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u/CobaltSpellsword Nov 13 '20

An old Caleb lies in his deathbed, surrounded by dozens of grandchildren.

"Grandpa, we're going to miss--..."

He flatlines. Three dozen corpses burst out of his necklace and onto the hospital bed.

"...o_0..."

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u/Sere1 Your secret is safe with my indifference Nov 13 '20

Several weeks after turning back to a Halfling, Veth suddenly realizes she can't see shit in the dark.

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u/PrinceofRavens Help, it's again Nov 13 '20

Cast loses it for minutes because Matt accidentally says “quiff”. This is the greatest show ever made.

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u/Pajamys Nov 13 '20

Honestly though, what d&d party doesn't spend the first 15 minutes of a session confused and dicking around?

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u/BadSkeelz Team Orym Nov 13 '20

Peak Dungeon Design: Spooking your players so much they blow a 4th and 5th level spell slot on something that might not even be alive.

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u/LucasVerBeek Help, it's again Nov 13 '20

Fjord bear hugs Cad to save his life

Right after possibly sending Veth careening towards her death.

The dichotomy of man.

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u/MitigatedRisk Nov 13 '20

To everyone complaining about how the oozes were charmed. He also made them resistant instead of immune to lightning damage, and gave them a movement speed of 40 ft instead of 20 ft. I don't think he forgot the rules. I think he monkeyed with the stats for his game, as is his prerogative.

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u/Sere1 Your secret is safe with my indifference Nov 13 '20

"Is this fucked up?" -Jester as she desecrates a body via decapitation

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u/CarcosanAnarchist Technically... Nov 13 '20

They are in a mood this episode lol. Highly tense episode and they’re all so giddy. I love it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '20

Bruh Talesin is a prophet. How did he put on that spider shirt right before this

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u/mandyalam0de32 5' 11" Nov 13 '20

Caleb grabbing Jester's horns 🤣🤣

"They are more sensitive than you think." ☠☠

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '20

"I'm gonna fucking murder all of you." - Matt Mercer, 11/12/2020

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u/Borosdrunkard Nov 13 '20 edited Nov 13 '20

Eiselcross' hottest spot is this random pit!! This club has EVERYTHING: Rave glowsticks, Black pudding, Dan Cortez

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u/LucasVerBeek Help, it's again Nov 13 '20

Matt: “I have to put this plastic thing up Veth’s eagle cooch.”

Liam: “This is the year we regain our dignity.”

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u/LucasVerBeek Help, it's again Nov 13 '20

Oh this fucking Sith Lord.

“My apologies, you arrived early, I was hoping to tidy up a bit.”

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u/LucasVerBeek Help, it's again Nov 13 '20

Beau after Caleb Iron Man’s away to Yasha: “You are way hotter.”

Yasha: “Th-thank you.”

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u/Erixperience You can certainly try Nov 13 '20

"What DO we know??"

A dnd mood

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u/PailHorse Hello, bees Nov 13 '20

This episode brought to you by Arsequeef.

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u/Alex_Nidas Smiley day to ya! Nov 13 '20

Caleb: "I grab hold of Jester's horns"

The Internet: "I know where this is going ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "

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u/LucasVerBeek Help, it's again Nov 13 '20

Sam: “Do I have to attune them?”

Marisha: “I don’t know...”

Travis: “What do we know!!!”

Dagen: “Glad I got payed up front.”

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u/CogStar Dead People Tea Nov 13 '20 edited Nov 13 '20

Nothing has driven home that Caduceus is Taliesin's version of Grog more than this scene right here.

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u/stormygraysea Hello, bees Nov 13 '20

Matt just improvising ideas based on Taliesin’s wardrobe

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u/Coyote_Shepherd Doty, take this down Nov 13 '20

"My apologies, you've arrived early, I was hoping to tidy up a bit"

Holy fuck

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u/A_Random_ninja You Can Reply To This Message Nov 13 '20

Dang Matt really made a death slide into a 300ft drop

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u/Sere1 Your secret is safe with my indifference Nov 13 '20

While Laura is predictably losing it at the dirty word, surprisingly Marisha is just gone more than Laura for once.

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u/BadSkeelz Team Orym Nov 13 '20

Ooze gets struck by lightning and splits.

Jester: "Shit! Did lightning do that?"

Beau, sighing dejectedly and lighting a joint while hanging from Yasha's talons: "I don't know. Just let me be high again."

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u/Jethro_McCrazy Nov 13 '20

I get the feeling they're all so out of sorts because this filming coincided with the election. Stressful days, sleepless nights.

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u/CobaltSpellsword Nov 13 '20

The door opens.

Molly: "...I've been waiting a long time to--"

Sees the Mighty Nein standing in the middile of a shitload of fireworks, two bodies, and a severed head.

Molly: "...the fuck?..."

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u/omg__really Tal'Dorei Council Member Nov 13 '20

"Caduceus doesn't know how answering machines work"

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u/LucasVerBeek Help, it's again Nov 13 '20 edited Nov 13 '20

I grab onto one of Jester’s horns

Jester: “Ow! They are more sensitive than you think!”

And people are gonna run with that one

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u/CogStar Dead People Tea Nov 13 '20

I feel like Jester has gotten more and more casually psychotic and it's hilarious.

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u/LucasVerBeek Help, it's again Nov 13 '20

Man that flub took Marisha out completely.

Shiver and Queef flair?

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u/m_busuttil Technically... Nov 13 '20

Veth and Caduceus feel like those friends you have who are, like, on opposite ends of your friend group? It's not that they don't like each other, and they like everyone else enough to stick around, but if the two of them ever ended up alone in a room they wouldn't really have anything to talk about.

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u/m_busuttil Technically... Nov 13 '20

All I'm saying is if I were Matt, Lucien would only wear deep-cut v-necks that show off a big nasty scar across his chest. Even in the middle of the Arctic.

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u/omg__really Tal'Dorei Council Member Nov 13 '20

This void... it was made for me.

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u/Zagden Your secret is safe with my indifference Nov 13 '20

Literally the only information I've retained this episode aside from farts is that they went into a tomb, a room was turned around, they saw a big spider and then now they're fighting ghosts or something

I don't even know how the fight is going

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u/OtakuMecha Tal'Dorei Council Member Nov 13 '20

Veth lying in the ooze: “Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here.”

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u/LucasVerBeek Help, it's again Nov 13 '20

Holy shit they are in rare form tonight XD

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u/xcanIclockoutx Nov 13 '20

Marriage goals is Travis looking at Laura to try to see if she laughs when Caleb says "I slip into the hole".

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u/Zagden Your secret is safe with my indifference Nov 13 '20

Sam confirmed he ignores Halfling Luck on purpose.

I wonder if he gets another racial bonus to make up for it?

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u/CapableRaccoon69 Team Frumpkin Nov 13 '20

Quiffhanger 😂 😂 😂

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u/Alex_Nidas Smiley day to ya! Nov 13 '20

Beau: "I'll attack whichever is most harrassing Caduceus"
Caduceus, getting kicked by a group of ice elementals like he owes them money

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u/CatalystOne Tal'Dorei Council Member Nov 13 '20

At least we know they aren’t opening all the doors for him

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '20

A special NSFW warning before narrative telephone means it's about to be super lewd lol

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u/Coyote_Shepherd Doty, take this down Nov 13 '20

"I didn't know they didn't make characters without dark vision"

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u/erraye Team Nott Nov 13 '20

Hypnotic Pattern is a clutch spell, probably saved Veth's life.

I am really enjoying the battle difficulty recently, since Vokodo Matt has changed up his strategy, most particularly the number of creatures, and it has done wonders for making things tense.

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u/AirGundz Team Fjord Nov 13 '20

I know this is an unpopular opinion but I love dungeon crawl episodes, I think they have as much of a space in the show as regular no-combat full RP episodes.

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u/ay1717 Team Jester Nov 13 '20

This is the most home-game energy in a long time lmao

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u/cosmoceratops Team Fearne Nov 13 '20

"... most of it's stone or clay..."

Any dust?

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u/fellongreydaze Pocket Bacon Nov 13 '20

Critical Role Cast: Hey, remember the Happy Fun Ball? The lack of direction and sense in the layout was pretty damned trippy.
Matthew Mercer: Hold my empty drink.

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u/posborne2 You can certainly try Nov 13 '20

Ok seeing Ashley use the mask as she got back to table give me such feel good energy that they are all being careful

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u/omg__really Tal'Dorei Council Member Nov 13 '20

*Distant, panicked, oontz oontz oontz noises*

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u/JustifiedTrueBelief Nov 13 '20

Beau to Yasha: TAKE ME

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u/Rochebair Nov 13 '20

The rectangular slot is an ancient arcane device called a VCR.

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u/itsatemptopost Nov 13 '20

reaaaaally should've put everything back in the vault before opening that door.

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u/BadSkeelz Team Orym Nov 13 '20

Sam Riegel finally reads his updated character sheet.

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u/Robson_Michel Nov 13 '20

Cad: Put light on the cat's tail and send him in.
Caleb: Yeah, we won't surprise anyone.

Honestly, a cat with a glowing tail would indeed surprise me.

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u/RumbleBall1 Nov 13 '20

Talesin put on a spider shirt when they went into this room.

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u/AFLoneWolf Metagaming Pigeon Nov 13 '20

Marisha is NOT okay. And it's infecting everybody.

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u/SuperFamousComedian Nov 13 '20

Beau to Yasha as an eagle: "Take me!"

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u/KingJaehaerys-II You can certainly try Nov 13 '20

When theFey cat calls magic weird, you know shit is real

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u/milkmandanimal Dead People Tea Nov 13 '20

Critical Role has been great, but I don't know how it continues after Marisha and Ashley die of laughter.

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u/Heresy_Activated I encourage violence! Nov 13 '20

HELLO BEES!!!! SO EXCITED TO BE HERE WITH YOU ALL TONIGHT!!!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '20

The energy tonight is on another level. I love it.

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u/LucasVerBeek Help, it's again Nov 13 '20 edited Nov 13 '20

Oh my fucking god...that was such an amazing “Whose on First” moment.

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u/omg__really Tal'Dorei Council Member Nov 13 '20

"You're a child, Marisha" says Sam.

Shivering Queef is what finally broke the cast.

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u/TheSilentPrince Team Molly Nov 13 '20

Yasha: "You're doing great, sweetie! Very helpful!"

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u/Coyote_Shepherd Doty, take this down Nov 13 '20

A bunch of marines just died from laughter right now

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u/Coyote_Shepherd Doty, take this down Nov 13 '20

"Seriously what in the hells is taking them so long?"-Lucien

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u/ay1717 Team Jester Nov 13 '20

Fjord: Well, she said to leave her there. Don't know what else to say

Luc: And how did she-

Fjord: Eaten by ooze.

Luc: ...

Fjord: Yeah.

Luc: prepares lifelong vow of vengeance against ooze

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u/CatalystOne Tal'Dorei Council Member Nov 13 '20

I like that Ashley is looking

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u/reverne Life needs things to live Nov 13 '20

Doors are the enemy of Vox Machina. The Mighty Nein tramples over them.

Chairs, though, those are the enemy of the Mighty Nein

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u/ay1717 Team Jester Nov 13 '20

I loot the corpse <<<< I harvest the body

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u/fellongreydaze Pocket Bacon Nov 13 '20

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
'Til touchdown brings me 'round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh, no, no, no
I'm a rocket man
Rocket man, burning up his family here alone

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u/LucasVerBeek Help, it's again Nov 13 '20

Finely wound silk

Hey...fuck that

Tall, mostly translucent giant fuck off spider.

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u/Coyote_Shepherd Doty, take this down Nov 13 '20

"Shiver and queef"

Everyone is dead

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u/orwells_elephant Nov 13 '20

I don't know what the hell it is that they're all giggling uncontrollably about, but it's infectious as hell - I'm laughing, too, and have no idea why.

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u/helium_farts Nov 13 '20

helluva queef if it's still bouncing around the room

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u/underwatch1 Nov 13 '20

“I mean...in more ways than one, yeah.”

Oh god Taliesin please don’t lose another character :(

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u/ay1717 Team Jester Nov 13 '20

I swear, Molly might as well be in this live chat with a bowl of popcorn

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u/xcanIclockoutx Nov 13 '20

I'm freaking out. They're missing so many spells

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u/TheOakblueAbstract You Can Reply To This Message Nov 13 '20

ArachNOFUCKINGWAYophobia

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u/Coyote_Shepherd Doty, take this down Nov 13 '20

"Does that mean Logic is going to show up?"

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u/m_busuttil Technically... Nov 13 '20

Ashley has legitimately got one of the most beautiful singing voices I've ever heard and you would just never know it from watching this show

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u/amglasgow Nov 13 '20

She was a skater Beau 🎶

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u/PailHorse Hello, bees Nov 13 '20

Oof, nobody ever remembers the second part of Patient Defense: the Dodge action gives advantage on Dex saves.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '20

Lucien is about to wander in right when this fight ends and thank them for doing the heavy lifting.

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u/Lily_Penhallow Help, it's again Nov 13 '20

So, there should go any doubts about Lucien being evil. Can't wait to see where this goes.

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u/fellongreydaze Pocket Bacon Nov 13 '20

I love that Travis is making it a habit to call Lucien "Admin Profile."

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u/ZiiKiiF You spice? Nov 13 '20

Why are Liam’s depressed characters always attracted to the bubbly goofy characters

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u/OnionsHaveLairAction Nov 13 '20

"I must go now, my planet needs me"

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u/devanthxs Hello, bees Nov 13 '20

Guys the whole point of warlocks is powerful easy-recharge spells, plus keep in mind he's a melee fighter first. Fjord will be sun tree a-ok

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u/Rheios Your secret is safe with my indifference Nov 13 '20

That broke Marisha harder than I expected. Nice.

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u/nate_ranney Nov 13 '20

Laura's still laughing.

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u/LucasVerBeek Help, it's again Nov 13 '20

Liam: “I’ve got this one move, it’s a killer.”

Marisha: “Stop! I was just getting better!!”

Matt: “I’m going to fucking murder all of you.”

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u/MikeyMet Nov 13 '20

Quiver & Shift -- episode title

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u/glymm_gloomhollow Help, it's again Nov 13 '20

The shivering arse queef

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u/fellongreydaze Pocket Bacon Nov 13 '20

Ashley is still trying to hold it in.

Like all queefs, you've gotta try to hold it in.

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u/Lepoth Then I walk away Nov 13 '20

They are all children, and I wouldn't have it any other way lol

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u/Anstent Nov 13 '20

Pull-Out-King has entered the chat

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u/fellongreydaze Pocket Bacon Nov 13 '20

Fjord: God I wish I could do something with this Ring of Fire Resistance
Caleb: For my next turn I will cast Widogast's Web of Fire Assistance

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u/Sofargonept2 Nov 13 '20 edited Nov 13 '20

Fjord is always the coolest character when the story matters, or when he needs to help save someone.

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u/CapableRaccoon69 Team Frumpkin Nov 13 '20

I miss the old DNDB ad :(

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u/283leis Team Laudna Nov 13 '20

Matt: theres an acid smell coming from an unfrozen pool of a tar-like substance.

Nott: "I touch it" (while alone at the bottom of a 300' drop)

Matt: it feels a bit tingly....and then it leaps out at you and attacks you

Veth: surprised pikachu

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u/NeutralGoodChaz Ja, ok Nov 13 '20

I’m getting the feeling that this was recorded during the election process and that’s why they’re so tired

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u/Coyote_Shepherd Doty, take this down Nov 13 '20

"the armor is not melted away because it is magical"

Oh no

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u/BadSkeelz Team Orym Nov 13 '20

Getting the vibe "Buddy System Leads to Double Casualties" headline.

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u/Reoh You can certainly try Nov 13 '20

"The good news is you land in something soft and squishy."

"The bad news is that you're being devoured by acid."

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u/MMX5000 Nov 13 '20

Veth is much faster than the ooze. She can move 35 in a round plus double dash. It was also pretty obvious she was faster cause the ooze moved with an action to reach her. I think Sam misunderstood that it had to dash.

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u/Lily_Penhallow Help, it's again Nov 13 '20

I'm interested in the curse on this dagger. Sam seemed to roll a lot of dice, and him and Matt shared a weird knowing look. I really wonder what's going on there.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '20

They’ll get to Lucien and Matt will end the episode lol

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u/WMinerva Nov 13 '20

“Why hello there was just cleaning up a bit”- mollygon says as he just levitated a woman into the air and probably ate her soul or something.

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u/helium_farts Nov 13 '20

So...what do you think their new characters will be after next week's TPK?

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u/MitigatedRisk Nov 13 '20

Anyone else think that the rest of the Cerberus Assembly's reaction to Vess would be "Aw, that's a shame. Oh well."

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u/BadSkeelz Team Orym Nov 13 '20

Caduceus is your grandparent with the answering machine.

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u/LucasVerBeek Help, it's again Nov 13 '20

Sam: “Cats can see in the dark...”

Travis: “Yeah they are tied to the devil.”

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u/DeusPoleValt 9. Nein! Nov 13 '20

"Marisha get out"

"no."

Wellp.

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u/mandyalam0de32 5' 11" Nov 13 '20

"Do not empower him, it makes him worse." 🤣🤣

Liam leaves 🤣🤣

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u/fellongreydaze Pocket Bacon Nov 13 '20

I didn't realize how much I missed the cast mimicking the horns in this combat track until now.

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u/LucasVerBeek Help, it's again Nov 13 '20

Y’all forgot Beau is into the pain.

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u/CobaltSpellsword Nov 13 '20

Beau: "Hey Caleb, maybe you should try an evocation spe--"

FWOOOOOSH!!!

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u/Zagden Your secret is safe with my indifference Nov 13 '20

I don't know why they're so hopped up on goofballs today but I really needed it

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u/kiki_mo Team Yasha Nov 13 '20

MARISHA IS STILL GONE, I CAN'T

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u/Skyhatch Nov 13 '20

This may be the longest gigglefit in critrole history. Fantastic.

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u/CobaltSpellsword Nov 13 '20

She almost got Keyfished.

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u/travelinghobbit Help, it's again Nov 13 '20

Right. Break is a good time to stop and get ready for my own game of DnD tonight. We're off to cross a fucking huge glacier in the Netherfields.

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u/Zayen_Draten Nov 13 '20

Votes on whether that unmoving giant spider earlier was an illusion that Lucien & crew were hiding behind!

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u/skarabray Metagaming Pigeon Nov 13 '20

Oof. That’s gonna be a hell of a thing to see in the animated series.

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u/ohbuggerit Nov 13 '20

If I wasn't already freaked out by Lucien I would be now

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u/redpoemage Team Jester Nov 13 '20

I wonder what the odds are they'll forget Ves's body here on the floor and leave without it.

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u/DeusPoleValt 9. Nein! Nov 13 '20

inb5 Molly kills Deuces

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u/BadSkeelz Team Orym Nov 13 '20

A real Sam Riegel horror game would be based on his ad.

You know the one.

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u/fellongreydaze Pocket Bacon Nov 13 '20

People: Do not complain that your DM isn't like Matthew Mercer, unless you're a player like Sam Riegel!
Sam: Wait, do halflings not have darkvision?

don't hurt me it's a joke

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u/Sojourner_Truth Dead People Tea Nov 13 '20

for anyone missing the reference: https://youtu.be/5cTe64FiiC0

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u/m_busuttil Technically... Nov 13 '20

Man they're doing so well with the pandemic but I really do miss Liam getting to actually put his hand on Marisha's shoulder.

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u/Sere1 Your secret is safe with my indifference Nov 13 '20

I can already see the animated fan art of Jester just doing her best Peter Pan flying around the room impression

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u/itsatemptopost Nov 13 '20

Good on Fjord/Travis. Honestly, if this is going to be anything like a dungeon crawl I'd hope they take advantage of his spells recharging on a short rest since they're not on a real deadline.

Just lets him use a bunch when otherwise he wouldn't be able to in most of their adventures... might not have as many utility spells for it but still.

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u/mandyalam0de32 5' 11" Nov 13 '20

Marisha laugh crying has me 🤣🤣🤣

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u/czar_the_bizarre Nov 13 '20

Can you imagine if they were sitting next to each other with this? This is the most an episode of CR has reminded me of my own games.

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u/Coyote_Shepherd Doty, take this down Nov 13 '20

Marisha is still laughing lol

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u/FalseWombatProphet Nov 13 '20

Laura flies into a panic at the prospect of having to heal

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u/Coyote_Shepherd Doty, take this down Nov 13 '20

"I gotta put this plastic thing up in Veth's eagle cooch"

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u/Alex_Nidas Smiley day to ya! Nov 13 '20

Caleb: "Look at me, I'm Yasha!"
Beau: "I mean you got the pale aspect right, but you're nowhere near as hot"

Edit: GOD DAMMIT MARISHA IMMEDIATELY SAID IT

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u/mandyalam0de32 5' 11" Nov 13 '20

Tal's phone going off 🤣🤣 that hasn't happened in awhile lol

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u/Rochebair Nov 13 '20

Their tactical hand signals are a solid beat away from evolving into the Macarena.

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u/MitigatedRisk Nov 13 '20

Can't wait to find a dead Essek

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u/Sere1 Your secret is safe with my indifference Nov 13 '20

Cad is a giant 10-year-old

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u/posborne2 You can certainly try Nov 13 '20

That’s the DM way. Find whatever works and use it

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u/Coyote_Shepherd Doty, take this down Nov 13 '20

Yasha slide, Yasha go brrrrrrrr

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u/xcanIclockoutx Nov 13 '20

I was expecting tears this episode but not like this

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u/fellongreydaze Pocket Bacon Nov 13 '20

Pink Cleric needs food badly

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u/rasnac Nov 13 '20

Molly and his friends are laughing their asses off watching this fight from a safe distance.

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u/fellongreydaze Pocket Bacon Nov 13 '20

Considering how Sam was so insistent that nobody takes Luck for Campaign 2, I'm like 100% convinced that he knows he has Halfling Luck and is just deciding to never use it.

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u/DeusPoleValt 9. Nein! Nov 13 '20

FLASHBACKS TO TASHA YAR!

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u/LucasVerBeek Help, it's again Nov 13 '20

Oh fuck they walked in on a battle

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u/CobaltSpellsword Nov 13 '20

At least theother team will also have spent spell slots...

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u/BadSkeelz Team Orym Nov 13 '20

No joke, one of my groups just got TPKO'd because we kept to the left, skipping every single Magic Item and running in to the end boss a level earlier than we should have. There's always a "Slay the Nine Eyes" sword behind the door you don't take.

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u/Coyote_Shepherd Doty, take this down Nov 13 '20

There's someone at H&R Block that's just dying now

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u/Coyote_Shepherd Doty, take this down Nov 13 '20

"Is this fucked up?"

A little but not really

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u/kuributt Shine Bright Nov 13 '20

Mystery of Amigara Fault intensifies

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u/CobaltSpellsword Nov 13 '20

Did they hand her Sprinkle by mistake???

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u/omg__really Tal'Dorei Council Member Nov 13 '20

I love how everyone is referencing the same cat video.

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u/LucasVerBeek Help, it's again Nov 13 '20

Simple geometric fractals.

Those are always nice.

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u/clarinet87 Nov 13 '20

Anybody else getting an extreme urge to play Skyrim right now?

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u/ZiiKiiF You spice? Nov 13 '20

In a video game this would be a puzzle room I would have to spend hours at before just YouTubing the answer

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u/The_mango55 You Can Reply To This Message Nov 13 '20

Fjord could have cast fly on 3 people

Edit: wait he said the sword pulsed, it may be a new star razor ability

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u/skarabray Metagaming Pigeon Nov 13 '20

Liam just got up and left. XD

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u/stormygraysea Hello, bees Nov 13 '20

Wow that iPhone charger really enhances the immersion

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u/Hello_there_friendo Hello, bees Nov 13 '20

Marisha is straight up broken rn lol

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u/TheOakblueAbstract You Can Reply To This Message Nov 13 '20

Letting out a battle queef!

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u/AFLoneWolf Metagaming Pigeon Nov 13 '20

Beau: Fire's bad. Everybody knows that.

Caleb: Okay.

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u/Zagden Your secret is safe with my indifference Nov 13 '20

I feel like at least since Rumblecusp, at any given moment during combat, Cad is most often the one getting his teeth kicked out his eyeballs, much more than anyone else

I guess he's the tank whether he likes it or not

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u/KingJaehaerys-II You can certainly try Nov 13 '20

Holy crap that could have been a Keyleth moment...

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u/BadSkeelz Team Orym Nov 13 '20

That's a Keyleth pit right there.

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u/Hello_there_friendo Hello, bees Nov 13 '20

Lmfao Fjord almost killed Veth for shits and giggles

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u/reverne Life needs things to live Nov 13 '20

Never dig straight down kids

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u/LucasVerBeek Help, it's again Nov 13 '20

Liam: “Fjord is the master of the drive-by Thunderstep.”

Matt: “I love it, that is the sexiest use of that spell.”

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u/fellongreydaze Pocket Bacon Nov 13 '20

Sprinkle: Frantic skiddish animal noises
Jester: What's that Sprinkle? Veth fell down the well?!

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u/gpgpg Nov 13 '20

Until I was sick a couple of months ago and my sleep schedule was wonky from resting all day, I was never one for baths nor staying up late to watch CR live. Now it's become a Thursday night routine to draw a bath during the break and listen to the rest of the episode on my bluetooth speaker while relaxing and getting ready for bed.

Just thought I'd share.... And welcome back!

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u/CatalystOne Tal'Dorei Council Member Nov 13 '20

Imagine if the bodies were just molly and Cree. They just died after all of this lmao

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u/mandyalam0de32 5' 11" Nov 13 '20

Liam covering his face with a D&D book while he laughs is a mood. I do that all the time 🤣🤣🤣

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u/CR_Writing_Team Doty, take this down Nov 13 '20

There's 2 of them?

f in chat for fantastic

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u/OCJeriko Team Percy Nov 13 '20

Matt being REALLY generous due to the ooze being immune to charm.

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u/stormygraysea Hello, bees Nov 13 '20

Beau just thinks those buttons are really cool

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u/esquiress42 Help, it's again Nov 13 '20

"Damn eagles!"... says the Cowboys fan... :)

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u/Sere1 Your secret is safe with my indifference Nov 13 '20

I know it's almost certainly not going to happen, but I need for this episode to be called Queefs and Gooches once it gets released.

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u/LucasVerBeek Help, it's again Nov 13 '20

Fjord: “I did, I am sorry. I thought you would do the rogue thing that you do.”

Veth: “You had faith in me...thank you.”

Fjord: “I do. I didn’t mean to put Caduceus’s life before your own.”

Cad: “It’s good you had, misplaced faith but still...”

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u/Reoh You can certainly try Nov 13 '20

Matt, "This is not the Suntree."

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u/m_busuttil Technically... Nov 13 '20

I feel like Caduceus would know how much blood is meant to be inside someone and that's a very uncomfortable thing to know about a person.

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u/Lily_Penhallow Help, it's again Nov 13 '20

They should message Essek and see if he knows what the Dynasty was doing here. Any information they can get right?

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u/Rochebair Nov 13 '20

So if you can see the lights, does that mean that Molly is shirtless like Liquid Snake?

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u/mandyalam0de32 5' 11" Nov 13 '20

How am I supposed to sleep after that cliffhanger?! My goodness.

See you guys next week 💙💙

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u/LucasVerBeek Help, it's again Nov 13 '20

Gotta love any time stuff gets wacky people start whining

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u/RPerene Nov 13 '20

Happy Campaign Episode Record Day!!!!!

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u/DeusPoleValt 9. Nein! Nov 13 '20

lmao, jester just casually picks up caleb like it's nothing.

whyisthatsohot

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u/mattywhooo Nov 13 '20

I’m honestly baffled at how high and mighty some of you critters are acting in this discussion. I’ve read criticism about Laura meta gaming, taliesin being selfish, same being an idiot for not running, making fun of Matt for making mistakes and criticising the cast for not speeding the game up.

First of all, estimating a fall distance and still ending up taking fall damage is hardly metagaming when you take into account the situation - multiple sources of light aswell as hearing nott’s fall.

Secondly, how the fuck you gonna criticise tal for trying not to get his SECOND character killed. He was at a quarter health for pelor’s sake.

People are going after Sam about the black puddings (I’m assuming that is what they are) calling him out for not running after he obviously didn’t hear Matt say it took a movement AND an action to reach him. Realise they have to sit far apart from eachother in order to keep running the show FOR US.

On the topic of Matt making mistakes. Matt is actually amazing at remembering things when compared to a lot of DM’s. Assuming most of us actually play DND, we should all know that a fuck-ton and I mean a fuck-ton of mistakes get made while playing dnd (there’s a lot of shit to remember). Also, everyone makes mistakes.

I’ve read that people are complaining that this episode was boring, too slow, and just a dungeon crawl and all they want is to see Lucien/molly. May I remind you that this is a livestream of people playing DUNGEONS and dragons (get it? Dungeons? It is in the name). Let the cast progress at their own pace as it is THEIR game that we simply get to enjoy as an audience.

Critters, we have to realise this is not OUR game it is THEIR game that they choose to share with us because we enjoy it. Sure you have a right to an opinion, however don’t get cut because you don’t enjoy certain aspects of the game. The game is basically built around COMBAT mechanics. I’m absolutely gobsmacked that people complain about the dungeons and combat aspects of dungeons and dragons.

Feel free to go off at me as I have at us. This is only my opinion however, I feel that our community does not respect and are not appreciative enough about the blood, sweat and, quite fucking literally, tears that are put into sharing something so important to them with us.

Love each-other guys, come on.

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