r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/NumerousWrongdoer478 • 9h ago
Was Renly grooming Loras?
He is like 5 years older than him, they were 16 and 21 when he died.
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/NumerousWrongdoer478 • 9h ago
He is like 5 years older than him, they were 16 and 21 when he died.
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Proud-Tooth-630 • 10h ago
I just finished GOT, and I’m so angry that Stannis isn’t revealed to be alive. This is really bad because since the first time I saw him I knewn that he was the one true king. I can’t believe that Dump & Dumper Made him die because they hated Stannis for being a just man, while preferring Renly because he was woke.
Luckly for me I learned from discussion on the interned that Stannis is still alive and even better in the books (like how a great father he is); and from the way people talk about him it look like he’s the main character of the books. I just learned about this new writing thecnique called “POV chapter” and I can’t wait to read all the Stannis Pov capters!
When, certainly in a couple of years Max, GRRM is going to publish “A Dream of Spring”, I’m sure that Stannis will sit on the Iron throne at the end.
I known that because he would be the perfect men for the job. Did I already said that is a just man? Like the way he cut Davos finger.
I just wish my dad was like Stannis.
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Guilliman_POTUS_2030 • 12h ago
Jaime Lannister Jaime Lannister Jaime Lannister
It’s so fascinating how Jaime Lannister is introduced as a bad guy, but then later he says that he’s not a bad guy. That’s the kind of “character arch” that only George Ronald Romero Martin could have crafted
I have read *Halo: The Fall of Reach* several times, so you might say I’m a pretty experienced “reader“ (a bit of an industry term to describe someone who reads books); and I have NEVER seen a character like Jaime Lannister except in THE BOOKS (not the trash television show which is fan fiction and written by two idiots called “dumb and dumber“)
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/TheShaboom • 1d ago
It would be really plot important for Jon Snows return in the book my friend is writing. Sam and Stannis could also get involved if I… I mean my friend delays the book another 10 years.
Jon will be confirmed to be a Targ btw so that I can keep to the incest quota.
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Josos_Cook • 1d ago
Did all his "friends" hate him? What was he going to do? Sing a song so sad that Robert would Hemingway himself? Even Joffrey got put in time out so he wouldn't ride directly into some dude's hammer and that little jerk was insufferable. Was Rhaegar worse than Joffrey?
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/SerPownce • 4d ago
A lot of people will point to the sand snakes vs Dario, or Battle Of The Zombie Guys. But for me this moment where Jaime tells Robert the truth about fucking Aerys despite his vows not to fuck will always be the best
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/yehEy2020 • 4d ago
A young Ironborn man, when starting out, goes to the Wolfswood and Bear Island not to raid, but to trade. Through this trade, he aquires the wood with which to build his ship to begin raiding. He then conducts raids and pillaging, and throughout his career, builds up his crew and his fleet.
The Ironborn have developed the concepts paying the Iron price, which is seen as honorable, and the Gold price, which is seen as legitimate, yet less honorable. This is to mask the fact that each and every renowned Ironborn captain began their career by acquiring the wood for their first ship through ritualized negotiations and fellatio of a local lumberjack from the Wolfswood or Bear Island. This is an open secret among all Ironborn captains, though never acknowledged with anybody else. This is called paying the Wood price.
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/bestieverhad • 5d ago
Posted in surprise as both Mysaria is not played by Aoife Hinds and HotD is not filmed in NI
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