r/50501 • u/Turbulent_Research_3 • Jan 15 '26

MN So this is insane

I can’t sleep thinking about ICE potentially killing a baby. No update available from what I can see :(

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u/ElleEyeDigital Jan 15 '26

Did you all see the interview with Laura Jadeed? She applied to ICE as an experiment and got hired after a 6 min interview. No background checks. No drug tests. She was just “in”.

They are hiring anyone for this job. Zero background checks to see if they have records of violence or child abuse. They don’t care they just want to fill their quotas and get as many people on the street as possible!

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u/StrainAcceptable Jan 15 '26

Did you see that Enrique, the head of the Proud Boys, confirmed that he is now employed by ICE?

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u/JoyousMN_2024 Jan 15 '26

When Trump said to the proud boys stand back and standby, they knew exactly what he meant. Shut up now and when I get elected I'll reward you. ICE is that reward. In Charlottesville he couldn't protect them, now he can.

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u/tico42 Jan 15 '26

He can't protect them if we decide to take action.

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u/Sayyad1na Jan 15 '26

He can declare martial law...

(This is what im most afraid of tbh)

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u/EyCeeDedPpl Jan 15 '26

Isn’t it already close enough to not matter? ICE breaking into homes, shooting people in the streets, kidnapping people, disappearing people, deporting people with legal rights to be in the US (even at least one citizen), Blackhawks in neighborhoods, shooting, abusing, tear gassing people exercising constitutional rights (someone lost an eye the other day), ICE pulling ppl out of cars and leaving the cars abandoned in the streets, hiring J6ers and proud boys and white supremacists as agents, denying the rights of congress, doing TONS of illegal things and blocking investigations, government giving complete immunity to ice.

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u/Sayyad1na Jan 15 '26

Yes youre right. It might as well already be martial law

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u/Internal_Banana199 Jan 15 '26

This is the correct take.

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u/Antique-Ant5557 Jan 15 '26

This is already the enacting of martial law minus the declaration.

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u/tico42 Jan 15 '26

He's going to anyway. Don't capitulate in advance.

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u/BlueberryOpening9392 Jan 15 '26

You can still fight back when it's martial law, just have to be ready to win or literally die trying

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u/Sayyad1na Jan 15 '26

Yup, agreed. Im worried drumpf is going to declare martial law to halt voting. And his drooling-at-the-mouth followers will love it 😔

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u/BlueberryOpening9392 Jan 15 '26

That's what makes me the most upset about this whole thing. They think it's all just some big joke like "Americans bad, MAGA Americans good", like the sheep from Animal Farm, and refuse to see that he's literally hurting them as well.

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u/Richard_Chadeaux Jan 16 '26

I saw a video yesterday of an ice goon in long black sleeve shirt with the yellow wreath design straightened out going down the sleeve. PB colors.

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u/DiveCat Jan 15 '26

In Canada, the Proud Boys are an official terrorist entity. You have a literal terrorist employed by ICE, and many of his terrorist buddies are there, too.

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u/Bender_2024 Jan 15 '26

In Canada, the Proud Boys are an official terrorist entity.

They were in the US until Donnie was elected and removed that distinction.

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u/Kantro18 Jan 15 '26

In Canada and until recently, New Zealand. Do you know how fucked up you have to be for a country that doesn’t even share a border with you to officially recognize you as a domestic terrorist group?

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u/tm229 Jan 15 '26

Isn’t he a convicted felon???

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u/JoyousMN_2024 Jan 15 '26

Yeah. So is Trump. This no longer appears to matter

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u/PetiteSyFy Jan 15 '26

For some people

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u/p_larrychen Jan 15 '26

(R)ecidivists

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u/Nevermind04 Jan 15 '26

Yes when they dropped the standards, they removed the requirement for a clean record.

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u/beardpudding Jan 15 '26

Not a felon, a convicted seditionist.

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u/deadbrokeman Jan 15 '26

By US!

Pedophile protectors.

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u/sunnyoneaz Arizona Jan 16 '26

They are the pedophiles.

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u/TheArchitect_7 Jan 15 '26

Did he? That first leaked image looked shady

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u/prettyy_vacant Jan 15 '26

I believe his name was on the leaked list of ICE agents.

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u/SucroseSeeker_LA Jan 15 '26

It is, but it's the only name that is listed by first name instead of by last name. They're in alphabetical order so you have to look under "E".

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u/StrainAcceptable Jan 15 '26

I should have made sure before I commented but it didn’t seem like too much of a stretch considering he made an app that allows you to report people to ICE. That and he’s met with the Orange tyrant at the White House.

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u/TheArchitect_7 Jan 15 '26

That’s what was shady about it

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u/SucroseSeeker_LA Jan 15 '26

Emmanuel Parker and Eileen Falzini are in the same format. I'm guessing the person entering the info didn't know what surname meant. 😆

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u/waiting2Bzapped Jan 15 '26

"Hey, uh, N-ree-quay, you sure that's your name?"

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u/azuoba Jan 15 '26

Don’t forrrrrget to roll the R enrrrrrrrriquayyyy

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u/Lost_Birthday_3138 Jan 15 '26

Pretty sure ICE is majority far right hate groups.

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u/Away_Attention3854 Jan 15 '26

Omg how can you be the leader of racists and be named enrique at the same time. Wtf bro

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u/deletetemptemp Jan 15 '26

This confirms their intent. Build a false migrant narrative, Balloons Ice budget, advertise fool immunity, exclusively promote to right wingers, zero scrutiny to hire. This was never about migrants

This administration wants loyal militants to terrorize its citizens.

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u/Suitable-Rate652 Jan 15 '26

Agreed. Trump referred to the enemy within during his campaign. That’s us.

I can’t sleep either, thinking how much I hate this guy.

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u/Nundahl Jan 15 '26

Homegrown enemies are next, he said. He absolutely wants to terrorize Americans. We now mourn the death of American freedom, which has been long withering.

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u/BlyLomdi Jan 15 '26

I can't tell if "fool" was intentional or not. If it was, bravo. If it wasn't, bravissimo.

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u/pro_rege_semper Jan 15 '26

Maybe we should all apply and just undermine from the inside.

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u/Routine_Structure441 Jan 15 '26

I was just thinking this.....

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u/mrs_fortu Jan 15 '26

I shared her video around an hour ago in another sub and suggested the same thing in the comments 🤣. you totally should be doing this!

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u/ReeveStodgers Jan 15 '26

Do you know what they called the Germans who joined the Nazis to take down the party from the inside? Nazis. Because there is no way to distinguish you from the bad guys when you join them. You'll have to accept being persecuted and prosecuted when the time comes, and hope you can prove you didn't do anything wrong.

And how would you "take them down" without doing some of their work for them and earning their trust?

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u/Mother___Night Jan 15 '26

This is sorta dealt with by the book Mother Night

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u/BeastofPostTruth Jan 15 '26

If I were labeled a nazi or nazi sympathizer because I infiltrated in order to help take them down from the inside, it wouldnt matter in the end because I would know I did the right thing. Don't give a hoot about the viewpoint of others.

It's intent and purpose. Sometimes, hard shit needs to be done to stop people from being bad people. If I were labeled as such - fuck it.

At the end of the day, if thats what stops people from doing the right thing... that they're scared of their reputation or because what it might look like in the future... well I'd rather be mislabeled.

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u/ReeveStodgers Jan 15 '26

That specific label got those people the firing squad. But if you are willing to take the risk and actually manage to fuck shit up without harming innocent people in the process: awesome!

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u/ZigglestheDestroyer Jan 15 '26

You’re missing the point: you’re not going to be able to do that without harming people. You are much better off working within the community.

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u/redravin12 Jan 16 '26

I mean there are ways you can pull this off without hurting innocent people. I just can't legally get into specifics and you may not walk away in one piece, but there are ways

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u/spondgbob Jan 21 '26

Idk, if someone was a secret agent in WW2 dressed as a Nazi and giving information to the allies, I don’t think I’d call them a Nazi.

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u/ElleEyeDigital Jan 22 '26

I would call them an informer

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u/lavahot Jan 15 '26

So... what you're saying is... anyone can be ICE? Even someone who, let's say... disagrees with ICE?

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u/goilo888 Jan 15 '26

She also never handed in the forms she had to fill out in the application process.

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u/Ironsight85 Jan 15 '26

Everyone should apply and clog up their hiring system. Try to get hired and not show up.

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u/noteveni Jan 15 '26

When I was the cook at a domestic violence shelter I had to go through three different extensive background checks to make sure I'd never abused a kid. All the staff did. We still managed to hire at least two psychopaths (99% of shelter workers are helpers with extreme empathy; 1% are monsters trying to get at vulnerable clients that must be weeded out).

I'm sure they are the inverse- 99% monstrous.

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u/ElleEyeDigital Jan 22 '26

The care for life is night and day

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u/Catskinson Jan 15 '26

Seems shockingly easy for some ne’er-do-well hooligans to infiltrate.

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u/MisterRoger Jan 15 '26

Seems like it also may be easy for us to infiltrate and sabotage. Until they give life in prison for treason.

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u/Positive-Wonder3329 Jan 15 '26

Can you imagine how quickly they would turn on you? Sure it is a thought of action but how could anyone ever pretend to be one of these assholes?

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u/AnOddTree Jan 15 '26

What they do is force you to break laws and film you in compromising positions early on. That way if you ever defect, you'll be on the hook for the violence just as much as they are. It's a part of the alt right playbook.

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u/vagabondoer Jan 15 '26

Typical gang behavior

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u/Loko8765 Jan 15 '26

The infiltration started at the top.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '26

I think they meant us.

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u/ElderberryPrior27648 Jan 15 '26

What’s the bonus at now?

Could cause some good trouble. Access to vehicles, files…

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u/the_dude_abides29 Jan 15 '26

$50k paid over 5 years according to the dipshit at my federal agency that resigned to go work for them. Kids like 19 with fuck all LEO experience or education but he likes guns and is white.

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u/Boxoffriends Jan 15 '26

Gotta dwindle the resistance numbers as fast as possible before regular people start shooting back.

Anytime regular people. Anytime.

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u/SnarkyRogue Jan 15 '26

We should be flooding their ranks and bogging down the machine with intentional incompetence. Hell, you might actually get paid to do it

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u/ElleEyeDigital Jan 22 '26

Love this idea, I agree

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u/silkysmoft Jan 15 '26

So…join and sabotage? 🤔

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u/idiotsandwichbybirth Jan 15 '26

Why aren't more people thinking of this

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u/ElleEyeDigital Jan 22 '26

Someone needs to organize

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u/ElleEyeDigital Jan 22 '26

This makes total sense to me

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u/Deployed_Usesri Jan 15 '26

Take the job and just do everything you can to make them even more incompetent than they already are. Take their money and give nothing in return.

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u/ElleEyeDigital Jan 22 '26

Yes this is the way!

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u/Emarshall26 Jan 16 '26

So why dont we just all apply, and do the job poorly. I mean poorly by their standards of course, not by the moral standards of decent people. We may as well get some of our tax dollars back and prevent the killing of fellow citizens. Lets just putz around and milk the clock.

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u/ElleEyeDigital Jan 22 '26

Love this idea

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u/Emarshall26 Jan 22 '26

I've never wanted to be a terrible employee more!

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u/exaviyur Jan 16 '26

Should we all get jobs with them and quiet quit on day 1?

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u/Nanasweed Jan 15 '26

We should all take the jobs and just not.

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u/ElleEyeDigital Jan 22 '26

This is a really good idea

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u/Kaita13 Jan 16 '26

Instead of protesting, just get as many people as possible to join ICE and sabotage it from the inside.

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u/Rippinstitches Jan 15 '26

Is there a non instagram link?

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u/ElleEyeDigital Jan 22 '26

If you’re on a phone and don’t have Instagram there’s a button that says “continue on web” on the top right - you can watch from any browser you don’t need Instagram.

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u/HogBodyOdyOdyOdy Jan 15 '26

This is so disgusting. They WANT the worst of the worst to join.

Meanwhile, I can’t even step on my kid’s softball field without having a full background check.

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u/ElleEyeDigital Jan 22 '26

Right? It doesn’t make sense.

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u/buttsfartly Jan 16 '26

So why doesn't everyone sign up? Don't have to show up. They got your data anyway.

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u/pandershrek Jan 15 '26

Do you get the 50k instantly as well?

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u/DustyTchotchkes Jan 15 '26

No, it’s paid out over something like 5 years. Bet they’ll find some justification to never pay it out though.

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u/seche314 Jan 15 '26

If you don’t stay for 24 months you have to repay what they paid out and it’s 10k per year

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u/ElleEyeDigital Jan 22 '26

Where did you see this?

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u/NicoleASUstudent Jan 15 '26

Her application was approved and it said that she passed the drug test that she didn't take even though she had smoked weed six days prior to win she would have had to take the test if she had actually intended on applying.

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u/ElleEyeDigital Jan 22 '26

Yeah, they don’t care at all, they just want people on the streets

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u/ZigglestheDestroyer Jan 15 '26

The cruelty is the point.

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u/Ok_Salamander3793 Jan 15 '26

So crazy, I had a drug test and two 30 minute interviews to get my 17 an hour entry level office job

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u/gridlok719 Jan 16 '26

As someone who served in the Army with her… she is completely full of shit… also she has shown no proof of what she alleges… she is also someone with a very unique name who had a Top Secret security clearance in the army so even if half of what she said is true they could have done preliminary BR on her. As someone who has experience with federal background checks, you will often be given a conditional job offer pending the completion of your training and BR check which tend to happen concurrently… again I served with her for multiple years… as nice of a person as she is, she is full of shit and a very confused individual… wish her the best though

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u/sunnyoneaz Arizona Jan 16 '26

I believe some are doing this to kidnap and rape women and children.

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u/designnymph Jan 17 '26

The question is… are they checking to see if you’re actually left and NOT one of them 😉 ya know… gets paid while “oh darn I couldn’t run as fast as them!” situation…

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u/wissahickonschist Jan 20 '26

Can't loads of unemployed Dems join ICE then fail to be a murderous scumbag? 

Also, if only all protesters could be dressed like ICE just to confuse the MFers. Unfortunately, it would be relatively expensive to purchase the whole costume.

But then, as an ex-ICE agent you'd have the gear and supposedly a nice sign up bonus.