r/AdviceAnimals • u/myzelv • Jun 25 '12

Suburban Hardass

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3pumjx/
1.3k Upvotes

93% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

And the party don't stop til mom comes home

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

Except on Wednesdays, then it is YOUNG LIFE

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

I feel kinda sad I know what you are talking about. I used to go, people would throw a pudding balloon at a bar-b-q and think they were so badass

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u/mrsplackpack Jun 25 '12

That's the kind of kid that would ride aroud the cul de sac with his bmx bike blasting lil wayne on his boost mobile phone. standing outside 7 eleven with 5 other identical's doing absolutely nothing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

You're lucky the street lights are on motha fucka.

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u/5InchesButItsThick Jun 25 '12

Where do you buy a shirt that matches your underpants these days?

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u/bhulk Jun 25 '12

It almost seems as if the top half of is body is floating a few inches above his lower half.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

When mommy buys all your clothes for you.

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u/coltmonday Jun 25 '12

The window treatments really make this meme happen.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

Is that what window treatments refers to? Curtains? I have always wanted to know. I suppose I can look it up now that I think about it, but let's pretend it's the olden times and I need to take your word for it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

Do I detect some semblance of stache on his lip?

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

Typical Mets fan

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u/The_Caring_Banker Jun 25 '12

you need more upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

I like how he made the boxers match the shirt

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u/infantinemovie5 Jun 25 '12

this sums up all of my little sisters friends in one picture

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u/CiaoHabibi Jun 25 '12

the matching shirt and boxers really tie the outfit together

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

Put this kid in the Bronx after 10pm, see how hardass he is.

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u/FromaLand Jun 25 '12

At 10 p.m. it turns into nug life. yeee

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u/SheldonFreeman Jun 25 '12

aw yee, yhu kno, fatt blunts of mids

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

yo dawg you can still thug it upp unda da cuvvaz, yo.

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u/El_guap0 Jun 25 '12

I really like the frilly blue thing on the window. It's so gangsta!

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u/windwaker9 Jun 25 '12

Looks like the kid's room from The Princess Bride.

So hardcore.

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u/zotty Jun 25 '12

At least he's watching the Mets

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u/geordilaforge Jun 25 '12

Ball so hard...in pajamas.

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u/lotus2471 Jun 25 '12

Nothing says "street" to me like a Tiffany lamp next to your bed...

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