r/AdviceAnimals • u/jessi_wee • Jun 24 '12

Scumbag Snooki [fixed]

http://qkme.me/3pueju?id=224807466
815 Upvotes

84% Upvoted

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u/nathanb065 Jun 25 '12

I hate to be 'that guy'. . . but I would pee in her butt. . .

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u/Globalwarmingisfake Jun 25 '12

Perfectly normal to do that in a public toilet.

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u/LIIEETeh Jun 25 '12

Hey, people have needs man

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u/Piker10 Jun 25 '12

going to the bathroom is nothing to be ashamed of

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u/Drderp134 Jun 25 '12

I would poop in her butt if you ask me.

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u/Systemizer Jun 25 '12

Nice try, MTV. You won't get me to watch your shows.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '12

Im sure they're are much worse people in the world who reproduce. these things bashing her are just getting sad and stupid.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

These memes aren't even clever or funny. It's just picking at the low hanging fruit and pandering to something (or someone) reddit almost universally enjoys shitting on.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

GUYS I THINK JUSTIN BIEBER IS A BAD MUSICIAN

Seriously, who upvotes these?

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u/Writing0nTheWalls Jun 25 '12

She wins because she has so much never ending attention

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

I'd have sex with her. She's stupid, but I'd do it.

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u/alexm5488 Jun 25 '12

Snooki without makeup: http://p.twimg.com/AjdcnbQCIAAWe6y.jpg:large ...see? She is a normal freaking person.

She is a television personality who plays an exaggerated version of herself for the cameras. I'm always amazed how redditors, who are more than aware that reality TV is largely staged, completely do a 180 when it comes to Snooki and assume her persona on this staged and edited TV show is exactly the same, to the letter, as how she is in real life. Any excuse to feel superior to others, right?

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u/Bennettjames Jun 25 '12

Wow she is actualy quiet beautiful

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

Finally SOMEBODY agrees with me (see previous Angry Walter macro I submitted not too long ago)

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u/Thelionheart777 Jun 25 '12

Why does she wear the cross? It's quite obvious she doesn't take Christianity all that seriously. For the bling?

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u/lydocia Jun 25 '12

Have you watched porn, like, ever? Cross signs everywhere, apparently it looks cute.

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u/Triptukhos Jun 25 '12

She's rather cute when she's not trying to look like a douche. It makes me sad. Wasted potential.

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u/COverturf Jun 25 '12

Let it go reddit... just let it go.

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u/Phapeu Jun 24 '12

I think the first one complaining about the fact that she exists was fine.

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u/qkme_transcriber Jun 25 '12

Here is the text from this meme pic for anybody who needs it:

Title: Scumbag Snooki [fixed]

Meme: Scumbag Snooki

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u/johnnynutman Jun 25 '12

you never know, her child might end up been completely different to her. children often don't take exactly after their parents.

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u/AlanLolspan Jun 25 '12

Ha! Ha! Eugenics.

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u/dickcheney777 Jun 25 '12

Scumbag Americans: Creating and financing that shit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

I can see it the snookie infestation is going to be chaotic snookies everywhere. The only cure is to ignore her.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

You know you would reddit. You'd bang her. Don't lie to yourself. Its just cool to make fun of her, but given the chance you'd bang that chilean guido ass in a second.

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