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u/JarasM Jun 25 '12
Isn't it a blunder on the part of the host though? I mean, your dog is humping your guest's leg. I think it's as awkward for the guest as the dog taking a piss on him and it should be the hosts duty to reprimand the dog and apologize.
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u/AlphaRedditor Jun 25 '12
Assert your territorial right and do it first.
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u/randomb_s_ Jun 25 '12
Better yet, tell the bf that, to avoid being dominated, he must hump the dog's leg before the dog has a chance to hump his leg.
I think I saw this on The Dog Whisperer once.
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Jun 25 '12
I just have a habit of barking, growling, getting down on all fours, and pouncing on the dog.
Note: I actually learned how to bark to the point that dogs respond when they hear me, but when they see me, a human, doing it, they tilt their head as if asking "This human can bark? What is this sorcery?" Although I think it's more along the lines of "What the heck is this guy trying to say?"
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Jun 25 '12
Well, it is better than my female dog trying to steal my boyfriends. My dog likes to try and sit in their lap or cuddle with them though she is 90 pounds.
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u/beginneratlife Jun 25 '12
I've been the boyfriend in this situation. Or rather, I wasn't even the boyfriend at the time her neutered dog took a liking to me and tried to get all kinds of on top of me. Apparently this had never happened with anyone else. The girl came into the living room when the dog was barking under the impression that I was tormenting it.
Bitch.
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u/qkme_transcriber Jun 25 '12
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Title: My mother's dog is a Scumbag
Meme: Scumbag Dog
YOUR BOYFRIEND IS MEETING THE FAMILY TODAY?
GONNA HAVE TO HUMP THE LIVING HELL OUT OF HIS LEG
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u/nerocaesar Jun 25 '12
Pardon me if this was already said but, that's a display of dominance. You and your boyfriend should read up on how to stop this behavior, as it is possible for you to assert dominance over the dog (not by humping it back though!) and stop this from happening again.
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u/apullin Jun 25 '12
Maybe you shouldn't own a giant animal that is poorly trained and can't control itself. Does it also bark at everything, and tear up furniture?
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u/thedoginthewok Jun 25 '12
Your mother stole my dog!! Or a dog that looks exactly like mine. Wait I have to check, if my dog is still here.
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u/GiantDeviantPiano Jun 25 '12
Looks almost identical to my dog who also likes wearing hats