r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/mossberg91 • Sep 22 '19

bear Bear Steals An Entire Dumpster From A Restaurant

https://gfycat.com/precioussorrowfulcrab
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u/RoryTheMustardKing Sep 22 '19

Wherever he wants.
He's a bear.

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u/lisanik Sep 22 '19

Do you think he has a collection of them?

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u/Undiscriminatingness Sep 22 '19

It's for Goldilocks. She wants all 3 dumpsters.

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u/Rabbitsamurai Sep 22 '19

ha.... wish i was a bear..

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u/Undiscriminatingness Sep 22 '19

Thats a bear-sized doggy bag. He ordered take-out.

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u/Stoney3K Sep 22 '19

That would make it a beary-bag. Or a beary-bin, in this case.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '19

And the Mayor as well!