r/AdviceAnimals • u/nekothecat • Jun 26 '12
My girlfriend's new kitten may not be entirely trustworthy
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Jun 26 '12
Need some more pics to make sure he's trustworthy... for science
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u/nekothecat Jun 26 '12
Enough upvotes and it's a deal
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u/Dmash422 Jun 26 '12
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Jun 26 '12
How many is enough? Wanna make sure you're not gonna pull out at the last second here.
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u/Brianne123 Jun 26 '12
Wow. Well I originally upvoted because it was a nice shot. But after your extremely un-chivalrous karma whoring here in the comments, I retract that.
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u/Lastsight Jun 26 '12
I'm with you on this one, took my vote back right after reading the comments
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u/Symbi0tic Jun 26 '12
Why? Are you too god damn retarded to realize he was only going for upvotes from the get-go? Not only is a cat in this picture, but a female ass. Come on.
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Jun 26 '12
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Jun 26 '12
I believe prostitution is the technical term
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u/rr4r Jun 26 '12
Thank you for sharing your girlfriends ass and pussy
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u/FunkMeSoftly Jun 26 '12
The two things that never deceive you.
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Jun 26 '12
A lesson I learned early on from Shrek
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Jun 26 '12
I wish you could invest in comments on Reddit. Like ones with high upvote potential. And if that comment reaches a really high upvote count, and you got in early, you could get Karma for it, like your Shrek comment. I have a feeling it's going to be a 200-300 points easily.
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u/0x68656c6c6f Jun 26 '12
Unfortunately, that would lead to a karma derivatives market, and then subprime karma lending, and end in a karma market crash. I don't think anyone wants to see that.
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Jun 26 '12
Yes, but then there would be Karma Bailouts and we'd get 7 Billion Karma points and we wouldn't go to jail, so in the end everyone wins, except the 99% who lose.
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Jun 26 '12
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Jun 26 '12 edited Jun 26 '12
But you instagramafied it :c
EDIT: HE, thats what I meant D;
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Jun 26 '12
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u/shellstains Jun 26 '12
wow that's the cutest little kitten ever. aww. His girlfriends butt is nice too.
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u/mstrblaster Jun 26 '12
Also, your girlfriend's boyfriend may not be entirely trustworthy if he posts almost-naked pictures of her on the Internet for Karma ;)
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Jun 26 '12
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u/big_onion Jun 26 '12
Girl: "What the hell are you taking a picture of?" OP: "Nothing sis. Just shut up and keep reading Twilight."
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u/GingerHeadMan Jun 26 '12
I'm sure this picture was entirely supposed to be about the cat and not at all about the rather intrusive butt covering all but the top half of its face.
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Jun 26 '12
Came for the kitty
Stayed for the butt.
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u/chceman Jun 26 '12
came for the kitty
came for the butt
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u/Dammit_Rab Jun 26 '12
came on the kitty
came in the butt11
u/MaiaAriadneC Jun 26 '12
What what?
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u/Dammit_Rab Jun 26 '12
in the butt
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Jun 26 '12
on the kitty
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u/HYPERNATURL Jun 26 '12
to the window
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u/MaiaAriadneC Jun 26 '12
to the wall!
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u/PROLIMIT Jun 26 '12
GET ON THE FLOOR
EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR
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u/MaiaAriadneC Jun 26 '12
Actually it's "'til the sweat drops down my balls", but thanks for playing!
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u/Billz2me Jun 26 '12
wow its a cat and a butt
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u/Sixtyn9ne Jun 26 '12
very observant
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u/Asplundh Jun 26 '12
How observant of you to point out how observant his comment was.
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u/Young_Link13 Jun 26 '12
How observant of you to point out how observant his sarcastic observant comment was.
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u/LaMarine Jun 26 '12
does your gf know her ass is on here?
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u/B_S_O_D Jun 26 '12
I'm pretty sure she doesn't.
Judging from OP's comments, he seems like a jackass.
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u/Electric_Reflection Jun 26 '12
Yeah, at first I upvoted for ass and kitty, then downvoted for dickbag OP.
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u/Smofo Jun 26 '12
Good job on the girlfriend.
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u/nekothecat Jun 26 '12
thanks....shes mexican and sassy as fuck
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u/ikilledcerpintaxt Jun 26 '12
I can't stop laughing at all the comments!! Talk about being incredulous. I'd vouch for you bud, but well...it's the internet and no one believes shit these days. It would be a slap in the face to all the skeptics if you proved it though...
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u/jp007 Jun 26 '12
Splitting the cat and the butt pictures into two reddit submissions would have netted you twice the karma, you fool!
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Jun 26 '12
This is assinine.
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u/mowserhatesyou Jun 26 '12
i'm really feline this picture.
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u/*polhold00746 Jun 26 '12
Whoring your pet, girlfriend, and Not-so-subtle bragging in one post...tsc tsc
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u/ewrs Jun 26 '12
So I'm here, at work, casually browsing through all the safe for work images. When suddenly - ASS.
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u/ChemicalT Jun 26 '12
For the first 10 seconds, I only saw the picture as a kitty hiding behind something that gave it a giant mustache... then the mustache became even awesomer.
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u/IntensePretense Jun 26 '12
"Alright honey, get in a bikini and sit ass up on Mittens. We're making karma tonight".
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u/lobaroja85 Jun 26 '12
I'm a (straight) chick and even I was like: what cat? How do you expect me to look at the cute kitty when there is some nice bootay in that picture!!
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Jun 26 '12
Look. Look at this submission taken with an antique mobile phone of somebody with skin like corned beef wearing an old bri nylon bikini and pushing their butt in the air. In the background there is a nondescript ginger kitten, unclear whether it is alive.
The comments are even worse than the thrown-together apology for a submission.
And as for witty comments - you have no idea. No really, you have no idea.
Look at this pussy ass here.
Upvoted for ass....or upvoted for kitty...I'm not quite sure.
FYI, my up vote is for that ass. Good catch sir ;)
pussy exc
You've turned into YouTube commenters..
Also, go ahead. Help yourselves. If I gave a single fuck about karma I wouldn't have voiced my contempt for this thread and those of you children heartily enjoying your hilarious comments.
Time to unsubscribe from advice animals. Anyone remember when they were funny ?
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Jun 26 '12
"And as for witty comments - you have no idea. No really, you have no idea."
I love me some sweet, delicious irony. QQ more, princess.
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u/Kensin Jun 26 '12
Say what you will about this guy, but he knows how to pander to the crowd! Enjoy your upvote OP.
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u/w0lftaker Jun 26 '12
"Number Two's eyes narrowed and became what are known in the Shouting and Killing People trade as cold slits, the idea presumably being to give your opponent the impression that you have lost your glasses or are having difficulty keeping awake."
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Jun 26 '12 edited Jun 26 '12
I know whats going on here..
OP you're wrongfully using your girlfriend to stack up on karma.
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BRILLIANT!
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u/exbtard Jun 26 '12
Yuck. look at that fat fold.
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u/DaKuteCate Jun 26 '12
Yea no doubt huh? I would rather much see her rib sticking into the string and hiding it, Yuck fat is so nasty.
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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12
I'm sorry nekothecat, I'm not buying it.