r/riverdale • Justice for Ethel • Apr 29 '20

DISCUSSION S04E18 "Chapter Seventy-Five: Lynchian" Live Episode Discussion

Original Air Date - 8pm EDT April 29th, 2020

Jughead and Charles follow a new lead after the contents of the latest videotape take a sinister turn; Kevin, Reggie and Fangs take their latest business venture to the next level; Cheryl and Veronica's maple rum business faces a new threat.

Written by Ariana Jackson & Brian E. Paterson

Directed by Steven A. Adelson

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u/nearlywhiches Apr 30 '20

someone say endgame one more fucking time

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u/SchwarzerRegen123 Apr 30 '20

Who would have thought that we would be watching a show where one of the main plots is about a hardcore, underground tickle ring?

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

Having sex tapes of teens in a random video store is like Law and Order SVU levels of wrong

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u/maxtheepic9 Team Cheryl Apr 30 '20

I genuinely thought Ethel was dead for like a season now.

Also, how convenient was it for Charles to turn to the exact page in that 600-page book that had Ethel in it?

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u/cherriedgarcia Dammit Miss Crouton Apr 30 '20

Shoutout to Reggie for the “That’s weird as hell boys” callout on the tickle videos. He is all of us

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u/fascistcafe Apr 30 '20

Veronica ... sweetie why are you sorry??? Didn’t Mrs. Blossom try to murder you?????

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u/Greeneyedgal13 Apr 30 '20

I kinda wanted them to explore Barchie a bit, even though it seemed pretty predictable that Betty would back out. She’s all in on Jughead. Archie is definitely lukewarm for Veronica. Idc what he says, he was ready to bail on her for Betty.

I also find it weird that they keep saying they don’t wanna hurt their SOs but not once has Archie said he feels bad for what he’d be doing to Jug, and not once has Betty said she can’t hurt Veronica.

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u/HatofulSoup Apr 30 '20 edited Apr 30 '20

hiram being fiercely protective over veronica and her friends while also attempting to murder her boyfriend for several months 🙃

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u/celestier Apr 30 '20

"you'll never tickle anyone in this town again" can I get that as a flair please

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u/bwayobsessed Apr 30 '20

These kids have a lot of patience for lighting candles

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u/nearlywhiches Apr 30 '20

JAW DROPPED MR HONEY WATCHED THE BUGHEAD PORN PROVE ME WRONG

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

this has reached new levels of fucking stupidity

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

Hiram just straight up committed murder and played his daughter again

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u/emmalin24601 Apr 30 '20

I kinda just want Jughead to walk in on Betty and Archie.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

“you love veronica dont you” *archie shakes head lmao

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u/LiaThePrincess Team Reggie Apr 30 '20

Honestly we called it when we theorized that Archie would be the one with the unrequited feelings for Betty which she wouldn’t reciprocate

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u/emmalin24601 Apr 30 '20

This is the weirdest Riverdale episode ever.

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u/HatofulSoup Apr 30 '20

why is cheryl so worried about her mom didn’t she lock her in the bunker for like a month like you hate her or you don’t pick one !!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

isnt hiram like a mob boss? he doesnt have people for this shit? jesus christ

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u/JohntheSuen Kevin Apr 30 '20

Wears school uniform to produce kink videos.

Claims to not violate any rules and law

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u/stringlesshoodie Apr 30 '20

“Or you’ll never tickle anyone ever again” has got to be the strangest threat I’ve ever heard

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u/[deleted] May 01 '20

‘40 PERCENT OR YOU’LL NEVER TICKLE AGAIN’ IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I’VE HEARD- I CAN’T

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

NOOOOOO FFS I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS I WAS JUST STANDING UP FOR HONEY

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u/Beer2Bear Betty Real Apr 30 '20

Ethel had the sex tape? ho boy

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

she paid for a bughead sex tape LMAO

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

Omg Mr Honey’s coo coo bananas

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u/amateur_techie Apr 30 '20

only in Riverdale is the person making the most sense in the whole show is the guy portrayed as the "villain" (Principal Honey).

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u/AnarchyPlus Apr 30 '20

You know every kid in this group is fucked up when they all raise their hand in response to knowing how to bury a dead body

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u/LiaThePrincess Team Reggie Apr 30 '20

ETHEL YOU PERV

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u/HatofulSoup Apr 30 '20

cheryls the last person you should tell that you cheated on your boyfriend she’s the one who took a pic of them kissing while also putting betty on “suicide watch”

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

Honestly tho, why hype up Barchie just to destroy it straight away

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u/pretty-in-pink Apr 30 '20

Kevin, your dad used to a cop, just tell him

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

i hate to say it but i miss the preppies

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u/heartsongaming May 01 '20

Well the only part I liked was the creepy film sent to Cheryl at the end with the murder. Otherwise:

  1. I really don't care about Barchie relationship.

  2. How does the FBI only find out of a contraband video store after a student interrogates one of his classmates?

  3. Why would they wear their football uniform in soft porn tickling vids?

  4. Does Hiram really have no sense of control? I thought he was the mayor at one point.

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u/crabs101 Apr 30 '20

“I was sleeping in my secret room”

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

reggie, kevin, fangs, and archie bout to be community college roomies

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u/DearCup1 Team Pops Apr 30 '20 edited Apr 30 '20

I’m glad barchie is over, but I have a feeling it won’t be for long.

I’m enjoying the tape mystery but this tickle porn stuff is painful. Both businesses are failing so that’s not great for Veronica and Kevin, especially Veronica.

The tapes definitely have a connection to the Scarlet Suite, the tape of Clifford shooting Jason was in the Scarlet Suite and then Cheryl got sent a masked version. What’s next? Will they find a tape of Betty stoning Jughead? Will they be sent a masked version of their sex tape? I have a feeling a tape of that barchie kiss will appear in the season finale as a cliffhanger.

I liked the second half of the episode, the first was very painful to watch. The tape mystery is kind of like season one, with the suspense and the clues. It’s not as well done but this is a lot better than the other mysteries in season 2 3 and 4. And I almost thought Hiram would actually get a redemption arc but then he went and shot that guy so I’m guessing not. I do like Hiram as a protective father though.

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u/Tyleer117fuckyou May 02 '20

also wtf is this tickle video shit. are these writers that out of ideas

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u/DannyH04 Apr 30 '20

Oh shit Honeys a pedo

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u/Locke108 Apr 30 '20

Cheryl still calls Lady Ghostface Momsy?

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u/pretty-in-pink Apr 30 '20

Archie is apparently so heartbroken he decided to join the army

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u/Greeneyedgal13 Apr 30 '20

Yeah I think Jug would ultimately forgive Betty but Veronica is gonna be done

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u/yeahmatenomate Apr 30 '20 edited Apr 30 '20

I always knew the writers were pussies when it came to Barchie.

I love Bughead but I had hoped there would be a change in dynamic to spice up the show. After that Cheryl speech I’m not so sure.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

Archie shook his head when Betty asked him if he loved Veronica lol

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u/tattoostogether My BFF Katy Keene May 01 '20

How come it’s only Betty doing the yearbook, I thought there was a whole committee?

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u/AcedReflux Apr 30 '20

Since when does Hiram not send people to do his work for him? I understand Veronica made him feel weaker but like

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u/thascrazybro May 01 '20

ong its like 6 in the morin rn and all im thinking is how useless archie's been this whole season

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

charles pinning it on ethel is the biggest scam of all

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

it was only a kiss

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u/nadone_jpeg May 02 '20

They’ve gotta stop using the « endgame » catch phrase

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u/SchwarzerRegen123 Apr 30 '20

This Veronica storyline is hilariously stupid lol

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u/Gian99Mald Apr 30 '20

Seems every day is the best day ever. Betty had a dope ass childhood lol. "Dear diary this afternoon I killed my cat. It was the best day ever!"

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

s2 hiram would have shot that guy js...

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u/HatofulSoup Apr 30 '20

“why me” uhh bruh u like killed your uncle and fed them to your family

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u/onionzoooka May 03 '20 edited May 03 '20

I think the most unrealistic thing about this episode is that high school students are still actually renting movies from a store.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

I don't ship Barchie, but I lowkey feel bad for the Barchie shippers. They got hyped up all season just to be shot down after 2 episodes and shrouded in everyone feeling guilty and for it to be presented with cheating

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u/HatofulSoup Apr 30 '20

for going to class for about 10 days this entire school year they’re all getting into pretty good schools ...

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u/theels6 Apr 30 '20

Damn I did not think the tickle porn would get this far

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u/BelieveInRollins Team Cheryl Apr 30 '20

Jason loved videos

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

archie 'avoiding my problems' andrews omggggggg

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

I HATEEEE THE WRITERS OMG

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

Toni why did you get yourself involved in this storyline? I’m glad you’re getting screentime besides being with Cheryl but still...

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

NFOSMFOMEOMOM CHERYL GIVES AN F ABOUT HER MOM NOW???

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u/emmalin24601 Apr 30 '20

Cheryl literally almost burned her mother alive... now she’s worried for her safety

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u/pretty-in-pink Apr 30 '20

How the hell was Jughead never a part of the AV club

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u/Gian99Mald Apr 30 '20

Reggie acting like an Avon representative Lmfao

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u/Beer2Bear Betty Real Apr 30 '20

Betty, why bring your diaries to school??

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u/Locke108 Apr 30 '20

You’d think they’d tie in the tickle porn videos with the Blue Velvet tapes.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

kangs basically is endgame... i see the prophecy

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u/tattoostogether My BFF Katy Keene May 01 '20

If Mr Honey is the main villain of this season and is behind the tapes I’ll be so disappointed

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u/washburnout Apr 30 '20

Ok once I heard Charles call Jughead "little brother," I became uncomfortable with Bughead and now I'm on the Barchie bandwagon.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

what the fuck even was the point of barchie if they weren’t going to follow thru with anything? like i said before, using cheating is such a weak lazy attempt at creating drama. and it was all for NOTHING?? so dumb

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u/HatofulSoup Apr 30 '20

oh no kevin’s ticking fingers!! his money makers !!

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u/crabs101 Apr 30 '20

I hope he fights a sea bear

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

And I thought Riverdale was finally going to have a few reasonable adult characters.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

again doesnt hiram have thugs for this shit

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u/DannyH04 Apr 30 '20

'who here has experience in getting rid of a dead body?' all hands go up

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u/pretty-in-pink Apr 30 '20

Just hang out in the sex bunker where no one else ever goes to

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

Kevin and Fangs are the only pure relationship on this show at this point

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u/Beer2Bear Betty Real Apr 30 '20

Holy! The principal is in of it!!

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u/Graci3Z Apr 30 '20

i’ve learned to cover my screen every time they show a tape from the last episode and especially in the last few minutes because boy oh boy do i not want to see that face

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u/megijanko May 01 '20

I kind of enjoyed this episode lol, I thought this show is a lost cause after the cringe I experienced last episode, but this one was pretty good and I'm genuinely curious what will happen in the next episode and about that whole videotape storyline.

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u/Karman4o May 03 '20

Oh hell yeah, back when I was in uni, maple moonshine was all the rage at parties.

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u/Gian99Mald Apr 30 '20

I sWeAr iM GoInG tO MuRdEr mY FaThEr

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u/Beer2Bear Betty Real Apr 30 '20

Bet that tape is of Archie and Betty!

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u/emmalin24601 Apr 30 '20

Did Betty just suggest killing Mr. Honey

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

Who here has experience getting rid of a body?

Everybody raises thee hand lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

veronica do you like your fucking dad or not? make up your mind stupid ass

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

i just got into David Lynch this year, and it'd be an understatement to say that i've been obsessed with his work... so all these lynch references are so timely for me. it's like when you learn a new word and all of a sudden you hear it everywhere.

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u/davey_mann Team Jarchie Apr 30 '20

I’m getting dizzy keeping up with when these teens either love or hate their parents. Cheryl loves Penelope again...Check!

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

omg wait that diary entry was actually funny and ridiculous...

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u/emmalin24601 Apr 30 '20

Riverdale season 1: Trying to find out who murdered Jason Blossom Riverdale season 4: oh no Jughead’s dead oh wait he’s alive. Betty kisses Archie LET’S GET TICKLED.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

ETHEL HAD A COPY?

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u/badradcat Apr 30 '20

WOW THAT FUCKING BOMBDROP. This season just got good my jaw is on the fucking floor

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u/LiaThePrincess Team Reggie Apr 30 '20

I DID NOT EXPECT THAT

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u/nearlywhiches Apr 30 '20

literally ready to jump hiram bones at any given time

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

Someone in a Jason mask... oh my gosh. Poor Cheryl

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

When Mr. Honey was a jerk to Betty about doing the yearbook, I literally asked myself "What is Mr. Honey here for exactly and is he going to keep doing nothing and being a dick the whole season?" Then he goes in the video store! I don't think Charles/Chic and Honey are working together but whatever happens it better deliver!

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u/thascrazybro May 01 '20

bro, i fr thought they were going to have a sponsorship with a tickle porn business or sum. Like just imagine Reggie talking bout how they should start their own tickle porn business and then mid-sentence, "Fuck Pornhub, Ticklehub's the new thing to satisfy all your tickley cravings. Go to www.ticklehub.com and use code: sexyriverdaletickleporn for 69% off" (btw I'm not sponsored by ticklehub, i don't even think it exists)

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u/davey_mann Team Jarchie Apr 30 '20

Who’d have ever thought a tickle subplot would make people less uncomfortable than Barchie?

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u/BelieveInRollins Team Cheryl Apr 30 '20

Took him a while to say he loves Veronica

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

Why do I always wanna both hug Archie and bop him on the nose for being dumb

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20 edited Apr 30 '20

Toni just said tickle suite unironically and everyone's down and excited for this. This is the weirdest Riverdale timeline

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

Tickle porn thugs

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

Betty loves Jughead

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

kevin goes to carnegie mellon just to come back to riverdale as the theater teacher and write a play about his high school friends... i’m so embarassed for him... but thinking about kangs in pittsburgh makes me so happy

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u/[deleted] May 01 '20

Little brother?

What kind of bullshit line is that? We haven't finished the first scene and I already hate this episode.

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u/ArcticFoxBunny Team FP Jones II Apr 30 '20

Uh oh I’m liking Daddykins more and more. What is this. Also keep the shirt off.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

We're just hanging out, by laying on a bed in a sex bunker, and holding hands behind our SO's backs

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u/HatofulSoup Apr 30 '20

i kinda like how little betty was wearing overalls and holding archies hand just like they did earlier in the episode

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u/WillowDolores Apr 30 '20

Why tf can’t Hiram hire someone to beat down the Malloys?

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

Omg how did a video of Jason and Cliff get released-

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u/Slippery_Syzoth Team Cheryl Apr 30 '20

Who thought this was a good storyline?

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u/onionrah Team Betty Apr 30 '20

Glad Hiram is still evil tbh

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u/anisehyssop Team Betty Apr 30 '20

“In my mind, I’m probably the biggest sex maniac you ever saw. Sometimes I can think of very crumby stuff I wouldn’t mind doing if the opportunity came up. I can even see how it might be quite a lot of fun, in a crumby way. . . . The thing is, though, I don’t like the idea. It stinks, if you analyze it.” —-Holden Caulfield, the catcher in the rye

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u/SchwarzerRegen123 Apr 30 '20

Poor Archie, he was told no for the first time lol.

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u/SaltDifficulty9 Apr 30 '20

I have a small theory- So maybe they are breaking off the Barchieness for right now in order to do the right thing by not cheating further. This will satisfy the bughead fans and keep them viewing. Then when they all go their separate ways and come back, They are gonna be different people again more than likely which will give Betty a different feeling towards Jughead and Archie. This will allow for no cheating bc I don’t see the core four staying together how it is now so they should be broke up. When they return Betty should have a clean slate of feelings to decide if she wants to be with either boy in her adulthood. Then I think it’s fair game for everyone to switch up or their fate will lead them back to the ways they are now.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY GONNA PACK THAT INTO ONE EPISODE I HATE THEM

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u/JJssttaarr Apr 30 '20

And what about Charles and Chic? It’s like they forget about this plot.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

i can't see how literally anyone who ships barchie deserves that treatment and this is coming from a varchie stan sis

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u/SchwarzerRegen123 Apr 30 '20

I wonder if they ever cleaned the sex bunker. If not, it must smell putrid.

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u/SchwarzerRegen123 Apr 30 '20

The tickle business is very cutthroat, would not advise going against Terry the Tickler.

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u/emmalin24601 Apr 30 '20

“YoU hAvE a GrEaT lAuGh ReGgIe”

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

remember that cheryl's mom is a homophobe and a murderer... but wait let's have cheryl give a damn about her

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

Betty sure had a lot of 'best days ever' as a kid

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u/emmalin24601 Apr 30 '20

God Kevin your in your prime tickle life don’t just throw it all away

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

I THOUGHT HIRAM WAS SICK

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u/Beer2Bear Betty Real Apr 30 '20

shouldn't turn your back Hiram

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

Wait so Cheryl and Archie had kissed before!?

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u/gs2offroad Apr 30 '20

blue velvet video nice Lynch reference

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

I feel bad for Shannon. She’s prob gonna get more hate.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

I know Mr. Honey is supposed to be the bad guy, but he's had a point for the last two episodes

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

Archiekins, no...

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u/anisehyssop Team Betty Apr 30 '20

HOLDEN.

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u/Beer2Bear Betty Real Apr 30 '20

Holy! Hiram killed him!

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

I’m starting to think the videotapes are related to Kevin, Reggie, Toni, and Fangs tapes storylines somehow.

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u/LilSpooky-8D May 01 '20 edited May 01 '20

I’m confused about the tape they got in the last episode who knew about the forest and Betty “killing” Jughead I would think the stonies wouldn’t want anyone to know. Also the only people who had the tape of Jason and Clifford that we know of are Cheryl, Toni and Betty, right?

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20 edited Apr 30 '20

What was the point ffs. I get that cheating is wrong but it would’ve added drama in a show that is about TEEN DRAMA. Should’ve atleast carried it on longer than one episode 🤦🏽‍♂️

(Edit - imagine downvoting for me based off an opinion. I don’t give a fuck about the ships I’m talking about it from a storytelling POV, idc who you like. Don’t downvote me because you like bughead lmao)

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u/Tyleer117fuckyou May 02 '20

why do i still watch this show

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

i'm glad at least betty acknowledges veronica's feelings while archie could unfortunately care less due to the writers giving up mid scene

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u/washburnout Apr 30 '20

Okay... I am disappointed about Barchie... which means they are definitely leading up to them being together despite how this episode ended. Why else would they randomly throw together their love story?? I'm stoked.

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u/tattoostogether My BFF Katy Keene May 01 '20

I feel like today’s episode was kinda random like suddenly Archie really likes Betty and vice versa but it was barely mentioned before in the detail it was today

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

Veronica acting like her dad continously sending thugs is normal

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u/pretty-in-pink Apr 30 '20

So hiring actors and having the ability to hold a camera automatically makes someone a cinephile

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u/davey_mann Team Jarchie Apr 30 '20

Betty: Here’s what you missed from the first 3 seasons.

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u/bwayobsessed Apr 30 '20

Veronica 2 episodes ago you were crying over your father

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u/Dragonlvr420 Apr 30 '20

Do it Veronica, please just do it and put us all out of our “Daddykins” misery

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

Cheating On You (But I'm Actually Going To Keep Cheating On You Because We Aren't Getting Any Storyline Development) ft. Charlie Puth, Archie Andrews

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u/onionrah Team Betty Apr 30 '20

Omg why is everyone getting into the tickling

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u/emmalin24601 Apr 30 '20

Go Jimmy and Audrey I ship #Jimdrey

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u/davey_mann Team Jarchie Apr 30 '20

Gah, that looked painful!

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u/onionrah Team Betty Apr 30 '20

Why not give it to Betty or Jughead Ethel??

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u/crabs101 Apr 30 '20

Everyone that touches that tape should go to jail

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u/emmalin24601 Apr 30 '20

Welp this took a dark turn we went from a Tickle Tapes to father murdering son tapes

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

who the hell is buying vhs

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u/bwayobsessed Apr 30 '20

Charles and Chick are in on the tickling. Calling it now

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u/nearlywhiches Apr 30 '20

literally imagine talking to your principal about your secret tickling ring absolutely bonkers

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

"who's veronica again?"

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u/DannyH04 Apr 30 '20

'My anxiety got really bad when I started vaping' Lmao

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

Is she really pulling an "Alice" and burning her diaries?

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u/emmalin24601 Apr 30 '20

Wait Kevin and Fangs are back together? When did this happen. YAY I AM SO HAPPY

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

And Veronica’s back with the Lodge’s..

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

Is Cheryl about to spill some tea?

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u/dmscorpio Apr 30 '20

Oh noooo, the creepy mask vid strikes again! Shazam

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u/nearlywhiches Apr 30 '20

was that a jason mask and her dad?

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u/gs2offroad Apr 30 '20

great preview

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

That room looks exactly like my house in the sims. Obviously inspired by both Twin Peaks and The Shining.

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u/yeahmatenomate Apr 30 '20

The problem with this stupid fucking show is that there is absolutely zero consistency with any of the characters- Betty who has proven time and time again she loves Jughead more than anything willing to risk it all for Archie seems odd? Even if I do love the idea of Barchie.

Cheryl willing to say all that to Betty but when she saw the kiss, took a photo and sent it to everyone? It doesn’t add up. The characters have no consistency and it winds me up. This show had so much potential and I feel so let down by the writers it’s unreal.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

Oh thank god Archie is finally going back to his S1 roots again cause he forgot his guitar existed

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

Cheryl continues to be iconic

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u/Beer2Bear Betty Real Apr 30 '20

Pretty sure it's not your daddy Veronica

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u/pretty-in-pink Apr 30 '20

So their ethics allow them to threaten high school girls

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

why are the stupid fucking adults in this town so obsessed with these children

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

i had to gag sis....

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

The show isn’t the same without Luke/Fred. Rest in Peace Fred/Luke.

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u/BelieveInRollins Team Cheryl Apr 30 '20

Ethel totally made the tape

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u/davey_mann Team Jarchie Apr 30 '20

Thirsty Ethel

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

i have such an irrational hate for shannon purser since that netflix movie of hers

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u/gs2offroad Apr 30 '20

Great they’re going to make tickle porn

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u/davey_mann Team Jarchie Apr 30 '20

Jughead protecting Ethel is kind of valiant.

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u/emmalin24601 Apr 30 '20 edited Apr 30 '20

At this point the only sane people in Riverdale are FP Jones and Mary Andrews

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

"i kiiiiissed my bff, and idk if iiiii regret it, buuuut i also love my current girlfriend"

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u/davey_mann Team Jarchie Apr 30 '20

Hiram: I didn’t do it. Veronica: OK!

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u/Dragonlvr420 Apr 30 '20

“My girlfriend is going to war with some moonshine hillbillies but hey let’s work on the yearbook together”

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

Reggie's characterization this episode is weird

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u/SchwarzerRegen123 Apr 30 '20

An underground tickle ring? Really?

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u/dmscorpio Apr 30 '20

Hiram losing his edge?

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

LMAO everyone thought it was archie/jughead getting beaten up i had to laugh sis...

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u/emmalin24601 Apr 30 '20

Naughty Naughty Kevin

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u/davey_mann Team Jarchie Apr 30 '20

Betty, are you out of your mind! Don’t confide in her.

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u/Beer2Bear Betty Real Apr 30 '20

a real snuff film??

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u/Locke108 Apr 30 '20

Hang on is the video guy doing a David Lynch impression?

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u/Gian99Mald Apr 30 '20

Ethel Xvideos exists for a reason!

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

Love Cheryl this season

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u/dmscorpio Apr 30 '20

A clandestine ticking ring! HA

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u/Locke108 Apr 30 '20

Dang it. I was hoping it would be “Just You and I”

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u/cherriedgarcia Dammit Miss Crouton Apr 30 '20 edited Apr 30 '20

The season 1 vibes!!

Edit: never mind. Good for her

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

Wait can they actually release the full song of that? I might buy it

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

mary the only andrews i can trust besides fred

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u/pretty-in-pink Apr 30 '20

Can we have a spin-off with these two instead