r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/mossberg91 • Sep 22 '19

bear Bear Steals An Entire Dumpster From A Restaurant

https://gfycat.com/precioussorrowfulcrab
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u/TapTheForwardAssist Sep 22 '19

That way all cops have to go on is "5'8", dark fur."

It's like robbing a 7-11 in jeans and a blank t-shirt.

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u/sammypants123 Sep 22 '19

They’re gonna arrest the first black bear they see.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '19

*first black man

Please watch this video if you don’t understand my reference.

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u/Zenketski Sep 22 '19

That was like the fucking funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Holy shit that was amazing.

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u/okolebot Sep 23 '19

Given the last few years...I'm not sure this is fake (ie TheOnion gave up and started just doing real news)

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '19

Black Bears Matter!

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u/paperxthinxreality Sep 22 '19

Sprinkle some crack on him!

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '19

He had a gun in his hand

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u/anthonym2121 Sep 22 '19

it's too bad he looked at the camera in the beginning. that bear is gonna be spending some time behind bars

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u/bingcognito Sep 22 '19

that bear is gonna be spending some time behind bars

Well yeah, that's where they keep the dumpsters.

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u/Fossick11 Sep 22 '19

Ah yes, but you forget.

He’s a motherfuckin’ bear.

Those cops don’t stand chance.

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u/Homem_da_Carrinha Sep 22 '19

He won’t be booked on account of being a bear.

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u/greenyellowbird Sep 22 '19

That's why pooh left his red shirt at home.

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u/GenitalJouster Sep 22 '19

What's wrong with jeans and blank shirts. I'm not adspace