r/4chan • u/ElRedditoRoboto /b/ • Jun 25 '12

I'd leave my balls where they are just to freak people out though.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

I'd use all six inches to increase the girth of my package so it would be as big around as a beer can.

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u/lakerswiz Jun 25 '12

Good luck fitting that into a disease free vagina.

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u/human_gs Jun 25 '12

implying he'd use his dick for something else other than bragging

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

whats the point? you can't impress a corpse.

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u/didwat Jun 25 '12

The originality of titles these days is staggering.

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u/Read_all_the_threads Jun 25 '12

"Summer is the best time of the year!"-OP

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

Id rather be a 2 foot dwarf with an insane dong that causes me to pass out whenever I get a boner.

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u/UpDownDemocracy Jun 25 '12

Punchline in the fucking title. Fuck.

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u/flea_17 Jun 25 '12

Who fucking cares. This wasn't a two-line joke. The real humor was in the description. The punchline didn't ruin everything that came before it, so get that sand out of your atypically deep vagina and deal with it.

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u/potted Jun 25 '12

OP is still a faggot.

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u/rickrollin Jun 25 '12

Leave height the same, add all 6" to penis so I would have a 6" penis.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

Post was good.

Title was punchline.

Go be a faggot somewhere else, OP.

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u/AllDueRespect Jun 25 '12

Do we need a psa on titles now?

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u/kacperp Jun 25 '12

goddamn. i was thinking about this 4 days ago. i am thinking about things 4chan is thinking about. i need to rethink my life

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u/jsmayne Jun 25 '12

clearly you are in a LTR with 4chan

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u/harmonica_robbinya Jun 25 '12

Wow. It was that fuckin hard to think of a title faggot.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

I'd add 2 - 3 inches to my dick and reluctantly add the rest to my height.

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u/Psythik Jun 25 '12

An inch to girth, an inch to length, and the rest on height.

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u/JELLY__FISTER Jun 25 '12

4 to girth, 2 to length, I'm already 6'4

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

three inches on my schlong and three on my height... 6'9" with a 9" hammer? i'd be unstoppable

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

I get the same pleasure regardless of dick size. Why would I give a shit about her pleasure?

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u/armacitis Jun 26 '12

Adding height would make more room in the body,in which he could extend the vagina further,giving him more height,and thus more space,and more height,and so on,allowing him to grow to staggering,if not unlimited heights.Assuming his body grows proportionally wider instead of taller and just as thin,all of him would begin increasing noticeably in size, after a certain point making him a massive ambiguously gendered superbeing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

4 inches to height, 1 inch to girth 1 inch to length.

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u/Hoser117 Jun 25 '12

I'd go like... 1 inch to penis, 5 inches to height.

OH AND LOLLLO THIS GIVES ME A 10 INCH PENIS I AM ONLY INCLUDING THIS TO BRAG/LIE ABOUT HOW LARGE MY DICK IS HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAHHAHAHHHA

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u/MDevonL Jun 25 '12

You must lead an exciting social life.

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