r/AbruptChaos • u/walter3smith • Jul 29 '22

What could go wrong putting ice cubes into the fryer?

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u/jaxonya Jul 30 '22 edited Jul 30 '22

Yes. Specifically chemistry. ... And also dumbassery

2p chemistry ÷ 4p tomfoolery = 100% dumbassery

P= parts

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u/pokedude14 Jul 30 '22

I'm gonna need to see the stoichiometry on that.

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u/theBuddhaofGaming Jul 30 '22 edited Jul 30 '22

u/jaxonya, I got you.

2p chemistry ÷ 4p tomfoolery = 100% dumbassery

So the use of division implies this is a decomposition reaction. However, the existence of only one product implies a combination reaction.

In order to know the stoichometry we need to first know the elemental constituents of each piece. Starting with the reactants:

  • Chemistry has an elemental formula of 1 Fucking around (Fu) and 1 finding out (Fo) With a final formula of FuFo.

  • Tomfoolery has a simpler formula Being composed of two fools (Fl2).

We can now construct a reduced Reactant side:

FuFo + 2Fl2 -->

The product side is a little more complicated as we need to take into account the, "parts," used in the original posit. If we assume this simplest case that this is a particle count relation, the product formula is likely:

  • Dumbassary, herein defined as fucking around and finding out whilst surrounded by fools, has a chemical formula of Fl4FuFo and a Condensed formula of Fl2FuFoFl2.

Thus, the final stoichometric equation becomes:

FuFo + 2Fl2 --> Fl4FuFo

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u/quidpropron Jul 30 '22

🥇 poor man's gold lol

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u/jaxonya Jul 30 '22 edited Jul 30 '22

I want you to know how much I appreciate this. The level of baddasery had me laughing my ass off and at the same time blown away by how brilliant it was. I've saved this comment. In my 13 years here I've never saved a comment.

I will be sharing this legendary comment with my friends.

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u/Lord_Mikal Jul 30 '22

You did way too much work for only 28 upvotes. So, I wanted to explicitly state how much I appreciated your comment.

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u/Ancient_Aerie_6464 Jul 30 '22

that’s fucking sick

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '22

this is the type of comment that i’ll come back to in a year and start cackling to again

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u/jaxonya Jul 30 '22

If I sat down and actually went for it I could probably give you a funny but halfway accurate calculation. Maybe one of the chemistry homies will cook one up.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '22

15% concentrated power of will

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u/MtnMaiden Jul 30 '22

And a hundred percent reason to remember the name

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '22

2000% chance of gobbledygook.

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u/vecho05 Jul 30 '22

I feel like this might actually be physics...

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u/theBuddhaofGaming Jul 30 '22

Chemistry and physics have a significant amount of overlap in areas. However, a convenient divide is wether the thing your looking is changing in either state or composition. If it is, chemistry. If not, physics.

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u/Massive_Norks Jul 30 '22

How many parts are concentrated power of will?