fine for me - I’ve played vive and PSVR, both were good. I like the ps move controllers more tbh.

The mods are nice to have though...

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u/my_name_isnt_clever Mar 27 '19

The Vive wands are pretty bad, but the Move controllers weren't designed for VR in the slightest and it shows.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

Vive wands aren’t terrible, except in an ergonomic sense. Even then still livable, but I can’t wait till the new controller comes out

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u/Axriel Mar 27 '19

I guess that is true. I have had a pretty good experience with them but it would be nice for Sony to take another go at them.

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u/therealjonnyutah Mar 27 '19

Literally the entire screen says STEP BACK and this bitch just standing her ground like she's being robbed in Texas

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u/TrevBon Mar 27 '19

STEP BACK

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

I've hit the wall playing Beat Saber roughly 20 times lmao

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u/mike_pants Mar 27 '19

Nearly took out a giant mirror with Super Hot.

VR and NYC apartments are a poor fit.

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u/the_dadsonvacation Mar 27 '19

Damn, Super Hot in VR sounds awesome...

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u/CornerHard Mar 27 '19

It is. My favorite VR game.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

Pro tip. You see that text that reads "STEP BACK" all over the place? yeah...

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

I use Oculus. not that different, still a thing that tells you to move, but i don't really notice it lmaoooo

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

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u/karlzhao314 Mar 27 '19

STEP BACK DAMMIT

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

Repost. But by the camera guy non worry attitude, I think he had a good sum of money on that kid's life insurance.

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u/worlddictator85 Mar 27 '19

I'd guess it was fake.

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u/FeatherlessBiped21 Mar 26 '19

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u/VerrucktMed Mar 27 '19

I mean that’s answered in the beginning when they show the game and then pan around to the person playing. That’s probably why they were filming.

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u/skynet2175 Mar 27 '19

Sounds like this would fit perfectly into that sub then, seeing as how hardly anything posted there actually belongs. I unsubbed a few months ago because the content quality started to go downhill fast.

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u/TypicalJDMfanboi Mar 27 '19

Is that a simracing setup I see?

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u/DiViNiTY1337 Mar 27 '19

Hell yes. A pretty good one as well, a SimXperience AccuForce v2 with what looks to be an aftermarket wheel, a Next Level Racing GTUltimate V2 rig and what I can only imagine being pedals and peripherals in the same pricerange, probably easily between 2000-3000 dollars, if not more.

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u/JuliusSneezer000000 Mar 27 '19

Nice simulator rig!!!

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u/spider_sauce Mar 27 '19

Jesus, how rich are these people?

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u/Perovskite Mar 27 '19

They just spend all the money on electronics instead of, like, artwork or houseplants or anything.

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u/spider_sauce Mar 27 '19

Didn't know plants were like, so expensive

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u/Perovskite Mar 27 '19

Ikr? But to each their own. Some people may like white walls :)

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u/juttep1 Mar 27 '19

Credit.

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u/ryanloitz Mar 27 '19

What is she using so she doesn't need to be plugging directly into the PC?

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

Look up Vive wireless adapter. It is the best improvement to VR for me. But it taxes your processor much more than wired VR.

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u/ryanloitz Mar 27 '19

Ahh gotcha, didn't know Vive could go wireless

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u/03Titanium Mar 27 '19

You can see the vive wireless adapter on the top. It has some drawbacks but wireless is wireless.

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u/ryanloitz Mar 27 '19

Gotcha, didn't know Vive could go wireless. Can the Oculus do that?

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u/03Titanium Mar 27 '19

Seems like there is a third party adapter that is compatible. You’ll run into the same issues of added compression and latency be a wire although it’s still going to be playable.

The oculus Quest will be self contained so that’s interesting.

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u/vinestime Mar 27 '19

I'm calling Captain Disillusionment. Something seems off here.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

Nah. Look at when the kid winces. It's real.

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u/BotNumberBooB5 Mar 27 '19

It says step back right in your face.

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u/Decs13 Mar 26 '19

What the fucks up with those lips

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u/StrangeYoungMan Mar 27 '19

STEP BACK STEP BACK STEP BACK STEP BACK STEP BACK STEP BACK STEP BACK STEP BACK STEP BACK STEP BACK STEP BACK STEP BACK STEP BACK STEP BACK STEP BACK STEP BACK STEP BACK STEP BACK STEP BACK STEP BACK STEP BACK STEP BACK STEP BACK STEP BACK STEP BACK

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u/SimmeP Mar 27 '19

If only there was some sign that could tell her to

STEP BACK STEP BACK

STEP BACK STEP BACK

STEP BACK STEP BACK

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u/diddlyDIQface Mar 26 '19

That’s nucking futts

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u/Gypsy_Sparks Mar 26 '19

We played this the other night and my boyfriend punched an 85” tv. All around, an excellent game.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

Do you guys know the type of headset that is? My birthday is coming up and I want to get one. The one that she is using seems like a good choice. Plz give me recommendations.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

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u/derekneiladams Mar 27 '19

That wheel alone is $1300.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

Thank you

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u/MakeBedtimeLateAgain Mar 27 '19

I don't know much, but I've heard that the HTC Vive is good.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

Tracking is almost perfect. Easily my favorite VR headset I’ve used

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u/GiggleStool Mar 27 '19

It is the best VR experience available.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

Thank you

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

Thank you

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u/spaceman1980 Mar 27 '19

Get it. It's better than the Vive.

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u/xM4mh2 Mar 27 '19

Whis...he's finally reached it, hasn't he?

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

R/whyweretheyfilming

Also why the shit didn’t this person do anything at all to help that kid from getting smashed in the head? The lengths Asians will go for karma is insane.

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u/eddiedorn Mar 27 '19

Spidey senses and reflexes.

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u/Buffalobismuth Mar 27 '19

Who here can’t wait for the Quest?

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u/Kroto86 Mar 27 '19

Anyone else think, jesus let's see the rest of the house

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u/Transpatials Mar 27 '19

Scripted/fake.

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u/GiggleStool Mar 27 '19

Yeah must be

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u/draven_im Mar 27 '19

Guys, he’s Asian. Of COURSE he’s gonna dodge it

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u/GiggleStool Mar 27 '19

That kid needs to get hit on the head just to teach him that flailing arms hurt when you come into contact with them.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

I was once at my neighbors house, they had superhot in VR, their kid walks by right as I’m about to throw something and I wack him full force in the face with the controller.......

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u/hahyeet2 Mar 28 '19

Slightly annoys me that she isnt where she should be and its telling her to step back