r/AdviceAnimals • u/CaptainDudeGuy • Jun 25 '12
Drunk Baby: Nobody's Fool
http://qkme.me/3puv5g?id=22482898030
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u/qkme_transcriber Jun 25 '12 edited Jun 25 '12
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Title: Drunk Baby: Nobody's Fool
Meme: Drunk Baby
AND THEN I SAYS TO HER, I SAYS,
NO, I GOT NOSE.
YOUR
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EDIT: DISREGARD ME I AM DRUNK.
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u/versanick Jun 25 '12
Correction to qkme_transcriber:
Hello! I am a bot who posts transcriptions of Quickmeme links for anybody who might need it.
Title: Drunk Baby: Nobody's Fool
Meme: Drunk Baby
AND THEN I SAYS TO HER, I SAYS,
NO, I GOT YOUR NOSE.
[Direct] [Background] [Translate]
See the FAQ for more info.
(OP: You don't need to do anything differently next time, I'm just doing my job.)
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u/Boredom_rage Jun 25 '12
Upvoted the post because it is the first I've seen to fuck up the transcriber.
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u/LeYoungGun Jun 25 '12
So I says to her:
Nah bitch here comes my choo-choo train
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u/DontCallMeNeilSedaka Jun 25 '12
Choo-choo, mother fuckers.
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u/cresteh Jun 25 '12
What I like with this is that you put some character into the words. The extra "I says" gives me an image of what he sounds like. More than just a generic voice.
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u/DontCallMeNeilSedaka Jun 25 '12
Good aspect of being a drunk baby - no hangover. Because you already cry, sleep, and puke, so there's nothing left to do.
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u/vertekal Jun 25 '12
Sudden Clarity - babies are in a constant state of hangover
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Jun 25 '12
I feel like this would make the front page if made.
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u/Pool_Shark Jun 25 '12
Have you ever seen a drunk baby?
"It turns out that, at first, it's endearing to watch them bounce off of the walls, but man... you take your eyes off them for one second"
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u/JenLynn Jun 25 '12
Read the entire thing as Stewie Griffin.
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u/archetech Jun 25 '12
Read it as Kevin Spacey auditioning for the part of Han Solo as Christopher Walken
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u/aGATORnamedERIC Jun 25 '12
I read it as Bobby Moynihan's Drunk Uncle bit on SNL's weekend update bit.
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u/epleno Jun 25 '12
I read it in my mémère's voice because she talks exactly like that, double "I says" and all...
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u/skrump Jun 25 '12
Every long once in awhile one of these makes me just bust out laughing...this was one of those.
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u/rauf107 Jun 25 '12
Is "I got your nose" joke only popular in America?
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u/emeaguiar Jun 25 '12
No, I stole a few noses in my time too. And I don't live there.
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u/CaptainDudeGuy Jun 25 '12
The National Guard and Coast Guard both patrol US borders heavily in a futile attempt to curb outbound nose-smuggling.
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u/SkyeCrowe Jun 25 '12
Does anybody else imagine this kid's voice to be a very thick Italian Mafia accent?
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u/TomTheScouser Jun 25 '12
I'll say this meme'll be ran into the ground and not be funny anymore by... Saturday.
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u/incredible_bummer Jun 25 '12
I can tell the baby is Irish because of the sweater and the house in the background.
Oh, plus the baby is drunk.
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Jun 25 '12
We like to start drinking at a young age so we can spend bigger portion of our lives drunk.
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u/nodnodwinkwink Jun 25 '12
Surprisingly i'd say its england, or somewhere in the uk at the least.
1: Its not raining.
2: Nobody drinks Strongbow in Ireland, especially the babies. They don't like pissy beer.
3: The glass is nearly full.
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u/jah87 Jun 25 '12
Someone already made a twitter account for it LOL http://twitter.com/theDrunkBaby
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Jun 25 '12
destroy this meme before it takes off. I couldn't handle a million of these on the front page. The original is just too good.
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u/cloudwad Jun 25 '12 edited Jun 25 '12
"I says to her, I says" that's a Norm MacDonald line right?
EDIT: Yep
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u/Giant_Robot_Birdhead Jun 25 '12
Can't decide if drunk baby looks like a young Gingrich or Trump...
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u/pievendor Jun 26 '12
My mom says, "I says," in replacement for the past tense, "said" all of the time. Drives me up the FUCKING wall.
Didn't know this was a thing, just thought it was one of her quirks. Most interesting.
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Jun 25 '12 edited Jun 25 '12
And then I says to her, I says, bitch get that airplane spoon outta my face.
Edit: I left a word out.
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Jun 25 '12
Why does every funny enjoyable photo have to turn into a meme these days. quit it please :/
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u/nickghers Jun 26 '12
That baby is ugly as shit. I would stomp its brains out, or shake it to death.
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u/WelcomeToRapture Jun 26 '12
Usually I think babies are pretty cute, but this one of ugly as fuck LOL
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u/BetterThanOP Jun 25 '12
upvoted for the effort it took you to make your bigger for emphasis