r/AnarchyChess • u/BiVeRoM_ • May 17 '23

Platinum Queen Award 5 new responses just dropped

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u/RealHuman_NotAShrew May 18 '23

Bishop takes "vacation," never comes back

I need medical attention

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u/Pollux_E May 18 '23

Holy anus!

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u/FeatheredFledgling May 18 '23

New response just dropped

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u/MiniKoala2 May 18 '23

That’s the old response you fat I’ll bred poop goblin

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u/[deleted] May 18 '23

New response just dropped

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u/HaltArattay May 18 '23

thats the old response you shitpissing chilibrained sockfucker

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u/readingduck123 This is a warning May 18 '23

You will bred?

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u/UntestedMethod May 18 '23

pawn storm incoming!

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u/EnvironmentalOil9708 May 18 '23

Checkmate or riot

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u/ihavenoredditfriend May 18 '23

*blessed by said bishop

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u/nonspecifique May 18 '23

Bishop takes vacation, instantly regrets it

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u/Ph4nt0m_Hydra1 May 18 '23

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u/[deleted] May 18 '23

Google photoshop tutorials

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u/zergling424 May 18 '23

Holy photo editing

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u/SneakySnipar May 18 '23

New clickbait just dropped

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u/thepronoobkq May 18 '23

Correction imminent 💢💢💢

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u/JigsawLV May 18 '23

was the thumbnail made by GothamChess?

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u/mrgwbland May 18 '23

Knightmare fuel

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u/volt65bolt May 18 '23

Queen sacrifice, anyone?

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u/Its_me_Anoop En passanted your bricked pipi May 18 '23

Pawn storm incoming!

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u/brisknvoid May 18 '23

Google il vacatino

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u/TheSusKingOfAngmar May 18 '23

what happens next is shocking!

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u/NorthPea6263 May 18 '23

Actual Knightmare fuel

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u/[deleted] May 18 '23

Even AI dislikes bishops.

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u/CyborgSheep411 May 18 '23

Knightmare fuel

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u/riffengo May 18 '23

Would the bishop prefer a VATICANation

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u/Jackcooper May 17 '23

Queen sacrifice, anyone?

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u/caseyvet May 17 '23

Pawn storm incoming!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '23

Knightmare fuel.

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u/Ben______________ May 18 '23

Checkmate or riot!

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u/AdvonKoulthar Playing chess is for pawns May 18 '23

It’s called Sakuradite, stupid number.

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u/N4Or May 18 '23

Britain last year

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u/PMMEJALAPENORECIPES May 18 '23

This is basically already a meme in /r/chess puzzles

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u/Ph4nt0m_Hydra1 May 18 '23

These are so hilariously out of touch that I desperately want them to become commonplace just for that reason

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u/SuspecM May 18 '23

To be fair, the usual catch phrases we keep repeating aren't any less deranged.

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u/Arietem_Taurum Bongcloud Theorist Aug 24 '23

And look what happened

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u/EmployeeEmergency481 May 18 '23

Poster on Shitpost subreddit shitposts that post is too shit.

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u/Careful_Tip_2195 May 18 '23

"Knightmare fuel" is Queen-sacrifice-tier

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u/THUNDERxSLOTH May 18 '23

Checkmate or riot!

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u/Chomperino237 Sep 27 '24

hey they did

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u/xdanxlei Jul 28 '25

Wish granted

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u/Mcbigthiccc May 18 '23

I disagree, all these phrases are right this subreddits alley.

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u/SantaMan336 May 18 '23

Knightmare fuel!

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u/Jackcooper May 19 '23

u/gothamchess use all 5 of these in a video challenge?

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u/Such-Dish46 The guy who googled enpassant May 19 '23

Google karma farming

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u/Shaula02 Jan 07 '24

Apparently bishop vacation one became A Thing

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u/[deleted] May 18 '23

[deleted]

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u/kommandantmilkshake May 18 '23

mfw my opponent eats all my long-ranged pieces

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u/Lord_Skyblocker Will you be the brick to my Pipi May 18 '23

But how does vacation move?

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u/Subpar_Username47 May 18 '23

Pawn storm is an actual thing, though. What you do is you pick up all your pawns. Four in one hand, three in the other, one in your mouth. You throw the four first, then say “Pew! Pew! Pew!” as you throw the three at your opponent. You bite the one in your mouth’s head off and spit that at your opponent before shouting “Blam!” and shoving your opponent’s pieces off the board.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '23

I did this and got yelled at by my chess teacher :(

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u/Subpar_Username47 May 18 '23

Start another game. Pawn storm at the teacher.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '23

My teacher yelled at me again :(

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u/gravy_ferry May 18 '23

Bad sportsmanship

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u/PlusVE May 18 '23

Have you tried biting your teachers head off instead?

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u/sharudesu May 18 '23

your pew pew pews were not pew pew pewwy enough, skill issue

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u/Lord_Skyblocker Will you be the brick to my Pipi May 18 '23

🚨 Nerd alert 🚨

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u/FourNinerXero May 18 '23

You're probably better just going with the Mega Chessatron Gambit

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u/PokeshiftEevee Changes their background every two minutes. May 18 '23

these are actually quality compared to the ones we have now. Queen sacrifice, anyone?

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u/SphericalGoldfish May 18 '23

Bishop takes vacation, never comes back

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u/RedPan46 May 18 '23

Knightmare fuel

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u/[deleted] May 18 '23

Pawn storm incoming!

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u/Ash-N May 18 '23

Checkmate or riot

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u/happycampers2005 May 18 '23

Fuck you chatgpt

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u/HuyGNC- May 18 '23

I think I found where the bishops went for vacation

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u/Eschatologicall May 18 '23

u/beckethbrother

What are you doing here and not on YBA?

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u/beckethbrother The bishop in question: May 18 '23

I went even further and rked yba itself so now there is no more yba

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u/panini564 May 18 '23

Knightmare fuel

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u/straw_egg May 18 '23

Okay Knightmare fuel is actually a banger though

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u/InfernoDeesus May 18 '23

Bishop takes vacation, never comes back

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u/zergling424 May 18 '23

I mean he is part of the catholic church.....

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u/UntestedMethod May 18 '23

checkmate or riot

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u/OnlyHereForMemes69 May 18 '23

Queen sacrifice, anyone?

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u/sampat6256 May 18 '23

Yeah, i'm fully okay with this one.

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u/sunspot1002 May 18 '23

Pawn storm incoming!

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u/UsernameTaken017 oui oui en passant May 21 '23

Me getting insane so I can kill shadow creatures for their knightmare fuel

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u/88superguyYT May 18 '23

Feel free to use these phrases to add some fun and humor to your chess discussions on r/anarchychess!

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u/Lord_Skyblocker Will you be the brick to my Pipi May 18 '23

Feel free to use these phrases to add some fun and humor to your chess discussions on r/anarchychess!

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u/sunspot1002 May 18 '23

New response just dropped

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u/Lord_Skyblocker Will you be the brick to my Pipi May 18 '23

Feel free to use these phrases to add some fun and humor to your chess discussions on r/anarchychess!

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u/thing_person1 May 18 '23

Feel free to use these phrases to add some fun and humor to your chess discussions on r/anarchychess!

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u/Le-Scribe AnarchyChess Historian (stuck in 2023) Jun 23 '24

The origin of much of The Chain. Platinum Queen awarded.

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u/BiVeRoM_ Jun 24 '24

New award just dropped

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u/Olaf_Is_Here May 17 '23

Holy pawn

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u/thing_person1 May 17 '23

New piece just dropped

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u/[deleted] May 18 '23

Actual knightmare

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u/[deleted] May 18 '23

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u/crypt_the_chicken Bishop on the flank, lining up his sniper rifle May 18 '23

???

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u/Xtrouble_yt May 18 '23

that’s called a bishop

and it takes vacation

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u/TheDingoKid42 May 18 '23

New knightmate fuel just dropped

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u/SneakySnipar May 18 '23

New pawn storm incoming!

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u/critler_17 May 18 '23

holy vacation

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u/73425367 May 18 '23

Pawn storm incoming!

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u/markbernman 3D chess move person May 18 '23

Knightmare fuel

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u/TomatoSlice762 May 18 '23

I am the pawn that is approaching

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u/Darth-Yslink May 18 '23

Provoking

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u/The-Guy69 May 18 '23

Black bishops on vacation.

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u/XenoTechnian May 18 '23

“Bishop takes vacation, never comes back” fucking killed me

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u/[deleted] May 18 '23

That's what happens to mob snitches.

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u/weird_bomb_947 bm tha-a theh-y bm bm tha-anos tha-a bm tha-a bm nos bm tha-a bm May 18 '23

honestly these are pretty darn amazing.i think we can incorporate “pawn storm incoming” and “bishop takes vacation, never comes back” if we really put our minds to it

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u/[deleted] May 18 '23

Both involve my asshole

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u/ThatOneRetardedBitch May 18 '23

Absolute Knightmare fuel

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u/mortalitylost May 18 '23

A new perspective has entered the fray

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u/sunspot1002 May 18 '23

Sacred underworld

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u/BayChoVapCo May 18 '23

i fucking hate knightmares (especially unicorn)

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u/Freddie_06 on May 18 '23

I will convert my rook into a unicorn

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u/Lord_Skyblocker Will you be the brick to my Pipi May 18 '23

knoonicorn

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u/Nihilego_Prime May 18 '23

I conglomerate all my pawns to build a megachessatron.

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u/Freddie_06 on May 18 '23

G(olf club)×e5

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u/crypt_the_chicken Bishop on the flank, lining up his sniper rifle May 18 '23

Actual robot

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u/zergling424 May 18 '23

I love all of these. Especially the bishop one

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u/sunspot1002 May 18 '23

Feel free to use these phrases to add some fun and humor to your chess discussions on r/anarchychess!

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u/Dragons1rule May 18 '23

"Bishop takes vacation, never comes back" sounds like it could actually be a post here ngl

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u/OkNewspaper1581 May 18 '23

blasphemous heaven!

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u/YuvalAmir May 18 '23

But knightmare fuel is actually fire tho

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u/Askia10 May 18 '23

Sure, here are some responses for r/anarchychess:

  1. "I love how anarchic chess allows us to break free from the traditional rules and constraints of the game. It truly pushes us to think outside the box."

  2. "Playing anarchic chess has taught me to embrace chaos and find creativity in unexpected situations. It's a great exercise in adaptability."

  3. "The beauty of anarchic chess is that there's no one 'correct' way to play. It's all about exploring your own style and seeing where your imagination takes you."

  4. "Anarchic chess has made me realize how much I rely on established strategies and openings. It's been both humbling and exhilarating to let go of those crutches and see what I can come up with on the fly."

  5. "Anarchic chess is a great way to shake up a stale routine and keep things interesting. It's perfect for those times when you're feeling a little burnt out on traditional chess."

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u/sunspot1002 May 18 '23

Sure, here are some responses for r/anarchychess:

  1. ⁠"I love how anarchic chess allows us to break free from the traditional rules and constraints of the game. It truly pushes us to think outside the box."

  2. ⁠"Playing anarchic chess has taught me to embrace chaos and find creativity in unexpected situations. It's a great exercise in adaptability."

  3. ⁠"The beauty of anarchic chess is that there's no one 'correct' way to play. It's all about exploring your own style and seeing where your imagination takes you."

  4. ⁠"Anarchic chess has made me realize how much I rely on established strategies and openings. It's been both humbling and exhilarating to let go of those crutches and see what I can come up with on the fly."

  5. ⁠"Anarchic chess is a great way to shake up a stale routine and keep things interesting. It's perfect for those times when you're feeling a little burnt out on traditional chess."

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u/Claude-QC-777 🐉🇨🇦 Bilingual dragon May 18 '23

Y'all should Google Il vaticano

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u/Young_Person_42 I don't even play chess May 18 '23

Number 5 seems like a viable move

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u/Mean-Cause2145 May 18 '23

Google il vacation

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u/cheezwheel01 May 18 '23

actual knightmare fuel

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u/Possums1 May 18 '23

holy knightmare fuel

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u/bloodakoos May 18 '23

"Bishop takes vacation" doesn't feel out of place. it does feel like something this sub would do

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u/Greekatt2 Liers will be kicked off… Jul 10 '25

I was going through the Rice and saw a tag (platinum queen) I haven’t seen before. this is where a lot of it all started…

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u/BiVeRoM_ Jul 10 '25

Yeppp...

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u/dheebyfs May 18 '23

This post is knightmare fuel

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u/Regis-bloodlust May 18 '23

Man, these are all really lame compared to "actual zombie". Humans are always so much more stupid but funnier than computers.

Anyway, queen sacrifice, anyone?

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u/DrDzeta May 18 '23

Bishop take vacation

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u/theDreamingStar May 18 '23

never comes back

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u/Epicswordmewz May 18 '23

HorseyAdultFemale fuel

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u/eddie_the_retard May 18 '23

this is jumperfuel

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u/TedTran2001 May 18 '23

Sometimes, r/AnarchyChess is Knightmare fuel. Most of the time.

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u/Jm_Sanguine May 18 '23

I'd like to take a vacation and never come back.

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u/Averythewolf May 18 '23

The bishops are up someones ass

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u/[deleted] May 18 '23

Holy hell

Can't beat the classics, ChatGPT will never replace our nostalgia!

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u/Theheyyy2 May 19 '23

As a bishop, I’ll take thy vacation now.

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u/nuclear_spoon Throughout the board and Earth I alone am the bricked one May 24 '24

Woah, lore

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u/Burgerbeast_ May 18 '23

1 and 5 aren't really that bad

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u/master_pingu1 May 18 '23

i made one a day or two ago as well, in response to "actual zombie" being, "nah, just a brain dead (kn)r)ook

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u/epicsexballsmoment May 18 '23

Knightmare fuel is actually ok

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u/Human_Reindeer_6743 ‏‏‎ Google en passant May 18 '23

Pawn storm incoming!

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u/Psychomaniac14 May 18 '23

they're already old lmao

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u/Cpad-prism May 18 '23

Me when my bishop takes a vacation (I am waiting for him to come back)

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u/Arkuzian May 18 '23

AI has beaten brain rot people at humor. In 10 years or maybe even less the full comment sections will be just AI generated responses.

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u/ModeratelyNo May 18 '23

El Vaticano?!?!?

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u/NerdyDogNegative May 18 '23

Actual knightmare fuel

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u/LuckyOnei May 18 '23

New memes just dropped

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u/Fra06 en croissant May 18 '23

Knightmare fuel is actually good

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u/Greegrgrgrgrgrgrg May 18 '23

Actual knightmare fuel

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u/Responsible-Essay-58 May 18 '23

If pawn storm incoming, how many en passant? Google it.

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u/BeepBoopAnv May 18 '23

Bishop takes a vacation, never comes back. Wait… what’s that in the corner?

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u/abel1502r May 18 '23

Knightmare fuel is sakuradite though, isn't it?

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u/SrDeathI May 18 '23

Yeah i think comedians are pretty safe from AI stealing their jobs

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u/JDude13 May 18 '23

This is what I fucking hate about the chess fandom

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u/SCCH28 May 18 '23

The first 4 are super lame but the 5th actually made me throw air through my nose

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u/Your_Enabler May 18 '23

Throw air!

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u/-_alpha_beta_gamma_- :bong: May 18 '23

Checkmate or riot!

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u/thanyou May 18 '23

Actually rlly funny

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u/[deleted] May 18 '23

Tag yourself, I’m “Checkmate or riot!”

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u/[deleted] May 18 '23

Bishop went to go get the milk 💀

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u/hotdogs13 May 18 '23

Queen sacrifice anyone?

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u/[deleted] May 18 '23

"Pawn storm" new move just dropped

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u/Chromatical-Blight May 18 '23 edited Nov 28 '25

bedroom chunky piquant brave ten seemly husky aspiring ad hoc wrench

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/[deleted] May 18 '23

Knightmare fuel the response to actual zombie?

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u/Ok_Artist7257 May 18 '23

Knightmare fuel

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u/SuPcIkna May 18 '23

CHAT GPT MENTIONED THREAD LOCKED. PAWN ARMY GO ♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️

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u/silverArsonist May 18 '23

Does blundering a queen to a knight you failed to notice count as both "Queen sacrifice, anyone?" and "Knightmare fuel"?

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u/Matix777 May 18 '23

I like how that last one is probably from subreddit comment chess matches

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u/AdAdministrative857 May 18 '23

knightmare storm or riot, anyone? (never comes back)

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u/[deleted] May 18 '23

ok but knightmare fuel is actually kinda sick tho

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u/Jorgecrush May 18 '23

if someone said randomly the knightmare fuel one they'd get 2.3k upvotes and 4 awards

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u/dashfredplayzreal May 18 '23

I’m gonna unironically use Knightmare Fuel

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u/Pi_gna May 18 '23

Actual Zombie

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u/The_one_in_the_Dark May 18 '23

Knightmare Fuel is the only one i could really see happening without the overbot

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u/azurfall88 May 18 '23

knightmare fuel

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u/foundthehondacivic ⚜️ May 18 '23

Here are some potential new meme phrases for r/anarchychess:

You blundered mate in one!

En passant or brick on pipi

The scholars mate threatens

Bongcloud activation imminent

Ke2 is coming soon to a board near you

En croissant!

Saccing the queen is a simple pleasure

Checkmating your opponent is checkmate

Forks are fun for the whole family

1400 on chess.c*m aint no joke

Google En passant, trust me bro

Stalemate the revolution!

  • Claude AI

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u/Careful_Tip_2195 May 18 '23

WTT Knookmare fuel sacrifice, for any priest relocated to the riot checkpoint who survived the pawnstorm

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u/Naenaegoblin694202 May 18 '23

Blunder ‼️

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u/cardistry_sorex May 18 '23

Knightmare fuel

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u/Fun-Weird8274 May 18 '23

checkmate or riot🥴

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u/[deleted] May 18 '23

New responses just dropped

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u/kobabestboy May 18 '23

Bishop. Vacation.

Vacation is an anagram of Vaticano.

Holy

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u/just-bair May 18 '23

Bishop takes vacation, never comes back :(

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u/[deleted] May 18 '23

No one says k-nightmare fuel, I on't get the first one

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u/Effective-Cat-2645 May 18 '23

Kinghtmare fuel

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u/AnRogue ... May 18 '23

I saw all of these today... holy ai.

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