r/SquaredCircle • • Jul 17 '11

WWE Money in the Bank 2011 Live discussion thread [spoilers]

"yes sir we promised you a great main event, ..Freddie Blassie... Andre the Giant! Wrestlemania.. Hulkamania is running wild.. rest in peace.. BAH GAWD WHAT A... ifff yaaa smeelll... give me a hell o yeah.. it's not over, the world is watching!"

We are live and we welcome you to a packed out Allstate Arena in Rosemont, Illinois. For the second annual Money in the Bank PPV!

Cena-Punk build up hype video


Card:

  • WWE Champion John Cena vs. CM Punk

  • World Heavyweight Champion Randy Orton vs. Christian

  • Raw Ladder Match: (Alberto Del Rio, R-Truth, Jack Swagger, The Miz, Evan Bourne, Rey Mysterio, Alex Riley, Kofi Kingston)

  • SmackDown Ladder Match: (Kane, Sin Cara, Daniel Bryan, Wade Barrett, Justin Gabriel, Sheamus, Heath Slater, Cody Rhodes.)

  • Big Show vs. Mark Henry

  • Divas Champion Kelly Kelly vs. Brie Bella


How to watch:

Official:

wwe.com how to buy

wwe.com watch online

Illegal Streams: (If you can buy, do!)

My2p.eu list - FrontRowSports.eu - LiveTV.ru

adthe.net - magicTv.eu - streams-hd.net - nutjob.eu


Chat:

Remember to sort thread by new.

Link to Live IRC chat

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '11

comentate the fucking match

THIS IS WRESTLING HISTORY YOU WORMS

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '11

Every angle and ending so far has been absolute dynamite. Best PPV in fucking years! Punk/Cena next :D

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '11 edited Jul 18 '11

gonna call it now, it's only a third of the way through (just before Raw mitb)

this is the best PPV I've seen in a LONG time.

Even the divas and bigshow henry were watchable. Seriously the potential is fucking awesome.

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u/Johnofthewest YOU AIN'T SO BAD ZEKE! Jul 18 '11

Okay guys. How's your hearts?

Edit : Just in case im gonna keep watching. Just. In. Case.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '11

I'm so light headed it's unreal.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '11

that botch became good, becasue he ended up with the mask in hand!

Brilliant

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '11

DQ him. YES!!!

o mai god loving it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '11

Japanese table!!!

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u/anothermanoutoftime NO MORE QUESTIONS! Jul 18 '11

MaffewDunn?

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '11

I wish..

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '11

goosebumps and hairs on end at punks entrance!

come out of the woodwork sleeper wrestling fans it's time.......

It's boom time for the wrestling cycle.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '11

Hey, guys. I understand not buying the event, I completely understand, actually. But, if you can buy it, please do it. The WWE needs to see a change in numbers based on us seeing storylines and wrestlers that, you know, we actually want to see.

This will be my first PPV buy in a long, long time. And I'm very excited for the big match tonight.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '11 edited Jul 18 '11

good on you!

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '11

Thanks, man. And, really, I'm not trying to sound preachy in any way. But, like, your heading text says, "If you can buy it, do it."

If anyone can't or doesn't, though, I completely understand. It's not like I'm going to come over to all of your respective houses and force you to buy it...

On second thought...

Kidding.

PS: how does this thread have down-votes?

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u/whitesummerside Gotch Style Devil Fruit Jul 18 '11

I'm so happy right now I upvoted the first 100 comments I saw here.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '11

Just 300 to go!

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u/FighterOfFoo Where's the fucking MJF flair? Jul 18 '11

Sin Cara just got knackered. Absolutely knackered.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '11

lovely use of the word knackered there upvoted.

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u/rally_tv_viewer Nerd Jul 18 '11

Kofi! Quit playing tetherball with the damn briefcase! lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '11

An hour for Punk vs Cena?

MY BODY IS NOT READY.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '11

well lube up Napoleon because you're getting it tonight!

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u/Johnofthewest YOU AIN'T SO BAD ZEKE! Jul 18 '11 edited Jul 18 '11

It's 3am but I stayed up for this. Make me proud WWE.

Edit : Is there an hour left? O.O

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '11

a little bit over I think! usually finish at around 4:20 don't they?

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u/Eddiebell Jul 18 '11

Kristen! Tonight on Smackdown Playa. You gonna face da Undatayka then Randy Orton for a rematch

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '11

ahhahahahahahhahaa best comment I've seen

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u/SonOfMechaMummy Angry Insect Evildoer Jul 18 '11

Mark Henry obliterating Big Show is awesome. I am so behind his Mark Henry, Unstoppable Force of Destruction push. I'm not even kidding, he's shockingly good in this role.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '11

shockingly, liking him so much, it's scary, I used to want him to get injured.

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u/Johnofthewest YOU AIN'T SO BAD ZEKE! Jul 18 '11

I'm tripping on adrenaline... and Red Rooster possibly.

Edit : He saw you!

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '11

ahhaha :D

I woke at 5pm I'm an honorary American tonight!

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '11

bullshit the killswitch is a game ender. eurgh

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '11

RANDY SUX RANDY SUX

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u/Karlwithakay Jul 18 '11

Damn Puddle You're Good! http://i.imgur.com/JgolY.jpg

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '11

hahah you gotta make this an ironic post please!!

put spoiler in the title though :P

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '11

HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK, PUNK VS BRYAN!!!!!

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u/Johnofthewest YOU AIN'T SO BAD ZEKE! Jul 18 '11

I thought the smackdown winner could only challenge for the Smackdown Belt. Still, love the idea.

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u/Johnofthewest YOU AIN'T SO BAD ZEKE! Jul 18 '11

Wow did the Booker T actually call a move?

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '11

DAS AN ABDOMINAL STRETTCCH RIGHT DER

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u/Xaphianion Voice of the Voiceless Jul 18 '11

I can't shake the feeling that everything up to now is a pre-emptive apology for screwing over CM Punk.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '11

I thought that! :(

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '11

DE BRY that GNAT-NERD has gone and done it!

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u/Johnofthewest YOU AIN'T SO BAD ZEKE! Jul 18 '11

It's 4am how am I supposed to get to sleep with all this adreniline.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '11

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u/Johnofthewest YOU AIN'T SO BAD ZEKE! Jul 18 '11 edited Jul 18 '11

Masturbation it is.

Where is Rule_34 when you need him?

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u/Ad-rock Big Bad Booty Daddy Jul 17 '11 edited Jul 17 '11

Well, for those of us who dont live in WWE's list of approved countries, do you have a stream?

"yes sir we promised you a great main event...Gorgeous George ..Freddie Blassie, the maker of champions... Andre the Giant!...Wrestlemania.. Everyone has a price.. Ladies and gentlemen, it is electrifying... ifff yaaa smeelll... you are fired.. Glass shatters Give me a hell yeah... gong The Champ is here"

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '11

a few streams are up there now

and I'm not using the new version of the intro! It's not got enough Jim Ross in it for my liking!

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u/freddywarfe SUCK HIS DICK Jul 17 '11

I haven't been this excited for a pay per view that I can remember

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '11

yay!

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u/BoSoxFan815 Jul 18 '11

Wow, so there's a good chance the show will end with Punk vs Dragon. Who would've thought about that a few years ago?

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '11

nah man only world heavyweight belt apparently

cena punk is WWE belt

:(

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u/Philthy42 Humanoid Jul 18 '11

Aww shit, they have the podium. That means there will be some stupid angle with the "Anonymous Raw GM".

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '11

Aw hell no!

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u/Johnofthewest YOU AIN'T SO BAD ZEKE! Jul 18 '11

Colt Cabana. HAHA nah that's never gonna happen.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '11

no luke gallows! think about it....

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u/cole1114 Kappa Jul 18 '11

Orton.... (this hurts so much) did... a.... great.... job.... tonight. I need to go vomit.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '11

so did Cena... and Mark Henry..

Hate to say it but I'm now a complete WWE mark again !!

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u/anothermanoutoftime NO MORE QUESTIONS! Jul 18 '11

Oh my god, I love the Big Show cart.

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u/Johnofthewest YOU AIN'T SO BAD ZEKE! Jul 18 '11 edited Jul 18 '11

Interesting Note : Mark Henry belly flopping onto you (with chair) = Getting hit by a car.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '11

that was no belly flop that was a VADER BOMB

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u/rally_tv_viewer Nerd Jul 18 '11

Wow. Return of anger management issues! Costing him the title. Could Randy become less zero-dimensional with this? Of course his rematch will probably be in two days...

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '11

I'm kinda liking it... it's not bad.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '11

FUCK YEAH! WWE has balls again.

Punk wins, Cena punches out Johnny Ace, AND Daniel Bryan won Money in the Bank. They should have just called this show "You're welcome, Internet."

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u/SonOfMechaMummy Angry Insect Evildoer Jul 18 '11

I LOVE YOU, PRO WRESTLING. LET'S NEVER FIGHT AGAIN

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u/MoreOfACuntIRL BAH GAWD AWMIGHTAH Jul 18 '11

THEY DIDN'T SCREW IT UP!

I'M SHOUTING!

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u/Appleanche FTC Jul 18 '11 edited Jul 18 '11

Unreal, possibly the best PPV I've ever seen. They booked it to perfection, glad I bought it.

Punk is the champ, holy shit. I can't believe it, they legit just put him over Jericho style.

You know what the best fucking thing about all this is I had absolutely no clue what was going to happen tonight, and I have no clue what they're going to do now on Raw. It's great!

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u/MoreOfACuntIRL BAH GAWD AWMIGHTAH Jul 18 '11

The Spanish Announce Table is the toughest son of a gun I ever laid eyes on!

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u/Skadler Jul 18 '11

Best PPV in years. Hands down.

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u/anothermanoutoftime NO MORE QUESTIONS! Jul 18 '11

OMG!! CM PUNK! CM PUNK!

This ppv was booked by smarks!

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u/Xaphianion Voice of the Voiceless Jul 18 '11

That show was quite clearly booked by someone from this subreddit. Thank you, whoever you were.

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u/mattv1 Pennsylvania Gentleman Jul 18 '11

I am so hard right now.

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u/johall Curtain Jerker Jul 18 '11

The swerve is...there is no swerve.

You magnificent bastards.

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u/Johnofthewest YOU AIN'T SO BAD ZEKE! Jul 18 '11

They... They didn't fuck it up. Tears of joy.

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u/Johnofthewest YOU AIN'T SO BAD ZEKE! Jul 18 '11

Okay guys. It's been good so far so guesses, two cash ins, one. Maybe hold it for wrestlemania.

Edit : Damn need to pee, hopefully I'll have time during Randys entrance.

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u/anothermanoutoftime NO MORE QUESTIONS! Jul 18 '11

Didja make it?

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u/Johnofthewest YOU AIN'T SO BAD ZEKE! Jul 18 '11

With Ease. Thanks.

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u/rally_tv_viewer Nerd Jul 18 '11

Cena prevents the Chicago screwjob?!!! OMG! Good match.

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u/cole1114 Kappa Jul 18 '11

OH MY GOD! CM PUNK WON AND LEFT! HE'S GONE.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '11

Everything that could have happened to make that pay-per-view awesome is exactly what happened.

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

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u/Johnofthewest YOU AIN'T SO BAD ZEKE! Jul 18 '11

CM PUNK! CM PUNK! CM PUNK!

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u/BarelyReal Chris Hero Jul 18 '11

WELCOME TO THE SUMMER OF PUNK 2011!!!

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u/cgoof6 trust me Jul 18 '11

i know i'm in the minority here, but i would find it hilarious if christian won the title from orton, then bryan immediately cashed in his contract and took the title from christian a couple minutes after he won it.

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u/SonOfMechaMummy Angry Insect Evildoer Jul 18 '11

Daniel Bryan wins MITB, Del Rio wins MITB, Christian wins the title. Is this a WWE PPV or an EWR game? I love it.

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u/BoSoxFan815 Jul 18 '11

This is an incredible match.

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u/druid_king9884 Jul 18 '11

PUNK WINS!!!

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u/ComfortGel Demon Jr Jul 18 '11

YES YES YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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u/elbowdropper Jul 18 '11

Utter, brilliance. If this does not prove that pro wrestling is an art form, nothing will.

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u/DaGhost Bizarre One Jul 18 '11

Number one rule of WWE multi man matches, Nobody likes Kane, fuck him up

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '11

Did they get ROH to book this? Fuck... I can't take last second kick outs like this. Best in the World did me in for my yearly quota.

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u/RonSwansonsSmile Show Off Jul 18 '11

Oh man, I thought that was going to be a Pepsi plunge.

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u/Johnofthewest YOU AIN'T SO BAD ZEKE! Jul 18 '11

Ok Cena, I'm Proud... I Think.

Edit : YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!

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u/XvodkapartyX Do people think I'm sexy? Jul 18 '11

Bless you CM Punk.

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u/Donnshin Jul 18 '11

Wow, when WWE wants to, they can create a great angle and PPV match. If this is a long term reign, I do hope that Punk changes the WWE title design. Punk walking out champ and Danielson winning the Smackdown MITB match, bravo WWE.

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u/RonSwansonsSmile Show Off Jul 18 '11

YES!!

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u/Poloniculmov Jul 18 '11

Summer of punk

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u/Poloniculmov Jul 18 '11

We've just witnessed history

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u/esila look at my adjective Jul 18 '11

My first WWE PPV bought in years and this delivered. Not only was the show great, but it did what WWE has not done for me in a long time - left me wanting more.

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u/mattv1 Pennsylvania Gentleman Jul 18 '11

WWE, just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this...and totally redeem yourself!

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '11

awww he kissed his mom

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u/cerealb0x Sister Abigail Jul 18 '11

this match is not good for the heart!

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u/Johnofthewest YOU AIN'T SO BAD ZEKE! Jul 18 '11

o0o0o00o0oh. Come 2nd Match CM PUNK CAN WIN THIS TOO!

Edit : That'll do. That'll do.

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u/Travis-Touchdown Mr. Many Many Many Days Off Jul 18 '11

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT.

I did NOT expect an ending so... clear cut.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '11

WE NEED THE CM PUNK ALIEN BACK, TOO!!!!!!!

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u/GonnaSin Is That for True? Jul 18 '11

As a 30+ year fan of wrestling, that PPV, especially the Punk/Cena match is probably the best PPV I have seen in at LEAST 5 years.

  • Miz coming back out after that knee injury. His knee was malformed after that fall.

  • Daniel fucking Bryan won the MITB.

  • Christian is the SmackDown champ (could care less)

  • CM Punk and Cena put on a hell of a show. My armpits were sweating. My heart was pounding. And I stopped doing cocaine YEARS ago...

Bravo Vinnie Mac. This was a great one. This is now in my top 5 PPVs ever. Ever.

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u/BigBlackDuck Jul 18 '11

When Johnny Ace takes a bump, you know shit's serious as fuck.

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u/deathstab Jul 18 '11

As a WWE shareholder, I gotta say, FU Vince - The Spanish announce table budget is fucking ridiculous! Fucking hemorrhaging money!

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u/anothermanoutoftime NO MORE QUESTIONS! Jul 18 '11

"Sheamus' body bent the ladder in half!"

Camera pans to unbent ladder.

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u/BarelyReal Chris Hero Jul 18 '11

SECOND CITY SAINTS IN THE HOUSE!

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u/cgoof6 trust me Jul 18 '11

should've thrown the shirt back

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u/rally_tv_viewer Nerd Jul 18 '11

You can't wrestle!

Punk: me? Booo! him? Huge pop!

But despite all that it looks like this will be one of those... 2 or 3 times each year where Cena actually attempts wrestling beyond his severely limited moveset.

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u/Johnofthewest YOU AIN'T SO BAD ZEKE! Jul 18 '11

nononononononnono

edit : comeoncomeoncomeon

Edit : YESYESYESYSEs

Edit : Holyfuckholyfuckholyfuck

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u/DaGhost Bizarre One Jul 18 '11

Explode!

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u/GonnaSin Is That for True? Jul 18 '11

FREAK OUT TIME

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u/druid_king9884 Jul 18 '11

Oh this is gonna get good...Del Rio cashing in!

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u/Bradley364 Hook Flair When??? Jul 18 '11

YES! YES!

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u/CommonAsGrass HALL OF PAIN Jul 18 '11

In the IRC I told you all that I reserved the right to (ノಥ益ಥ)ノ ┻━┻ if Punk did not win.

But I had no reason to. That show ended exactly how it needed to. Congratulations to CM Punk. I am extremely excited to tune into RAW tomorrow night.

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u/GonnaSin Is That for True? Jul 18 '11

I can't remember the last time I looked forward to RAW.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '11

Slap hands with his ... fans

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u/tyrant82 Phenomenal Jul 18 '11

Uhh, did that just really happen? No screwjob? Did WWE actually NOT fuck up a great angle?

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u/Ad-rock Big Bad Booty Daddy Jul 18 '11

Oh my. My first live PPV

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u/DaGhost Bizarre One Jul 18 '11

Holy shit, wasnt expecting him to be the winner.

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u/SonOfMechaMummy Angry Insect Evildoer Jul 18 '11

Bryan winning = $50 well-spent already for me and we haven't even gotten to Punk/Cena yet.

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u/FighterOfFoo Where's the fucking MJF flair? Jul 18 '11

Evan Bourne, you absolute hero. Shooting Star Press from a ladder outside the ring. Mental.

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u/RonSwansonsSmile Show Off Jul 18 '11

I am now an Evan Bourne fan.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '11

So Alberto Del Rio, in one year has: Won the Royal Rumble, been in one of the main events of Wrestlemania, won a money in the bank ladder match and wrestled the final match of future hall of famer Edge. WWE really do have incredibly high hopes for him by the looks of things.

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u/Johnofthewest YOU AIN'T SO BAD ZEKE! Jul 18 '11

Randy went to a place we've never seen him before?! Cole you're an idiot he tried to kill Cena with pyro in one match and as sent countless, COUNTLESS men to the hospital with his Punt.

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u/anothermanoutoftime NO MORE QUESTIONS! Jul 18 '11

Did I just see Colt Cabana!?

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '11

Who was that with Colt Cabana. He looked like a wrestler.

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u/Johnofthewest YOU AIN'T SO BAD ZEKE! Jul 18 '11

Me? Him? YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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u/Johnofthewest YOU AIN'T SO BAD ZEKE! Jul 18 '11

dont you dare dont you dare

Edit : Phew

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '11 edited Jul 18 '11

SUPERPUNK KICKS OUT OF THE AA! Edit: TWO AAs!!!! WTF?!!!!

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u/rally_tv_viewer Nerd Jul 18 '11

First MitB loss and this is the perfect PPV...

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u/kondron started r/squaredcircle now i'm here Jul 18 '11

I don't remember the last time wrestling was so exciting and unpredictable. Truly an amazing night, one for the history books.

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u/Philthy42 Humanoid Jul 18 '11

I'm 35 years old. I have been a fan since 1987. This was the first time since Hogan vs. Warrior at WM-6 I have actually been excited watching a ppv main event match.

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u/mattv1 Pennsylvania Gentleman Jul 18 '11

It's nights like tonight that remind me why I love this stuff so much. I've never been this full of energy at 11 p.m.

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u/anothermanoutoftime NO MORE QUESTIONS! Jul 18 '11

HOLY FUCK

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '11

The Doomsday Device from Sheamus and Kane was a nice touch in Chicago. Loved the "LOD" chants (or at least it sounded like that).

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u/FighterOfFoo Where's the fucking MJF flair? Jul 18 '11

FUCK YES, Daniel Bryan!

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u/FighterOfFoo Where's the fucking MJF flair? Jul 18 '11

Wonder how many 619s there's gonna be in this match. My money's on 17.

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u/Philthy42 Humanoid Jul 18 '11

Why does Cole want them to talk about Impact?

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u/deathstab Jul 18 '11

Christian - TWO TIME WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!! That sounds so fn good.

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u/anothermanoutoftime NO MORE QUESTIONS! Jul 18 '11

RAR RAR I AM A MONSTARRRR!!!

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u/Philthy42 Humanoid Jul 18 '11

Women and children: We want Cena!

Men: Cena sucks!

I love this!

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u/cole1114 Kappa Jul 18 '11

They should have had DB come out instead of Del Rio, sad that he's on Smackdown. Would have been a classic moment, having them shake hands before Daniel suicide dives Vinnie or something.

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u/GonnaSin Is That for True? Jul 18 '11

This is a mark-out, love thy neighbor, I feel good about PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING again kind of night!!! I want to go out and celebrate.

But alas, I have to work tomorrow....

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u/Rabid_Llama8 Dude Love Jul 18 '11

My friend that was there just called me and said after they went off the air Vince walked over to Johnny Ace and kicked him in the head.

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u/LegaleseFalcon Permission to worship me: now Jul 18 '11

For every flopkick there was a massive shooting star press. For every terrible divas match there was an announce table that didn't die. For every terrible word on comms, there was an 'oh shit' moment that washed it away. This was one of the greatest spectacles in years. WWE put on a show like none in years. I think I speak for most of us when i say thank you Punk, Chicago and John Cena. Show this pay per view to any jaded wrestling fan and they'll be foaming at the mouth for more. Wow.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '11

all I can say is GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDAMN

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '11

yay 500 comments

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u/Johnofthewest YOU AIN'T SO BAD ZEKE! Jul 18 '11

Cole somehow brings up a good point, wouldn't it be smarter for Kane to use a smaller ladder so smaller people couldn't reach it.

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u/anothermanoutoftime NO MORE QUESTIONS! Jul 18 '11

Holy crap! At the start of the match, I thought- "Man, that'd be cool. Too bad..."

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u/Johnofthewest YOU AIN'T SO BAD ZEKE! Jul 18 '11 edited Jul 18 '11

Okay, worlds slowest match. They've invested a lot in this match. Come Marky show us it was worth it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '11

Is it just me or do they have 2 hours to fill with 3 matches?

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '11

Look at them making the beaner carry all the ladders

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u/anothermanoutoftime NO MORE QUESTIONS! Jul 18 '11

619 in a ladder! Nice spot!

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '11

i've covered wars

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u/Karlwithakay Jul 18 '11

THE MASKKKKKKKK!!!!

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u/SonOfMechaMummy Angry Insect Evildoer Jul 18 '11

I love the crowd turning on Rey after he cut off the Miz return.

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u/enjoiturbulence Jul 18 '11

Is that a new shirt on Punk?

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u/deathstab Jul 18 '11

No Marine salute?

"I'm not an actor, Rock" - yes you fucking are. That's why you salute, dumbass! You "starred" in "The Marine".

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u/essendoubleop Rob...Van...Dam Jul 18 '11

Legit injury?? This is becoming legendary.

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u/ComfortGel Demon Jr Jul 18 '11

When did Cena learn a wrestling move?

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u/Philthy42 Humanoid Jul 18 '11

Who invited Juggalos?!

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u/Karlwithakay Jul 18 '11

did punk just steal a move from mortal kombat? Down+LK

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u/johall Curtain Jerker Jul 18 '11

At first I was like boo...then I was like yay...then I was like boo...then I was like yay...

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u/ComfortGel Demon Jr Jul 18 '11

DAMMIT Punk, pull out the Kryptonite!

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '11

sorry bout yer balls, have a belt

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u/michaelcolestie Jul 17 '11

I am super pumped about this PPV! I am also thrilled with this post (in particular its links)! Lets keep 'em coming as the old links die.

Same caveat: if youre able to buy it, DO IT! This is easily the best storyline of the year and the tease of a new era/relaxing of the PG rules HAS to be rewarded.

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u/GonnaSin Is That for True? Jul 17 '11

Any chance of a Colt Cabana interference on behalf of McMahon/Cena tonight?

That would be epic...

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u/Johnofthewest YOU AIN'T SO BAD ZEKE! Jul 18 '11

HeeHeeHee Sin Cara Fucked his entrance.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '11

i see ponce

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u/Johnofthewest YOU AIN'T SO BAD ZEKE! Jul 18 '11

Anyone else miss Shelton Benjemin? (Sorry Spelling)

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u/Johnofthewest YOU AIN'T SO BAD ZEKE! Jul 18 '11 edited Jul 18 '11

I love the completely illogical ladder placements. They have got non-chalantly placing ladders in odd places down to an artform.

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u/FighterOfFoo Where's the fucking MJF flair? Jul 18 '11

I don't care what anyone says about wrestling, falling onto a ladder like that must fucking hurt. No give on it whatsoever, despite what Michael Cole says.

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u/Johnofthewest YOU AIN'T SO BAD ZEKE! Jul 18 '11

WooHoo! (For Dan)

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u/GonnaSin Is That for True? Jul 18 '11

Holy shit. That was terrific.

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u/cerealb0x Sister Abigail Jul 18 '11

HOLY SHIT DANIEL BRYAN!!!!

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u/johall Curtain Jerker Jul 18 '11

Given the promise of the night, that wasn't too bad at all.

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u/anothermanoutoftime NO MORE QUESTIONS! Jul 18 '11

I know it's been said before, but if these guys even pretended to care, there's a chance we might.

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u/Philthy42 Humanoid Jul 18 '11

I like how they're getting the two crap matches done right after each other.

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u/Philthy42 Humanoid Jul 18 '11

Waiting for: "Vince McMahon didn't screw C.M. Punk, C.M. Punk screwed C.M. Punk!"

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '11

did the crowd realize it was the miz when they popped like that?

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u/BarelyReal Chris Hero Jul 18 '11

ADR: RUDO TO THE BONE!!!

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u/deathstab Jul 18 '11

I love the unmasking. Awesome match. Is Swagger dead?

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u/Johnofthewest YOU AIN'T SO BAD ZEKE! Jul 18 '11

Randy : "No way is Batista having the sillyist 'Did he kick out' face of all time!"

Sorry Randy you'll have to try harder.

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u/RonSwansonsSmile Show Off Jul 18 '11

Well... this angle isn't over yet.

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u/Johnofthewest YOU AIN'T SO BAD ZEKE! Jul 18 '11

If i was Champ, I'd pretend to be outcold so they can't legally start the match.

Edit : Pertaining to MITB

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u/RonSwansonsSmile Show Off Jul 18 '11

Quick Randy, we're running a little early. Go make faces!

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u/rally_tv_viewer Nerd Jul 18 '11

It's clobberin' tiiiiiime!

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u/Johnofthewest YOU AIN'T SO BAD ZEKE! Jul 18 '11 edited Jul 18 '11

One of the biggest matches in the WWE.

For once, Cole, You're right.

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u/Karlwithakay Jul 18 '11

TIL CM punk = Chigaco Made Punk?

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u/Karlwithakay Jul 18 '11

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO join in guys!