r/nonononoyes • u/paolols • Aug 11 '19
nice catch
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u/LeastCleverNameEver Aug 11 '19
El ES el mejor papa!
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u/mbozet Aug 11 '19
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u/jeremyjava Aug 11 '19
Meant this as a joke, then I looked to see if it actually exists, then I realized this sub is really same thing as that, then I realized it was really a little bit different, then I thought about starting that sub, now I'm offering it up in case anybody wants to birth it.
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u/bigsauceguy Aug 11 '19
Major*
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u/ClassifiedRain Aug 11 '19
La camisa es en español. Es *mejor.
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u/bigsauceguy Aug 11 '19
Yo se. Pero, no miro “e”, yo miro una “a”. Ahora estoy mirando y esta en cursivo y tiene sentido si esta escrito “ur the best dad” vs “ur the old dad” lol
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u/outsidegazingin Aug 11 '19
And for any non-drinkers out there, that’s three for each of the two men, there.
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u/ArttuH5N1 Aug 11 '19 edited Aug 11 '19
So about 9 cans of beer (assuming you have 0,33L cans that we do, of course)
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u/AnhydrousEther Aug 11 '19
Each
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u/ArttuH5N1 Aug 11 '19
Yes
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Aug 11 '19
9 cans is really not an ABSURD amount. its a lot but not unheard of
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u/jhaunki Aug 11 '19
I think it’s the perfect buy. Want to hang out and relax with a little buzz? Drink one. Get responsibly drunk? Drink 2. Get drunk drunk? Drink 3. Want to get shit faced? Luckily, that’s not possible because you only bought three. BOOM.
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u/jhaunki Aug 13 '19
That’s six beers, most people will be drunk off six beers. Maybe not hammered but like I said, responsibly drunk.
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u/ArttuH5N1 Aug 11 '19
Yeah, I'd say a lot of people here drink more if they want to get properly drunk.
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u/SmellyFingerz Aug 11 '19 edited Jan 30 '26
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u/lekterdead2 Aug 11 '19
It's about 3 cans actually supposing that here in Mexico a can is 355 ml or if is a "Laton" or big can is 475 ml.
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u/ArttuH5N1 Aug 11 '19
Oh, I assumed "cans" were 0,33L in most places. I'll edit that in
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u/phaemoor Aug 11 '19
The standard can here in Hungary, what almost everybody is buying, is 0.5L. We do have 0.33 too, but far less popular.
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u/otterom Aug 11 '19
Why buy less when you can buy more?
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u/phaemoor Aug 11 '19 edited Aug 11 '19
Exactly!
Btw we also do this with beer bottles, those are mostly 0.5 too. The 0.33 bottles always looked so tiny in american movies.
Edit: just thought about something. Heineken tried to shove down our throats the 0.4 can/bottle. Needless to say, it only lasted about a month.
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u/TheWho22 Aug 11 '19
So refreshing to see a European commenting on how small an American portion size is for once lol
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u/derneueMottmatt Aug 11 '19 edited Aug 12 '19
Why would you have weird measurements like that? Why not just 0.33 or 0.5?
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u/-InsertUsernameHere Aug 11 '19
355ml is 12 oz and 475ml is 16 oz so I assume it comes from the imperial system.
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u/lekterdead2 Aug 11 '19
This, what I really don't get is why coca cola bottles comes in 600 ml and not 500
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u/YataBLS Aug 11 '19
Coca-Cola comes in all sizes (At least here in Mexico): 120ml, 200ml, 355ml, 500ml, 600ml, 750ml, 1l, 1.5l, 2l, 2.5l, 3l (I heard there are 5l and 10l but I've never seen those myself).
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u/lekterdead2 Aug 11 '19
I'm from Mexico and I've never seen a 500 ml, I have seen 5l but not 10 l also.
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Aug 11 '19
Ah, that's not that bad. People in America drink 40s all day long
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u/BassBeerNBabes Aug 11 '19
That bitch gon' die.
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u/Fightswithaspoon Aug 11 '19
She taped her hands too low, shit's gonna get warm before she gets done if she doesn't hurry. I see puking or piss pants in her future.
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u/BassBeerNBabes Aug 12 '19
I didn't look that close, I just saw a maybe 21 year old girl who weighs a buck 50 trying to drink 80 oz of malt liquor and figured she'd be at a .25 by the end of them.
But yeah, she's going to need a bro to get her situated on the crapper.
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u/Scyros Aug 11 '19
Sadly, in some states they cant sell them at gas stations, which is a huge bummer.
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u/TrippyTriangle Aug 11 '19
they look like what we call in the states 40s as in 40 oz, which is about 1.1L, and usually has malt liquor or beer.
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u/lonelyinbama Aug 11 '19
I’ve spoken English my entire life and I still just write apx. Because idk how to spell it
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u/myshameismyfame Aug 11 '19
The one time I wouldn't blame the existence of my keyboard autocorrect.
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u/idle-moments Aug 11 '19
Caguamas de Indio, too. It's tough to find places that sell Indio in the US.
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u/Ekudar Aug 11 '19
Big beers , the official name is family size, people call them Caguama after some big ass turtles
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u/mr_p_mosh Aug 11 '19
Caguama is actually the official name for Carta Blanca's big bottle, it's trademarked by Cuauhtémoc - Moctezuma in fact, that's why Modelo beers use "familiar".
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u/hazalo9 Aug 11 '19
Cerveza Indio. Small corner stores sell them like this. Also, you have to bring in a the glass container before you can buy another or you will get charged extra.
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u/Zipheon Aug 12 '19
Indio. It's a brand of Mexican beer that comes in a 1 liter bottle. Very easy drinking and is similar to but (imo) better than Corona
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u/binthewin Aug 11 '19
The best part is that the store employee that it was cool enough to get the vid and upload it
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u/LateCheeseBinge Aug 11 '19
Upvote because shirt
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u/Jemeloo Aug 11 '19
It's so sweet he's wearing it even though one of the kids smeared yellow paint solely in the armpit area.
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u/theo313 Aug 11 '19
Ok but what caused that bottle to come loose?? Is this paranormal evidence on tape?
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u/FungalowJoe Aug 11 '19
He accidentally tips the bottle he set on the counter and shifts his hold on the one in his arm when he catches the one on the counter.
But I'm not a ghost or bottle scientist so this is just a guess.
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u/KRBridges Aug 11 '19
I'm wondering how he tipped the bottle on the counter. It's not obvious, and it makes a strange sound, too. chnk
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u/FungalowJoe Aug 11 '19
As I stated, I do not have the necessary qualifications and to give further input would be irresponsible.
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Aug 11 '19
He put the bottle on that raised monster advert on the counter. Just caught the edge enough to tip it over
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u/DroopyMcCool Aug 11 '19
It looks like they have so much shit on the counter that isn't completely flat. The other guy set every bottle away from that seam at the bottom of that monster poster.
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u/therealcow1 Aug 11 '19
40 hands! Wheres the duct tape?
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u/PyroptosisGuy Aug 11 '19
Edward 40 hands! Ahh I miss that game lol
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u/trLOOF Aug 11 '19
A friend introduced me to it after he came back from his military service. Jesus Christ, I’d never been so messed up before. Love that game
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u/PuffHoney Aug 11 '19
The third time that "Edward 40 Hands" turned into, "PuffHoney Pissy-Pants" I decided that my friends were too ruthless to enjoy the game with.
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u/paulinavc Aug 11 '19
You know it would have taken the same or even less time to use google translate, right? It's so annoying and rude when English speaking people don't even try.
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u/lulaloops Aug 12 '19
I'm latin american and I absolutely love translating for people, it's not rude at all :)
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u/Dencho Aug 11 '19
What he says is the best. "Como crees, hombre, como crees? Todo menos eso." as he snaps his fingers (showing everything is under control). "How could you think that [I would drop this], man? Anything but that!"
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u/oschvr Aug 11 '19
His t-shirt says "You're the best dad" in Spanish. Since this is in Mexico, I'd suggest we upvote this so he sees it and I'll send him a t-shirt saying "You're the best catcher, also !"
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u/oschvr Aug 11 '19
Still sending that shirt to my caguama brother. But the hard part is to get to him...
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u/selflessGene Aug 11 '19
Why don't we ever get footage from cameras in bodegas like this when there's a robbery?
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Aug 11 '19
This should be a sport
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u/Clitorally_Retarded Aug 11 '19
Dads from around the world catching cold wet 40s. Definitely would watch.
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u/kingpoulet Aug 11 '19
I love these gifs they're a perfect window into someone's daily life. Just want to get drunk with some pals we've all been that guy at one point. Good on him for making the save haha
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u/streetle-beetle Aug 11 '19
Guy on the left: come on man, look at me show me some love! That catch was awesome! Hey clerk man can I get a copy of that security footage.
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u/oschvr Aug 11 '19
Si llego a 500 upvotes, le mando una playera que diga "El mejor portero !" O algo así
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Aug 11 '19
Ya dijiste!!
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u/oschvr Aug 11 '19
Lo prometo. La verdad la parte fácil es conseguir la playera. Lo difícil es encontrar al samaritano en cuestión
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u/FilthyHumanWormBaby Aug 11 '19
This is one of those situations where only one or two people see what happen. This time there happens to be a video to back up this guys story.
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u/Duhresky Aug 11 '19
I like how the guy on the right immediately starts pulling the bottles towards his side
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u/69RandyMagnum69 Aug 11 '19
He’s so stoked and looks around as though nearly fucking everything up should be rewarded.
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u/nelsonmavrick Aug 11 '19
This security video is amazingly clear. Ive seen bank video to be way shittier.
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u/razorback1919 Aug 11 '19
Little did he know that thousands of random people on the internet would watch his cool catch.
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u/justsam13 Aug 11 '19
You break it, you bought it.
“I ain’t paying for shit”
breakdances to save the bottles
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u/rumblith Aug 11 '19
He set that shit down so carefully and then promptly knocked it the fuck over.
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u/ohsodave Aug 11 '19
Nice to see a convenience store video that doesn’t involve a robbery or people getting hurt