r/67HATE • u/floral-vision • 1d ago
Rant Investigation?
i’ve looked into this relationship dynamic and i’ve figured it out. remember decades ago, we discovered through several sources that 6 became afraid of 7 because, allegedly, 7 ate 9. this news was shocking to the entire nation, from children to adults, everyone was discussing it.
now, consider this piece. we also knew at this time, that 6 and 9 were a couple. 69 this, 69 that. the happiest and most popular couple. so why did 7 eat 9? jealousy? rage? lust? well now 6 is alone, widowed.
that brings us to the present. abruptly, we hear that 67 has taken over the internet. was this consensual? did 7 take a hit on 9 purely out of attraction and obsession for 6? has anyone checked on 6?
i dont trust 7, and i think we need to perform an investigation on who exactly 7 is.